The whole gay thing.

[Crazywumbat]

Most lesbians are attention whores or histrionic man haters.

 

And all black people are lazy, good for nothing drug addicts just looking for hand outs from the government.

 

And all white people are raging bigots who exist only to inflict as much suffering upon other minorities as humanly possible.

 

And everyone of middle eastern decent walks around constantly fantasizing about what any given building would look like engulfed in flames.

 

Boy howdy, generalizations are neat-o.

 

 

But no, obviously there are some lesbians who meet that description, although I'd fancy a guess and say there are more hetero women on that list, but most lesbians are not like that.

[Outlaw2747]

And all black people are lazy, good for nothing drug addicts just looking for hand outs from the government.

 

And all white people are raging bigots who exist only to inflict as much suffering upon other minorities as humanly possible.

 

And everyone of middle eastern decent walks around constantly fantasizing about what any given building would look like engulfed in flames.

 

Boy howdy, generalizations are neat-o.

 

 

But no, obviously there are some lesbians who meet that description, although I'd fancy a guess and say there are more hetero women on that list, but most lesbians are not like that.

 

 

It can't be a generalization if there are words that negate pertinence to an entire group such as "most", "some" and "few". Though I got to admit I somewhat agree with you as there are straight women who fall into the attention whorticulture group.

[dshogan1]

MOST lesbians are just like MOST heterosexuals. They dont give a shit about who gives them attention. Its the bitches that pretend to be a lesbian for attention that are attention whores and give real respectable lesbians a bad name. I have a good many lesbians and gays in my group of friends and they are all cool people. They are much better than MOST of america that pretends to be something they arent. Once a homosexual comes out of the closet, there is nothing else left to hide. Generalizing and stereotyping is a horrible thing.

 

 

It could be said that MOST people that spend their time in a forum such as this have no life.....

 

Wait.......Bad Example:D

[Outlaw2747]

MOST lesbians are just like MOST heterosexuals. They dont give a shit about who gives them attention. Its the bitches that pretend to be a lesbian for attention that are attention whores and give real respectable lesbians a bad name. I have a good many lesbians and gays in my group of friends and they are all cool people. They are much better than MOST of america that pretends to be something they arent. Once a homosexual comes out of the closet, there is nothing else left to hide. Generalizing and stereotyping is a horrible thing.

 

 

It could be said that MOST people that spend their time in a forum such as this have no life.....

 

Wait.......Bad Example:D

 

 

I am Outlaw2747 and I approve of this message. Rep for you...that sounds alot more well rounded and logical than I or anyone else put it. Except for the last part. Asshole.

[Anna Perenna]

I kinda knew but my daughter is a lesbian. I just now got on her Myspace to see her and all her friends. My daughter is differently cool. And she one of the most loving people on the planet.

 

I'm sure she is, Snafu! Good on you for being a cool dad.

 

But no, obviously there are some lesbians who meet that description, although I'd fancy a guess and say there are more hetero women on that list, but most lesbians are not like that.

 

So true. Most straight women I know are silly and competitive, and they would rather get attention from any old mutant with a penis than actually have a good time with their girlfriends. They are the attention whores.

 

The lesbians I know? They are awesome, intelligent, funny, strong, secure, down to earth women with hardly any hang ups. I feel really comfortable around them, and I have way more fun with them than I do with my 'straight' friends.

 

Frankly, I don't know (or even know OF) any lesbians who fit Outlaw's description.

 

And that man hating thing is a myth. Lesbians generally don't get emotionally hurt by men (unlike straight women) so they have no deep rooted reason to hate them. They may think men are pointless and inferior (I am not saying they do) but they certainly don't harbour any kind of strong animosity towards them.

 

Its the bitches that pretend to be a lesbian for attention that are attention whores and give real respectable lesbians a bad name. I have a good many lesbians and gays in my group of friends and they are all cool people. They are much better than MOST of america that pretends to be something they arent.

 

Exactly.

[Anna Perenna]

I kinda knew but my daughter is a lesbian. I just now got on her Myspace to see her and all her friends. My daughter is differently cool. And she one of the most loving people on the planet.

 

I'm sure she is, Snafu! Good on you for being a cool dad.

 

But no, obviously there are some lesbians who meet that description, although I'd fancy a guess and say there are more hetero women on that list, but most lesbians are not like that.

 

So true. Most straight women I know are silly and at the very least secretly competitive, and they are insecure about their attractiveness factor, and they are, well, attention whores.

 

And I don't entirely exclude myself from that description - though I am trying to curb that kind of behaviour.

 

The lesbians I know? They are awesome, intelligent, funny, strong, secure, down to earth women with hardly any hang ups. They are comfortable with themselves, and I feel really comfortable around them. In fact, I have way more fun with them than I do with my straight friends.

 

Frankly, I don't know (or even know OF) any lesbians who fit Outlaw's description.

 

And that man hating thing is a myth. The lesbians I know generally don't get emotionally hurt by men (unlike straight women) so they have no deep rooted reason to hate them. They find men funny and that's about it. They may think men are pointless and inferior (I am not saying they do) but they certainly don't harbour any kind of strong animosity towards them.

 

Its the bitches that pretend to be a lesbian for attention that are attention whores and give real respectable lesbians a bad name. I have a good many lesbians and gays in my group of friends and they are all cool people. They are much better than MOST of america that pretends to be something they arent.

 

Well said.

 

p.s. I Love Lesbos - KOK President from Sorority Boys

[Outlaw2747]

Trust me Anna, you don't want to see the ones I speak of. I don't think they are very prominent in Aussie land but in America....yeesh! Although the feminazis are a bigger threat but that's a different topic.

[Anna Perenna]

Trust me Anna, you don't want to see the ones I speak of. I don't think they are very prominent in Aussie land but in America....yeesh! Although the feminazis are a bigger threat but that's a different topic.

 

See? Just another reason for you to come to Australia.

 

Even the lesbians are nice.

[Outlaw2747]

See? Just another reason for you to come to Australia.

 

Even the lesbians are nice.

 

rubs hands together in satisfaction

[Anna Perenna]

rubs hands together in satisfaction

 

Hmph. Did you plan this argument?

[Outlaw2747]

Hmph. Did you plan this argument?

 

No ma'am. No I didn't. True feelings and opinions here.

[RoyalOrleans]

Trust me Anna, you don't want to see the ones I speak of. I don't think they are very prominent in Aussie land but in America....yeesh! Although the feminazis are a bigger threat but that's a different topic.

 

You should see the bull-dyke that lives down the road from me! Goddamn... she looks like Pete Rose. She has a bumper sticker that reads "Gyno-American...".

 

Her live-in girlfriend is a tiny waif with hairy legs and pits. In the summer time, she's out doing yard work in her wife-beaters and beneath her arms; hairy wings flap in the breeze. I'm a little skiddish around chicks with more body hair than me.

 

For fuck's sake.

[RoyalOrleans]

You still don't know what you're talking about.

 

I live in Katoomba, gay and lesbian capital of NSW.

 

There are at least 12 lesbians in my group of friends, and NONE of them are attention whores or 'histrionic man haters'.

 

Your statement is really offensive, Dante.

 

You have friends?

 

There are three cases that would lead a woman to lesbianism...

 

1. Being too Goddamn ugly to snag even the most repulsing grabastic piece of amphibian shit out there.

 

2. Having been burned one too many times by some shitheel guy.

 

3. Attention whore.

[snafu]

FUBAR:

Fucked Up Beyond Any Repair

[Anna Perenna]

You have friends?

 

There are three cases that would lead a woman to lesbianism...

 

1. Being too Goddamn ugly to snag even the most repulsing grabastic piece of amphibian shit out there.

 

2. Having been burned one too many times by some shitheel guy.

 

3. Attention whore.

 

Uh, no, you're wrong. Take the instance of one couple I know.

 

One of the girls is outstandingly beautiful, and actually got married to her high school boyfriend.

 

The other girl in the couple isn't as beautiful, but she is in no way ugly. She was married too - she even had kids with the guy.

 

However, when these two met, they just totally fell in love with eachother and have been together ever since. They raise the kids together in a nice house in a quiet leafy suburb and they keep to themselves.

 

Just like most of the lesbians I know.

 

Believe it or not, some women prefer lovely soft sweet other women over smelly ugly brutish men. They're not in it for attention, or for any other reason than genuine attraction to other women.

 

What's so implausible about that?

[Anna Perenna]

There are three cases that would lead a woman to lesbianism...

 

1. Being too Goddamn ugly to snag even the most repulsing grabastic piece of amphibian shit out there.

 

2. Having been burned one too many times by some shitheel guy.

 

3. Attention whore.

 

I'm not sure if I should be taking your post seriously, but just in case:

 

I know the concept is hard for a devastatingly handsome man like yourself to grasp, but there are attractive women out there who don't want to sleep with you, Royal.

 

Take the instance of one couple I know.

 

One of the girls is outstandingly beautiful, and actually got married to her high school boyfriend.

 

The other girl in the couple isn't as beautiful, but she is in no way ugly. She was married too - she even had kids with the guy.

 

However, when these two met, they just totally fell in love with eachother, broke up with their husbands in as nice a way as possible, and have been together ever since. They raise the kids together in a nice house in a quiet leafy suburb and they keep to themselves.

 

Just like most of the lesbians I know.

 

Believe it or not, some women prefer other women over men. They're not in it for attention, or for any other reason than genuine attraction to other women.

 

You have friends?

 

No, I'm just pretending. I want you to think I'm cool.

[Outlaw2747]

You should see the bull-dyke that lives down the road from me! Goddamn... she looks like Pete Rose. She has a bumper sticker that reads "Gyno-American...".

 

Her live-in girlfriend is a tiny waif with hairy legs and pits. In the summer time, she's out doing yard work in her wife-beaters and beneath her arms; hairy wings flap in the breeze. I'm a little skiddish around chicks with more body hair than me.

 

For fuck's sake.

 

Alright you know what? That's just plain friggin' scary.

[RoyalOrleans]

I'm not sure if I should be taking your post seriously, but just in case:

 

You fixin' to school me, Anna? School ain't all shiny apples and learning, it's almost always leather straps and pain. Listen as I school you...

 

I know the concept is hard for a devastatingly handsome man like yourself to grasp, but there are attractive women out there who don't want to sleep with you, Royal.

 

First of all, I'm not devastatingly handsome. I am more on the side of ravishingly handsome. I mean, shit, you haven't even seen my curl-ups or bread-basket.

 

Second, all women want to sleep with me. They just don't know it yet.

 

Take the instance of one couple I know.

 

Is this couple related to the Bovidae family?

 

One of the girls is outstandingly beautiful, and actually got married to her high school boyfriend.

 

Latent homosexuality is comparable to feeling the need to expel a giant shit or so I am told. Unfortunately, for gay men, it gets pushed back in and then they fear the latent desire to decorate or wear sweater vests.

 

The other girl in the couple isn't as beautiful, but she is in no way ugly. She was married too - she even had kids with the guy.

 

Reminds me of the female Methodist preacher down the road. Insane fucking person, but I'm suspicious of her devilish side. I mean, who in the hell keeps ducks pinned?

 

However, when these two met, they just totally fell in love with each other, broke up with their husbands in as nice a way as possible, and have been together ever since. They raise the kids together in a nice house in a quiet leafy suburb and they keep to themselves.

 

I'm sure the husbands decided, "What the hell...", and became butt-pirates on the S.S. Fairylander.

 

Just like most of the lesbians I know.

 

Sounds like women lick twat out of sheer spite of men, rather than from the experiences of hardship. I prefer the latter to the former, because at least there is some fucking emotional basis.

 

Do you have any factual statistics that my assumptions are inaccurate? I mean, a motherfucker can't go by one's personal experience alone. A motherfucker needs more concrete evidence to be proven wrong.

 

Believe it or not, some women prefer other women over men. They're not in it for attention, or for any other reason than genuine attraction to other women.

 

I stand by my bull-dyke brothers when they say "I love pussy", because so do I. And the trim loves me, but unfortunately there are some that will never find out.

 

 

No, I'm just pretending. I want you to think I'm cool.

 

I already think you're pretty cool, Anna. No need to get persnickety.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

You have friends?

 

There are three cases that would lead a woman to lesbianism...

 

1. Being too Goddamn ugly to snag even the most repulsing grabastic piece of amphibian shit out there.

 

and yet somehow another woman would be attracted to these mutants?

 

2. Having been burned one too many times by some shitheel guy.

I've seen WAY too many rug munchers use this excuse for being a rug muncher. Ladies: if you meet some guy who's a loser, GET OVER IT, AND LEARN A DAMN LESSON OR TWO. why is it we never see men running off to fairyland after having sexual frustration?

 

3. Attention whore.

 

Makes up about 99% of all dykes out there

[dshogan1]

How many real lesbians do you know, i said it once, and ill say it again, lesbians are not attention whores, women that pretend to be lesbians for attention, are attention whores. And RO there are many bulldykes like you speak of, but they are few and far between now adays. I mean, the bulldykes of today look more like 12 year old boys than 50 year old men.

 

Its homophobic motherfuckers like you that make this country hard to live in for people that are genuinely homosexual and dont want to bother you at all, they dont want your attention, they dont want your pity, and most dont give a holy fuck about your heterosexuality, so leave their homosexuality alone, its none of you business, i say to each his own, live and let live, they are lesbians, get the fuck over it.

 

Im sure there are enough heterosexual sweaty fatass hair armpit white trailer trash wino bitches that want your cock, leave the bulldykes alone.

[RoyalOrleans]

And RO there are many bulldykes like you speak of, but they are few and far between now adays. I mean, the bulldykes of today look more like 12 year old boys than 50 year old men.

 

How the fuck would you know that?

 

Its homophobic motherfuckers like you that make this country hard to live in for people that are genuinely homosexual and dont want to bother you at all, they dont want your attention, they dont want your pity, and most dont give a holy fuck about your heterosexuality, so leave their homosexuality alone, its none of you business, i say to each his own, live and let live, they are lesbians, get the fuck over it.

 

I am the fuck over it. Been the fuck over it. Keep that limp-wrist in your pocket, Hogan. Could come in handy.

 

Im sure there are enough heterosexual sweaty fatass hair armpit white trailer trash wino bitches that want your cock, leave the bulldykes alone.

 

Yes... your mom wants to fuck me.

[Phantom]

First of all, I'm not devastatingly handsome. I am more on the side of ravishingly handsome.

 

Second, all women want to sleep with me. They just don't know it yet.

 

And the trim loves me, but unfortunately there are some that will never find out.

 

Oh, BARF...

[RoyalOrleans]

Oh, BARF...

 

You know you want to ride on Space Mountain.

[Anna Perenna]

You're a hard man to argue with, but I will at least attempt to reply ...

 

First of all, I'm not devastatingly handsome. I am more on the side of ravishingly handsome. I mean, shit, you haven't even seen my curl-ups or bread-basket.

 

Second, all women want to sleep with me. They just don't know it yet.

 

No need to see your curl ups - I'll agree to all that on the proviso that you tell me what a bread basket actually is.

 

Sounds like women lick twat out of sheer spite of men, rather than from the experiences of hardship. I prefer the latter to the former, because at least there is some fucking emotional basis.

 

A glimmer of a serious response.

 

I promise you that it is not out of spite. My sister tried to have boyfriends when we were in high school but she ended up breaking their hearts because she just didn't find them attractive.

 

I already think you're pretty cool, Anna. No need to get persnickety.

 

I wasn't getting persnickety. I was being facetious. Hard to convey over the net (without one of these )

 

Though I am sure you knew that. I'm simply quoting it because you said you thought I was pretty cool, and I have to admit I'm pretty chuffed about it.

[RoyalOrleans]

You're a hard man to argue with, but I will at least attempt to reply ...

 

Actually I'm not that hard to argue with, you've just got to look pass the cursing and the flaming self-gratification.

 

No need to see your curl ups - I'll agree to all that on the proviso that you tell me what a bread basket actually is.

 

A bread basket is a nickname for the lower torso; especially the stomach.

 

A glimmer of a serious response.

 

I promise you that it is not out of spite. My sister tried to have boyfriends when we were in high school but she ended up breaking their hearts because she just didn't find them attractive.

 

Perhaps you need to venture to the States and meet the American Dyke.

 

I wasn't getting persnickety. I was being facetious. Hard to convey over the net (without one of these )

 

Though I am sure you knew that. I'm simply quoting it because you said you thought I was pretty cool, and I have to admit I'm pretty chuffed about it.

 

Chuffed? As in delighted or disgruntled?