I want some new rules for society..

[smutt butt]

Anyone who has christmas, halloween or whatever holiday decorations up 24hrs. after the holiday has passed gets a choice of $10,000 fine or 6 months in jail.

 

Anyone who puts up a christmas tree before thanksgiving gets a beating and 1 year in jail.

 

Anyonoe who's decoration lights puts a Las Vegas casino to shame gets 10 yr in prison.

 

Anyone running for office can put up their signs 7 days before the election but they must be removed before 12:00 noon the next day or face public hanging.

 

All candidates are allowed 1 tv commercial per day or face the firing squad.

 

Any congressman that takes ANYTHING from any lobbyist will recieve life in a state prison.

 

Lobbyists caught trying to influence someone in congress will get life.

 

Any member of congress caught breaking the law will be treated like any other person would be.

 

Any lawyer that files a lawsuit and loses is required to pay the person or company that won, all fees and lost wages x10.

 

Any lawyer that defends a rapist, murderer or any other felon must let his client live with him/her for 6 ms after getting out of jail.

 

Anyone convicted of rape or murder will get 1 appeal and if they lose they will be turned over to the victims family and no questions will be asked.

 

Anyone that lets their pet starve or mistreats it in any way will recieve the same punishment.

 

All judges must resign after 1 yr on the bench.

 

Public punishment WILL be used again. Chain gangs will clean trash from roads.

 

While you are in jail you will recieve decent food, water and a place to sleep PERIOD All convicts will be put together. Better be strong.

 

The phrase "politically correct" will never be used again. Anyone crying PI because someone offended them will be put in jail where they can act like a "bitch" all that they want.

 

If you are "offended" by something/someone then don't use it, look at it, talk to it etc.!!!

 

Anyone caught writing or distributing spam/spyware will be shot in the leg and left to bleed to death.

 

All thieves will have a hand removed. You get 2 chances.

 

If you go to mcdonalds, wendy's etc. and order fries and the fukkin asshole pulls them before the beeper goes off they will have to hold their head in the grease for however many seconds they had left to cook. IF I WANT RAW FRIES I WILL ASK FOR THEM ASSHOLE!!!

 

If you go to a hospital for help and have no money/ins. they will have to help you but if you do not pay them back you will have to spend a LOT of time in there until you do.

 

Any health ins. company that refuses to pay for a major illness/injury treatment when you pay your ins. dues will no longer be in business and the review board members will be executed.

 

If you are on welfare or any other public assistance, you will not be allowed to get pregnant or get someone pregnant.

 

 

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[Jhony5]

You forgot one very important rule bro.

 

 

NO VOLLEYBALL!!!! EVER!!!

[tiredofwhiners]

Smutt for Pres.

[Phantom]

Anyone who puts up a christmas tree before thanksgiving gets a beating and 1 year in jail.

 

I just put mine up yesterday.

[KathyA]

I would be jailed for 10 years.

 

I literally make the Griswald family look pathetic.. And I mean this. I have already started this year's decorating.. Just the outdoor lights, which do not get turned on until the day after Thanksgiving..

 

Maybe that one rule could be reconsidered?

[smutt butt]

I just put mine up yesterday.

 

Kathy and phantom, i will give you both a "spanking' instead.

[KathyA]

Kathy and phantom, i will give you both a "spanking' instead.

 

Now that is a punishment that sounds reasonable..

[Kryptonite Man]

I got one: Any member of the ACLU who threatens to sue anyone practicing their Christian values or sues anyone for having a Nativity scene on public and/or private property gets the Death Penalty!

[Phantom]

Kathy and phantom, i will give you both a "spanking' instead.

 

Kinky! I like the idea of that special treatment.

[builder]

Kathy and phantom, i will give you both a "spanking' instead.

 

Just take a number and wait in line.

[ToriAllen]

Anyone who has christmas, halloween or whatever holiday decorations up 24hrs. after the holiday has passed gets a choice of $10,000 fine or 6 months in jail.

That's not fair. It is tradition to leave the Christmas lights up through New Year's eve.

 

Anyone who puts up a christmas tree before thanksgiving gets a beating and 1 year in jail.

I'm alright with that one. We don't decorate until the weekend after Thanksgiving.

[eddo]

Smutt for Pres.

 

Add:

"Anyone politcal candidate who leaves their campaign signs up 24hrs. after the election has passed gets a choice of $10,000 fine or 6 months in jail."

 

and he will ge my vote.

[Lethalfind]

We have taken down the Halloween stuff.

 

I am going to have my Christmas stuff put up early because I am having guests for Thanksgiving. My sister is coming and I inherited alot of our families things that I wanted her too see.

 

I was also going to get the lights put up early (get my lawn man to do it in reality) so they would be ready for Thanksgiving. Rather then wait too the last minute and not be able to get Malachi at the right time.

 

My daughter LOVES to decorate and I'm affraid we follow what they do in stores to a certain degree. When we go shopping and see the things in the store, my daughter wants to get out all our decorations.

 

I have inherited an EXTENSIVE collection of Christmas village pieces...its going to take me FOREVER to get this set up in the place where I want them.

 

Can I opt for the spanking option as well??

[RoyalOrleans]

Soccer is not a sport.

[Outlaw2747]

For the fuckers that want to go around and shoot people, put them to use. Send them to fight our overseas battles since they want to shoot. Any misconduct on their part will be subject to public torture. Death is too nice for them.

[snafu]

Anybody celebrating Kwanza is to be herded up and deported. Anybody starting any new holidays should be shot on site.

[eddo]

Anybody starting any new holidays should be shot on site.

 

Hey wait now, I like having new holidays- ones that I get paid for anyway.

[RoyalOrleans]

Any celebrity living in the USA that wishes to adopt a child must first attempt to adopt here before looking beyond.

[smutt butt]

 

Can I opt for the spanking option as well??

Over my knee with britches down??

[Lethalfind]

Over my knee with britches down??

 

Absolutely !!, is there any other way??

[RoyalOrleans]

The national age of prohibition is bumped down to eighteen. Old enough to buy cigarettes and contract cancer and die. Old enough to take up arms and die on foreign soil. However, you ain't old enough to have a beer with your steak. Bullshit!

[smutt butt]

Pot will be legal to grow in your own house.

 

Anyone caught selling herion, meth, or cocaine ( even though i have used them) will get a beating and 50 years in prison.

[smutt butt]

The national age of prohibition is bumped down to eighteen. Old enough to buy cigarettes and contract cancer and die. Old enough to take up arms and die on foreign soil. However, you ain't old enough to have a beer with your steak. Bullshit!

Agreed 100%

I can go to P.I. and shoot an m-60, throw live grenades but i can't drink a beer?????????????????????

[snafu]

The national age of prohibition is bumped down to eighteen. Old enough to buy cigarettes and contract cancer and die. Old enough to take up arms and die on foreign soil. However, you ain't old enough to have a beer with your steak. Bullshit!

It was in my day. At 17 I was able to drink 3/2 beer on base. 18 years old I could drink real beer. Then by time it changed to 21, so did I.