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It's a clever message but also inappropriate and unprofessional. Glad to hear they didn't actually use it.

 

And I wear ten-sizes-too-big granny panties. Bonus points if the elastic is worn out and they go up past my belly button.

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And I wear ten-sizes-too-big granny panties. Bonus points if the elastic is worn out and they go up past my belly button

 

Crotchless? If so I'm still game.

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Easy access druken gay camping up in Outback Mountain motherfucker you iz.

 

There's fuck-all mountains in the outback, you rednecked driveller. ;)

 

Oh, but I'm surrounded by them here.

 

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And Jhony, Sydney is Australia's gay capital. My region is still quite rednecked, to be honest. Hippies are allowed. Gays head south, my friend.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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There's fuck-all mountains in the outback, you rednecked driveller. ;)

 

Oh, but I'm surrounded by them here.

 

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And Jhony, Sydney is Australia's gay capital. My region is still quite rednecked, to be honest. Hippies are allowed. Gays head south, my friend.

By "outback mountain" I was referring to a state of being rather than a physical location. A play on words, ya know. Like the movie Brokeback Mountain, with the faggot cowboys? Your in Australia. Hence the outback mountain thing. Ahhh never mind.

My comedy genius is seldom recognized for what it is.

 

....and yes I know your not gay as you rejected my offer of a free blowjob.

 

BTW....Australias so-called scenic landscape ain't got shit on Indiana's endless miles of cornfields and soybeans. SO STFU!!!

i am sofa king we todd did.
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I don't remember that offer. I'll close my eyes, and promise not to look down.

 

I got the BrokeButt joke. Just stringing it along is all.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Crotchless AND edible!

EWWWWWW!! FUCK I don't eat panties you freakin perv. What the hell is wrong with you? Who eats underwear?

 

Honestly.

i am sofa king we todd did.
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EWWWWWW!! FUCK I don't eat panties you freakin perv. What the hell is wrong with you? Who eats underwear?

 

Honestly.

 

You've been missing out, hombre.

 

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Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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EWWWWWW!! FUCK I don't eat panties you freakin perv. What the hell is wrong with you? Who eats underwear?

 

Honestly.

 

LMAO! Who knows?! But they DO exist, you crotchless granny-panties lover, you!

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