Kristie Alley in a Bikini

[phreakwars]

Fucking Oprah had to interrupt my normal viewing of Yahoo news this evening.

 

Listed as a fucking AP top story, is some shit about Kristie fucking Alley being in a fucking bikini on fucking Oprah.

 

Like I could EVER give a shit.

 

But alas, in an ongoing effort to provide the fine bitches of this site there daily dose of Oprah Winfrey support group bullshit chatter,

 

So here is the full report Phreak style:

 

Today, fat washed up actress Kristy Alley demoralized herself more by going on TV with long time fat buddy Oprah to show us her latest borefest acomplishment..

 

She showed up in a fucking bikini and made people fucking puke.

 

FULL STORY HERE

 

However... after viewing the web page, I have come to the conclusion that the bitch should not have shown us that bikini..

 

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Those thighs are fucking HUGE !!

 

Not only that... JESUS JUST LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CAMEL TOE !!!

 

What say you guys ??

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[KathyA]

I missed my daily Oprah fix today, and everyday for the last 17/18 years..

Or however long she has been on the air.

 

There is no denying that Kirstie Alley has lost a ton of weight.. She was enormous, these last few years.. Even though her thighs appear large in this pic. She really has transformed herself alot of ways.. I have to give her credit where credit is due..

 

But she really should have pulled the bottoms out of her crack.. That was nasty..

[eddo]

Wheres the "she looks good, but I still don't care" option?

[phreakwars]

Thy will be done.

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[eddo]

cool,

[phreakwars]

Makes me wonder how soon we will see the next fucking Jenny Craig commercial... I can't wait.

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[Chi]

That's not a real bikini, that's cheating. There is a mesh thing holding all her fat in connecting the top with the bottom, sorta like support pantyhose. And yeah, major thunder thighs! She looks a helluva a lot better though! Gotta give her that. So where can I get one of those cheating "bikinis"?

[eddo]

So where can I get one of those cheating "bikinis"?

 

If you will model it, I'll ship you one.

[Chi]

If you will model it, I'll ship you one.

 

Deal. I will be expecting for it.

[eddo]

Deal. I will be expecting for it.

 

 

e-mail me your address.

[Outlaw2747]

I'm a leg man so I chose the third option. No one gives two shits if she is in a bikini. In that case put me on TV about me being in my uniform. I will prove that I am a better attention whore.

 

HEY AMERICA!!! I AM WEARING MY UNIFORM, OH AND I HAVE ABERET TOO!!! ISN'T THAT FUCKING COOL AMERICA??? HUH??? HUH??? HUH???

 

Fucking ingrates.

[KathyA]

I have always liked Kristie Alley, Just like I have always liked Tina Turner no matter what I will always like them and dream of having sex with them both.

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Sex with them both? Like as in together?

 

And I thought you were a Holy man..

[smutt butt]

I like big thighs and big butts but i have never thought she was hot.

[Jhony5]

I for one think Kirstie looks way better in a winter coat, hood fully drawn over her face, gloves, and a giant scarf.

 

If she had any guts she woulda walked out there without the 'hide my thunder thighs' cape thingy-ma-jigger. Best review I can give her, since she obviously wants review for this, is..........Meh I've seen uglier bitchs before.

[RoyalOrleans]

Ohh... look! Kirstie is down to Lethalfind size.