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I thought this was about what do we hold sacred in life not how much we hate anti-baby/children jokes.

 

ok, then lets see how much people hate other jokes, got any?

 

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a pizza don't scream when you shove it in the oven :p

 

 

 

 

ok, so eveyone has heard that before, but do you have a better one?

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WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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The main thing I hold sacred is people's freedom to live life as they please so long as they're not herming others. This means that you can think, believe and do whatever (Provided you're not harming another without their full consent) and hold or not hold sacred any other damn thing you please, just don't fuck with other people's same right.

 

For example, I find spousal abuse appaling, but if its part of the 2 people's religion and they BOTH believe that what is happening is right than that is their choice. However they've no right to bring it on another or make it law. Freedom dammit, and we don't have it and do nothing to work towards it.

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"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll

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You people have no soul.

 

that's new to you?

did you ever actually read what we posted before now? lol

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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No secrets here.

 

And my fishing gear. Don't ever fuck with my fishing gear. I knew when my ex demanded that I downsize my fishing stuff to three rods rather than fifteen, the rot had set in.

 

Well I love her

But I love to fish

I spend all day out on this lake

And hell is all I catch

Today she met me at the door

Said I would have to choose

If I hit that fishin' hole today

She'd be packin' all her things

And she'd be gone by noon

 

Well I'm gonna miss her

When I get home

But right now I'm on this lakeshore

And I'm sittin' in the sun

I'm sure it'll hit me

When I walk through that door tonight

That I'm gonna miss her

Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

 

Now there's a chance that if I hurry

I could beg her to stay

But that water's right

And the weather's perfect

No tellin' what I might catch today

 

Well I'm gonna miss her

When I get home

But right now I'm on this lakeshore

And I'm sittin' in the sun

I'm sure it'll hit me

When I walk through that door tonight

That I'm gonna miss her

Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

 

Yeah, I'm gonna miss her

Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I may hold a lot of shit sacred but at the same time those things that ride that line of the taboo are in deed the funniest fucking things to joke about. Or maybe its just our natural tendency to try to find humor in unpleasant situations that drives us all to joke about such things. Shit, I wish I could remember that joke that builders mom told me last night but when she spread her legs all I could think about was FISHING. :D
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Regarding Babies, Jews, and God in a Blender.................

 

Humor is a rejection of "wrongness". A guy's walking along, slips and falls into a giant mud puddle. We see it and laugh. It's the world gone sideways, something gone wrong, something not right, and it's funny. It's a rejection of the wrongness.

 

I personally adore children with an abiding love and sometimes, hunger. I have a gift with kids stemming from the love and respect I have for them, coupled with years of being a K teacher. On my top ten "things I'd like to do List" is the entry, "run parenting classes for millions of parents". (not from arrogance, from a wish for kids to be happy)

 

But I laugh at dead baby jokes and thank you above for posting them. I laugh at jew jokes, faggot jokes, in fact, the FUNNIEST jokes ARE the ones that are Ultra Taboo. Because they're "The Biggest Wrongness"

 

Many types of humor become unfunny when it's personal. Therefore my OWN baby in a blender is not funny. "A baby" can be.

 

I think the degree a person tends to "literalness" plays a role in what they find humorous. If you tend to be very literal, the world is not such a funny place .. everything is "too real" to be funny.

 

So bring on the jokes!

 

(a new joke thread is in order)

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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In this medium... I hold nothing sacred, because that becomes a target. Just letters... 1's and 0's. Nothing is too much, nothing is too far. If someone attacks something they believe to be sacred, it only seeks to degrade their character, but in the end, you are offended because you choose to be.
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whats the difference between a dirty(insert racial slur of choice here) and a pile of dog shit?..............................................eventually the dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

 

That is really disgusting that you have to stoop to insulting (insert racial slur of choice here) . You really are a sad little man, aren't you? Just because (insert racial slur of choice here) people are different that you, what gives you the right to make fun of (insert racial slur of choice here) ???

 

asshole...

I'm trusted by more women.
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whats the difference between a dirty(insert racial slur of choice here) and a pile of dog shit?..............................................eventually the dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

 

oh, oh, racist jokes, i heard a few over a bottle of sailor jerry's a while ago, here's a couple...

 

Q: why do we hang christmas ornaments from trees?

 

 

A: becouse we can't hang black people anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

Q: why are black people's hands white on the bottom?

 

A: becouse their hands were on the cop car when god was spray painting them.

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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(insert racial slur of choice here) (insert racial slur of choice here) (insert racial slur of choice here)

 

 

N-I-G-G-E-R

 

:eek:

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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Okay family and friends are a given.

 

I hold my country sacred.

My flag and my God.

I am very proud and lucky to be an American.

But I can't think of anything that would piss me off in the joke department if that's what your getting at.

Try a few and see if it pisses me off. I'll tell you. ;)

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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