Phantom Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 My dog stinks, I know this... but you'll go before he does... just ask my EX! I have been accused of being emotionless... I'm aware of it.. I drink TOO much, and when I do, i get very 'hands-on'... Your girlfriends could be subject to some unwanted advances... And you wanted a personal section, why? As for me, I swear on a stack of Webster's 1828 Dictionaries that the following is wholly accurate: I'm a 4'9" 320 lb black beauty looking for a man to administer nightly rapings on my tight ass. My tits can't even fill an A cup but my bootylicious behind is big enough to make up for that. Just slap my ass and ride the wave in, Sugar. I don't work, don't cook, don't clean, and don't take care of my own 7 children so don't expect me to take care of yours. I love Oprah- have it Tivoed so I can watch it 18 times a day. Invest in La Rocha Bon Bon stocks and you will be a millionaire. I eat 10 cases every hour. I'm looking for one hot honey who is willing to massage my back, scrub the bunions off my feet, cook 10 meals a day for my luscious ass, and clean my government funded trailer. Oh ya, I suck cock. I will even give you the special treatment by removing my dentures prior to going down. Those who make less than 7 figures annually need not apply. Quote Blah.
Ahhlee Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 I'm Ali. I cook a mean spaghetti and I swallow. Call me! 1 Quote
snafu Posted December 29, 2006 Posted December 29, 2006 I'm Ali. I cook a mean spaghetti and I swallow. Call me! Damn phone's still busy! 1 Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 Hey-diddly-ho there! My name is Neal, to reach me dial M for Manly. I'm from the Dirty South, but I don't dress like no Confederate Rebel. I am 6'2" and I'm down with the Devil. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Vortex Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 All that's fine and dandy.. but can you suck a mean cock, lets get real here...that's all men really need ?? . . what was the extention again?!?! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
Vortex Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 Hummm in tranny dress up, maybe this could work.:o gave that up a year go Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
Vortex Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 if more people would realize how right I am, the world would be a much more peaceful place to live. What kind of homo doesn't like ass sex? Isn't that a prerequisite or something? you would think so........but not really....its quite overrated Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
fullauto Posted December 31, 2006 Author Posted December 31, 2006 you would think so........but not really....its quite overrated stick to your guns vort... it's an EXIT ! ! ! theres a better hole for that anyways! <----- Try this one! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope
angie Posted December 31, 2006 Posted December 31, 2006 Hey-diddly-ho there! My name is Neal, to reach me dial M for Manly. I'm from the Dirty South, but I don't dress like no Confederate Rebel. I am 6'2" and I'm down with the Devil. Will you marry me?? Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
RoyalOrleans Posted January 1, 2007 Posted January 1, 2007 Will you marry me?? Are you a good cook? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
angie Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 Are you a good cook? Hell yea-I make the best pulled pork you can get this side of the Mason Dixon line. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 22 year old male interested in scatplay, gerbil feltching, goatse, bukake, pulling live snakes out of my partners ass, suspending partners from the ceiling via labia piercings, being reamed, watersports, water, hardcore and electric bondage. Seeking submissive female partner who is petite slim blonde haired blue eyed, likes to wear her hair in pigtails and dresses in schoolgirl uniforms and little blue sundresses. To apply, log onto GF and send a message to Komrade Vostok Hazard. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 2, 2007 Posted January 2, 2007 Hell yea-I make the best pulled pork you can get this side of the Mason Dixon line. Angie-baby, you can pull my pork any old time. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 Angie-baby, you can pull my pork any old time. That's his nickname for his dick. Porky Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 That's his nickname for his dick. Porky I would be so grossed out if a guy actually nicknamed his shlong "Porky"! Ewwww. Quote
Phantom Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 I'm relieved to know I don't have even the slightest interest in any of you weirdos. Quote Blah.
Mack the Knife Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 22 year old male interested in scatplay, gerbil feltching, goatse, bukake, pulling live snakes out of my partners ass, suspending partners from the ceiling via labia piercings, being reamed, watersports, water, hardcore and electric bondage. Seeking submissive female partner who is petite slim blonde haired blue eyed, likes to wear her hair in pigtails and dresses in schoolgirl uniforms and little blue sundresses. To apply, log onto GF and send a message to Komrade Vostok Hazard.If she has a sister, let me know. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/f0f5ca4439cc64cb06447f054d1c972d.gif Don't like my sig? Click on it to make a new one!
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