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Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

anything you read lately on Usenet.

 

Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

shit to pass, on account of because I been around

longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

of it will be maybe next Thursday.

 

Which means merely that you'll miss the good

shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

When I put it down, it stays down.

 

"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

 

And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

Posted

In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,

Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>longer than just about any of yez,

 

Who are you again, newbie?

 

-Legion

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:17:01 -0600, legion@flame.on () wrote:

>In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,

>Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>

>>and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>>shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>>longer than just about any of yez,

>

>Who are you again, newbie?

>

>-Legion

 

werent you sent back to hell by jesus?

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

wrote:

>Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

>anything you read lately on Usenet.

>

>Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

>proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

>and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

>and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

>when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

>of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>

>Which means merely that you'll miss the good

>shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

>all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

>When I put it down, it stays down.

>

>"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>

>And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

 

my conifer is better than your conifer.

 

neener.

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

legion@flame.on wrote:

> In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,

> Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>

> >and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

> >shit to pass, on account of because I been around

> >longer than just about any of yez,

>

> Who are you again, newbie?

>

> -Legion

 

Thanks for getting that obligatory moronic response

out of the way in near-record time.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

dave hillstrom wrote:

> On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

> wrote:

>

> >Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

> >anything you read lately on Usenet.

> >

> >Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

> >proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

> >and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

> >and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

> >shit to pass, on account of because I been around

> >longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

> >when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

> >of it will be maybe next Thursday.

> >

> >Which means merely that you'll miss the good

> >shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

> >all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

> >When I put it down, it stays down.

> >

> >"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

> >

> >And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>

> my conifer is better than your conifer.

>

> neener.

 

Balderdash. Mine will never die. Therefore it is better than

any pathetic mortal one.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On 27 Nov 2006 09:17:43 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>> >Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

>> >anything you read lately on Usenet.

>> >

>> >Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

>> >proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

>> >and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

>> >and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>> >shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>> >longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

>> >when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

>> >of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>> >

>> >Which means merely that you'll miss the good

>> >shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

>> >all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

>> >When I put it down, it stays down.

>> >

>> >"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>> >

>> >And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>>

>> my conifer is better than your conifer.

>>

>> neener.

>

>Balderdash. Mine will never die. Therefore it is better than

>any pathetic mortal one.

 

too bad it smells like mothballs or plastic.

 

PATHETIC MORTALS RAWK!!!!1!!

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

dave hillstrom wrote:

> On 27 Nov 2006 09:17:43 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

> wrote:

>

> >dave hillstrom wrote:

> >> On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

> >> wrote:

[...]

> >> >"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

> >> >

> >> >And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

> >>

> >> my conifer is better than your conifer.

> >>

> >> neener.

> >

> >Balderdash. Mine will never die. Therefore it is better than

> >any pathetic mortal one.

>

> too bad it smells like mothballs or plastic.

>

> PATHETIC MORTALS RAWK!!!!1!!

 

Of noble plastic truly wrought,

from cunning Target cheaply bought;

My evergreen shall never die,

for it's the last I'll ever buy.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

Guest Gary L. Burnore
Posted

On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:16:07 -0500, dave hillstrom <dave@meow.org>

wrote:

>On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

>wrote:

>

>>Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

>>anything you read lately on Usenet.

>>

>>Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

>>proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

>>and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

>>and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>>shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>>longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

>>when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

>>of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>>

>>Which means merely that you'll miss the good

>>shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

>>all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

>>When I put it down, it stays down.

>>

>>"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>>

>>And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>

>my conifer is better than your conifer.

>

Hardly. Yours is merely an xmas tree, his is a Christmas tree.

>neener.

kneener.

--

gburnore at DataBasix dot Com

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

How you look depends on where you go.

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Gary L. Burnore |

Posted

On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

> Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

> anything you read lately on Usenet.

>

> Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

> proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

> and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

> and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

> shit to pass, on account of because I been around

> longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

> when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

> of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>

> Which means merely that you'll miss the good

> shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

> all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

> When I put it down, it stays down.

>

> "Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>

> And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>

> -- Bill Cleere

 

Hitting the Christmas brandy early?

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.

Candy: What sacred bird?

Guru: Any sacred bird.

 

< _Candy_

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On 27 Nov 2006 12:01:39 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> On 27 Nov 2006 09:17:43 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >> On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

>> >> wrote:

>[...]

>> >> >"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>> >> >

>> >> >And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>> >>

>> >> my conifer is better than your conifer.

>> >>

>> >> neener.

>> >

>> >Balderdash. Mine will never die. Therefore it is better than

>> >any pathetic mortal one.

>>

>> too bad it smells like mothballs or plastic.

>>

>> PATHETIC MORTALS RAWK!!!!1!!

>

>Of noble plastic truly wrought,

>from cunning Target cheaply bought;

>My evergreen shall never die,

>for it's the last I'll ever buy.

 

oh, pine, thy smell is dear.

that plastic is so queer.

that after time you dry out and turn brown

does not make me even ~start~ a frown.

 

i buy a new one every year

from the guy down the street with lots of cheer

i take you home to your new place

for my kitteis under you to smell and chase.

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

mimus wrote:

> On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

>

> > Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

> > anything you read lately on Usenet.

> >

> > Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

> > proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

> > and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

> > and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

> > shit to pass, on account of because I been around

> > longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

> > when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

> > of it will be maybe next Thursday.

> >

> > Which means merely that you'll miss the good

> > shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

> > all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

> > When I put it down, it stays down.

> >

> > "Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

> >

> > And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

> >

> > -- Bill Cleere

>

> Hitting the Christmas brandy early?

 

Not just yet. Given the mission I've set myself, it would

be well to conserve fuel for the long haul.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendahl)

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

dave hillstrom wrote:

> On 27 Nov 2006 12:01:39 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

> wrote:

>

> >dave hillstrom wrote:

> >> On 27 Nov 2006 09:17:43 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

> >> wrote:

> >>

> >> >dave hillstrom wrote:

> >> >> On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

> >> >> wrote:

> >[...]

> >> >> >"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

> >> >> >

> >> >> >And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

> >> >>

> >> >> my conifer is better than your conifer.

> >> >>

> >> >> neener.

> >> >

> >> >Balderdash. Mine will never die. Therefore it is better than

> >> >any pathetic mortal one.

> >>

> >> too bad it smells like mothballs or plastic.

> >>

> >> PATHETIC MORTALS RAWK!!!!1!!

> >

> >Of noble plastic truly wrought,

> >from cunning Target cheaply bought;

> >My evergreen shall never die,

> >for it's the last I'll ever buy.

>

> oh, pine, thy smell is dear.

> that plastic is so queer.

> that after time you dry out and turn brown

> does not make me even ~start~ a frown.

>

> i buy a new one every year

> from the guy down the street with lots of cheer

> i take you home to your new place

> for my kitteis under you to smell and chase.

 

How touching. The depth of feeling is almost,

though not quite enough to make the scansion

bearable.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendahl)

Posted

On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:57:40 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On 27 Nov 2006 12:01:39 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

> wrote:

>

>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> On 27 Nov 2006 09:17:43 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> >> On 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com>

>>> >> wrote:

>>[...]

>>> >> >"Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>>> >> >

>>> >> >And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>>> >>

>>> >> my conifer is better than your conifer.

>>> >>

>>> >> neener.

>>> >

>>> >Balderdash. Mine will never die. Therefore it is better than

>>> >any pathetic mortal one.

>>>

>>> too bad it smells like mothballs or plastic.

>>>

>>> PATHETIC MORTALS RAWK!!!!1!!

>>

>>Of noble plastic truly wrought,

>>from cunning Target cheaply bought;

>>My evergreen shall never die,

>>for it's the last I'll ever buy.

>

> oh, pine, thy smell is dear.

> that plastic is so queer.

> that after time you dry out and turn brown

> does not make me even ~start~ a frown.

>

> i buy a new one every year

> from the guy down the street with lots of cheer

> i take you home to your new place

> for my kitteis under you to smell and chase.

 

Yer scarin' me.

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.

Candy: What sacred bird?

Guru: Any sacred bird.

 

< _Candy_

Posted

On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:25:38 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

> mimus wrote:

>> On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

>>

>> > Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

>> > anything you read lately on Usenet.

>> >

>> > Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

>> > proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

>> > and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

>> > and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>> > shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>> > longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

>> > when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

>> > of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>> >

>> > Which means merely that you'll miss the good

>> > shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

>> > all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

>> > When I put it down, it stays down.

>> >

>> > "Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>> >

>> > And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>> >

>> > -- Bill Cleere

>>

>> Hitting the Christmas brandy early?

>

> Not just yet. Given the mission I've set myself, it would

> be well to conserve fuel for the long haul.

 

Too bad, I was going to ask you to pass the bottle.

 

Usenet sucks almost as bad as RL.

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.

Candy: What sacred bird?

Guru: Any sacred bird.

 

< _Candy_

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message

news:hqSdnTsMDsatE_bYnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@giganews.com...

> On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:25:38 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

>

>> mimus wrote:

>>> On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

>>>

>>> > Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

>>> > anything you read lately on Usenet.

>>> >

>>> > Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

>>> > proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

>>> > and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

>>> > and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>>> > shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>>> > longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

>>> > when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

>>> > of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>>> >

>>> > Which means merely that you'll miss the good

>>> > shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

>>> > all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

>>> > When I put it down, it stays down.

>>> >

>>> > "Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>>> >

>>> > And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>>> >

>>> > -- Bill Cleere

>>>

>>> Hitting the Christmas brandy early?

>>

>> Not just yet. Given the mission I've set myself, it would

>> be well to conserve fuel for the long haul.

>

> Too bad, I was going to ask you to pass the bottle.

 

Oh, well, if you put it that way...

 

Cheers!

> Usenet sucks almost as bad as RL.

 

Not any more, it don't. The only thing wrong with Usenet

is that we never rotated the tires or changed the transmission

fluid at the dealer-recommended intervals or any of that

stuff. The Revival of Learning, plus Mass Fungasm,

will have it up and running like new in no time.

 

In this, as so much else, we can take a lesson from John

Winston. He has 600 million miles of posts on the

odometer and yet his engine still purrs like a kitten.

 

As for so-called Real Life, piss on it. It's not real

at all, really. If it ever was real, it certainly hasn't

been since advertising took it over.

 

Stripped of the fripperies, Real Life is about two

things, and two things only: Hoping you don't

die today, or hoping you do. The trick is to

make sure you don't think about either of those.

It takes practice, and I certainly don't claim to be

all that good at it, but insofar as you can manage

it, it's child's play to skate on everything else.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

Posted

On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:40:40 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> news:hqSdnTsMDsatE_bYnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@giganews.com...

>

>> On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:25:38 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

>>

>>> mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:25:28 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

>>>>

>>>> > Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

>>>> > anything you read lately on Usenet.

>>>> >

>>>> > Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

>>>> > proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

>>>> > and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

>>>> > and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>>>> > shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>>>> > longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

>>>> > when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

>>>> > of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>>>> >

>>>> > Which means merely that you'll miss the good

>>>> > shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

>>>> > all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

>>>> > When I put it down, it stays down.

>>>> >

>>>> > "Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>>>> >

>>>> > And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

>>>> >

>>>> > -- Bill Cleere

>>>>

>>>> Hitting the Christmas brandy early?

>>>

>>> Not just yet. Given the mission I've set myself, it would

>>> be well to conserve fuel for the long haul.

>>

>> Too bad, I was going to ask you to pass the bottle.

>

> Oh, well, if you put it that way...

>

> Cheers!

>

>> Usenet sucks almost as bad as RL.

>

> Not any more, it don't. The only thing wrong with Usenet

> is that we never rotated the tires or changed the transmission

> fluid at the dealer-recommended intervals or any of that

> stuff. The Revival of Learning, plus Mass Fungasm,

> will have it up and running like new in no time.

 

"Revival of Learning"?

 

<ponder>

> In this, as so much else, we can take a lesson from John

> Winston. He has 600 million miles of posts on the

> odometer and yet his engine still purrs like a kitten.

>

> As for so-called Real Life, piss on it. It's not real

> at all, really. If it ever was real, it certainly hasn't

> been since advertising took it over.

>

> Stripped of the fripperies, Real Life is about two

> things, and two things only: Hoping you don't

> die today, or hoping you do. The trick is to

> make sure you don't think about either of those.

> It takes practice, and I certainly don't claim to be

> all that good at it, but insofar as you can manage

> it, it's child's play to skate on everything else.

 

That was rather Camutian of you.

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

"It's a Boo--!"

 

< _The Hunting of the Snark_

Guest Avoid normal situations.
Posted

In alt.flame Bill Cleere <bcleereNO@spamgmail.com> wrote:

> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> news:hqSdnTsMDsatE_bYnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@giganews.com...

 

[..]

> In this, as so much else, we can take a lesson from John

> Winston.

 

No.

> He has 600 million miles of posts on the

> odometer and yet his engine still purrs like a kitten.

 

Life is so much easier when you don't bother with quality or even coherence.

 

Exactly why did he start posting to alt.flame anyway?

> As for so-called Real Life, piss on it. It's not real

> at all, really. If it ever was real, it certainly hasn't

> been since advertising took it over.

> Stripped of the fripperies, Real Life is about two

> things, and two things only: Hoping you don't

> die today, or hoping you do. The trick is to

> make sure you don't think about either of those.

 

That explains a great deal about why you chose your favorite hobby, Mr.

Altered Statesman.

 

Personally, I hope everyone else dies today instead.

 

--

alt.flame Suppressive Persons

"Never let entheta pass unhandled. Prevention is better than cure.

Handle fast, handle with live communication, handle with documentation,

use PR technology including tone scale evaluation. Liaise with your

senior and the other divisions/bureaux. Maintain ethics presence and

see the matter through to a completion including the discrediting of

the attacker." --L. Ron Hubbard, "Handling Hostile Contacts / Dead Agenting"

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

Avoid normal situations. wrote:

> In alt.flame Bill Cleere <bcleereNO@spamgmail.com> wrote:

> > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> > news:hqSdnTsMDsatE_bYnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@giganews.com...

>

> [..]

>

> > In this, as so much else, we can take a lesson from John

> > Winston.

>

> No.

 

Fine. No one's forcing anyone to change. If you want to keep on

posting the same tired cranky bullshit, that's your business.

> > He has 600 million miles of posts on the

> > odometer and yet his engine still purrs like a kitten.

>

> Life is so much easier when you don't bother with quality or even coherence.

>

> Exactly why did he start posting to alt.flame anyway?

 

To piss off stuffed shirts like you.

> > As for so-called Real Life, piss on it. It's not real

> > at all, really. If it ever was real, it certainly hasn't

> > been since advertising took it over.

>

> > Stripped of the fripperies, Real Life is about two

> > things, and two things only: Hoping you don't

> > die today, or hoping you do. The trick is to

> > make sure you don't think about either of those.

>

> That explains a great deal about why you chose your favorite hobby, Mr.

> Altered Statesman.

 

Thanks for that ultrafine example of quality and coherence in posting.

> Personally, I hope everyone else dies today instead.

 

I don't much care one way or the other.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

Posted

In article <1hslm2t5ibtbo3sf2872to4illpb5m88dg@4ax.com>,

dave hillstrom <dave@meow.org> wrote:

>On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:17:01 -0600, legion@flame.on () wrote:

>

>>In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,

>>Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>>

>>>and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>>>shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>>>longer than just about any of yez,

>>

>>Who are you again, newbie?

>>

>>-Legion

>

>werent you sent back to hell by jesus?

 

That was a mistranslation from the Aramaic.

 

-Legion

Posted

In article <1164647170.310048.63370@45g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,

Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>legion@flame.on wrote:

>> In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,

>> Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>>

>> >and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>> >shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>> >longer than just about any of yez,

>>

>> Who are you again, newbie?

>>

>> -Legion

>

>Thanks for getting that obligatory moronic response

>out of the way in near-record time.

 

Seriously, newbie, who are you? Bold claims require bold evidence.

 

-Legion

Guest Bill Cleere
Posted

legion@flame.on wrote:

> In article <1164647170.310048.63370@45g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,

> Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

> >legion@flame.on wrote:

> >> In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,

> >> Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

> >>

> >> >and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

> >> >shit to pass, on account of because I been around

> >> >longer than just about any of yez,

> >>

> >> Who are you again, newbie?

> >>

> >> -Legion

> >

> >Thanks for getting that obligatory moronic response

> >out of the way in near-record time.

>

> Seriously, newbie, who are you? Bold claims require bold evidence.

 

Seriously, one thing that never changes on a.f is the unwillingness

of the inmates to do their own research.

 

....or to put it in a different way, buncha lazy fucks.

 

Come to think of it, nothing ever changes on a.f, except it's

getting smaller.

 

-- Bill Cleere

 

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of

wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

Posted

In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>, Bill

Cleere took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh

Wow"...

> Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

> anything you read lately on Usenet.

 

Sounds more like something Doc Johnson makes.

>

> Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

> proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

> and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

> and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

> shit to pass, on account of because I been around

> longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

> when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

> of it will be maybe next Thursday.

 

Loser. Haha.

>

> Which means merely that you'll miss the good

> shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

> all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

> When I put it down, it stays down.

>

> "Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>

> And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

 

Will you buy me a puppy?

 

--

trippy

mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30

sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

 

NP: "Aces High" -- Iron Maiden

 

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,

but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,

and a smile."

 

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"

Posted

In article <1164841820.557534.25720@14g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,

Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>legion@flame.on wrote:

>> In article <1164647170.310048.63370@45g2000cws.googlegroups.com>,

>> Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>> >legion@flame.on wrote:

>> >> In article <1164601528.531257.190050@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,

>> >> Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote:

>> >>

>> >> >and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

>> >> >shit to pass, on account of because I been around

>> >> >longer than just about any of yez,

>> >>

>> >> Who are you again, newbie?

>> >>

>> >> -Legion

>> >

>> >Thanks for getting that obligatory moronic response

>> >out of the way in near-record time.

>>

>> Seriously, newbie, who are you? Bold claims require bold evidence.

>

>Seriously, one thing that never changes on a.f is the unwillingness

>of the inmates to do their own research.

 

Burden of proof, newbie.

>...or to put it in a different way, buncha lazy fucks.

>

>Come to think of it, nothing ever changes on a.f, except it's

>getting smaller.

 

Helped along by the Ambien-like effects of content-free posts by the likes

of you and John Winston, undoubtedly.

 

-Legion

Guest Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
Posted

"Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote in news:1164601528.531257.190050

@l12g2000cwl.googlegroups.com:

> Well, if you have, you probably didn't get get it from

> anything you read lately on Usenet.

>

> Which is why I have the honor -- nay, the duty -- to

> proclaim that 2007 will be the year of the Great Revival

> and unHoly Rapture right here on these here newsgroups,

> and I will be the Prophet Bezalel who brings the

> shit to pass, on account of because I been around

> longer than just about any of yez, and I'll be around

> when the the last of yez is gone, which by the looks

> of it will be maybe next Thursday.

>

> Which means merely that you'll miss the good

> shit and the accompanying information and opinion,

> all guaranteed Prime Grade Double-A, insofar as,

> When I put it down, it stays down.

>

> "Bill Cleere Saves Usenet -- Coming in 2007"

>

> And maybe I'll save Christmas, too.

 

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