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Did Vortex post this or did Outlaw?

 

Outlaw (In my Mississippi Porch Monkey accent), is you a fag or is you a metro?

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Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Most of those reasons are so meaningless that even a list of 30 doesn't make having periods worth it.

 

Hahahahaha! REP.

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Did Vortex post this or did Outlaw?

 

Outlaw (In my Mississippi Porch Monkey accent), is you a fag or is you a metro?

 

Oh no, not the whole "You complained about a woman who posted something stupid so now you are a FAGGOT!" cliche statement.

 

Come on RO, don't go mangina on me.

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Since Vortex already has his loyal following, I hereby declare myself Outlaw's OFFICAL FAG HAG.

 

Hand's off, bitches. This homo is MINE.

 

Typical response.

 

Yep, I am gay for putting down an insipid criteria for why one sex is better than the other. I guess I am racist too for wearing the color black alot as well.

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I guess I should have said this before, but everytime I see this thread title I think it's not better to be a women.

 

 

 

I don't have to worry about getting raped

I don't get mood swings

I don't get periods

I don't have to worry about getting pregnant

I don't have to carry around a kid in my stomach for nine months

I don't have to shave my legs or under arms

I don't have to fuck with makeup

I don't have to strap a bra on every day

I don't have to worry about what to wear

I don't care if my shoes match or not to my cloths

I don't have to worry about someone always checking out my boobs

I don't have to worry about someone always checking out my ass

 

 

I can pee standing up

Going to the bathroom is like 5 times faster

I can go to the store and know exactly what I came for, get it and leave

I can scratch my nuts and it won't be half as noticable as if you scratch your pussy

 

Hmm.... I'll have to think of more.....

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No, you're gay because you pack fudge.

 

Right...

 

The men in the white coats are not doing their damn job.

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Right...

 

The men in the white coats are not doing their damn job.

 

Quit lying to yourself. Embrace your inner Homo.

 

 

 

 

You do realize I am only playing with you, right, Outlaw? I know you are not gay. Just busting your balls. :rolleyes:

Blah.
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Are you guys saying men can have more than one orgasm during a sexual encounter (as in after a small break) or are you guys saying a man, before his orgasm has ended, can actually peak again and again and again before a single orgasmic experiences is over?

Yes, it is medically possible for men to have sustained mulitipule orgasms and there are techniques men can use to practice this.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

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I don't have to worry about getting raped

Don't worry about it? Hell, I fantasize about getting raped! :)

 

legal disclaimer: That was a joke, not intended to cause harm nor foul to anyone who has been raped, abused, or in any other way touched sexually. any similarity to any real person or event is purely coincindental

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I've made a man have multiple orgasm. Yes, it is RARE, but it can happen. If you haven't made a man have multiple orgasm, maybe you need to rethink the your game strategy.

It is not in the woman's technique but in the mans ability. They either can or they can't. Nice try on taking credit for what he probably worked on for a while....Tisk tisk.

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Quit lying to yourself. Embrace your inner Homo.

 

 

 

 

You do realize I am only playing with you, right, Outlaw? I know you are not gay. Just busting your balls. :rolleyes:

 

My balls hurt. Bitch. :mad: :p

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It is not in the woman's technique but in the mans ability. They either can or they can't. Nice try on taking credit for what he probably worked on for a while....Tisk tisk.

 

Actually, it's in both. If the woman lays there like a dead fish, it isn't going to happen for the guy either.

 

Just as it isn't going to happen for us more than once if they don't work at it. Hell, once if they don't work at it. So yes, technique is key.

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Oh no, not the whole "You complained about a woman who posted something stupid so now you are a FAGGOT!" cliche statement.

 

Come on RO, don't go mangina on me.

 

I was calling you a fag for posting some stupid pre-composed list from Myspace.

 

Now go stand in front of your mirror and call yourself a fag.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
I guess I should have said this before, but everytime I see this thread title I think it's not better to be a woman.

 

I don't have to worry about getting raped

I don't get mood swings

I don't get periods

I don't have to worry about getting pregnant

I don't have to carry around a kid in my stomach for nine months

I don't have to shave my legs or under arms

I don't have to fuck with makeup

I don't have to strap a bra on every day

I don't have to worry about what to wear

I don't care if my shoes match or not to my clothes

I don't have to worry about someone always checking out my boobs

I don't have to worry about someone always checking out my ass

 

 

You're a good man, Snafu.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Actually, it's in both. If the woman lays there like a dead fish, it isn't going to happen for the guy either.

 

Just as it isn't going to happen for us more than once if they don't work at it. Hell, once if they don't work at it. So yes, technique is key.

 

 

doing some calculations here.... Hmmm.... Yesssss....

 

out of all the women I've been with, 82% of them were dead lays... and of them, 78% acted/claimed they were phenominal when talking to other people or bragging to me...

 

Tale of the tape...

 

MOST women are dead fucks... It's no wonder I turn down drinks with women to read and jerk off! The conversation AND the sex are better!

 

ps: If you can reverse engineer the numbers, you can figure out how many women I've been with...

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Posted
I was calling you a fag for posting some stupid pre-composed list from Myspace.

 

Now go stand in front of your mirror and call yourself a fag.

 

Haha...hey I was just showing you someone committing an act of faggotry. Don't shoot the messenger/butcher.

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Haha...hey I was just showing you someone committing an act of faggotry. Don't shoot the messenger/butcher.

 

Sometimes the messenger should not make it to the destination.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Sometimes the messenger should not make it to the destination.

 

writes down worthy quote

 

It isn't trademarked is it?

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Posted
writes down worthy quote

 

It isn't trademarked is it?

 

It is an RO original, however I will consider it public domain if you make a random "R" and "O" in the quote.

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Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Actually, it's in both. If the woman lays there like a dead fish, it isn't going to happen for the guy either.

 

Just as it isn't going to happen for us more than once if they don't work at it. Hell, once if they don't work at it. So yes, technique is key.

 

This just makes me wonder if you know the 'multipule orgasm' we are talking about here. 99% is in the mans abitity to conrol himself and his own orgasm. We are not talking about the guys that can recover quickly and go for another round. That is why there were questions as to wether or not a man could actually have multipule orgasms. Everyone knows men can climax several times(2 or 3) in one night after small refractory periods, some smaller than others, but that is not what is meant by multipule orgasm.

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I'm gonna go out on a limb hear and say there is no such a thing as a multiple orgasm for men. They might get high and low points in stimulation but the orgasm for men comes with the ejaculation. Once that has happened the male needs to reguvinate. I think the misconception of a multiple orgasm for a man is that if he hasn't ejaculated for a some time it might come out in large convulsive spurts. Having blue balls as we call it.:cool:

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I'm gonna go out on a limb hear and say there is not such a thing as a multiple orgasm for men. They might get high and low points in stimulation but the orgasm for men comes with the ejaculation. Once that has happened the male needs to reguvinate. I think the misconception of a multiple orgasm for a man is that if he hasn't ejaculated for a some time it might come out in large convulsive spurts. Having blue balls as we call it.:cool:

 

That is actually a big misconception. Any man can learn to separate orgasm from ejaculation and achieve multipule orgasms but it takes work.

 

Sex: A Man's Guide (1996)

"This is one of the secrets multiorgasmic men have learned: to "unhitch" orgasm from ejaculation. Essentially, they've learned to take themselves to the brink of ejaculation, then stop and relax, allowing the rush of orgasm to sweep over them; then they do it again."

 

There are two techniques for learning how to do this. Would you like me to post the details of the techniques as well?

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That is actually a big misconception. Any man can learn to separate orgasm from ejaculation and achieve multipule orgasms but it takes work.

 

Sex: A Man's Guide (1996)

"This is one of the secrets multiorgasmic men have learned: to "unhitch" orgasm from ejaculation. Essentially, they've learned to take themselves to the brink of ejaculation, then stop and relax, allowing the rush of orgasm to sweep over them; then they do it again."

 

There are two techniques for learning how to do this. Would you like me to post the details of the techniques as well?

 

Yeah you can post'em. I don't think it would help me persay.

 

But most men do try to relax before the ejacutlation so they don't shot the load in the first 10 seconds. Or depending how horny they are. I've done that just about everytime I've had sex. sometimes it don't work and it's all over way to soon. :rolleyes:

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