LinkinPark4Ever Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 Hey! I'm new, so I'm sorry if this has been done before, but on another site they had Linkin Park quotes and I thought it would be cool if people could post some on here. Nice, funny...doesn't matter! Thanks! Quote
pushingmeaway14 Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 i have 2 laugh at my jokes cause no one else does- Brad jess Quote
i_love_mike_shinoda2 Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 Um.. I know a few sites but Im at my grams house so whenever I go back to mine Ill post them! Quote [broken External Image]:http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/5079/ilms2sig1bd.jpg Thanks Heart_LP for the siggy/ava!!
LinkinPark4Ever Posted January 29, 2005 Author Posted January 29, 2005 Thanks for posting! If anyone has any more, that would be cool! I'll try to find some! Quote
LinkinPark4Ever Posted January 29, 2005 Author Posted January 29, 2005 Chester: "Yeah, We really like each other" Mike: "Well he likes me, but I can't stand him" Chester: "*In teary voice* Well, I guess not then!" This is from Linkin Park Association( i think i should credit them, so you know where i found it!) Quote
LPpinkfreak821 Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 i have a buddy profile that has a whole page of quotes from them attaced to it.. the xtra page is called "Quotes from Linkin Park" and the link to the page is http://www.buddyprofile.com/viewprofile.php?username=leoluvr&u=%n* you might have to copy and paste it.... there is alot of them.. so i hope you like to read Quote When my time comes, forget what the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind reasons to be missed Don't resent me and when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory [[it isn't an official goodbye, but I'll be gone for long time]]]
LinkinPark4Ever Posted January 30, 2005 Author Posted January 30, 2005 Thanks for that! I love reading quotes! I just found another thread about quotes, so I'm sorry about starting a new one, but if anyone still wants to post here, that'll be cool! Quote
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 Here´s the quotes I´ve got: Chester: we're so boy bandish, aren't we? I think its because of my strikingly good looks. Mike: I think its because of your stikingly bad looks. Chester: I totally disagree. I think I'm the most important person ever. Mike: I think Chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot! Chester: yeah sometimes at night your full of me too. I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy!!~Mike "What do you do for fun?" "We make fun of Mike's head" ~Chaz Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play? Chaz: "The Song Remains the Same" by Led Zepplin. Mike: our songs Chester Chaz: Ohh...Sympathy by Beethoven. Mike: Answer one question seriously at some point. Chaz: Me? Mike: Its not just you, we're all doing it. Chaz: OK I'll be completely serious. Mike: No, don't be completely serious. Chaz: For some reason we like each other. Mike: He likes me a lot, and I can't stand him. Chaz: Oh, I guess not then. Do you have any wild stories or embarressing moments to share, while living on the road? Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida. Chaz: That was pure evil. Chaz: Let me sing this part. Mike: No, its my turn HAHAHA. Mike: A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing foreigner songs. I certainly didn't He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan! Chaz: I'm actually a lab experiment. I was raised in a petri dish at the UCLA biomedical center. Mike: And we just grew to like him, so we kept him around. Chaz: And I just grew. Mike: I think we wre subliminally influenced for the bridge on "One Step Closer" by my neighbors;- "Shut Up! I'm trying to sleep!" "We were on our way to where? Witchita but we ended up in ditchita. ~Mike Joe: Mike walked over there, put a CD in, looked at the TV, sat on the table, and broke it in half! Mike: OMG I'm so bummed. Joe: Stupid rockstar! Mike: How funny is this? I put my fat ass on this table and broke it! Mike: Mike is so hot...Oops, I mean Joe. Brad: Did you know that I hear voices? Mike: He does and someyimes they speak to us too. Mike: We are making our way to actually becoming a boy band. Our first video is gonna have all of us in a shower wearing white linen suits, cring and pointing at the camera. We definitely want to start wearing matching outfits, choreographing, and lip-synching our live shows. Mike: Chester and I met at a male strip club. Chaz: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers. Mike: And it just didn't work out...because my butt wasn't big enough. Chaz: Yeah, and I've got what they call the crispy creme which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut. Mike: its from eating too many donuts. Mike: I chipped a tooth on a mic once. I hurt my back in the pit. Chester got spit on. We got human faeces thrown on us. We got a sign one time when we were playing with Union Underground a couple of Months ago that said, "Go back to the suburbs." Chester held it up and said, "We love fan mail." In the beginning they were talking some trash but by the end they were signing up for our street team. Chester kissed both of them on the face. The kids standing around were rolling on the floor laughing. I'm trying to think because I know there have been way more casualties. We've been hit by broken things. Brads guitar has hit me in the head before. I actually threw up in my mouth in Des Moines. Brad: I met chester at the Brixton show in the U.K. Mike: Chester signed my boob. Joe: Me too. Brad: I gave him a bracelet. PRP: If forced by a gun point by a pack of militant mutant giraffes, would you done a tutu and sing "Sea Shanty's" live on TV? Mike: Sure. What color tutu? Would you sing with me? You guys really don't know what your next singles gonna be? Chester: We have no idea. Mike: Good job, Chester. Good boy. MTV: Let's talk about your success. You've sold over a million records... MIke: We've sold over a million records? Chaz: We did? MTV: Have you? MIke: Whoa!! Chester: And at the venue after soundcheck, we did four pkoto shoots, one after another. Mike: It was like a photo shoot buffet!! Chaz: When we're not on tour I like to stalk the guys. Mike: Yeah, he follows us around like a lost puppy dog. Chaz: woof, woof!! Joe: our fans are intelligent. They know their shit. Mike: yeah, most of them know more about us then we do!! Mike: Thank you, Brad. Brad is so kind. He's here for my moral support. Without Brad I think I'd be pretty bummed out on tour, because hes the only one who gives me any moral support. Everyone else makes fun of me - especially Mr. Hahn!! Chaz: We kind of just like ninjas and dark tunnels and fire. Mike: And guys with big hair that look like werewolves. Chaz: Grr! Arr! Mike: Rob Rob: Hi, hows it going? Mike: Any thought, concerns? Rob: No, just chilling with Big Ben. Mike: We are renaming the band to Blinkin'Sync- 182. Joe - Yeah im a Whore Joe- This is Joe. Always uses lotion when your drinking water in the midst of LAPD confidential, hot potato, popsicle. Joe- It's as funny as a corny sloth climbing through a manhole Joe in High school: I wasn't a geek, but I was into art. I was one of the guys who the other kids were like, 'Oh, you draw. Could you draw a picture of me?' They'd ask me dumb questions like 'Where did you learn to draw? Joe- Don't mind him. He's just really conceited! Joe- Yes I do think Britney's boobies are fake! Joe- Our fans are intelligent. They know their shit. Joe- Yeah sure and on our next tour we're gonna get dancers for our show uh huh whatever haha! Joe- heh, I am eeeeevil! Joe- I'm warm, huggable, and loveable! Joe- My butt hurts. I've been sitting in this dammn chair signing stuff for a half an hour and they won't let me get up and walk around. Big old bodyguards say oooga boooga. Joe- The hobbit rules. Joe- Brad is the best turntablist ever Joe- We are not nu-metal, but we are... I don't even know what nu-metal is...? Joe- Request 'cure for the itch' at your local stations Joe- I am manufactured by microsoft Joe- Mike is dumb-head Joe- Remy is a lie. some idiot made that up Joe- Mike mounts brad's earphones Joe- They aren't teenie boppers! They're Linkie Boppers! Joe- I lost my house can I have yours? Joe- In a year from now, we probably wont be around, so we'll see you on behind the music Joe- Mike is so cute. I wanna have his kids. Joe- One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how had you fry Joe's group qoutes Joe: Hey, Mike, can I tell you something??? I swear, it's not gonna be... Mike: Shut up, Joe. Mike: (calls out from the other side of the room) Hey, Joe!!! Joe: What?! Mike: Go away!!! Joe: Hey, wanna come with me over to McDonald's for a quick snack??? Mike: What?! We just ate at Pizza Hut! Joe: (silent) And your point is.... Mike: Argh, never mind, forget you... Joe: I like, uh, kinda borrowed a few bucks from you, uh, Rob. Rob: A few bucks? That's okay... how much did you take? Joe: (whew) oh, just about $250 dollars or so... Rob: WHAT!!! Joe: Hey, you said it was alright.... (hehe) Rob: When you gonna pay me back??!! Joe: Thinks: Hehe, when I FEEL like it.... Joe: Are you saying I'm fat!!! Mike: Yes. I mean no!!! I mean, hmmm.... Chester: Have you ever played the Penis Game? Cane: WHAT?! Chester: The Penis Game! Cane: What the hell is that?! Chester: Wanna play it with me? Cane: Uh, no thanks! Mike: Oh come on, you know you do! Cane: Would someone mind telling me what the hell the Penis Game is? Chester: Its where I slap you with my penis! Joe: No its not! Someone says Penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the louded person wins! Cane: Oh, okay. Joe: Penis! Brad: Phoenix has no penis! Phoenix: Now that you mention it, my name kinda ryhmes with Penis! Joe: No it doesn't! Brad: Jones soda rules! Mike: I like the green apple. Joe: Hehe green froggie apple! Chester: Crushed mellon is good! Rob: Hehehe you said mellon! Mike: Mellon...Mellons...Bozoooooms! Chester: Joe and the guys keep on threatining me that on my next birthday they're gonna kidnap me and let orgy give me a makeover! Mike: Awwe stop whining! Joe: Yeah you know you want to get all dressed up and be glamarific! Joe: Knowledge is more important to the mind....quite the contrary... so therefore, we tend to think a lot. Mike: What??? Brad: Showoff... Joe: You must understand the concept of making an animated video. Or better yet, a music video...**looks at Phoenix** Phoenix: Huh? Oh, uh, yeah! **pretends to take notes** Joe: Hey, they said my name!!! Chester: No they didn't. Joe: Huh? They just did! Mike: Ugh, Joe, just give it up!!! Mike: Hey Joe. What have you got there? Wait hold it up. Joe: I have wet toilet paper. Right now we're in London. We're opening up the window and throwing this at pedestrians. Mike move the camera in. Mike: Throw it far. *laughs* Guy who gets hit: Piss off. Mike: *laughs* Where did it land Joe? It landed on his lap? Joe: It landed on his penis. Mike: On his penis. Mike: Hey, Joe, I like your hair (snickers) Joe: I know you do. Brad: Okay, if we asked the fans right now, who do you think will say is the best LP member??? Mike: I don't know, it doesn't really matter... they won't answer that question... Joe: Yeah, besides, they would all agree on ME! Chester: Huh? Choose YOU over ME?? You gotta be kidding me... Quote
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 Here´s more,sorry it didn´t allow me to post all my quotes,so here they are: Joe: Man, we have the worst scandals. Brad: No, you have the worst scandals... Joe- I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time! Mike-Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice! Joe- Well that's different. I'm not like Chester. Chester-Yeah I'm the assmaster!!!! Joe- What do you mean Joe? I'm not Joe, Joe isn't here right now. I'm Remy! RS- Okaaaay... Joe- REMY! Joe-We don't care about the MTV awards. I mean, we're glad that we got invited to it this year and we got to perform. But we really didn't care about winning. Chester-Yeah there's always next year. Joe-We'll just have the giant whale eat all of the other competitors! Mike-Oh shit, look out, its Keiko! Chester-Joe and the guys keep on threatining me that on my next birthday they're gonna kidnap me and let orgy give me a makeover! Mike-Awwe stop whining! Joe-Yeah you know you want to get all dressed up and be glamarific! Joe-What the hell is it with you and Jiggly Puff's? Chester-What the hell is it with you and frogs? Joe-Don't disrespect the almighty froggie! Chester-Oooooh I'm scared! Should I run? Joe-Yes very, very fast. Mike-We're not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our internet fans. We visit as many fansites as possible. Joe-Yes and I like to send threatending emails to people. Phoenix-No you don't. Joe-Yes I do! Shh, its supposed to be a secret! Joe-When we're on tour, we like to pick on each other just for fun. Mike-Yeah we make fun of Chester's big ass. Chester-I don't have a big ass! Phoenix-No, you have a ghetto booty Joe-Haha ghetto booty! I like that one haha! Joe-I lost my house, can I have your's? Mike-(in a southern drawl) Ya'll come back now ya hear! Chester-Yeah so we can have some eatins and fixins! Joe-Pork n beans! Phoenix-Chester likes to grab his package like Michael Jackson. Mike-I didn't know Chester had a package? Joe-Yeah its somewhere down there. Joe-Ozzy scared me when I met him at first. Joe-I want to get a pet frog and name it kermit! Or barky larky! Chester-Barky larky? Joe-Yeah got a problem with that? Joe-Chester has a bad mouth. Chester-Fuck, fuck, fuck? Mike-Bagawk! Chester-I said fuck, not cluck! Joe-I have a nice ass! Chester-No,you have a bigass. Mike-A big fatass Someone-Awwe, don't make fun of Joe's ass! Joe-Hehehe you said ass! Mike walked over there, put a cd in, looked at the t.v, sat on the table,and broke it in half!~joe OMG im so bummed~mike stupid rock star!~joe How funny is this? I put my fatass on this table and broke it!~mike Joe: This is Joe. Mike likes to break glass tables. Mike: This is Mike. Joe likes to break wind. Mike: This is Mike. I like to break wind. Quote
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 And more... Interviewer: When you've been touring with Deftones, have you received a good response from the audiences? Mike: Aside from the tomatoes? Joe: They say tom-ah-toes here. Joe: I DO NOT start forest fires! Brad: Huh? What are you talking about? Brad: I'm getting a new tattoo. It's going on Chester's left arm. Joe: I'm getting flames on my wrists. Brad: I'm getting Joes on my flames Mike: I'm getting water on my wrists. Brad: I'm getting wrists on my...I give up Joe: Yeah, Chester is a fashion whore. Phoenix: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! Chester: Huh? Lenny? Joe: Lenny Kravitz? Phoenix: No I said Kenny! Southpark, you know! Chester: Mr.Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo! Adam: Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, but what's up with your hair and your pants? Chester: Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass! Dr. Drew: Huh? Chester: I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch! Joe: Judo chop! Chester: Raaaar!!! Rob: Hey, Joe, what are ya listening to? Joe: Uh, nothing... Brad: He's listening to Chester's Madonna CD's. Joe: No I'm not!!! Chester: What?! I never said you could listen to them!! Joe: I'm not!! Chester: I'm gonna kill you, you hacker!!! Joe: Leave me alone!!! (hides his face in his arms) Mike: It's okay, Joe... Chester's not gonna hurt you... Chester: Yeah, I'm not gonna hurt you.... I'm just gonna... Joe: NO!!!! NOT THE FROGGY!!! Rob: Chester.... Chester: Oh, ok.... geez, I was just joking.... Joe: (sniffs)no you weren't.... you were gonna... you were gonna.. Brad: Here, do you want Mr. Froggy??? Phoenix: Yeah, Mr. Froggy won't hurt you... Joe: (takes the stuffed animal) ok, thanks.... Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike: Chester?! Joe: I remember this one! Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Mike: That was so not funny. Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there! Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad! Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener. Brad: Lysol! mike is sponsored by clairol - Joe mike is also sponsored by Joe. –Brad Q: Is there any female influence in particular to any of your songs? Mike: Musically, I'm a big fan of Dido. I also like a ton of female groups from Kitty to Madonna to Sneaker Pimps. Portishead. If you ask Brad, he'll tell you he loves his Britney Spears. Brad: I love Britney Spears. Mike: She's a big influence on his guitar playing, especially. Brad: She drives me crazy. Quote
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 More... Q: Why does Brad wear headphones in concert? Brad: Brad cannot reveal his inspiration. Mike: When Brad's being mysterious he speaks in the third person. Mike: When Mike speaks in the third person he makes himself crazy. Brad: Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich. Q: What was the hardest part about making the album? Mike: Sitting in the same room with Brad for two months. But then we got on tour and it just got worse. Brad: I didn't shower a lot then. Mike: He showers less now. Q: Does Joe Hahn have a split personality? Mike: Absolutely. Joe Hahn keeps inventing new personalities daily. We're not sure how many he has, but at this point he's keeping us on our toes. Brad: I think my favorite Mr. Hahn personality is the practical joking Mr. Hahn that probably doesn't have a name yet, but he's constantly inventing things in conversations with new fans who don't know us very well. He'll make up things about us that are totally untrue. So beware. Chester: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut. Mike: Its from eating too many donuts. Q: Who has the worst habits in the band? Chester: I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for it. Mike: NO! Brad: C'mon Chester! Chester: I'm always touching them in their privates! Brad: Yeah, Chester the molester! Mike: It was scary in the beginning, when we started writing about what we felt, but once we realized we weren't the only ones who felt that way, once we saw the audience was coming along with us on that, it freed us up. We wanted to be a little more descriptive, instead of just going 'fuck' all the time. We wanted to go into detail. Chester: In between the letters of the word fuck -- that's where we go. That's where we dig deep. Mike: I guess our cover's blown -- we're not big, scary assholes, people should just feel comfortable being normal. You don't have to put up a huge front to be in a band. Chester: I do. Every day when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, 'Must become action figure. Must become action figure." Mike: You need to get a little clamp for that bracelet, so you don't have to pick it up every time you want to reach down! (Chester starts hitting him.) I'm not banging on you, bro, I just used to have the same problem! Chester: It's art, dude, OK?! I'm not into image, it's fucking art! Mike: Art? Whatever! Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures. Chester: Mike likes porno. Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics... Quote
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 More... Q: Do you guys feel like you've got some pretty big shoes to fill with all the Limp Bizkits and Korns out there in today's music scene? Brad: Well, I'm not that tall - I actually wear a size 11 [shoe] - and we're actually getting stuff for free now. I just got a pair of Converse, so in terms of filling shoes I don't have any complaints. Mike: Filling shoes? Wouldn't that mean that those bands are gone? I don't think any of those bands have left the scene. We're all playing music together at this point. Brad: That was a very adept answer. Mike: Thank you, Brad. Brad's so kind. He's here for my moral support. Without Brad I think I'd be pretty bummed out on tour, because he's the only one who gives me any moral support. Everyone else makes fun of me - especially Mr. Hahn. Chester: Brad, be a big-ass Gumby for Halloween. Brad: Actually, that would be good idea, but before Mike had red hair he actually once had green hair and he looked like Gumby, so that would be more appropriate for him. Mike: I have red hair now that can work around it. Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike: Chester?! Joe: I remember this one! Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Mike: That was so not funny. Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there! Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad! Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener. Brad: Lysol! Brad: Mike, were you like in a pop group before Linkin Park? Mike: I was in menudo Brad: I heard that you can sing and dance real nice. Is it true you had a fight with Ricky Martin, and that's why they kicked you out? or was it the age thing? Mike: ricky is an ass. he's just bitter 'cause my name was first on the first cd Mike: You know those guards with the hats? The ones that don't move. Can you touch them? Can you, like, stick your thumb up their butts and they wouldn't move? Brad: At that point wouldn't they, like, destroy you? Q: You guys really don't know what your next single's going to be? Chester: We have no idea. Mike: Good job, Chester. Good boy. Shoutweb: Have there been any casualties on tour yet? Mike: I chipped a tooth on a mic once. I hurt my back in the pit. Chester got spit on. We got human fesces thrown on us. We got a sign one time when we were playing with Union Underground a couple of months ago that said, "Go Back To The Suburbs". Chester held it up and said, "We love fan mail." In the beginning they were talking some trash but by the end they were signing up for our street team. Chester kissed both of them on the face. The kids standing around were rolling on the floor laughing. I'm trying to think because I know there have been way more casualties. We've been hit and broken things. Brad's guitar has hit me in the head before. I actually threw up in my mouth in Des Moines. Shoutweb: Ew... gross! Quote
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 The last ones.... Brad: I got my first guitar about 11 years ago. I was probably in the sixth grade, [and that was how I got] inspired to grow long hair, 'cause that was the era in which Guns 'N' Roses, Metallica -- those bands were at their height, but my hair doesn't grow long really. It kind of grows outward so I tried to straighten it with a hair dryer and wound up trying to chemically straighten it, and then it died. So now I'm left with the bare minimum. Mike: Actually, I remember what that looked like, and it wasn't like your typical long-hair look from that time period. He really had a mullet. Brad: I had a mullet. Yeah, and that's inspired me to overcompensate ever since. Chester: Joe and the guys keep on threatining me that on my next birthday they're gonna kidnap me and let orgy give me a makeover! Mike: Awwe stop whining! Joe: Yeah you know you want to get all dressed up and be glamarific! Joe: What the hell is it with you and Jiggly Puff's? Chester: What the hell is it with you and frogs? Joe: Don't disrespect the almighty froggie! Chester: Oooooh I'm scared! Should I run? Joe: Yes very, very fast. Mike: We're not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our internet fans. We visit as many fansites as possible. Joe: Yes and I like to send threatending emails to people. Phoenix: No you don't. Joe: Yes I do! Shh, its supposed to be a secret! Joe: Yes I do think Britney's boobies are fake! Mike: Hehe boobies! Chester: I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are baaad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big. Joe: Our fans are intelligent. They know their shit. Mike: Yeah most of them know more about us than we do! Mike: My walls are about three inches thick and my neighbours must have thought people were dying in my house! The whole neighbourhood could hear it! Chester: And you'd hear someone go, "You fucking SUCK! Shut up!" Mike: I think we were subliminally influenced for the bridge on 'One Step Closer' by my neighbours; "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Chester: At ten o'clock every night, we'd hear (he bangs his fist against the wall) and that was our alarm, so we almost ended up naming the band 'Ten PM Stocker', 'cause we recorded on Stocker Street every night and at 10 PM, we had to stop. Chester: That's a really well thought out answer. Possibly because he's answered that question 500 times in the past week? Phoenix: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! Chester: Huh? Lenny? Joe: Lenny Kravitz? Phoenix: No I said Kenny! Southpark, you know! Chester: Mr.Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo! Chester: Scott Weiland is a God! Mike: Yeah we know, you talk about him 24/7! Chester: You're just jealous! Q: So how do you guys like fame? Mike: We're famous? Chester: Are you sure? Phoenix: Subfamous! Mike: That's craptacular! Chester: Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes! Mike: Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes. Chester: My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff? Mike: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Chester: And sometimes you feel like my nuts. Mike: I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world. Chester: Sounds like fun, can I join you? Q: Speaking of which, the band recently enlisted former bassist Phoenix back into the group after having not played with him since your Xero days, how is the chemistry with him, and who handled the bass duties during the tracking of your latest album? Mike: We wanted someone in the bus to beat up on. Since we hate Phoenix so passionately, he was the only logical choice. Q: While performing live, band guitarist Brad is usually wearing large headphones, is there a distinct reason behind this or is he trying to make a fashion statement? Mike: I don't know. He won't say. It's just a big mystery. Q: The video for your first single "One Step Closer" is quite eclectic and getting heavy rotation as of late, where did the whole kung fu ghost monk theme come from and is it actually you guys in the make-up? Mike: Our DJ, MISTA HAHN, wrote the treatment for the video. It's a scary look into his head, isn't it? Q: Nah, it's completely normal to think of flying kung-fu ghost monks.. I do it all the time. Q: With the way things are going, the possibilities seem endless for you guys, what should we expect from the band in coming months? Mike: You shall see soon, my friend. Q: do you do that pelvic thrust thing to hold it up? Mike: that's the only way to hold it up. you don't understand, like people do that and it's not like a style thing Phoenix: it's a neccesity, really Mike: yah, it's functional. like the pelvic thrust is functional adaptation Phoenix: it's called "going shotgun", that's the technical terminology for that rock and roll move ( mike has a fit of laughter in the background) Mike: WORD. Quote
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 Chester quotes 1. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances? Chester Bennington: I don't remember losing my virginity. I think I was 15, and I was on ether. 2. What's the most memorable sexual experience you've ever had? CB: My left hand. 3. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with? CB: Oh, that's a hard one. I'd probably say Angelina Jolie. 4. What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex? CB: Driving on the freeway with my wife. I'll put that up there with the best sexual experience, too. But it probably was my left hand because I spend more time with my left hand than my wife. 5. Have you ever had sex with a groupie? CB: I don't know if the people who had sex with me at the time really liked my music. I don't think so. 6. Ever have a three- or more-some? CB: Yeah, me, my left hand and my right hand all had a party together. I'm really into masturbating. 7. Ever videotape yourself having sex? CB: No, I can't afford a video camera. Well, I can now but I couldn't when I would have done that. 8. How often do you masturbate? CB: Too often. I'm working on carpal tunnel right now. 9. What's your favorite sexual act? CB: All of them. Anything sexual is my favorite one. 10. What's the most number of orgasms you've ever had in a 24-hour period? CB: I think I lost count after five. I'm a sick bastard. 11. Who's the most famous person you've had sex with? CB: My wife and she's only famous because she's my wife. 12. How often do you watch porn? CB: Every day. I just got a gift of American Cocksucking Championship on DVD from a radio station. Quote
UnhingedMouse0 Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 Whoaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Thats a ton... saving them in a word document now...thanks Quote [ R.I.P. LPF ]
Mike_is_mine Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 Joe- I am manufactured by microsoft Ur not that stupid joe! Mike: (calls out from the other side of the room) Hey, Joe!!! Joe: What?! Mike: Go away!!! poor joe :'( "We were on our way to where? Witchita but we ended up in ditchita. ~Mike Im going to witchita soon Joe: I DO NOT start forest fires! Brad: Huh? What are you talking about? wtf? Joe: our fans are intelligent. They know their shit. Mike: yeah, most of them know more about us then we do!! no they dont... *shifty eyes, smiles innocently* Quote By request of LPGirl, I have taken off my sig so she can steal the phrase on it.. lol :thumbsup:
4everLP_Shinoda Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 Whoaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Thats a ton... saving them in a word document now...thanks haha yup,I´ve got some other quotes but they are in spanish.Your welcome UnhingedMouse0 :thumbsup: Quote
Alexia_Benningon Posted January 30, 2005 Posted January 30, 2005 reporter:Whatdo u prefere N'Sync or Backstreet Boys? Mike:Slow death Quote [broken External Image]:http://www.pixpond.com/x/Copy of ht_silver800.jpg Fly with me under the WIngs I gave you Try to be closer to me and I'll save you
.hP. Posted February 1, 2005 Posted February 1, 2005 you know you're cool when you are wearing your own bands sweatshirt....especially when your twisies with Dave and you're both wearing your own bands sweatshirts - Mike Quote Over and out, .::[hP]::. in this farewell there is no blood, no alibi.
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