Woody's journel

[Ravynlee]

*meh*

Don't wanna brag or nothin' but I had trent reznor in highschool *cough* bullshit *cough*

I was known as Trent Reznor's bitch. That was a lifetime ago. *rolls eyes* Now I am a bitch of a different kind... *smirk*

 

Cut him up if you want... as long as I get to tie him up first. like a frog in a biology class! *yay!*

[woodyloveslinkin]

OH YES WE ARE WOMAN !

 

> Billy Corgan

> Billy Howerdel

> Maynard James Keenan's hair

> Josh Freese with fluro pink hair

> Trent Reznor

> Jeordie White aka Twiggy

> Daniel Jones

> James Iha

 

 

ARE ALL MINE !!!

 

no, i am his bitch rav. i might be a bit young..but hey...im lovable..

[twilightcrimson7]

rofl. this is too funny. We're such fangirls.

I dunno, if I ever met him in real life, I'd probably faint. really, if I didn't, I would knock myself unconscious. Yep. And so I shall stick to my daydreams XD

[woodyloveslinkin]

my bro has so i get to have him all to myself ..

[twilightcrimson7]

Pssshya, he doesn't even know you exist XD

[woodyloveslinkin]

thats beside the point twi ..

[twilightcrimson7]

lmao I see your reasoning.... XD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not. but I can sympathize

[woodyloveslinkin]

man, i need a poster of trent stating his sarahs bitch and hang it up in my room ...

[Ravynlee]

I have a long list of potential, um... bitch-personages.

Took me all day and was damned exhaustive but here goes, ready?

 

1) Rob

 

That is all.

 

*laughs*

 

And I'm pretty sure he knows I exist now. CoB (if he ever even got online even at LPU and saw the crap I dribble there) has paved the way for my sordid reputation.

But as for meeting him? If that most unlikely day ever came I know how I'd make an impression.

 

Cry.

Squeal like a 2 year old.

Drop to my knees and crawl.

Piddle myself.

Cry hysterically some more.

Go speechless.

Vomit.

Pass out.

Be carried away in a very undignified manner by security. :thumbsup:

[twilightcrimson7]

I have a long list of potential, um... bitch-personages.

Took me all day and was damned exhaustive but here goes, ready?

 

1) Rob

 

That is all.

 

*laughs*

 

And I'm pretty sure he knows I exist now. CoB (if he ever even got online even at LPU and saw the crap I dribble there) has paved the way for my sordid reputation.

But as for meeting him? If that most unlikely day ever came I know how I'd make an impression.

 

Cry.

Squeal like a 2 year old.

Piddle myself.

Cry hysterically some more.

Go speechless.

Vomit.

Pass out.

Be carried away in a very undignified manner by security. :thumbsup:

rofl. That's pretty much how I envision me meeting anybody like that lmao.

[Ravynlee]

*laughs* at least I'm being realistic about it!

[woodyloveslinkin]

thank god i didnt sleep with anyone last night.

 

ergh. yoli told me that i was so drunk one stage i slept with this fucking shit head....i hope thats not true...

[twilightcrimson7]

*laughs* at least I'm being realistic about it!

That is true. XD

I made this for you Woody darling, but it's a one time thing

In no way does this mean he's yours muahahahhaha

[woodyloveslinkin]

 

Now i have to say this, he looks like hes faking an orgasm or is really constipated.

[twilightcrimson7]

Now i have to say this' date=' he looks like hes faking an orgasm or is really constipated.[/quote']

LMAO I figured that was picturesque for the title of "woody's bitch" HAHA

[Ravynlee]

Aww! *pouts and trips over bottom lip*

Where's mine?!?

I want a Bourdie one!! *sobs*

[twilightcrimson7]

Ahhh Rav, I would be glad to make a 5 second mural for you, but honestly, WHAT ROB PICTURE HAVEN'T YOU SEEN? lmao

[woodyloveslinkin]

too bad Rav i am so damn special .... sorry i just had to say that it was irresisitable to say that...

 

i have more captions if u want them to that pic..

[Ravynlee]

Ahhh Rav' date=' I would be glad to make a 5 second mural for you, but honestly, WHAT ROB PICTURE HAVEN'T YOU SEEN? lmao[/quote']

Everypicture is like a new day! Uh hu. No seriously... I don't care... I only have like 1113 pics of him anyway, I'm sure I haven't seen them ALL, that's like not possible... is it?

 

And *ahem* Sarah, I'm special too dagnammit!

[woodyloveslinkin]

 

And *ahem* Sarah, I'm special too dagnammit!

 

who the hell told u that bullshit? lol.

man robs been feeding u lies again ...

[twilightcrimson7]

somehow gets ahold of his baby pictures* how's this??? XD

*works on it *

[woodyloveslinkin]

imagines mr burns naked in a birthday cake from ravs journal lol

 

DAMN THIS AUSTRALIA ZOO AD.. i hate steve irwins annoying little daughter in this ad,

[Ravynlee]

who the hell told u that bullshit? lol.

man robs been feeding u lies again ...

I would say he can feed me anything... but seeing as how that could be taken waaaay out of context I should just shutup and smirk evilly instead. :thumbsup:

[woodyloveslinkin]

Ravyns mind:

burns naked < 3

 

Sarah's mind:

maynard naked <3

 

Twis mind:

(blank)

[Ravynlee]

*starts clawing at eyeballs*

No - no! Get it out! Can't... get it out!!