ToriAllen Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Here is Builder. He had sunglasses on in the picture, so I had to work around that. [attach=full]1160[/attach] Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 You know... if you gave NAZZ long bright blonde hair, he would look like Jani Lane from Warrant. . . You could have put that picture up earlier...I was thinking long hair... [attach=full]1161[/attach] Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 I think this is my favorite... [attach=full]1162[/attach] His picture is so easy to work with. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Fullauto: [attach=full]1163[/attach] Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 It's only fair that I should do one of myself, too. [attach=full]1164[/attach] Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
manicmonday Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 It's only fair that I should do one of myself, too. [attach=full]1165[/attach] I actually like this of you. Color me weird. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
phreakwars Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 So anyways, back to this little HOT OR NOT contest that PHANTOM started. I think we can all agree that the picture of HER that I submitted is a fair representation of what she looks like as a person without all that cover girl shit on her face. http://hotornot.com/r/?eid=AZBQHRN-HYM And I think we can all agree that the picture of ME that SHE submitted as a representation of what I would look like, can be found HERE: http://hotornot.com/r/?eid=AZBURQO-VDQ Now, I HATE to break this to Ms. Max Factor, but as of this post, I am gaining ground on her with a 7.2 to her 6.9 But don't fret, at least we STILL both have ToriAllen beat. But actually, to be quite honest, I think you are prettier without the make-up. You could have put that picture up earlier...I was thinking long hair... [attach=full]1166[/attach]. SEE, I TOLD YA, FUCKING JANI LANE !!! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Phantom Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 So anyways, back to this little HOT OR NOT contest that PHANTOM started. Um, no. You started it, Dearie: http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=1208763&postcount=1059 I think we can all agree that the picture of HER that I submitted is a fair representation of what she looks like as a person without all that cover girl shit on her face. Uh, NOT. That photo is probably one of the top five worst pictures of me ever taken. I wasn't even trying- no smile, no pose, messy hair, left my baggy sweats on instead of posing in my form fitting jammies, bad posture, flipping off the audience, camera is covering part of my face, awful lighting, etc. If I can average a 7 with that hideous thing, I am forced to believe the HON voters are more than generous (and somewhat dellusional). Now, I HATE to break this to Ms. Max Factor... Max Factor, Cover Girl... what makes you think I wear that cheap K-mart quality crap on this beautiful face! but as of this post, I am gaining ground on her with a 7.2 to her 6.9 You might have won the battle but I won the war! . Phreak Average: 7.2 Phanny Average: 8.2 But don't fret, at least we STILL both have ToriAllen beat. Maybe in this race but she has us beat in her more recent pics. But actually, to be quite honest, I think you are prettier without the make-up. You are dellusional! Quote Blah.
ToriAllen Posted December 18, 2006 Posted December 18, 2006 But don't fret, at least we STILL both have ToriAllen beat. . That is the worst picture of me that exists, and is not an accurate representation of what I look like now. That picture is almost seven years old. Try to make this fair why don't you. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AZEUEQR&key=LKK Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ToriAllen Posted December 25, 2006 Posted December 25, 2006 What do you know, Phreak? My recent no makeup picture gets an 8.4... Guess I beat you after all. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Mack the Knife Posted December 25, 2006 Posted December 25, 2006 http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AZB8HRR&key=AXE Holy shit. Excuse me, I'll be back in a few minutes. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/f0f5ca4439cc64cb06447f054d1c972d.gif Don't like my sig? Click on it to make a new one!
Crazywumbat Posted December 25, 2006 Posted December 25, 2006 That is the worst picture of me that exists, and is not an accurate representation of what I look like now. That picture is almost seven years old. Regardless of how old it is and whether or not that picture is an accurate representation, how the FUCK is that ONLY a 5.1?!?! I mean, damn, if thats your worst picture in existence..you still look a hellova lot better than most women's best pictures. Quote I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
Phantom Posted December 26, 2006 Posted December 26, 2006 The REAL score that I look at on hotornot is the highest score for whatever particular number is highest on the grid... whistles innocently Look at all those 10's! In my own humble opinion, I kind of look like a tranny/drag queen in that pic. :o . Quote Blah.
builder Posted December 27, 2006 Author Posted December 27, 2006 whistles innocently Look at all those 10's! In my own humble opinion, I kind of look like a tranny/drag queen in that pic. :o That's why phreakwars posted it in the tranny section, phanny. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Phantom Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 As long as no one discovers I'm really a 45 year old black man beneath all that make-up and bra stuffing, I'm good to go! Quote Blah.
builder Posted December 27, 2006 Author Posted December 27, 2006 As long as no one discovers I'm really a 45 year old black man beneath all that make-up and bra stuffing, I'm good to go! Anna Perenna tried that track. No dice, Phanny. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Phantom Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 But I'm really Vortie in drag. Honest! Quote Blah.
manicmonday Posted December 27, 2006 Posted December 27, 2006 But I'm really Vortie in drag. Honest! Take this right, but Vortie looks great as a trannie. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
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