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Okay, phreakwars has made an ass of himself pointing out the "faults" of others here, so it's high time his ass was put on the auction block.

 

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So let's look closely at this older pic of the phreakmeister.

 

I see he's standing in a trailer, with a two-dollar Walmart shirt on, partially hiding some cheap-ass prison tattoos on his arms.

 

His nose looks like he's done at least three rounds with "Iron-Mike Tyson", and he is intentionally hiding the ugly prison tattoos on his hands.

 

Despite claiming that his busy "professional" life takes upwards of sixty hours of his "busy" week, you can log on any time, and you'll find him here.

 

He claims this is because he "war-drives" when doing his deliveries, but how come his IP doesn't vary when this supposedly happens?

 

Now we come to his supposed "heritage". Half-beaner? He looks more like that former Slovakian ruler, Slobberdownmycockyoubitch.

 

A green-eyed Russian-looking beaner? Pull this one mate. You'll get jingle bells.

 

His build is approaching that of a young sumo wrestler, and under that unassuming thatch of nondescript hair is a pin-head rivalling any cotton-belt retard.

 

No razor in existence is capable of mowing down the neanderthal stubble that subsitutes for his beard, and as any good anthropologist will tell you, the size of the nostrils is directly attributable to the size of the fingers, so clearly phreak has digits the size of Cuban cigars.

 

Carry on. :cool:

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Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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partially hiding some cheap-ass prison tattoos on his arms.

 

Well in the hell are those tattoo's of anyways?

 

On his forearm, it looks like they are some sort of initials.. Its looks like KFC..

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I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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Tis true... every bit of it.

 

The tattoo on my left lower arm is my initials, on my left upper is a cross that says "En memoria, Domingo mi padre"

 

On the right upper arm is a tattoo of a cobra.

 

I am quite the stud... in fact, I even made up my own GF personals description of myself: http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=1209038&postcount=10

 

I'm waiting for your call ladies.:rolleyes:

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Well I am still not convinced that those are his initials on his arm.

 

Post a pic of it. Prove it it to me and the world, that you don't secretly worship Colonel Sanders .. :D

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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Hey now... my rebutal:

 

I do NOT have a piggy nose, it is stubby, but not piggy (ask Nazz)

 

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The eyebrow is not balding, it is a scar.. also, I have you know the tattoo cost me $25 and a joint.

 

As for the biceps, if you knew anything about me, you would know that I had a spine injury at the gym about 4 years ago. I used to bench 420. But since the injury, and 2 surgerys later, and one surgery still needed, I'd be lucky to be able to bench 40 lbs (might explain the man boobs too. ).Edit: Mrs Phreakwars was reading this post, and she says I don't have man boobs, but I do have a gut...so there !!

 

Also, if you have never seen a hispanic with curly hair, you don't really get out much.

 

But the MOST offending comment, is the one that I need to exfoliate.

 

The DL picture scan has some crud on it, distorting my face.. I guess the only way I can prove that would be to show you in person..

 

NO WAY do I need to exfoliate. My skin is blemish free.

 

The rest of the comments, I won't deny.

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But I would like to add, that I score much higher on hotornot.com then Phantom

 

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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BMNRKYB&key=MRJ

 

 

Oh.. and WHERE IS MY FUCKING POLL BUILDER ??? !!!

 

I love posts all about me, even bad publicity is more publicity.

 

Remember I'm running for City Council.

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Remember I'm running for City Council.

 

Oh shit! He's gonna open the borders for his cousins! :eek:

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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Fuck that, I'm greedy, I'm gonna demand they send the fuckers back... Even a couple of the legal ones... and a couple on my mom's side as well.

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he wants the cocane buisness all to himself ;)

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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Fuck that, I'm greedy, I'm gonna demand they send the fuckers back... Even a couple of the legal ones... and a couple on my mom's side as well.

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LOL... Phreak.... you will always get my vote.... Fair and Balanced!

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"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Fuck that, I'm greedy, I'm gonna demand they send the fuckers back... Even a couple of the legal ones... and a couple on my mom's side as well.

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It is very difficult to get the legal ones sent back. Particularly those who are now citizens. Been trying to send the wife back for 20 years.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Awww what's a matter, afraid to take the old, fat, bald guy on without dressing up first ?? :)

 

Gotta have makeup to contend ??

 

Sad I tell you... sad.

 

Your probably about 10 years younger then me, and your female... you should be able to win without the help of Avon or Cover Girl.

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Ok, let's make it fair. You can submit a pic with a full face of make-up on and all DRESSed up. How's that?:D

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I'D PROBABLY STILL BEAT HER.. AND GET MORE ROSES :p

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Don't forget the Bikini...

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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