ClassyMissFancy Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 I ain't shown myself to advantage yet. I am fully fuckin' aware. Gets popcorn and drink... Kicks back and waits for you to intellectually blossom.. Quote
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 My best explanation is that this board has a brutal nature too it. There is plenty of friendly chat to be had. But inside of the debating, it gets ugly fast. Our moderating staff does little more than 'idiot box' people. Aside from that they are ineffective at actually moderating discussions. Since all members are allowed the full extension of free speech, there isn't any discipline for insults and flaming. Often new members are given the litmus test as to their ability to take shit by the truck load. There is a lot of good discussion/debating to be found here. However it is a community comprised of folks that enjoy having fun at each others expense. Nothing personal, in most cases. Often is the case that in one thread, two members will be exchanging blows and insults and a fast pace. In another thread they will fully agree, even rep'ing each other, not minutes after telling each other to go fuck their respective uncles. You will never be banned for your opinion or your tact in expressing your opinion. Which is exactly what keeps so many fun loving assholes aboard. I am aware of the nature of the board. That's why I agreed to join. I can't stand boards that are over-moderated or censored to prevent people from getting their feelings hurt. Anyone who actually gets their feelings hurt from shit they read on message boards should have their computer confiscated and then be put on a strong daily dose of prozac. A friend and I had this discussion a couple days ago. I said the only rules I would have on a message board are "No eye gouging or bighting... hair pulling is OK.. and No Spamming He asked if I would delete racial epithets. I said NOPE. Freedom of speech doesn't just mean "Unless you get your feelings hurt". I am aware it is all in good fun. If I took shit like this personally... I wouldn't be here. If I couldn't take it, I wouldn't dish it out. Carry on with the hazing. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Gets popcorn and drink... Kicks back and waits for you to intellectually blossom.. When I say fuck yourself, CMF, will you put that down to drunkenness or a high estimate of your athleticism? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 When I say fuck yourself, CMF, will you put that down to drunkenness or a high estimate of your athleticism? I would take that as you having a "Peeping Tom" fettish but being to inexperienced and/or stupid to understand that it takes two to fuck. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 I would take that as you having a "Peeping Tom" fettish but being to inexperienced and/or stupid to understand that it takes two to fuck. Fetish has one T. Peeping Tom is a cool band, been a fan of Mike Patton for a long, long time. Did you mean "too inexperienced" as opposed to "to inexperienced"? Even the stupid know it takes two to fuck, goddammit. I mean that's all them retards like to do is eat and fuck. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Even the stupid know it takes two to fuck, goddammit. I mean that's all them retards like to do is eat and fuck. Before you critique my typing.. Try typing and blow-drying your hair at the same time. Must have been hell growing up in your house... What with all the fat people fucking everywhere. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 Before you critique my typing.. Try typing and blow-drying your hair at the same time. Oh yeah? Try typing with your dog baying at the fucking telephone ringer. Must have been hell growing up in your house... What with all the fat people fucking everywhere. No... we worked off the food we ate by fucking. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 You may not be much of an intellectual giant... But you could certainly win a disgusting contest. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2006 Posted November 19, 2006 You may not be much of an intellectual giant... But you could certainly win a disgusting contest. I'm 6'2, hardly a giant. I wouldn't say that I am disgusting, but willing to go the extra mile to one-up a contender. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 On the topic of the debate... or at least part of the debate.. I would be part of that .00001% of women who absolutely LOVED their first sexual experiences. I don't regret a second of it and would do it again in a heart beat. I will tell you this.. I HATE romance novels and Soap Operas. There is NOTHING more damaging to a girl's ability to become a woman who can have a real relationship some day than to allow her to read fucking romance novels and watch soap operas before she knows enough about the opposite sex to know what is real and what is just real fucking stupid. The reason most women hated sex the first time is because they were still wrapped up in fantasies about some Sensitive Artist type fictional demigod... glistening with sweat and riding bare-back in the hot sun... on a white horse with a rose in his teeth... whisking them off to a secluded hut on a tropical island they read about in some fucking romance novel. They were somehow expecting the same experience while cramped up in the back seat of a Neon... with a teenage boy who was already 75% of the way to orgasm just from getting to see and touch a titty that wasn't paper with a page number on it and a staple through it. Remember this... Romance novels aren't about men who actually exist. Why are they not about men who exist? Because men do not write romance novels and women who are fucking real men don't NEED to make up bullshit fantasies about sweaty men and roses and horses and white gowns in order to orgasm. Romance novels are almost always written by abnormally unattractive women. Like these... http://www.taridgell.com/Nora%20Roberts.jpg The one sitting down... the blood-hound looking chick... Ya Quote
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 Poetry! Pure poetry! Beautiful, man. sheds a tear Yes... and I wish he would quit using my fucking line. Quote
smutt butt Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 CMF--royal..... y'all go have some hot sweaty sex and get it over with... Quote "This place may be bombed and we will be killed. We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us." Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 Men are like great houses. Their hearts, their minds, their bodies are great rooms connected by hallways with independant doors. Women are rivers. Their hearts their minds and their bodies are a single entity that ebb and flow together. You cannot step into part of a river, you are simply in the river. Actually... it goes like this... Men's minds and hearts are like houses with rooms and hallways and doors. They may be completely consumed by something in one room... but the moment they go into another room and close the door... they no longer can see what was so interesting in the first room. Thus the term "out of sight - out of mind". If something is unpleasing to a man, even if it is something with which he was once pleased... he can throw it out of his house, clean up, and be done with it. Women... our minds and hearts are like rapidly flowing rivers... with thoughts, feelings, desire, pleasure, and pain all flowing together in one stream. Everything that enters a river leaves a part of itself behind. Be it a tear, a strand of hair, a skin cell... something will remain, Nothing with the courage to wade deeply into rapidly flowing water ever exits completely. We can not close doors and be blind to that with which we were consumed. If it ever consumes us, it will remain part of us for a life time. Quote
Phantom Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 Romance novels are almost always written by abnormally unattractive women. Like these... http://www.taridgell.com/Nora%20Roberts.jpg And this one... http://www.biography.com/biography/images/episode_images/Danielle_Steele_320X240.jpg Dang. Those poor women probably have nothing BUT fantasies to keep them going! Quote Blah.
phreakwars Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 Hey now, Mrs. Phreakwars reads those fucking Johanna Lindsey novels. That bitch is fuckable.... At least in pictures I've seen of her anyway... . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 Hey now, Mrs. Phreakwars reads those fucking Johanna Lindsey novels. That bitch is fuckable.... At least in pictures I've seen of her anyway... . . http://distritos.telepolis.com/1004/doc/ima/johanna_26438.gif That one? Or does she use her high school photos on her books? Quote
ClassyMissFancy Posted November 21, 2006 Posted November 21, 2006 Here's another one... http://www.historicalromancewriters.com/images/authors/MargoMaguire.jpg Margo Maguire... Best selling romance author. Oh yes.. these women KNOW a whole lot about real men and romance.. don't they? Quote
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