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I do that too. I almost am never awaken by the alarm.

 

Oh sleep, why do you ellude me?

 

 

Here let me answer your question...

 

Sleep eludes you because your a wound tight cunt with every neurosis in the book, either taking too much medication, or not enough or posibly the wrong kind altogether.

 

Maybe your gagging for the next man to come along and fuck you and then beat you...who knows, only you can answer that question if you could actually get in touch with yourself long enough...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Here let me answer your question...

 

Sleep eludes you because your a wound tight cunt with every neurosis in the book, either taking too much medication, or not enough or posibly the wrong kind altogether.

 

Maybe your gagging for the next man to come along and fuck you and then beat you...who knows, only you can answer that question if you could actually get in touch with yourself long enough...

 

Wow, you really did smarten up in your time away?

 

Marry me, and become my Melissa Etheridge and Ellen all in one.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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Socialists need less sleep...since they hardly ever fuckin' work.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I've had nights like that too.

 

I can feel your tone, Mac. Are you still upset at me about that?

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Maybe your gagging for the next man to come along and fuck you and then beat you...who knows, only you can answer that question if you could actually get in touch with yourself long enough...
God, that totally gave me a hard on for Melissa for some odd reason... I hope it's true, she sounds hot.

 

Possibly needs a spanking.

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Posted
God, that totally gave me a hard on for Melissa for some odd reason... I hope it's true, she sounds hot.

 

Possibly needs a spanking.

.

.

 

I think she probably prefers a closed fist to an open hand...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Posted
Maybe you should pay closer attention, I'm not the one who gets beaten by the men in my life...

 

 

And I'm not either you dolt. Have you heard of a thing called the past? You know the thing you walk away from? Because I have, I would think you certainly should be able to.

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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Not at all, that night was the most magical time of my life. I just wish I could remember what you were about to do with that broomstick right before I passed out.

 

I'm glad to hear it. It was a magical night for me too (in every sense)

 

But I was worried because you looked a little anxious when I clamped your feet onto the monkey bars and frankly, terrified, when I forgot to cut a little breathing hole into your gaffer tape.

 

As for the broomstick, never you mind about that, dearest. In fact it's better if you forget ....

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Not at all, that night was the most magical time of my life. I just wish I could remember what you were about to do with that broomstick right before I passed out.

 

I'm glad to hear it. It was a special night for me, too.

 

I was just worried because you looked a little anxious when I clamped your feet onto the monkey bars and frankly, terrified, when I forgot to cut a little breathing hole into your gaffer tape.

 

But if you promise to block that silly old broomstick incident completely out of your mind, I'll promise you another great night - this time with nachos, a Bengal tiger, and some razor wire ...

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
I'm glad to hear it. It was a special night for me, too.

 

I was just worried because you looked a little anxious when I clamped your feet onto the monkey bars and frankly, terrified, when I forgot to cut a little breathing hole into your gaffer tape.

 

But if you promise to block that silly old broomstick incident completely out of your mind, I'll promise you another great night - this time with nachos, a Bengal tiger, and some razor wire ...

 

Sounds great, I can't wait. Just don't forget to invite the midgets over again.

Posted
Maybe you should pay closer attention, I'm not the one who gets beaten by the men in my life...
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Seconds out; round seven.

 

You look like a middle-weight wrestler, Letch.

 

My money is on you picking little guys, because you once got a flogging, probably off dear ol' daddy.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
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Seconds out; round seven.

 

You look like a middle-weight wrestler, Letch.

 

My money is on you picking little guys, because you once got a flogging, probably off dear ol' daddy.

 

My Dad was alot of things but physically abusive was not one of them. Controlling and manipulative yes...I think he learned that in school when he was becoming a minister.

 

Actually I am attracted to large men, nice and tall. Diane's Father was 6'3.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Posted
Sounds great, I can't wait. Just don't forget to invite the midgets over again.

 

There you go again - always with the midgets! Am I supposed to pretend I don't notice you quivering whenever Tarquin and Jocasta waddle into the room?

 

Frankly I've had enough, and I need you to choose, Mack.

 

Is it me you love, or Jocasta's exquisite shetland-esque limbs?

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
There you go again - always with the midgets! Am I supposed to pretend I don't notice you quivering whenever Tarquin and Jocasta waddle into the room?

 

Frankly I've had enough, and I need you to choose, Mack.

 

Is it me you love, or Jocasta's exquisite shetland-esque limbs?

 

You're the only one for me, don't even mention such a thing again.

If you like you can invite some of your Maenad friends over this time but they have to stay out of the pantry. I found several unmentionable items they left in the corn flakes from the last time they were here. Not to mention that the dog is still traumatized from what they did to him.

Posted
You're the only one for me, don't even mention such a thing again.

If you like you can invite some of your Maenad friends over this time but they have to stay out of the pantry. I found several unmentionable items they left in the corn flakes from the last time they were here. Not to mention that the dog is still traumatized from what they did to him.

 

Mack, I'll come over, and not only will I empty your fridge and your pantry, but I'll turn your house into a brothel. How much were you expecting for anal sex?

 

Whatever you want, I'll tack on ten percent, and we'll all make a profit. '

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
You're the only one for me, don't even mention such a thing again.

 

But if I don't mock-complain, how else can I get you to say things I want to quote and highlight and show the world?

 

If you like you can invite some of your Maenad friends over this time but they have to stay out of the pantry. I found several unmentionable items they left in the corn flakes from the last time they were here. Not to mention that the dog is still traumatized from what they did to him.

 

Babe, it

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted

 

Besides, is it not enough that each time I eat you out of house and home, I then dutifully regard you with the same kind of ecstatic & orgiastic worship doctrine dictates I reserve for Dionysus alone?

 

There

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

Back to the subject of the thread...sleep.

 

I sleep on a soft side waterbed...looks like a normal bed but is really a waterbed with baffles in it...I need to kick the cats out at night...last night I dreamed I was in a rocking boat trying to cross a turbelent river...it must have been the cats walking on the bed...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Posted
You farquin sellout bitch. I'll be watchin ya. :D

 

Check it out - Builder thinks he's a God :p

 

On the contrary, I am extremely satisfied. Only you can butter my bread.

 

Thank you, Mack. This post is my new holy grail.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.

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