RoyalOrleans Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Something special for your girlfriend this Xmas. 1) Cut a hole in a box. 2) Put your junk in that box. 3) Make her open the box. A Digital Short from Saturday Night Live featuring Andy Samberg and host Justin Timberlake. Dick in a Box Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
phreakwars Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 AHH THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:rolleyes: I watched that SNL episode this last Saturday. Pretty funny stuff, I liked the skit where JT was dressed as a cup of soup. SOUP THERE IT IS.... SOUP THERE IT IS !!! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted December 21, 2006 Author Posted December 21, 2006 AHH THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:rolleyes: I watched that SNL episode this last Saturday. Pretty funny stuff, I liked the skit where JT was dressed as a cup of soup. SOUP THERE IT IS.... SOUP THERE IT IS !!! I never knew the little shit could be so damn funny. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Oh my mistake. I thought this was another thread about Nazz. Continue... 1 Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
phreakwars Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Oh my mistake. I thought this was another thread about Nazz. Continue...OK that made me chuckle.. rep to you.. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
KathyA Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Posted by NazzMYSpazz That’s right laugh it up (actually I thought it was another slam Nazz thread also) Just remember now that I have been labeled the official GF unstable, stalker, midlife crisis, fixated… Etc…. etc.. etc… Fill in the blank….That I have all your home address…. Glad to serve as your whipping post from the Idiot box…Shesss Unstable, stalker, midlife crisis, fixated "FUCK".. You left out the last part.. I figured I'd fill it in for you. Some of those things that you listed, I find redeeming qualities. You don't scare me, Nazz. And I can't imagine you being anyone's whipping post.. With that being said.. You do have my home address, was that you in the bushes tonight? You can be saved, I am sure of it.. On your knee's, is where you'll find salvation.. Of course only if I am standing in front of you... We'll be almost eye level at that point.. lol Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
RoyalOrleans Posted December 23, 2006 Author Posted December 23, 2006 Oooo I guesss some one will have to fix that font color for me.. because I am in the Idiot box and dont have that ability.... Even in exile you serve me. . .. Attention whore. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 [quote=NazzNegg . Back on topic..How did you like the christmas box I sent you? .[/quote] You sent her a Dick in a Box? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 . Back on topic..How did you like the christmas box I sent you? . You sent her a Dick in a Box? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Phantom Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 You sent her a Dick in a Box? Holy shit! It's detachable! Quote Blah.
snafu Posted December 28, 2006 Posted December 28, 2006 No wonder why she's getting all mushy. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
KathyA Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 Everyone is eye level when your laying down.... Ummm talking about that, could you send me my wallet I seem to have forgotten it..again. . Back on topic..How did you like the christmas box I sent you? . I don't have your wallet. Have you checked under the seat? I love my Christmas presents you sent.. Posted by Snafu You sent her a Dick in a Box? No wonder why she's getting all mushy. LMAO! No, no dick in a box.. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Vortex Posted December 30, 2006 Posted December 30, 2006 Something special for your girlfriend this Xmas. 1) Cut a hole in a box. 2) Put your junk in that box. 3) Make her open the box. A Digital Short from Saturday Night Live featuring Andy Samberg and host Justin Timberlake. Dick in a Box and here i thought something i wanted for christmas wasnt all the rage.... oh santa....i knew youd come around! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
RoyalOrleans Posted January 14, 2007 Author Posted January 14, 2007 and here i thought something i wanted for christmas wasnt all the rage.... oh santa....i knew youd come around! Ohh... fucking funny. Queer. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 21, 2007 Author Posted January 21, 2007 In case any of you were wondering. I have the patent for the official Dick in a Box, Box. Any further usage of the term "Dick In a Box" will result in royalty fees, further more, any knock of reproductions will be prosecuted. you may now click on the image below for further information on the official "Dick In a box" . . . I had the K-mart brand rip of the Dick in a Box, called the "Cock in a Case". Now I have a cackling rooster wandering around the yard. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 I believe Parker Brothers came out with a board game called "Penis in a Pen" in the 70's. You didn't copy their idea did you? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
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