Outlaw2747 Posted November 25, 2006 Posted November 25, 2006 Something I found on someone's MySpace blog. (she was actually picking it apart as opposed to supporting it) 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Phantom Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Most of those reasons are so meaningless that even a list of 30 doesn't make having periods worth it. 1 Quote Blah.
builder Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 I'll use my red pencil to pick this apart. Something I found on someone's MySpace blog. (she was actually picking it apart as opposed to supporting it) 1. We got off the Titanic first. If you were a member of the upper echelon. The steerage class passengers all died. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. You're assuming that all systems support staff are men. They aren't. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. I look stunning in purple stockings and a G-string. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. Groupies are dumb shits. Who would want to be one? 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. Not likely. I can threaten harrassment, and follow through. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. Despite the cum stains all over the TV, I don't either. 7. Taxis stop for us. In your dreams, they do. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. Now that we've got your lazy arses off the couch, and into the workforce, this will change. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. Says you? LOL. Who are the feted dancers of the last century? Nureyev? 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). No wonder you sit by the phone, growing cobwebs. get with the program. 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. You're gay. Get over it. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. She's gay too. Get over it. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. Wrap your lips around my joystick, and I'll give you a new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. It's the cellulite? Don't be ashamed. Fat arses like yours are everywhere. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. Nope, but saving it up leads to brain farts. Blokes don't get those. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We wonder if you've crabs, because of he constant scratching. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. We wish you would. With both hands. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. How big are those sunglasses gonna get? We call them face shields. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. Again, we wish you would, but I get the whole penis envy thing. No, really I do. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. Yup, we're into dumb furry animals. All of us are. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. It's Happy Gilmore now. Try to keep up. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. Very badly at times. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. You're missing out. Or lying profusely. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. Tell that to Demi Moore. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. Who eats that shit anyways? Popeye perhaps? 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. I wouldn't admit to that, but now that you've said it, it's out there. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. I don't either. Only the one ear, mind you. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. And that, Scarlett, is why we know you're a shallow waste of space. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. I look for the tide mark on my appendage to see who sucked me off last. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. But you are lost all the time. It becomes a habit to ask. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
KathyA Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 I will use my ultra-gay plum pencil to tear this apart.. 1. We got off the Titanic first. This is an unfortunate fact. And too bad really, we as women were born with natural flotation devices. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. I have actually never had the pleasure of flirting with anyone from tech support.. Although at times I have used words like fuck you and asshole, during these kinds of conversations.. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. I will be the first to admit it. I can absolutely pull off wearing men's boxers. And look good in them. But yet I have never found anything even remotely entertaining when its roll reversal time. I have never seen a guy look hot in a little red nighty. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. Groupies are just whores in the making.. Stalkers are people who wish that their prey was a whore.. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. I have never paid a fine in my life.. So this must be true.. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. True, very true! 7. Taxis stop for us. Wouldn't know. I have never been in one. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. By the time this happens, we're to old to remember who held the policy in the first place 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. Most men that I know can not dance.. So this one is true 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). Maybe I have been out of the dating scene too long. But the money is always held by me, which means I pay for everything.. Who cares where it actually comes from.. 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. I have never been the hugging type.. So again, I do not know. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. Refer to question above 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. I wouldn't say a whole new lease on life. But it can make things interesting. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. Group showers are so over-rated.. What happened to the good ole' fashion one on one showers..One guy one girl. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. I have to agree with this. It is pretty disgusting 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. True, but no man wants legs hairier than his own rubbing against him. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. No, I probably wouldn't touch another woman's ass in a congratulatory fashion. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. Again, this is true. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. I didn't think anyone would want to see a woman scratch herself continuously.. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. A common misconception. Most men are completely turned off by a stupid woman.. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. This is to bad. Because I can. I wish someone would have told me sooner. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. Most women can not manage this.. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. Yeah, but it takes all the fun out of everything. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. I don't like younger men myself. So this does not apply.. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. Never eat spinach in public, its a golden rule. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. Not here, all it can do is cause problems.. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. Again, true! 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. I sure as hell can't. Maybe I missed that day in my "woman 101" class.. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. I won't argue this.. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. No comment! Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Phantom Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 No need to analyze these one by one like the two of you. All I have to say is this: Women can masturbate and climax without needing a stack of towels to clean up afterwards. Enough said. Quote Blah.
builder Posted November 27, 2006 Posted November 27, 2006 You'd be mistaken, Phantom. Men can have multiple orgasms without ejaculating. The Tao teaches this method. I'm surprised it's not in common practise yet. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
phreakwars Posted November 27, 2006 Posted November 27, 2006 The GAYNEZZ, The GAYNEZZ . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
THE BITCH Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 you forgot that only us women can have multiple orgasms Quote
hugo Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 you forgot that only us women can have multiple orgasms False....... Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
fullauto Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 you forgot that only us women can have multiple orgasms I have had as many as 5 in a night....I was younger then, but it still happened and I know some guys who have at least 2 everytime... sorry... you must need to work on your technique Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
manicmonday Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 you forgot that only us women can have multiple orgasms Wrong. Rare, but it can happen. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
THE BITCH Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Having a multiple orgasm and being a repeater is not the same thing Quote
ParasiteGod Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. Bullshit, yes I have. I'm gonna go watch Beavis and Butthead now. Quote I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.
manicmonday Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Having a multiple orgasm and being a repeater is not the same thing I've made a man have multiple orgasm. Yes, it is RARE, but it can happen. If you haven't made a man have multiple orgasm, maybe you need to rethink the your game strategy. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 1. We got off the Titanic first. The fact that we had less of a chance of getting gassed in Auchwitz balances this out 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. And us guys can make you the object of our fantasies that are probably illegal to have while we jerk off after work 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. I just so happen to think girls look ridiculous when they show answer the door wearing nothing but my KMFDM T-shirt. Oh and a few million emo kids will disagree on the idea that they look like idiots in your outfits 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. Usually glorified whores are looked down upon 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. I use public transportation..therefore speeding fines are not a problem 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. How does this contribute to why it's better to be a woman? I quite enjoy getting off on hot cartoon and videogame chickies 7. Taxis stop for us. Us too 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We die earlier and don't have to put up with the nagging that seems persistant amongst old hens 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We don't look like 15 year old sluts when we dance 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). The point I get is that women are cheap fucking cunts with no self respect 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. We don't need to hug our friends 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. see above 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. I'd appreciate it if you would stop making a rainbow on my dick 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. I've never taken a group shower 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. Neither do we after we turn 12 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. But we do see and know. and it's fucking gross, now get rid of the fucking mustache and hairy underpits, you fucking wookie 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. Instead you wait until you go clubbing, so what difference does it make? 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. We just take the thirty seconds to squeeze the bugger 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We know they're there. If something itches we scratch it. Get used to it 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. No, we think it's annoying 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. We don't have to SO MUCH WATCH Sweet November or Bridges of Madisson Country to fit in 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. No you don't. You use fashion mags to tell you what to wear 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. So can we...We just like to do so 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. And when do it it gives us unlimited bragging rights 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. We don't give a shit if we have spinach in our teeth 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. Not being a fat ass is now a problem? 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears I know guys who are COVERED in piercings...nuff said 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. This coming from someone who thinks its wrong to be affixiated with cartoon babes? How in the motherfucked hell are shoes sexy and alluring? 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. Some of us consider getting lost to be half the fun. Thats when we spend the rest of the day putting the moves on you Quote All bullshit, No Business.
THE BITCH Posted December 17, 2006 Posted December 17, 2006 I've made a man have multiple orgasm. Yes, it is RARE, but it can happen. If you haven't made a man have multiple orgasm, maybe you need to rethink the your game strategy. Sorry i have never tried my stratergy with a man but i know plenty of women who have and say the same thing men don't have multiples Quote
Outlaw2747 Posted December 17, 2006 Author Posted December 17, 2006 Yes he can, he can separate orgasm from ejacutlation and do it several times with the right knowledge and practices. The book "The Multi-Orgasmic Man" even gives a bunch of tips on how to make your sex the best experience. It is anatomically possible. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
Chi Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Sorry i have never tried my stratergy with a man but i know plenty of women who have and say the same thing men don't have multiples Trust me, YES they can. Quote
fullauto Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 not only are we capable, but we want it! The only problem I find, is that MOST women are incredibly LAZY in bed... First one - that's the maintanance cum 2nd one - that's for the lady 3rd - that's the one the lady needs to work for... better be inventive, and a bit freaky 4th - that's the one that lady's prove something with.. If you can do that, men will cling to you like ferril dogs that found a food source 5th - rarely achieved... but possible... woman have to REALLy want to give that one... Problem is, women are lazy in bed... half the women I have been with, I don't know whether to keep trying or throw some dirt on them and say a fucking eulogy! and another thing... Women will always parrot some shit they heard Oprah or Dr Phil say... Like "don't fuck my pussy, Make love to my whole body!". which I agree with, but why then do women insist on using nothing on thier body but that hole! ESPECIALLY if it is all blown out from years on the front lines! You want me to enjoy your whole body, and not just your hole, USE YOUR WHOLE BODY, and not just your hole! I laugh my ass off when ever a woman says men are selfish in bed... if they only knew what ran through our heads when we are done... Ever wonder why married men still jerk off?! Ever wonder why married men run around?! Life is self-similar across scale... Like the planets orbiting to the electron of an atom... In the world, the men do all the work... Same in the bedroom! Guys... next time your in bed with a coffin-lay, just lay there and make demands... they might enjoy it ONCE... Do it again... just keep doing it... after 2 weeks or so, when they bring it up... Ask them if they like it? Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Phantom Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Are you guys saying men can have more than one orgasm during a sexual encounter (as in after a small break) or are you guys saying a man, before his orgasm has ended, can actually peak again and again and again before a single orgasmic experiences is over? Quote Blah.
fullauto Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Are you guys saying men can have more than one orgasm during a sexual encounter (as in after a small break) or are you guys saying a man, before his orgasm has ended, can actually peak again and again and again before a single orgasmic experiences is over? both... try it some time... you man will thank you... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
Chi Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Are you guys saying men can have more than one orgasm during a sexual encounter (as in after a small break) or are you guys saying a man, before his orgasm has ended, can actually peak again and again and again before a single orgasmic experiences is over? Um, I don't know what they are referring to, but I think both are possible. Quote
Phantom Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Alright then. I knew a man could have an orgasm after a little break during sexual episodes but I did not know consecutive orgasms were possible for men. Quote Blah.
fullauto Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 Alright then. I knew a man could have an orgasm after a little break during sexual episodes but I did not know consecutive orgasms were possible for men. that's the problem... there doesn't always need to be a break... and even if there is, you should be doing things during it to keep the mood from slipping... We need a break becuase we use MANY muscles during sex (unlike women)... the break is a physical break... like after you jog a mile... but that doesn't mean we want to read the paper... do something... just because it's done throbbing doesn't mean it doesn't feel good anymore... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
manicmonday Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 and another thing... Women will always parrot some shit they heard Oprah or Dr Phil say... Like "don't fuck my pussy, Make love to my whole body!". which I agree with, but why then do women insist on using nothing on thier body but that hole! ESPECIALLY if it is all blown out from years on the front lines! You want me to enjoy your whole body, and not just your hole, USE YOUR WHOLE BODY, and not just your hole! And these are the women I truly feel sorry for, because while "making love" is fabulous, sex also needs to include the whole body. Women who haven't embraced the fact that if they enjoy an orgasm or even better, make their partner enjoy more than one orgasm, they are not a slut. Use your body, that is what is there for. (Not in a perverted Nazzhead way, but an enjoyable way that makes you appreciate being a woman.) I actually feel bad for women who are prohibited in the bedroom. Sex is supposed to be a fantastic experience, not just get it off and get it over with. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
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