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ok this is how to make your parents think your totally nuts...!

 

1. Follow them around everywhere they go.

2. Say "moo" when they call your name.

3. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say "good morning, sushine."

4. Yell in public "No, mom/dad, I will not make out with you!!"

5. Run into walls.

6. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"

7. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard."

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you all the time.

9. Do what they actually tell you.

10. Hold their hand and say "i see dead people".

11. At everything they say yell liar.

12. Try to swim on the floor.

When my time comes, forget what the wrong that I've done

Help me leave behind reasons to be missed

Don't resent me and when you're feeling empty

Keep me in your memory

[[it isn't an official goodbye, but I'll be gone for long time]]]

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LMAO!!!!

I luv this one:

 

6. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"

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I jsut go in my room and make loud noise with my weights o_0 They think I'm killing something-_-.......o_0 0_o

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Eating my wings to keep me sane....

 

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no fair i do some of those things on that list...=(

 

except for the good morning sunshine one i do that at night time before i go 2 sleep

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Here is one.......... Walking Pigeon Toed saying "Piano" like my sister says it "Penano" and making a weird retarted face and stomping. They getting their face saying "My name is Joe I am mentally Disabled".

 

"Have youu seen my baseball" something about mary style

Everyday I shit into the sea

It's strange but it doesn't mean much to me

Everyday I talk to my machines

More sense than talking to human beings

It's pretty in the land of the free

Where things ain't quite what they seem

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my parents just say im weird

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i love the last one! as i was reading the list, the last one cracked me up.

 

"try to swim on the floor" lol

 

my parents probably won't even notice!

 

Jenny

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ok this is how to make your parents think your totally nuts...!

 

1. Follow them around everywhere they go.

2. Say "moo" when they call your name.

3. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say "good morning, sushine."

4. Yell in public "No, mom/dad, I will not make out with you!!"

5. Run into walls.

6. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"

7. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard."

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you all the time.

9. Do what they actually tell you.

10. Hold their hand and say "i see dead people".

11. At everything they say yell liar.

12. Try to swim on the floor.

 

...Replace "make your parents think you're nuts!" with "give your mom an excuse to kill you" and you've got an inkling of my life... :p

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