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And yes, I will continue posting these until morale improves.

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I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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i think this one is more the GF way :D

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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And yes, I will continue posting these until morale improves.

That's hilarious.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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M60's was much funnier. As well, I agree with the sentiment. There is no comeback that defeats a properly placed "Your momma".

It would have been funnier if it had actually said, 'Yo mamma.' The 'Your mom' is just awkward. One of those, 'I know what your going for, but you didn't quite get there.'

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Actually that's my favorite one.

But the stupid one was newer.

...GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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Story of Phantom's life:

 

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You don't know me! You don't know me! With all the bajillions of dollars I get from my seduction of male GF members, I shop at Saks Fifth Avenue, bitch!

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You don't know me! You don't know me! With all the bajillions of dollars I get from my seduction of male GF members, I shop at Saks Fifth Avenue, bitch!

 

now you're just lying. I can tell because you aren't typing wealthily.

I'm trusted by more women.
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I slop on Saks down Fifth Avenue, bitch!

 

Did you just say you Slop on sacks? As in suck nut sacks?

 

Nazz, I would NEVER infringe on your whoring turf. 5th Avenue is your sack sucking territory. I can respect that.

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Nazz, I would NEVER infringe on your whoring turf. 5th Avenue is your sack sucking territory. I can respect that.

 

So I guess, you have Avenues One through Four?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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