eddo Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Phentermine Phentermine bo-bentermine, banana fanna fo fentermine. Me mi mo mentermine. Phentermine! Quote I'm trusted by more women.
phreakwars Posted April 3, 2007 Author Posted April 3, 2007 http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/75979f66325d3e6243355ff4bbd785c3.jpg Ohh silly silly SNAFU, it gives me GREAT pleasure to toss your ass for the very first time into the idiot box. The spiders can't read the word Phentermine in a picture. But, since you are a long time respected GF member and we show blatant favoritism here, I'll cut the sentence in half... enjoy. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
snafu Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Ohh silly silly SNAFU, it gives me GREAT pleasure to toss your ass for the very first time into the idiot box. The spiders can't read the word Phentermine in a picture. But, since you are a long time respected GF member and we show blatant favoritism here, I'll cut the sentence in half... enjoy. . . Haha that's so funny! Of all the times I deserved it but never got it. Just like my life. I debated about putting Phentermine under the sign but figured I didn't need to. I guess I lost that debate. But this time I must contest. I don't believe in the one rule it says anything that I must cater to spiders. And I being a backwoods computer geek didn't know they couldn't see them. Well.. I can... I will make this post a sticky, keep it in the polling booth, and I will make 1 and ONLY 1 rule. Every time you respond to this post, you MUST use the word Phentermine in it. This rule will apply to EVERYBODY, INCLUDING PREMIUM MEMBERS <----- ................ . Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Phentermine Yes! - Phentermine ground into my face, to be on the bed with the woman above me and I have my hands on her Phentermine and I am pulling her in closer and my Phentermine is thrusting up - my Phentermine is huge, bigger than my mouth, and it is burned by the brush of her lower pubis and finally she stops trying to lift off of me and pushes down hard, shoves herself into me and I can taste her through my Phentermine, and she grinds and grinds as if to drive me through the bed through the floor down to the basement. She has forgotten that I am anything but a Phentermine machine, a way for her to get what she needs, and she goes away - but she goes away where I can see her, and I smell her, and there she is. My Phentermine is absolutely swollen and as hard as stone, ready to launch but she has forgotten it, and me. I gently stroke the side of her Phentermine. The tension is there, rising and falling, the muscles, and there's no language for all of it, and I know that it can't last, this moment of serving without fear. I reach around to grab the sides of her Phentermine, soft and full, the bottom of it bumping my Phentermine. The roughness of the pubic hair, the gentle slide of the Phentermine riding from my nose to my chin, and there she goes. There she goes. She is shaking, she is riding and pushing, and now she is gasping and now she is going to cum. I arch my whole body, Phentermine shaking in the cold air, and push my Phentermine against her weight, and I am getting my fill. She is going to cum. I begin to murmur in my low voice and let the sound shiver through her, let it vibrate and she makes a begging voice and I grip her Phentermine with both hands and pull her onto me; she shaking and twisting. I push out my Phentermine as far as it can go and move it hard, my face riding up and down inside of her, my Phentermine pressing between the cheeks of her Phentermine, and start to murmur harder, to almost cry out into her, then finally I feel it around me, the whole of her Phentermine contracting and pulling towards me, and she gives a giant Earth shattering scream and grabs my hair and she moves her whole Phentermine in motions and motions on my rock hard Phentermine. She comes back to me then, halfway through the orgasm, still above me and drifting back to earth. And when she is done, when she is back down, she pulls away. She lifts her Phentermine from the side of my face and shifts by me, touches my Phentermine in silence, puts her head against my soft Phentermine and kisses it gently, leaves her lips on me absently. I say farewell to what was there and she falls asleep at my side, her Phentermine on me. When she is quiet and turned away on her side, I slowly move towards her anus, gripping my Phentermine furiously. I chuckle out loud to myself as I slip my Phentermine into her Phentermine and begin to cum silently into her. Whhn I am finished, I pull out my Phentermine from her Phentermine and lay beside her. My breathing never changing. I turn back to her, and she turns back to me and we fall asleep that way, her Phentermine stretched out from the massive size of my Phentermine. Life is good and so is Phentermine. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Lethalfind Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Man, I need a cold shower after that long story of phentermine... Is your phentermine really that big?? Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Man, I need a cold shower after that long story of phentermine... Is your phentermine really that big?? 4 out of every 3 women would agree that my Phentermine is. Alas, it is probably why I am single. Everybody wants to take Johnny out but when they see him, nobody wants to play ball, let alone rough. Boo Hoo. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Lethalfind Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 4 out of every 3 women would agree that my Phentermine is. Alas, it is probably why I am single. Everybody wants to take Johnny out but when they see him, nobody wants to play ball, let alone rough. Boo Hoo. Your lyin... Just how big is your phentermine, I want actual measurements...if its so big, its driving away women...I think a picture, a large picture might be in order. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
phreakwars Posted April 3, 2007 Author Posted April 3, 2007 It's so big, that CES is using phentermine to help reduce the overall girth. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 My phentermine brings the boys to the yard. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Phreak missed the vain with his Quaalude/Phentermine speed ball and absessed. So he took it out on me. That's alright I forgive you. Try a neck vain next time. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Lethalfind Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 CES shouldn't mess with perfection by trying to reduce the size of his phentermine...god reached down and graced him, he should be happy his phentermine is so big that women run screaming into the night for fear of being torn asunder... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
snafu Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Phentermine.... dose a body good. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 Their taking me away haha hehe... to the funny farm where everything is beautiful and they give you Pentermine all day. Yes their taking me away haha hehe Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted April 23, 2007 Posted April 23, 2007 This sucks... All I am to the women of the world is a great big giant veiny rod of Phentermine with huge bull balls. Reduced to a sex plaything....oh the agony of it all.... Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Women love a mouthful of my Phentermine. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Anonymous Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Women love a mouthful of my Phentermine. Us twinkies would like a little of your man Phentermine too sweet cheeks. . . . . Oh yum Quote
snafu Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 Picture yourself on a boat on a river With tangerine tress and Marmalade skies Somebody calls you You answer quite slowly A girl with Phentermine eyes Selafane flowers of yellow and green Towering over your head Look for the girl with the Phentermine in her eyes And she’s gone…. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted April 29, 2007 Posted April 29, 2007 Ohhh... It ain’t alright if you do Phentermine do da do da It ain’t alright if you do Phentermine All the live long day Cause you gwanna speed all day You gwanna speed all night Gonna bet my money on a bag of Phentermine Somebody do Phentermine today Try not to die Try not to die Try not to die not to die Not to day.. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
manicmonday Posted April 30, 2007 Posted April 30, 2007 Women love a mouthful of my Phentermine. One mouthful has never been enough of your Phentermine. And bring Oreo's the next time, I was hungy afterwards. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Jhony5 Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I'm not going to use the word phentermine in this post. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
snafu Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 I'm not going to use the word phentermine in this post. If you don't use that word they will box you . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Phnetermine Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
eddo Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 "The Phentermine is coming! The Phentermine is coming!" -Paul Revere "Nobody cares, ya bloody wanker!" -Those trying to get a good nights rest... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted May 4, 2007 Posted May 4, 2007 My Phentermine has a first name spelled P-H-E-blah blah blah My Phentermine has a second name spelled P-H-E-blah blah blah Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Jhony5 Posted May 4, 2007 Posted May 4, 2007 ----------PHENTERMINE ---------PHENTERMINE --------PHENTERMINE -------PHENTERMINE ------PHENTERMINE -----PHENTERMINE ----PHENTERMINE ---PHENTERMINE --PHENTERMINE -PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE YIPPIE 2,000TH POST. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
snafu Posted May 9, 2007 Posted May 9, 2007 When hunting the elusive Phentermine, you will need good stink bait. I recommend rubbing Twinkies behind you ears. Apple pie smeared on your nuts works well too but you tend to get a sticky smacking sound emanating from your pants. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
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