Captain Shinoda and the starship Meteora

[podlpfan]

Hi.... this is actually my first post, not to mention my first go at LP fan fiction..... I'll put in the first chapter and if you guys like it I'll do the rest

 

Chapter 1

 

The Spaceship Meteora was soaring through space at light speed. Captain Shinoda was addressing his crew, Dr. Bourdon, Delson, and the half human / half alien, Phoenix. “We are here to find remote planets at the edges of the galaxy who haven’t heard of Linkin Park and listen to other forms of music,” the Captain commanded his crew. “Our mission is to show them the true Heavy Metal.” Suddenly the ship’s computer, HAHN, started beeping. “Small uninhabited planet sighted.” It’s robotic voice said mettalically. It then continued in a different voice: “Don’t listen to HAHN, it doesn’t know what it’s saying. The planet is of a medium-to-large size, and is definitely inhabited.” “I can assume that computer HAHN needs to be rewired,” Said Phoenix, “it appears to have some kind of a split personality.” The ship’s navigator, Delson, went to have a look in his A-Z of planets book. “According to my calculations this is planet Pod 15. It is inhabited by humanoid lifeforms known as Warriors. Apparently they are extremely savage, and swear eternal loyalty to their masters, who are known simply as the Pod. The inhabitants of Pod 015 have never been introduced to the music of Linkin Park, acccording to the book.” “We must convert the pagans!” Said ship doctor Bourdon. “Delson, beam Dr. Bourdon, Phoenix, and I down at once,” commanded Captain Shinoda. Delson obeyed. Soon enough they were standing on the surface of Pod 015. “It looks more like a satellite than a planet in my opinion,” assessed Dr. Bourdon. At that moment, ten hideous alien lifeforms (the ones called warriors) appeared. All had dreadlocks, and had terrible tattoos all over their arms. “We will take you to our masters!” said one of the aliens. “Never!!!!” screamed Phoenix, but Captain Shinoda cut him off. “We will be glad to see your masters,” he said. “You had better be, said one of the warriors, “or you will be very sorry!” They soon stood before The Pod, the four kings of the planet. “What is your business?” Asked King Sonny, the most important one. “We have come to bring the music of Linkin Park to your planet, so that your people may hear real music!” Stated Captain Shinoda. “HOW DARE YOU!!!!” Roared King Wuv, “The populus of planet Pod 015 listen to but one band, us!!!” “Throw them in jail with the other one” suggested King Truby. “Which other one?” Asked Phoenix. “I have a better idea. BRING OUT THE PRISONER!!!!” commanded King Traa. Two warriors went and dragged in a thin human with glasses and blond hair. “Commander Chaz!” Said Dr. Bourdon, “we thought you were dead!!” “They captured me 6 months ago when my spaceship crashed,” said the commander weakly, “they have tried many times to make me confess the secrets of Linkin Park’s sound, but I never told them.” “How about we make a deal,” said King Traa, “we will hand the prisoner over to you, if you do us a small favour…..”. “What favour is that?” Asked Captain Shinoda uneasily. “TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE TRAITOR CURIEL!!” Shouted King Sonny. “He was once a King here but he deserted us to form his own colony on another planet. “And if you have not brought us the head of the traitor Marcos Curiel in 24 hours time, then we shall kill Commander Chaz just the way we killed the infidel Durst ,” said King Truby with an evil laugh. “Now go your way and make sure you do not fail us!!!” “Please hurry!” Said Commander Chaz, “I can’t hold out much longer from their interrogations!”

 

LOL I don't know why everything has to happen to poor chester all the time..... but anyway......

[Rae Rae]

lol omfg how hilarious I love it!

[linkinparkrunaway]

lol it's a great story so far can't wait for more

[Friðbjörn]

lol that's a funny story

[4everLP_Shinoda]

Congrats on your 1st fic podlpfan,it´s so funny as hell,and yeah poor chazy lol,anyway,good story so keep it coming;)

[chester_Crazy]

I like there crew names

[podlpfan]

OK, here's part 2 of 3...... glad you guys liked the first part lol

 

Chapter 2 (Back in the ship)

 

“So what planet are we looking for?” Asked Delson as he flipped through his book. “Curiel seems to have fled to the planet called Acc 12,” said Dr. Bourdon slowly, “we may be able to make it their in under an hour if we travel at light speed.” Meanwhile HAHN, the computer, was arguing with itself. “For the last time REMY, you are destroying my memory circuits!” “Shut up, HAHN, I can play as many games of Halo as I want on Phoenix’s ps2 console.” “Leave my precious playstation alone, you mad computer,” Screamed Phoenix with rage, and started smacking the computer with a bass guitar. “Stop fighting!!” Commanded Captain Shinoda, “we have a crucial job to do. Commander Chaz’s life is in the balance!” The Meteora was soon flying through space at light speed once more. “We are approaching planet Acc 12.” Announced HAHN. “That idiot computer has got it wrong,” said HAHN (now in REMY mode once more), “this is ACC 10 we are flying over. There are two more to go!” “ARGGGGGH!!!!” Screamed Phoenix and once more started on HAHN with his bass guitar. Suddenly the ship stopped dead. “You’ve destroyed HAHN you idiot!!!!!” Shouted Delson in panic, “Our ship has gone dead!” “We only have one choice!” said Captain Shinoda, “we must hope that HAHN was right first time around when it said that this was ACC 12 we were flying over. Delson, beam me and Dr. Bourdon down. Phoenix, you can help Delson fix HAHN.” “Yes sir” said Delson, and Dr. Bourdon and Captain Shinoda were soon standing in a green valley with lots of flowers, and a multi-coloured psychedelic sky. “I don’t think that this is it.” Said Dr Bourdon uncomfortably. “Well, we’ll soon find out!” Said the Captain, and strolled over to a nearby hut and knocked on the door. A 60 year old man with glasses and long hair came out and looked around. “Who is it?” He asked. “I am Captain Shinoda of the Spaceship Meteora!” Stated the Captain, “and this is one of my crewmembers, Dr. Bourdon. We are searching for the whereabouts of one Marcos Curiel.” “First let me introduce myself,” said the old man, “I am John Lennon.” “It can’t be!” gasped Dr. Bourdon. “I thought you died 20 years ago!” “I didn’t die, that was all just a cover-up by the CIA,” Said Lennon, “I was abducted by aliens but with the help of some other hippy prisoners I took control of the ship and landed here. Isn’t it beautiful?” “I guess so,” agreed Captain Shinoda, “but we desperately need to find Curiel so he can be brought to justice.” “There is one simple answer to everything,” said Lennon, “All you need is love!” He then grabbed a guitar and started singing an old Beatles song. “We’re not going to get more information here!” Said Shinoda, and he and Dr. Bourdon left. Suddenly Captain Shinoda’s phone rang. “HAHN is fixed now,” Delson’s voice came through, “unfortunately he now has five more split personalities.” “Don’t worry about that, we need to get to ACC 12 and fast!” said Dr. Bourdon worriedly. “Oh yes, and the planet you are on now turned out to be Yoko 64, where a whole load of cannabis is cultivated, and people get totally stoned” said Delson, “I’m beaming you up now.”

 

 

OK, it gets wierder......

The conclusion will be posted next time

[podlpfan]

Hey well here's the 'thriling' conclusion lol.

 

Chapter 3: (Once more back on the ship)

 

When Dr. Bourdon and Captain Shinoda were back on starship Meteora, HAHN was busily explaining all about his new split personalities. “REMY, I’d like you to meet Michael Jackson, Prince Charles, Dr. Who, Marcos Curiel, and Marylin Manson.”

“What…. Did…. He… Say….?” Gasped Captain Shinoda. “Just ignore HAHN, he’s just got serious probems,” said Phoenix, rolling his eyes. “I agree totally!” said REMY and Prince Charles together. “But why did he say Marcos Curiel?” Asked Captain Shinoda in shock. “Are you talking about me?” Asked HAHN in his Marcos Curiel voice. “I calculate that HAHN can use his split personality to advantage!” Said Delson.

 

Two hours later, the dead body of John Lennon lay on the ship’s hospital bed. “Luckily for us, he died of a marijuana overdose,” said Captain Shinoda, “otherwise I would have had to kill him.” "You can't die of marijuana overdose you idiot" said Dr. Bourdon“OK HAHN, I mean Marcos, feed all your DNA information into Lennon’s body!” “This is not scientific and makes no logical sense!” Complained Delson. “You need to watch more b-grade Sci-Fi movies then, Delson!” said Phoenix. Soon, Lennon’s body was transformed into one exactly resembling Marcos Curiel. “It looks just like the picture we got from King Sonny!” Said Delson in amazement. “Yes, but that one was hard to make out because of all the scars and facial hair that had been drawn on by the POD,” put in Phoenix. Dr. Bourdon came in with the chainsaw. “I hate this job!” He said as he lopped Lennon’s head off. “OK, now off to Pod 015 at once!!!” Shouted Captain Shinoda. “There is no such thing as Pod 015 any more.” Informed HAHN. “Just ignore the smart alec computer,” said REMY, with agreement from Andre Agassi. "I suck your brains out" said HAHN in Marilyn Manson- mode. Soon they were all beamed down on the planet, with Delson once again left behind to look after the ship. “We have brought the head of Marcos Curiel!” Announced Captain Shinoda. “Now let Commander Chaz go!” “Thank you very much,” said King Traa in an evil tone. “This head shall go on my bedside chest of drawers next to all my P.O.D. memorbilia!” “Release the prisoner,” said King Sonny begrudgingly. Commander Chaz staggered out of his cell and fell unconcious on the floor. “What a shame, he seems to be dead!” Sneered King Wuv. “We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter.” Screamed Captain Shinoda and his crew. But at that moment, Commander Chaz got back to his feet. “On the contrary, I feel so alive, for the very first time I think I can fly!” “NOOOOOOOO!” Screamed the four kings, “It is death to us if a rival band member sings one of our songs! ARGGGGGGHHHHH!”. The Pod then disappeared in a puff of smoke. “Come, let us share the true metal with all the warriors here and make them Linkin Park fans!” Said Captain Shinoda. “Well said,” agreed Dr. Bourdon, Phoenix, and Commander Chaz. And they all rocked happily ever after, until a performance of the song Faint caused the planet to explode.

 

THE END

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