De Kannibaal

[Chi]

I am the centre of the action here and am getting inside people's heads.

There would have been a 404 error at this site months ago if I was an internet terrorist.

 

Damn, you are delusional.

[Jhony5]

Posted by De Kiddabaal:

But clearly when I post a thread up, it goes on for pages and pages, whether about me shagging my mate's wife or my big announcement, or now LF and her masturbatory codfish antics, my threads create intrigue, controversy and high levels of interest.

 

Oh for fux sake little boy, get a grip. Alot of threads " go for pages and pages ". That does not suggest they are particularly intriguing. Only that there are enough jackasses like me bored in the still of night to respond to them.

 

It is inevitable that I will be a mod here. I create a spectacle.

I never even took notice of you until the thread you posted about Lethal. You know the one where you lied by creating a photoshopped document that was meant more to juice yourself up, then to tearing down a defenseless former member. One garnishes far more attention when they yell "FIRE" as opposed to yelling "Hello". In other words, being an asshole does gain you some attention. The bad kind.

 

So throw me in the box all you like...............it says that I am the centre of the action here and am getting inside people's heads.

No. It says that you're an idiot. Attention whores rarely actually admit that they are such. It often tears down there guise and usurps their intentions. But you. You've come right out with it. Standing on your lonely pulpit screaming "Everyone look at me".

 

Now I come here maybe once or twice a day to see what's happening and stay in my own threads and don't get involved with the bollocks that goes on in the other threads.

Well....well, you wouldn't have any of that would you? You wouldn't want to participate in open discussions/debates. No interest in bumping a thread you didn't start for the sole purpose of antagonism. I have been a member of this forum for only about a year and a half. In that time I have seen so many attention whore, overweight coward manchild, "everybody look at me" motherfuckers just like you come and go. Now that I have seen you come, I am looking forward to seeing you go.

[Chi]

De Kannibaal is De lusionaal.

[Jhony5]

I'd like to add that I can't remember seeing such lop-sided idiot box poll results. 14-4 so far.

 

Posted by DK:

the other site I admin at

Oh ya I accidentally visited that site once when I googled the word bullshit.

[eddo]

I'd like to add that I can't remember seeing such lop-sided idiot box poll results. 14-4 so far.

 

Posted by DK:Oh ya I acidentaly visited that site once when I googled the word bullshit.

 

24-7 when ya count the premium and mods votes as 2

[Phantom]

24-7 when ya count the premium and mods votes as 2

 

And Kannibaal voted in his own poll. A big no-no, apparently, which deducts two votes. So it would actually be 24-5.

[Jhony5]

And Kaanibaal voted in his own poll. A big no-no, apparently, which deducts two votes. So it would actually be 24-5.

 

 

 

\/\/ O \/\/ That dood sucks.

 

Thats gotta be like a new record.

[de kannibaal]

Posted by De Kiddabaal:Oh for fux sake little boy, get a grip. Alot of threads " go for pages and pages ". That does not suggest they are particularly intriguing. Only that there are enough jackasses like me bored in the still of night to respond to them.

 

Idiot, do I have to dropkick some literary talent up your fucking loveslide so that you can absorb some wit and intelligence quicker, and maintain a modicum of dignity by expressing yourself at my far superior level?

 

Every single thread I start goes on and on, while the majority I see started crash and burn quickly through lack of interest.

 

It is about fucking quality, not quantity you half baked nonce.

 

I never even took notice of you until the thread you posted about Lethal. You know the one where you lied by creating a photoshopped document that was meant more to juice yourself up, then to tearing down a defenseless former member. One garnishes far more attention when they yell "FIRE" as opposed to yelling "Hello". In other words, being an asshole does gain you some attention. The bad kind.

 

Perhaps the grasping of an internet forum has to date, eluded you Shemp.

 

My threads are always contained in the pisspot and if they unmask some perverse yet disenefranchised hausfrau, desperate in her misery for some quick sexual gratification from someone who is clearly interesting, then so be it.

 

No. It says that you're an idiot. Attention whores rarely actually admit that they are such. It often tears down there guise and usurps their intentions. But you. You've come right out with it. Standing on your lonely pulpit screaming "Everyone look at me".

 

Nobody has to read the content of my obviously superior threads, and ordinary rubes such as yourself who wish to revel in their rut of proletarian medicority, whining away about some pointless drivel may simply not respond.

 

Yet all of you flock to my threads, I am this forum's Messiah, you non-event.

 

Well....well, you wouldn't have any of that would you? You wouldn't want to participate in open discussions/debates. No interest in bumping a thread you didn't start for the sole purpose of antagonism. I have been a member of this forum for only about a year and a half. In that time I have seen so many attention whore, overweight coward manchild, "everybody look at me" motherfuckers just like you come and go. Now that I have seen you come, I am looking forward to seeing you go.

 

My picture is all over this forum and others. Go find it, I am clearly not overweight. Your wishful thinking about what my appearance may be is simply a manifestation of the intimidation that you all have to deal with in my company, and it is a desperate reach for some intangible stereotype that you cling to desperately in order to try and knock me off my platinum pedastal.

 

 

To the rest of the whinging little sissies that have decided to set up shop in my ueber-engaging thread, I fucking vote for myself always, I am the only thing worth voting for anywhere.

 

Your local social mores are a relevant to me as the crabs scurrying around in your dandruff laden pubes.

 

You should all be thanking me for making this forum a far more interesting place to habitate. You all get your money's worth for your premium memberships when I stroll in here, full of swaggar.

[Jhony5]

Posted by DK:

Idiot, do I have to dropkick some literary talent up your fucking loveslide so that you can absorb some wit and intelligence quicker, and maintain a modicum of dignity by expressing yourself at my far superior level?

Sit in front of a thesaurus all day bro, you still sound like an idiot. The true point of enhancing your verbiage is to say what you want to convey clearly. Your above quote actually makes zero sense if you decipher it correctly. Idiot.

 

It is about fucking quality, not quantity you half baked nonce.

 

 

Oh ya, quality. HEHEHE. A thread about fucking your best friends girl and a thread contrived of obvious deceit about a former member shoving a dead fish up her cunny. Your a poetic and high quality contributer of literary substance for sure bud. Deep thinking on a level at which most of us slags could barely comprehend.

 

desperate in her misery for some quick sexual gratification from someone who is clearly interesting, then so be it.

Ya bud, your interesting alright. I couldn't stop staring at this retard with a helmet and a penchant for drooling at Denny's the other day. I thought he was interesting too.

 

My picture is all over this forum and others. Go find it, I am clearly not overweight.

At this point I wouldn't believe a god dammed thing you posted.

 

As a matter of fact I'm sensing that in your desperate need to acquire negative attention via internet discussion forums, you have nothing of substance to add. I have yet to hear you even so much as fucking attempt a shot at abstract or deep thought. Just a lonely fat boy stirring up shit like a classic forum troll.

 

It is now that I ask the others to join me in ignoring your obvious belittlement of our forum. Unless you have something intelligent to add. Anything besides trolling, I will no longer respond to you. If you continue this chest thumping "Everybody look at me" bullshit, I will put you on ignore and wipe you clear from my little world.

 

Try gaining some rep with the old timers here by joining in on other threads, not started by you. Even if they aren't deemed by you as within the same quality as a lying rant about a lady fish fucking herself out of pure E-lust.

[de kannibaal]

Posted by DK:Sit in front of a thesaurus all day bro, you still sound like an idiot. The true point of enhancing your verbiage is to say what you want to convey clearly. Your above quote actually makes zero sense if you decipher it correctly. Idiot.

 

Maybe your stunted intellect cannot grasp the very simple essentials of the message, but that is not in the slightest bit surprising. Perhaps you resent the fact that I am able to articulate myself in a far superior manner than your bumpkin self, not my fucking problem.

 

 

 

Oh ya, quality. HEHEHE. A thread about fucking your best friends girl and a thread contrived of obvious deceit about a former member shoving a dead fish up her cunny. Your a poetic and high quality contributer of literary substance for sure bud. Deep thinking on a level at which most of us slags could barely comprehend.

 

Listen Shemp, those threads are some of the busiest and most looked at threads on this forum, including by you, cunty balls. I don't see you offering up any proof that con argue against the LF matter, and it doesn't fucking involve you anyway, so go spam up some other thread actually, you pedestrian little hick.

 

Ya bud, your interesting alright. I couldn't stop staring at this retard with a helmet and a penchant for drooling at Denny's the other day. I thought he was interesting too.

 

You go to Denny's? I rest my fucking case, trash.

 

At this point I wouldn't believe a god dammed thing you posted.

 

What you think or believe is completely inconsequential to me. I really don't care either way.

 

As a matter of fact I'm sensing that in your desperate need to acquire negative attention via internet discussion forums, you have nothing of substance to add. I have yet to hear you even so much as fucking attempt a shot at abstract or deep thought. Just a lonely fat boy stirring up shit like a classic forum troll.

 

Fat lames. How sad. Stop being such a lazy little cunt and look up the pics. Quite the opposite actually. Again, I generate traffic and interest, and clearly you have nothing to contribute but to ride the coat tails of other posters and their threads, maybe you should pull your ugly mug out of your manky arsehole and get out there and try something yourself, princess. You are just a whinging little complainer that negatively affects a site's Alexa rating.

 

It is now that I ask the others to join me in ignoring your obvious belittlement of our forum. Unless you have something intelligent to add. Anything besides trolling, I will no longer respond to you. If you continue this chest thumping "Everybody look at me" bullshit, I will put you on ignore and wipe you clear from my little world.

 

Giving up so easily are you, cupcake? Yeah, I know, you don't have the fucking balls to stand up to someone like me and you think you will gain some kind of respect by waving a little white flag, that has a slightly pinkish hue from being washed with your panties, and giving up so early.

 

You are the fucking most dullard contributor to my threads and I do expect you to commit yourself to your words and fuck the hell off and not pollute my excellent threads further with your inane drivel.

 

What a fucking cowardly display, you gyppo shite.

 

Try gaining some rep with the old timers here by joining in on other threads, not started by you. Even if they aren't deemed by you as within the same quality as a lying rant about a lady fish fucking herself out of pure E-lust.

 

I have no obligation to do anything I don't care to at this site or any site, you clueless fucking spastic. I get on very well with a few people behind the scenes, including old timers and mods, and just because I always get the better of you and your precious little sensitivities are fucking smashed by my jackboots, and any remnants of your shredded little ego are flushed down the shitter like detritus deserves to be handled.

[Jhony5]

You go to Denny's? I rest my fucking case, trash.

Fuck ya. Chicken dinner with a baked potato for $6.99 with two sides. Yeee hawww. Wait, I gots a coupon for a dollar off, nigga please. Chicken dinner with a baked potato and two sides for $5.99. Hell ya.

 

Quite the opposite actually. Again, I generate traffic and interest, and clearly you have nothing to contribute but to ride the coat tails of other posters and their threads,

NO. You generate disgust. You generate flames in pointless lackluster topics with the intellectual level appropriate for a caged animal. Check my post history ya friggin dullard. I have been in many a scrap involving REAL god damn topics. Something far and away more stimulating then the flaming jackass threads you refuse to walk outside of. You couldn't handle anything more challenging then whether or not LF shoved a dead fish up her coochie.

 

and just because I always get the better of you and your precious little sensitivities are fucking smashed by my jackboots

You been smokin that good ass Amsterdam weed huh? White widow will rip a hole in your brain and cause you to think stupid shit like this. However I am desperately jealous of you for that.

[de kannibaal]

Fuck ya. Chicken dinner with a baked potato for $6.99 with two sides. Yeee hawww. Wait, I gots a coupon for a dollar off, nigga please. Chicken dinner with a baked potato and two sides for $5.99. Hell ya.

 

Denny's = trash

 

End of discussion you fucking hillbilly.

 

 

NO. You generate disgust. You generate flames in pointless lackluster topics with the intellectual level appropriate for a caged animal. Check my post history ya friggin dullard. I have been in many a scrap involving REAL god damn topics. Something far and away more stimulating then the flaming jackass threads you refuse to walk outside of. You couldn't handle anything more challenging then whether or not LF shoved a dead fish up her coochie.

 

I would sooner set my children on fire than read through any of the drivel you have vomited up onto your screen, to be honest. I had your number from the moment you crossed my path and you are too fucking cretinous to realize I am playing you like a marionette. Ah, nothing like a good troll.

 

You been smokin that good ass Amsterdam weed huh? White widow will rip a hole in your brain and cause you to think stupid shit like this. However I am desperately jealous of you for that.

 

Amsterdam is for filthy working class Mancunian arseholes, ******s and the occasional Yid. I find the whole 020 are code repugnant and it's entire sorry little existence makes me want to blow the place into the North Sea.

 

You yanks suffer with that compress spicko shite. Good Lord I am happy not to be a yank.

[Jhony5]

Posted by DK:

You yanks suffer with that compress spicko shite. Good Lord I am happy not to be a yank.

Oh thats where your wrong. Yes indeed our nation is not only flooded with the brown plague i.e. Mexicans, but also they have brought mass quantities of their sun dried rag weed with them. That shit is for poor people and kids.

 

Take a shirtless white boy like me for example. I see that bunko shit all the time. Low hustlers trying to sell that dried up shit and tell you its fire for yo brain. I don't fuck with it. I have 'friends' that acquired the infamous rudis' alicias, A.K.A. Rude Alice. Right next to that in the shelved flower cycle room is the #1 skunka, northern lights. You ever seen a field of green on the side of a Kentucky mountain? The pungent odor of bat guano piercing the senses. I have, and I gotta say I often go back there in my mind as a means of escaping the shit around me.

 

 

Denny's = trash

In all honesty, I haven't been to Denny's in years. The last time I did I left screaming at some patrons and made quite the scene, swearing to never return. Me and my wife at the time had stopped there late one night to grab a bite after a long evening out. A group of ten or so teens had been carrying on and were shooting spitwads all about. So I kindly asked the waitress if she could intervene and ask them to chill the fuck out. She blew me off. A spitball came close to my table so I asked the waitress again, too control the situation or get the manager. She told me "They are customers too and I won't discriminate against them". I was perplexed. The kids had taken notice to my objections and one of them thought it wise to shoot a spitball directly at me.

Ohhhh I went all devil at that time. Kicked my chair back and stormed across the room screaming "who the fuck did that". I repeated my request for an admission several times to a crowd of silent young boys and girls who were all refusing eye contact. The manager approached me doing his best to remain a dignitary and asked me what the trouble was. I told him "too fucking late for that, I asked twice for you guys to do something about these fucking kids, now its my way". The fat man told me he was going to call the police because I had a gun, surely the reason for the silent stance of the kids that thought outnumbering me was sufficient reason to fuck with me. Not that I was going to even un-holster it, just having it says all.

 

I left and had gained not only the unadulterated entertainment of scaring the kiddies to piss, but hey, I got a free dinner. So yes my Dutch friend, Denny's is indeed a lucid gathering spot for the repugnant and the slack jawed.

[de kannibaal]

Posted by DK:Oh thats where your wrong. Yes indeed our nation is not only flooded with the brown plague i.e. Mexicans, but also they have brought mass quantities of their sun dried rag weed with them. That shit is for poor people and kids.

 

Take a shirtless white boy like me for example. I see that bunko shit all the time. Low hustlers trying to sell that dried up shit and tell you its fire for yo brain. I don't fuck with it. I have 'friends' that acquired the infamous rudis' alicias, A.K.A. Rude Alice. Right next to that in the shelved flower cycle room is the #1 skunka, northern lights. You ever seen a field of green on the side of a Kentucky mountain? The pungent odor of bat guano piercing the senses. I have, and I gotta say I often go back there in my mind as a means of escaping the shit around me.

 

 

 

In all honesty, I haven't been to Denny's in years. The last time I did I left screaming at some patrons and made quite the scene, swearing to never return. Me and my wife at the time had stopped there late one night to grab a bite after a long evening out. A group of ten or so teens had been carrying on and were shooting spitwads all about. So I kindly asked the waitress if she could intervene and ask them to chill the fuck out. She blew me off. A spitball came close to my table so I asked the waitress again, too control the situation or get the manager. She told me "They are customers too and I won't discriminate against them". I was perplexed. The kids had taken notice to my objections and one of them thought it wise to shoot a spitball directly at me.

Ohhhh I went all devil at that time. Kicked my chair back and stormed across the room screaming "who the fuck did that". I repeated my request for an admission several times to a crowd of silent young boys and girls who were all refusing eye contact. The manager approached me doing his best to remain a dignitary and asked me what the trouble was. I told him "too fucking late for that, I asked twice for you guys to do something about these fucking kids, now its my way". The fat man told me he was going to call the police because I had a gun, surely the reason for the silent stance of the kids that thought outnumbering me was sufficient reason to fuck with me. Not that I was going to even un-holster it, just having it says all.

 

I left and had gained not only the unadulterated entertainment of scaring the kiddies to piss, but hey, I got a free dinner. So yes my Dutch friend, Denny's is indeed a lucid gathering spot for the repugnant and the slack jawed.

 

I couldn't be arsed reading your bollocks. I'll assume it is not any more revolutionary in its stupidity than the typical shite you fart on here.

[Phantom]

What's wrong with Denny's? I wait tables there during the day. At night, I am the grill girl at IHOP. It's an honest living and we have very high class clientele.

[phreakwars]

I hate Denny's, the coffee always sucks, the waitresses are whores and the food is mediocre at best.

 

Give me a Cheesecake Factory any day.

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[eddo]

I hate Denny's, the coffee always sucks, the waitresses are whores and the food is mediocre at best.

 

Give me a Cheesecake Factory any day.

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yeah, 2 slightly different leagues in the restuarant selection there bud.

 

 

 

but, mmmmmmmmmm cheesecake factory

[Jhony5]

Where is this "Cheesecake Factory". You must tell me NOW. If I have to drive to the countries most dull and barren state then so be it. Where exactly might I find this island of culinary bliss?

[de kannibaal]

What's wrong with Denny's? I wait tables there during the day. At night, I am the grill girl at IHOP. It's an honest living and we have very high class clientele.

 

Yeah, I bet some of them even have teeth.

[Phantom]

I hate Denny's...the waitresses are whores...

 

I take that personally.

[de kannibaal]

I take that personally.

 

As you were meant to, whore.

[eddo]

Where is this "Cheesecake Factory". You must tell me NOW. If I have to drive to the countries most dull and barren state then so be it. Where exactly might I find this island of culinary bliss?

 

checheesecakefactory.com mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

INDIANAPOLIS

8701 Keystone Crossing Suite 4A, Indianapolis, IN 46240

(317) 566-0100

Located at The Fashion Mall at Keystone. First level, Saks Fifth Avenue wing, next to Starbuck’s Coffee.

[Jhony5]

I couldn't be arsed reading your bollocks. I'll assume it is not any more revolutionary in its stupidity than the typical shite you fart on here.

Wow bro. Its truly impossible to engage you in any sort of conversation. All the fuck you want is flame wars. This site allows flaming. However its not a flame site, per say. Would it fucking kill ya to drop the act and bullshit with some of the members as opposed to just tellin me to F off?

Seriously drop your guard and participate in something besides flaming everybody. Either that or take your funky ass back to Brawl Hall.

[Jhony5]

checheesecakefactory.com mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

INDIANAPOLIS

8701 Keystone Crossing Suite 4A, Indianapolis, IN 46240

(317) 566-0100

Located at The Fashion Mall at Keystone. First level, Saks Fifth Avenue wing, next to Starbuck

[eddo]

Whooohooo. They need to advertise. I never heard of it. Thanks a ton Eddo. My munchies owe you one.

 

Be forewarned:

If you get a meal, a drink, and a slice of cheesecake (and you have to get the cheesecake!!) you are looking at about $20 per person.

 

but is is completely worth it!