Please keep your clothes on.

[phreakwars]

God damn that kinda freaks me out. Like, shouldn't you warn a fella before hand? As opposed to just making it a surprise. A guy could mistake that for gettin pissed on.

Quite honestly that was my first thought too "BITCH, DID YOU JUST PEE ?? "

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[Ctrl]

I am not thinking that female ejaculate is semenal fluid. I just can't bring myself to google female ejaculation and try and weed through the porn in this restaurant.

[phreakwars]

Lucky for you, there is WIKIPEDIA

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

 

There have been a number of studies done on the fluid expelled during female ejaculation to detemine the chemical makeup. Through chemical analysis the expelled fluid has been found to contain

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  [ ]glucose (a natural sugar) and fructose (another natural sugar, also found in the prostatic fluid of semen)
  [ ]prostate-specific antigen (PSA), the fluid produced by males which forms the base of male ejaculate, produced by the prostate gland, and in females, believed to be generated by Skene's glands
  [ ]very low levels of creatinine and urea (the two primary chemical markers of urine, found in high levels in pre- and post-ejaculatory urinalysis).

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[Ctrl]

Believed to be generated by the Skene's gland? How odd that we don't know. How odd that I have never heard of a Skene's gland...

 

How the hell do you have a "Prostate-specific antigen" without a prostate? That makes 0 sense to me.

 

Cudos for knowing that though. Point, other phreak.

[phreakwars]

I wanna know who the whore is that submitted the sample for analysis.

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[Jhony5]

I wanna know who the whore is that submitted the sample for analysis.

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Pffft...fuck that bro. I wanna know where to apply for the job as extractor!

 

Come home from work, face lookin all like a glazed donut.

[ClassyMissFancy]

If you are capable of making yourself climax, why is it that men tend to be the ones who do?

 

We can make ourselves climax alone. If we are going to be the ones trying to make it to the bathroom without your DNA running down our leg... we should be getting something from it that we couldn't get by our selves... like cumming while watching HGTV.

 

Most women can climax without even touching our selves. All we have to do is clench and release our vaginal muscles several times. Hell.. we climax in our fucking sleep without even that much effort... just from dreaming about fucking guys we don't even LIKE in the real world.

 

Don't feel like a magician because you made a frog jump. It would have jumped eventually without your assistance.

[RoyalOrleans]

We can make ourselves climax alone. If we are going to be the ones trying to make it to the bathroom without your DNA running down our leg... we should be getting something from it that we couldn't get by our selves... like cumming while watching HGTV.

 

Most women can climax without even touching our selves. All we have to do is clench and release our vaginal muscles several times. Hell.. we climax in our fucking sleep without even that much effort... just from dreaming about fucking guys we don't even LIKE in the real world.

 

Don't feel like a magician because you made a frog jump. It would have jumped eventually without your assistance.

 

You sound hard up?

[RoyalOrleans]

I am not thinking that female ejaculate is semenal fluid. I just can't bring myself to google female ejaculation and try and weed through the porn in this restaurant.

 

I had a chick squirt a few weeks ago.

 

Tasted like a Vanilla Coke.

[ClassyMissFancy]

You sound hard up?

 

You look confused...

 

Was that supposed to be a question or a statement?

[RoyalOrleans]

You look confused...

 

Was that supposed to be a question or a statement?

 

Are you asking me or telling me?

[ClassyMissFancy]

The elipsis would indicate that I am telling you. The question mark at the end of the next sentence would indicate that it is in fact a question.

 

Here...

 

"An ellipsis is sometimes used to indicate a pause in speech, an unfinished thought or, at the end of a sentence, a trailing off into silence. Though not technically correct, ellipses are often used in this manner for internet chat, email, and forum posts."

[RoyalOrleans]

The elipsis would indicate that I am telling you. The question mark at the end of the next sentence would indicate that it is in fact a question.

 

Here...

 

"An ellipsis is sometimes used to indicate a pause in speech, an unfinished thought or, at the end of a sentence, a trailing off into silence. Though not technically correct, ellipses are often used in this manner for internet chat, email, and forum posts."

 

Watch the fucking cunt-mouth of yours, ClassicMotherFucker.

 

You questioned my question. Don't fucking placate to me.

[ClassyMissFancy]

It's called condescending, you gramatically-impaired, lexicon-deficient, mindless fuck.

[RoyalOrleans]

It's called condescending, you gramatically-impaired, lexicon-deficient, mindless fuck.

 

Goddamn.

 

Lick another twat and get back to me.

[ClassyMissFancy]

You are such an animal.

[ClassyMissFancy]

Great... you can't debate my posts.. so you change them.

 

Brilliant, Corky. Just fucking brilliant.

[RoyalOrleans]

Great... you can't debate my posts.. so you change them.

 

I didn't change shit.

 

This is not my forum, I have no power in here.

 

Brilliant, Corky. Just fucking brilliant.

 

Typical.

[Jhony5]

Great... you can't debate my posts.. so you change them.

 

Brilliant, Corky. Just fucking brilliant.

Your going through the hazing process. Keep your pants around your ankles and ask for more. Its inevitable that you will be accepted.

[ClassyMissFancy]

Do you guys always have the village idiots do the hazing?

[RoyalOrleans]

Do you guys always have the village idiots do the hazing?

 

Do you usually manifest yourself in a niggardly manner or do you have to work on it?

[ClassyMissFancy]

It takes effort... but I'm willing to do it because I truly believe you lack the intellectual potential to ever meet me on my own level... and I know you can't help it.

[RoyalOrleans]

It takes effort... but I'm willing to do it because I truly believe you lack the intellectual potential to ever meet me on my own level... and I know you can't help it.

 

I ain't shown myself to advantage yet. I am fully fuckin' aware.

[Jhony5]

Do you guys always have the village idiots do the hazing?

My best explanation is that this board has a brutal nature too it. There is plenty of friendly chat to be had. But inside of the debating, it gets ugly fast.

Our moderating staff does little more than 'idiot box' people. Aside from that they are ineffective at actually moderating discussions. Since all members are allowed the full extension of free speech, there isn't any discipline for insults and flaming.

 

Often new members are given the litmus test as to their ability to take shit by the truck load. There is a lot of good discussion/debating to be found here. However it is a community comprised of folks that enjoy having fun at each others expense. Nothing personal, in most cases. Often is the case that in one thread, two members will be exchanging blows and insults and a fast pace. In another thread they will fully agree, even rep'ing each other, not minutes after telling each other to go fuck their respective uncles. You will never be banned for your opinion or your tact in expressing your opinion. Which is exactly what keeps so many fun loving assholes aboard.

[RoyalOrleans]

My best explanation is that this board has a brutal nature too it. There is plenty of friendly chat to be had. But inside of the debating, it gets ugly fast.

Our moderating staff does little more than 'idiot box' people. Aside from that they are ineffective at actually moderating discussions. Since all members are allowed the full extension of free speech, there isn't any discipline for insults and flaming.

 

Often new members are given the litmus test as to their ability to take shit by the truck load. There is a lot of good discussion/debating to be found here. However it is a community comprised of folks that enjoy having fun at each others expense. Nothing personal, in most cases. Often is the case that in one thread, two members will be exchanging blows and insults and a fast pace. In another thread they will fully agree, even rep'ing each other, not minutes after telling each other to go fuck their respective uncles. You will never be banned for your opinion or your tact in expressing your opinion. Which is exactly what keeps so many fun loving assholes aboard.

 

To add to Jhony5's assessment of the site, this more or less a hobby of many of the folk. Taking instances, flames and otherwise, too seriously will often scare the weak natured off.

 

So far, Classy, has kept up. Not that it takes much, I mean, what else can we do from afar? Other than shout insults and the like?

 

I only ride new members out of sheer indifference.