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how the fuck come you lumped the Atheists in with us Agnostics????

 

I notice you kept the Christians and Muslims far apart, but atheists and agnostics get thrown together in the offcuts bucket like one night stand at an abortion clinic.

 

Could one of the mods get off their spotty backsides and do something about this or are they all jerking off over a world of warcraft poster?

None of the MODS created the poll, not our fucking problem, not to mention we don't do JACK SHIT for regular members anyway, only for Premium members. Take it up with the chick who started it. I highly doubt she'll give a fuck about your concerns either.

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how the fuck come you lumped the Atheists in with us Agnostics????

 

I notice you kept the Christians and Muslims far apart, but atheists and agnostics get thrown together in the offcuts bucket like one night stand at an abortion clinic.

 

Could one of the mods get off their spotty backsides and do something about this or are they all jerking off over a world of warcraft poster?

 

And while the mods are at it, kan they do something about the pissweak and fraktured deskriptions Krapsimile Ken keeps inkluding in his whiny posts?

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And while the mods are at it, kan they do something about the pissweak and fraktured deskriptions Krapsimile Ken keeps inkluding in his whiny posts?

 

Dear Anna Penis,

 

Thank you for you post detailing your grievance with me. I have considered your post and have come to the conclusion that youre a fuck up of evolution.

 

I am sorry that I can not help you in this instance, but please do consider the feelings of others and commit suicide. You know its the only option.

 

Yours faithfully

 

Konspiracy Ken

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how the fuck come you lumped the Atheists in with us Agnostics????

 

Perhaps you lacked clarity in your self-explanation, dipshit.

 

I notice you kept the Christians and Muslims far apart, but atheists and agnostics get thrown together in the offcuts bucket like one night stand at an abortion clinic.

 

As an abortion survivor, I would have thought you would be more sympathetic, my friend.

 

Could one of the mods get off their spotty backsides and do something about this or are they all jerking off over a world of warcraft poster?

 

It would be a help to everyone you know if you slashed your own throat right about now. ;)

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Well agnostics believe in a god((s)ess) but not acknowledge religion

 

Atheists dont believe in God,

 

So Atheists God=No Agnostics God=Yes

 

See? Completely fucking different

 

Instead of asking stupid questions, why not do some research, like opening a book. Your fucked up comments make me wish your mother had said no that night. I guess her brother was feeling just too horny

 

Why the hell should I slash my own throat? It wont solve the problem of leaving a fucktard like yourself incharge of this place will it?

And if it did solve it, how would I know?

 

I look forward to hearing about you one day in the orbituary columns

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you fucking wish pal although i am a stalker i am certianly not yours hun.

BTW i have my own rabbit now where did i put them batteries:confused:

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how the fuck come you lumped the Atheists in with us Agnostics????

Typical atheist trick to pump up their numbers.

I'm trusted by more women.
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Well agnostics believe in a god((s)ess) but not acknowledge religion

 

Atheists dont believe in God,

 

So Atheists God=No Agnostics God=Yes

 

See? Completely fucking different

 

Instead of asking stupid questions, why not do some research, like opening a book. Your fucked up comments make me wish your mother had said no that night. I guess her brother was feeling just too horny

 

Why the hell should I slash my own throat? It wont solve the problem of leaving a fucktard like yourself incharge of this place will it?

And if it did solve it, how would I know?

 

I look forward to hearing about you one day in the orbituary columns

 

 

Agnostics don't believe in a god you ass clown. They simply aknowledge that theres no way to know whether there is a god one way or another.

 

And I've covered this elsewhere, but because it seems the most relevant here I guess I'll briefly recap for all of you what agnosticism is...actually I'll just quote my earlier post cuz I'm lazy..

 

 

Since some of you seem to be argueing over a word without comprehending what it means at all....

 

You do realize that EVERY rational person on this board is agnostic. Infact, virtually everyone you meet throughout any given day is agnostic.

 

Look at the root word. Gnosis, old greek word for knowledge. Add an A infront of it, and you have A-gnosis, without knowledge. So an agnostic is someone without knowledge of whether or not any god(s) truely exist.

 

Now the most fanatical christian can not know if god exists, nor can the most die hard atheist know he does not. Hence they're both agnostic.

 

Now for matters of belief, if someone asks you whether or not you believe in god and you answer that you're agnostic, then you're not answering the question. You either believe in a god or you don't. Even if you're open minded to the possibility of a god, but don't subscribe to a particular religion, then you are an atheist. Not agnostic. Atheist.

 

The word has one definition. One. And you're using the wrong fucking one. So if you want to make up a new word to describe your religious incoherence go right ahead, but this ones already taken.

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Agnostics don't believe in a god you ass clown. They simply aknowledge that theres no way to know whether there is a god one way or another.

I was going to try to respond to his post as well, but got too lazy to follow through. With some posters you can just tell that nothing you say to them will make a bit of difference.

What he was describing as Agnostic was more like Pagan.

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Dear Anna Penis,

 

Thank you for you post detailing your grievance with me. I have considered your post and have come to the conclusion that youre a fuck up of evolution.

 

I am sorry that I can not help you in this instance, but please do consider the feelings of others and commit suicide. You know its the only option.

 

Yours faithfully

 

Konspiracy Ken

 

Dear Krapsimile Ken,

 

Thank you for finally posting something that doesn't include an entirely unnecessary and woefully unfunny simile in it.

 

Yours appreciatively,

 

A. Penis

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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p.s. I only had 10 options to work with in the beginning, and I lumped atheists and agnostics in together in the hope that this "general doubters/non-believers" option would tally higher than the Christian option.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Typical atheist trick to pump up their numbers.

 

Damn it, they're on to me!

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I just added the only rational answer to the poll.

 

Religion is for losers.

 

Go hawk your fabricated crapola to lesser beings, you fucking dipshits.

 

And next time you're in "church", question the big boys about why they like to stick their dicks in little boys.

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Not all religion is for losers my religion lets me do pretty much whatever i want without fear of retrebution from higher being there is no heaven and hell just life and death.

Plus you get away with smoking due to religious beleifs lmao.

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I just added the only rational answer to the poll.

 

Religion is for losers.

 

Go hawk your fabricated crapola to lesser beings, you fucking dipshits.

 

You're too cool for words! :rolleyes:

 

Holding a spiritual belief does not make one a loser. It requires one to answer to a higher being and to submit their selfish will to their god.

Blah.
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You're too cool for words! :rolleyes:

 

Holding a spiritual belief does not make one a loser. It requires one to answer to a higher being and to submit their selfish will to their god.

 

Yeah, you say tomato, builder says....well probably somthing like "'Ey wot say we make a trip down to tha bottle shop and get us a slab of Four X?"

 

..And do they even have tomotos in Australia?

 

Btw Builder, I apologize in advance for butchering the noble occer accent.

I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
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You're too cool for words! :rolleyes:

 

Holding a spiritual belief does not make one a loser. It requires one to answer to a higher being and to submit their selfish will to their god.

 

"Holding a spiritual belief" or perhaps just specific religions?

 

Many people hold spiritual beliefs without "submitting their selfish will to their god".

 

Basically........ "spiritual belief" is a hugely broad field.

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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..And do they even have tomotos in Australia?

 

That depends. What exactly is a tomoto?

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
I just added the only rational answer to the poll.

 

Religion is for losers.

 

Go hawk your fabricated crapola to lesser beings, you fucking dipshits.

 

And next time you're in "church", question the big boys about why they like to stick their dicks in little boys.

 

Mofo, that pretty much makes you an atheist!

 

You could have bumped our numbers up to 9!

 

We could have won this poll!

 

pow

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted
Mofo, that pretty much makes you an atheist!

 

You could have bumped our numbers up to 9!

 

We could have won this poll!

 

pow

 

Well, that would have been cheating, Anna.

 

You see, I believe in reincarnation, and I believe in ghosts, so I am a spiritual being. I practice self-healing, and atone to myself when I abuse my temple with man-made substances.

 

In short-story form, I believe I am god. And so are you and you and you.

 

But no way in the world am I gonna feel guilt for anything I ever do. Fuck that shit.

 

I'll live my own karma, thank you very much.

 

Stay the fuck outta my private space, and don't ever think you can make me cowtow to some skinny fucker hanging on a stylised cross on the wall of some glorified barn with coloured windows.

 

Jesus was an Arab carpenter, built like a brick shithouse. He could have played loose-head prop for the Wallabies.

 

He was a seer, and probably an Aquarian. His message was that we are all the son of god. The destitute and down-trodden wanted someone to look up to, and he became it. But not one of those fuckers stood up to the tyrants who wanted to martyr him. Not fucking one.

 

Fucking losers had a chance, but chose to remain at the bottom of the pecking order.

 

Nothing has changed since then.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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You're too cool for words! :rolleyes:

 

Holding a spiritual belief does not make one a loser. It requires one to answer to a higher being and to submit their selfish will to their god.

 

I've been questioning my belief system since I could think for myself. Try it sometime. The only issue with blind faith that is in question is; what if I'm not blind?

 

How the fuck can one entity monitor the actions and reactions of a hundred billion blind followers?

 

Jesus never preached the crapola being force-fed to the various cults in existence today. He spoke of servitude to those less fortunate. He spoke of letting go of material possessions, and the cleanliness of living without chattels and money and greed. He spoke of opening your heart and mind to those amongst us who lack the basics of understanding and knowledge.

 

But most of all, he spoke of wanting nothing but purity of mind and spirit. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

 

So what have the charlatans done to his words and life's work? '

 

They've made a harlot of his words. That's what.

 

Dress the priests up in robes of purple velvet, hang effigies of the christ and Mary on the walls of the halls of worship (against the bible's direction). Make everyone feel guilty for living life as a human, to the point of having to confess to some brainwashed future paedophile behind a screen in a closed booth.

 

Religion sux the big one.

 

Now tell me why it does not suck the big one, Phantom.

 

I have plenty more to toss in here, but in the interests of fair debate, I'll toss the ball into your court. ;)

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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