Please keep your clothes on.

[Chi]

I think the real key is for the man to start on the woman 10 to 15 minutes before she starts on him.

Ooh yes! Hugo knows what he's talking about! Men are almost always turned on, so if he wants to get some, he needs to turn me on. And once he gets my motor working, it is on! It will definitely pay off nicely:)

 

Oh, and that's a MINIMUM of 10-15mins.

[Chi]

I don't suck in bed at all.

 

You don't suck? That sucks.....

[Chi]

Actually Phantom, my first sexual experience didn't suck at all, I even had an out of this world orgasm and almost had a heart attack from it. Although the same guy sucked afterwards, but that was only because I started to hate his guts....

[phreakwars]

I don't suck in bed either... I lick.

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[Phantom]

I guess I'm not a man then since apparently I didn't suck.

 

I don't suck in bed at all.

 

I'm good... I am just arguing principal.

 

It is interesting how many men are claiming to rock in bed. All I can say to that is, "Says YOU!" All of your girlfriends probably have a different story to tell.

 

I don't suck in bed either... I lick.

 

I lick and nibble.

[Chi]

I don't suck in bed either... I lick.

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That's it? Try sucking as well, makes a whole LOTTA difference. Much better than licking. I suggest men learn a few tips and techniques from girl on girl flicks.

[Jhony5]

It is interesting how many men are claiming to rock in bed. All I can say to that is, "Says YOU!" All of your girlfriends probably have a different story to tell.

I tell ya what. When a womens legs start shaking uncontrollably and they grab you by the hair and pull you away from their honeypot, thats not faking an orgasm.

 

As Phreak said:

I don't suck in bed either... I lick

Go down on your lady like a champ until she makes you stop, then you can have your nasty way with her. They like putty after a good snacking.

[builder]

I think every woman needs a different technique.

 

I've never had bad head, myself, but my last lady didn't want me going down at all. I felt like half my card deck was removed.

[Jhony5]

I think every woman needs a different technique.

 

I've never had bad head, myself, but my last lady didn't want me going down at all. I felt like half my card deck was removed.

Wow. I've never had a lady refuse a good lickin. Some people are too pretentious. Probably concerned about kissing you later and tasting her own juice, which might make her a lezbo in her own opinion.

[hugo]

I've found that women are more receptable to kissing and a good licking if you take the chewing tobaccy out before romantic interludes.

[Jhony5]

I've found that women are more receptable to kissing and a good licking if you take the chewing tobaccy out before romantic interludes.

Eww fuck you chew tobacco? Dood thats fucking gross. Doesn't make for a winning smile either.

[hugo]

Eww fuck you chew tobacco? Dood thats fucking gross. Doesn't make for a winning smile either.

 

Ya know it's true love when ya swap chaws while kissing.

[eddo]

Ya know it's true love when ya swap chaws while kissing.

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Jhony5]

Ya know it's true love when ya swap chaws while kissing.

We talkin pouch or loose cut?

[Ctrl]

I didn't say I rawk in bed, you presumed it. I said "I'm good" as in, I don't require instruction, thanks. I am not sure quite how to handle it any lower key. If you call THAT bragging, fucking hell you guys are gonna go ape shit when I do, 'cause I ain't exactly shy.

 

To some, possibly even most women, oral sex is much more intimate than fucking. If a chick doesn't want you to go down on her, it has fuck all to do with pussy juice, it means she ain't that into you.

[Chi]

oral sex is much more intimate than fucking.

I agree with this, it's not that it is so romantic, but it is definitely personal. That's why it boggles my mind how so many young, dumb people nowadays think oral sex is no big deal or still consider themselves puritanical virgins when they have blown or gone down and/or diddled on scores of people just have never had intercourse.

[Ctrl]

That's why it boggles my mind how so many young, dumb people nowadays think oral sex is no big deal or still consider themselves puritanical virgins when they have blown or gone down and/or diddled on scores of people just have never had intercourse.

 

Thank Clinton for that perceptual phraseology.

 

And catholic school girls...God love em. That has always been their mantra... and those little outfits... Thank God my parents had some money.

[phreakwars]

I don't even have one bit of fun unless I can gnaw on some beaver. It is a fucking requirement !!

 

Even more fun when you break out the scented oils and gels...or the whip cream... chocolate syrup...cough syrup...wine coolers...etc... etc... etc..

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[Phantom]

Oral sex certainly seems more personal than actual sex. What makes no sense is the people that say a mindless fuck is well within reason but kissing is very personal. WTF? Your mouth is more private than the part of your anatomy you pee from?

[Ctrl]

No kissing. Face in the pillow. Good girl. donkey punches self in back of cock, jumps around peeing with a hardon like some childs lawn water toy proclaiming himslef the prince of piss.

 

 

Sometimes I just shouldn't post.

[eddo]

Sometimes I just shouldn't post.

 

Sometimes?

[Outlaw2747]

It is interesting how many men are claiming to rock in bed. All I can say to that is, "Says YOU!" All of your girlfriends probably have a different story to tell.

 

 

 

I lick and nibble.

 

I never said I rocked in bed either. I'm not full of myself. However, my girl obviously didn't complain and if something was wrong then she would have told me. That simple.

[Outlaw2747]

That's it? Try sucking as well, makes a whole LOTTA difference. Much better than licking. I suggest men learn a few tips and techniques from girl on girl flicks.

 

How about no.

[eisanbt]

I once tried offering oral sex to help my girlfriend stop smoking, it was a valient effort which we both took much joy in. However the fundamental flaw in it is that once all is said and done, what would she be craving?

 

Live, learn, and don't strech your tounge too much or it'll rip.

[snafu]

Alright, this is going to be something every single woman who has ever lost her virginity can relate to. The cold hard truth is that men fucking SUCK when it comes to taking a woman's virginity.

 

TIP FOR THE MEN: When or if you ever take a woman's virginity, you better make it count! The sexual experience the two of you share will be remembered for the rest of her life. Fucking IDIOTS. You need to make it count for her.

 

When women imagine their first time, we think flowers, candles, music, flowing gowns, being swept off to bed in the arms of the man we love. We are NOT interested in your clumsy fingers poking and prodding us all over the place, puncturing our septum when you can't seem to figure out where your penis is actually supposed to go, and climaxing after 30 fucking seconds.

 

I haven't talked to a single woman who wasn't thoroughly disgusted with the loss of her virginity.

 

TIP FOR MEN: Stop envisioning sex as just another method of sticking your dick in something. Sex SHOULD be body worship. Almost spiritual. You're not just fucking a woman's body- you are making love to her heart and mind.

 

This site is Off Topic Forum, right? Well, I'm fucking pissed off! 99.9% of men are downright AWFUL in bed. I'm starting to think good sex is just a myth created by men to trick women into giving it up.

 

DON'T GET MAD: GET BETTER! Instead of going into a fucking bitch fit because of this comment- think about how you are in bed. If you can actually handle taking this advice, your wives will love you and gasp maybe give it up to your pathetic ass more often!

 

NEWS FLASH: Women don't hate SEX. Women hate BAD SEX. HUGE difference. When a man does it right, we will be all over them. When you do it wrong (and you ALL do it wrong) don't expect your wife to be a little horny sex bunny. YOU FUCKING SUCK IN BED. Read the Kama Sutra. Buy some videos. Fuck, take a sex therapy course. Whatever you do, improve yourselves.

 

Holy shit. Men SUCK in bed!

 

Well you can tell a woman wrote this.

 

 

Men and women do experience different feelings during sex. I guess this is why the other thread “Who's job is it to keep the relationship alive?” was made.

 

I guess its who ever wants it more.

Hopefully both would want it as bad as the other.

 

Men can get off very easily and that’s why you don’t hear too many men complaing about sex. I think men should concentrate on the women’s orgasm first though. I personally like to whip her up into a frenzy with my articulate tongue. There’s nothing more orgasmic than a wet screaming women.

Go on tell me you were faking that!

 

Yeah right.