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I like to reply to people lol. Thanks for posting again *Hugs all*

 

I read your long posts' date=' but somehow the only thing I feel like commenting on is that you really like ice cream, don't you?[/quote']

 

Ohh hell yeah! I love ice cream lol. Not always, it's just when I don't have something for a really long time (I haven't had it for about 6 months), I get really bad urges and cravings for it. So it's my ice cream stage at the moment :) Maybe next week it'll be a crisps on toast phrase. Then maybe a blueberry muffin stage :thumbsup:

 

 

Anything below 80% is not good enough too my parents. Pisses me right off because I get alot of 70's' date=' so I kind of know how you feel [/quote']

 

Over 70% is good though heh! But at least I'm not the only one with parents like mine ¬.¬ I bet if we shoved our parents into a school and get them to learn some of the things we do these days, they'll barely scrape an F!

 

 

LMAO! locked in a toilet! too hilarious...it was more the description that was funny! I, too get the carna urdge to piss really bad between class this is making me thirsty O.O what's wrong wth me?) and our bathrooms are similar! RUSTYYYYYYY

lmao..

My mom will &not* let me dye my hair! I WANNA GET black highlights...YOUR hair sounds reallly cool, I would love to see piccies! ^_^

I know what you mean. eat, sleep, work. what's the point? But as soon as you work your ass off, it'll be worth it! I hope! hang in there, and best wishes! g'night!! <3

 

Lol, it was kinda scary actually hehe, but I did see the funny side when I got out =D After I got out lol! Nothings wrong with us lol! Maybe weak bladders and and and.....hmm let's not go into too much details lol!

 

My parents wouldn't let me dye my hair at first *My aunt told my parents that the chemicals in hair dyes will burn my scalp and cause head injuries ¬.¬ A month later, she has blonde streaks. Hypocrite that's for sure o_0* So now I can just say "But May dyed her hair and you listened to her! It's not bad if shs did it", so I can do whatever I like now lol ^.^ Maybe when you're a bit older she'll let you heh. I'll keep my fingers crossed for ya! Black streaks are pretty kool! It'll look hott =P And I'm trying to get my hands on a digicam to take piccies ASAP <3

 

woo hooo lol im gonna get streaks like nxt week or something.....

 

lol calculators are so entertaining.....u can even spell poo and pooey and eat poo lmao

 

Streaks are pretty! You should definatly go for it =P Lol they are! I did the poo ones today heh! We was playing around with them again today, and we can write "bcoz i sed so", "pig", "piggy" as well heh! So much fun!

 

Pink with black? Sounds really hot! post a pic! And the toilet thing .lol I have only been stuck in a room before when I was three.

 

Lol. I don't know if it's hot, but I'll try and get a pic asap. Don't forget your 6 pac pic ;)! Aww! It must've been scary for a 3 year old lol, I don't even remember things from that age lol.

 

~*Pretend Ravynlees reply is here =P *It was long sorry heh!**~

 

You remembered my name lol! Yayness! I'm gonna resolve to calling you Rav because I just remember shorter names like that ^.^ I love reading your posts too <3 You're awesome heh! Your poor cats! Linkin Park, or your cats? Big dilemma eh =P Which I'm sure your cats will be happy to know if they knew ;) I'm online now so hopefully I'll catch you on before I go to bed *Time differences are a pain =( This is why I have to reply all of these at once, because I'm like 6 hours ahead of everyone else here lol.* I can't wait to read one of your fics! Pink and black isn't really adventurous for me heh. I'll do a lot more but I'm not THAT crazy =P Will post piccies soon (I hope, I have incredibly bad luck with cameras).

 

Sniper, you'll probably get over 90s naturally without revising because you're so damn smart *Jealous*! My parents don't ground me when I do bad things... no they do MUCH worse than that =(

 

They won't let me near my computer =( Mean huh lol.

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Time and Date: 15/03/05 (21:55)

Mood: I'm fine thanks ^.^

Chatting To: Stenner & War.

Doing: Vectoring my sisters picture on psp. Or at least should be.

Eating / Drinking: Nothing for once lol.

Listening To: That weird noise that aim makes when somebody sends you a message lol.

Wearing: Clothes. Same as what I was wearing yesterday, couldn't be bothered picking a new outfit this morning ^.^ And I havy wavy hair!

Programmes Open: Firefox, Jasc Paint Shop Pro, Notepad and RealPlayer. In that order lol.

Thinking: It's almost my bedtime ha!

 

I'm kinda sleepy lol. Must...get...this...stupid...picture...DONE! Go do it Jen, it's important - says the voices in my head >.> I will in a bit lol. I'm vectoring *Basically painting on top of my sisters face so that it looks like her, but cartoonish, or something like that lol* It's just looking kinda ugly looking right now *Which I'm sure she won't appreciate when she sees what I've done to her picture =D* and eek. It's weird lol.

 

So what's new? I'm a bit bummed out by the thread in the general section. The downfall of LPF. I don't want it to go down. I like it how it is now and I don't want it to go lol. I'm too addicted I swear! I hope people can understand and help the forums by not spamming / hating whatever! =D Go check out the thread if you haven't already ^.^

 

Today at college was a bit boring for me lol. Handed in my resit forms. Sat in lessons. Listened to teachers droning on, taking down notes that really went through 1 ear and out the other lol. I don't know what I was doing day dreaming in lesson, I can't even remember what I was day dreaming about lmao o_0 Almost fell asleep in business. But apart from that, nothing much really lol. Brought a birthday card for a guy friend. I was going to buy a girly flowery one just to take the piss out of him, but instead I decided to go for humourous ^.^ Giving a guy a pink birthday card on his 17t birthday is just plain wrong lol. On the front it says something like "It's your birthday... here's a magic trick...rub this star..say the magic words...abracadabra..." and then inside the card it says "...And the £50 just dissapeared!". I thought it was funny to give him because he asked me for money jokingly so bleh ^.^ Made me realise I'm almost 17 as well! 3 months haha.

 

Remember how yesterday was my ice cream fetish day thingy? Today was my jam doughnut day *Or Jelly donut as americans would say ;) Look at the shorter spelling! not fair lol!*. Yeah I get weird urges to buy stuff like that. So I ate a couple of those and nothing else for lunch lol. I hope nobody makes one of those copy jokes about the donuts ^.^ They're yummy!

 

I have a fetish for accents by the way =) And eyeliner on guys o_0 Don't ask >.> Hmm what is everybody elses fetishes? I'de love to know ^.^

 

I think I grown maybe half an inch! =O I'm not really sure but I hope so lol. I want to be at least another inch taller than I am (5ft 6) because I feel so short compared to peeps! But my jeans *these ones particularly* are too long so I usually nip them up a bit to stop me stamping all over the bottom ends and making them all ragged and wet lol. Today they were just the right length. I hope I've grown seriously lol. My family use to measure our heights against a doorframe, I'm sure everybody does it lol, you stand against it straight, and put a mark at your height, and do it every 6 months or every year to see how much you've grown. This is a new house which we've been living in for about 4 months now so my parents don't want pen marks all over the frame of the door heh.

 

I somehow managed to type all of that about absolutely nothing =D Anyway I'm tired and for once, I don't really have much to say. Well I did but I forgot now haha ;) So ttyl, goodnight! Time differences sooo suck! Australians are 6 hours ahead, Americans are 6 hours behind, people in Asia are god knows how long ahead! It's crazy lol. That's why I'm hardly on at the same time as somebody else! Well goodnight, sleeptight, do please let the bed bugs bite ;)

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Haha! Yes I do want to know. You must have one =P

 

I wouldn't nessaserily go out with every guy who has an american accent, or wears eyeliner lol. It's just a "thing" I have for them.

 

I really love sweet guys as well. They're so cute, you just wanna hug them lol. Fun, but sweet. And funny. I dunno o_0 I like people with interesting personalities.

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I'd have to say I almost have a fetish for blonde hair. I don't know what it is about blonde hair, but it just fascinates me :p

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Yeah I read the thread. I felt kinda bad...etc., well, you'll see in my post. I've said what I felt about it.

LOL I know what you mean about the teacher's droning. sometimes, you're so disspassionate, that you just totally focus your attention on the stupidest thing, even if it's for a few minutes.

"I wonder what that fly over there is thinking... ohhh he's rubbing his...um...legssss together and....flapping his wings...AHA! look! he ran into the window!"

I think you know what I mean!

LOL You should've seen what me and my friends got our friend, Cookie, for his 15th b-day! I got him a pink notebook, with some cheap plastic rings and some foofy coursages (sp?)

Oh, you got the shorter word, but JELLY is funnier! XD

Oh, don't even get me started on fetishes! I have so effing many that I can't remember them all. You'll see me say something if it reminds me of a fetish I have, so yeah.

Oh and, eyeliner on guys is hot XDDD *laughs hysterically*

OMG *cries* You did the measuring hieghts on the door frame thing!? I've ALWAYS wanted to do that, but sadly, I am a deprived kid...

I think my mom would rather chop off her own arm than write on any of her precious house hehehe

I hate time differences too. I can never talk to the people I want. (Cuz I know alot of Austrailians) and a bunch of other peope from countries far away! ;___;

Your day sounded fun. I always find weekdays more eventful. Weekends might be nice, but you never have anything interesting to say, unless I actually go out and do something.

Wow, I've said alot haven't I? Well, best wishes, and I'll Talk to you soon -^_^-

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...:away and onward:...

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Hey Jen,

wish I had the time tonight (what's left of it) to post my usual long-winded responses to your amusing questions *strokes chin considerately, "fetish, huh? Hmmm"* but I've got an early bus to catch and need to get some sleep. For a change. Hehehe. I couldn't run off and not say goodbye, and to comment on TC7's comments below, agree this time difference sucks majorly bad eggs. (That's just attrocious! So's that! I need to go to bed, so tired! Arrgh!) It seems we keep missing each other to post these damn fics. So when I get back I'll just upload them and post you the link and you can do what you will with them, okay? *dizzy from lack of sleep* It's this place, damnit! I just never want to leave it! Aargh! You ppl SO rock! :D Will miss you all!

Okay, so I won't be clogging up your journal with my epic posts for a bit (and who in god's name will love/obsess/stalk/pine over Rob "Bobbie" Bourdon while I am gone?!?) but rest assured when I get back I'll slip straight back into what I do best. Talking about nothing... for extraordinary amounts of time! Hehehe. Speaking of which I have to go. Take care and hope to see you again (online) soon!

All the best, :D

-Rav

~ If I'm not here, I'm there ^ ~

~ All new general discussion forum ~ Click pic !!! ~

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Time and Date: 18/03/05 (21:45)

Mood: I'm feeling really good at the mo!

Chatting To: Was chatting to a few peeps before, but I logged out. I have to log out because my buddies think I'm ignoring them whilst I'm typing here lol. Get a bit carried away.

Doing: Waiting for Jackies text message, typing this, checking cinema times ^.^

Eating / Drinking: Nothing heh.

Listening To: Linkin Park - Lying from you.

Wearing: Pale green tank top with a bohemium style butterfly design in white and dark green *I like it lol. It got complimented on ^.^*, Denim skirt, Black tights, White jacket, wavy hair and a watch.

Programmes Open: Firefox, My recieved files, Notepad and Realplayer *Usually the same. I don't know why I bother lol*

Thinking: I should stop being afraid to go through all 400 of my mails and reply to them or read them dammit ¬.¬ Too much lol!

 

AHHH! YESSSSSSS! *Jumps up and shakes that ass*

 

That's me letting it all out. Wait, I can do better than that.

 

YESSSSS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AT LAST *somersault in the air*! "OMFGZ!!!!!11111! IT FEELS LIKE A ZILLION YEARZZZZ LOLZ!!!!1111!".

 

Ahh lol. That's what I feel like doing. I'm SO glad it's the easter full term holidays! 2 weeks off college! No more stress on my head! You have no idea how much work I fell back on and had to catch up on lol. Luckily I think I'm doing "okish". I got a shitload of homework from each of my teachers that may require a few hours out of my perfectly planned 2 week break of sleeping... shopping...computer... eating ice cream...sleeping... shopping some more... sleeping some more. Did I mention shopping and sleeping lol? My sleep patterns are stupid. I've only had 6 hours these days which isn't enough for me, so I've been tired, and I don't usually do my homework at home, I do it in the morning at college so I get really stressed over that lol.

 

I usually read the newspaper on the bus in the morning as well. Who knows, it might broaden my common sense and general knowledge heh, and I was reading my starsign yesterday. Instead of the usual bullshit where it twists the meaning 2 different ways so you're left thinking "WTF. WAS THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS HIGH OR SOMETHING", but I totally understood it, ripped it out of the newspaper and took its advice. Here's what it said yesterday:

 

GEMINI: Suppose you have nothing to say. I know it's a tough concept for you but it could happen. Being silent is something you ought to consider today.

 

I don't believe starsigns lol, unless some weird coincidence happens, it's a 1 in 12 chance and there are a million zillion geminis out there reading it. How manipulative is that?! It practically insulted me lol. It isn't THAT tough of a concept that I can't keep my mouth shut for 5 seconds lol. So I tried it and didn't open my mouth much that day. Everyone asked me what was wrong and was I feeling ok >.>

 

Todays prediction is:

 

GEMINI: There are those that get it and those who stare into space wondering what day of the week it is. You are in the former category, now go show just how much you do get it by leading where others are still dithering.

 

Ha, I would put myself into staring into space category, but not according to this little column. I'm in the "former" category, which could mean either of the 2 anyway. I didn't lead anything. Well actually, let's just make the person who wrote that horoscrope up feel better. I did in fact, lead my friend into changing her outfit for today. She was dithering because she didn't know whether it was going to be too cold to wear her new outfit (a gorgeous dark green top and a cute little brown skirt with a nice belt), it's spring and the whether in Manchester is so unpredictable so it's best to be cautious. But I came to her house this morning, she saw what I was wearing (Up above), which is a bit too "summery" in my opinion but earlier this morning, I was practically throwing that stupid "I have NOTHING to wear but my wardrobe is full fit" and just put it on because I was late. She said I looked really nice, asked me if she should change her outfit, I wasn't too bothered so I said "Yeah if you want, hurry up" and umm, she did. In record time may I add. We weren't late for the bus which was a plus, otherwise we might've had to wait another 30mins for the next bus. Speed walking really works wonders, and what would usually be an 8 minute journey *We timed ourselves on a usual day*, it took us 5 mins! Go us and our little feet! So the point of all of that lol... was that the horoscrope man did "kinda" predict something right. I would give him a cookie if I knew him. Humor him, he must be lonely =D

 

Ohh yeah, happy St. Patricks day to whoever celebrated it. I forgot to wear green yesterday, but I remembered today lol! I have to work good friday as well ¬.¬

 

Today dragged on sooooooo long! It felt like forever till college ended and we were "freeeeee"! I'm so glad. I almost feel asleep in a lot of my lessons. I need to draw up some kind of To-Do-list for the 2 weeks. I can't sit on my ass all day even if I wanted lol.

 

Well I just called Jackie up before *I almost forgot lol*. She's the girl who quit the job because she's moving house, and I've been working with her for about 17 weeks (days really. Only on sundays) and we've become good friends. So we're planning on shopping and maybe cinema tomorrow. I was hoping that The Ring 2 would be out by tomorrow but it's not yet. I need somebody to come with me in case I shit myself in the cinema lol. I like horror movies, but I hate them at the same time. I get scared and I need somebodys arm to grab at the very least, you know, as a supportive friend and all lol. My other friends already seen the Japanese version so they don't wanna see the American. ¬.¬ Maybe some other time eh. I was just checking the times of the films. Constantine looks good. So does Darkness but I don't think I can stand it. Ahhh, who knows. Might not even go, just have a great shopping day! Hmm maybe Hide & Seek but I heard it's not too good. Wait till tomorrow. I need to talk to her about her teacher situation (long story) and Peotro (Even longer story). So it's meeting outside Boots at 10.00am. Roger that. I will *try* to wake up in time.

 

The only thing left is to pick out what we're wearing. We're not usually like this lmao. We sound really conceited now, but since we've only been working together for the past 17ish weeks, we've only seen each other in the horrid work uniforms and haven't seen each others "normal" clothes. Scary eh. We both have similar tastes though because we don't follow trends, we buy what looks nice, we both need a black jacket, we're somewhat into punkish style clothes but not over the top, but at the same time we love skirts and girly stuff. It's cool. so we're gonna think of a concept (Black & pink. Or Moshery. Or Casual. Or jeans) and then go with it. After then, we may not see each other again so we'll try and make it fun. No drinking though lol. She doen't believe that I NEVER touch any substances containing alchohol, because I don't like the taste. It tastes gross to me, even mixed with orange juice or something, I can't stand the stuff heh.

 

I really hope the forums doesn't fall =(. Too many people are leaving, and it sucks they they go when things go a bit tough. Stick it out for each other and for LP ;) I love it here and will stay till the end. I hope the people who I know won't leave! It'll suck =( Please don't go peeps lol. I'm sure the forums will turn out fine, even better in the future.

 

Well I gotta check my bank balance as my mum is trying to stop my spending my cash and save up *I have saved up a lot ¬.¬* Also I'm gonna continue reading Ravnlees fan fiction ^.^. It's a bit explicit lol, but really great story writing! Byeeeeez! XxX

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Looks like you had fun.

 

I have to go soon. Huge gang fight downtown from our school. Koreans are fighting my friends friends gang. Its going to interesting. I am going to jump in when it gets boring and just hit anyone. Cant wait!

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Lol! You think my day was fun when there's gonna be a fight there? The good action sounds like it's all over there.

 

I really hope you don't get hurt though. Take care of yourself (Yeah you're REALLY strong, but better safe than sorry!) ¬.¬ You never know how fights will turn out. Bring some nun chuckers heh =D What is the fight about? Or is it just one of those random gang things?

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I wont get hurt. The Koreans are not of my concern, only one carries a dagger, the rest dont. They are fast, but weak. The other kids are strong but slow. Not good combinations. Ill be careful. lol, Im bringing a pair of fists with me for protection. lol

 

Its basically about some girl. :rolleyes:

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O.k, bring your extra extra strong super power sized fists with you then =D That's just scary >.> I know it's normal for families in America to own a gun, but I've never seen a real one in my life. The dagger alone is enough to make me run home and hide under my blanky =D

 

The girl must be special eh lol. Watch yourself! Kick some ass, and don't get hurt lol. Ahh I'm scared for you.

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Jesus Sniper! fucking be careful!!!

anyways...

400 messages!!! whoa!!!

wow, lucky! I get break next week and only for one week! ^^;

LOL you're too nice to these horrorscope ppl! They have no prediction skills. You are right, there are ALOT of [your sign here] and the chances that at least some of them will be correct are good, so ANYONE could write these! ^^

I hope you get to see a good movie! I might see two this weekend! ^o^ I hate horror movies! I'm a BIG whimp! Me and alex started watching "Jeepers Creepers" and we couldn't get thru 20 minutes of it without pissing our pants! ,>.<,

well, ahve fun! best wishes!

Twi

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Since that entry was SO long, I'm gonna show you the avatars that I made *They're all on my site! =) I have loads!* that I frequently use on yahoo / msn / forums etc. Hope you like em.

 

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Argh - Only allowed 4 images?!

You made those? :eek: Damn, you talented ;)

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I'M SEPERATING THIS INTO 2 DIFFERENT PARTS THEN***

 

Time and Date: 20/03/05 (22:27)

Mood: I'm tired but good.

Chatting To: Hannah =)

Doing: This. And gonna get around to joining the anime forums lol.

Eating / Drinking: Nothing. I want ice cream =( Yes the ice cream is back lol.

Listening To: Nothing. My brother is asleep and I'm not allowed to turn music on becuase this computer is in his room!

Wearing: Stupid work clothes. I know I know, too lazy to change lol.

Thinking: Wanna go to bed... but want to work on my site... I've been shamelessly neglecting it =( *sorry webbie! I'll update you asap ;)*

 

I have a feeling this is gonna be longgggg. I have a lot to say lol. Can't guarantee it's gonna be interesting though =P

 

Yesterday was awesome. I actually woke up on time an got to town by 10.00am lol! Surprise surprise =P So I met up with Jackie in town, the weather has gotten so nice * It's skitzo I swear, just last week it was snowing and there was sleet, this week it's gottan a lot warmer and sunnier >.>* We had tons of fun =D She's really pretty with long blonde hair, and kinda going for the baggy skater look with the eyeliner stuff *which I wish I could do to mine, cept I'll ruin the look lol*. This old creepy looking man was looking her up and down as we walked past him lol, we were both looking at him and turned to each other "EWWWW" lol. The guy looked offended and quickly went off =D Weird day seriously, a total of 3 guys said "Hey ladies" to us. She loves the attention but I was just thinking "Urgh pervs" the whole time lol. They were OLD. Well ok, maybe 21, but uhh...we're 16 lol. when they walked past us.

 

We went shopping for a little bit first. Tried on some outfits and I pursuaded her to buy this gorgeous deep green dressy top with a cord skirt with embroidery designs on 1 side of it. And also went to buy some food for the cinema because their prices are a rip off, we basically brought tons of junk food to share, crisps in all flavours, diet coke, chocolate cakes, m & ms, fruit winders, choc and dip lmao. We couldn't decide weather to watch Constantine or Hitch, but in the end we asked someone that worked there and she suggested Constantine so we ended up watching that. I didn't know that the actress from The Mummy, who plays the english girl Evie, was in it. I honestly thought she was English, but she's american lol. She put on a good accent =O Also that kid from Even Stevens lol. It was a good movie although I didn't get most of the ending much. The trailer for The Ring 2 came on before the movie and it scared the life out of me. I wanna see it but I'm too scared lol. Hmm maybe. After the film, went shopping some more *Jackie was on a misison to buy some cowboy boots* and by the end of the day, it was tiring but fun and we both ended up with bags full of stuff! As I mentioned in one of the threads, I have a black belt in shopping =P She also lied about moving house lol *This part is suppose to be a secret by the way, don't tell o_0* It was just an excuse because she found a better job where she gets paid £10 an hour, instead of £3.48 an hour, by just cleaning up an office for 1 hour a day. Not bad eh? I'm glad she hasn't gone hehe. So in the end, I came back home with: A white v-neck vest top with plaited straps, a white and ocean blue 2 in 1 vest top, a patterned blue and white vest top, a pale green v neck shirt butterfly designed top, a pair of 3/4 lengthed faded to almost white denim jeans, deodrant, stationary, a blue summery shoulder bag, badges for my bag and some other bits and bobs. Good day, must do this again lol :)

 

So that was yesterday. Oh wait, actually I did a text (sms) prank on my friend. The weirdo texted me "Jeni...jeni...jeni... x 10" to my phone, and I didn't see it till 2 hours later. He spelt my name wrong fod godness sake lol. So I got my bros phone (I've got no credit lol) and he gets 1000 free messages, so I thought I'll prank him and see how he reacts. THat's why it's good being the good innocent sweet girl sometimes. Your victims never suspect a thing lmao. He likes to be "ghetto", so this was what I sent him (all stored on my bros phone lol*:

Me - "Yo g. Wudup dawg! Wuts crackin homie. I iz jus chillin at my crib jus doin my thang just doin my thang hehe. Txt bac yo peace"

Great huh lol? I got this reply:

Him - "Hus dis"

See why I had to do crappy spelling in order to fit in lol? Hmm so here is how it went:

Me - "Haha yo enuff of da kidin around dawg. Tis ur mate!n e wayz u up 4 2morow nite?"

Him - "Na bt hu is an mre importantly wat 2mro nyt"

*He called my bros phone at this point. I put on the busy signal lol.

Me - "Dude dont cal dis fone. its my friends n he dun noi iz usin. U no, we ben planin it 4 days! Outside lucids at 10 yea? Txt me if ya chang ya mind. Lets do dis k"

Him - "Na tel me hu r or i aint txtn bk. i thnk i no it is."

Me - "U joker! I was talkin 2 u a few hours ago haha! 2morow k dude inabit g"

Him - "Is it jamie"

 

Lol. His writing is barely readable but it was fun :D The best thing is, he's got 2 weeks 2 figure it out because of the easter holidays!

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Work today was ok apart from 1 little incident. A bit weird without Jackie and Kate but we lived lol. Had to work in the mens department today. This bit is interesting, I came down from my break and the person who was covering me *She's called Sue and is a nice old lady* pointed out a guy farer down the store with my Supervisor Jordon, and she told me that he was the most rudest and ignorant customers who she ever had to serve. She was pissed off and sorta angry but wouldn't tell me why. She then told me to be careful lol. I was all confused but I just waited, and the guy came to my till.

 

First of all, he went to the till to the right of me, when I was obviously operating on the one of the left. I politely said "Could you come over to this side please", and he snaps back "Don't be awkward. Why are you being awkward, I'm already on this side and I'll stay on this side". I was like... really shocked, but hey, I thought maybe he was just a tired old man in a bad mood lol. Boy was I wrong... he then started ordering around my supervisor to find him a black button up shirt. Jordon was just looking at me like "Wtf is this dude on" but he just obliged anyway because the guy is technically a customer. The stupid guy then mumbled something at me and I was just blank faced and asked him what did he say. He stated very slowly as if I was retarded... "Do...you...know...what...loose-fitting...means?". I was a bit mad at this stage and I snapped back "Well yeah, duhh of corse I do" and he just says " You're a bit stupid and not right in the head aren't you if you don't know what it means". I just told the guy that I knew what it meant but he was carrying on saying saying that I didn't know. Then he looked at what I was wearing and said "You're wearing tight fitting clothes aren't you".... "No I'm not". Urgh.

 

Then he asks me if I knew the guy over there and pointed to Jordon, I told the guy that I work with him and he's my supervisor, the guy told me that he as really awkward and looks a bit "camp". Camp was the word he used. It means kinda girly like or kinda gay like. Jordon does NOT look camp, he's only about 22 years old. I told him to that he was a nice guy and he's not camp so shush. So he continuted being difficult. Another customer came and he was telling the guy that he shouldn't buy the jacket because it looks shit, the customer just gave him a dirty look and told him that he was going to get it. They were both having a go at each other but it stopped and I served the guy. He had a wife and the wife was just looking at me feeling sorry for me and then whispered that I should ignore whatever he says lol. Stupid guy turned around and told the wife that I do voluntary work there. Wtf is up with that. I told him to piss off lol.

 

The bastard then continued to ask what days I work, whilst Jordon was looking for his stupid shirts (Which had to be X Large btw...), I told him I worked 1 day on sunday and he was just saying "Is that it? can't you work more days? Can't you find another job? Are you really that thick to not be able to do better than that", I just retorted back that I was in college with my full time education and I was happy working 1 day a week. And tried to ignore him lol. I wanted to tell him to piss off you bitter old ignorant man, but I'm not allowed and my supervisor was there.

 

Jordon then came back with some shirts for the lazy cunt, and the guy started having a dig at him saying that "he's not doing very well for himself working at the place and how he's probably dumb and obviously doesn't know what he's doing". The guy then made some stupid comments about the reciepts and any thing else he could bitch at. He kept trying to put us both down lol. Jordon didn't take most of these insults and started flying stuff back at him really badly lol. Stuff about manners and how rude he was and how he needs to get a life. The guy didn't quit, started talking shit about dressing up in girl clothes and the camp thing again. I joined in a little as well heh.

 

In the end Jordon told him to get out of the shop and kinda shouted. I swear he was gonna hit the guy lol, security was called though and the guy was out. Jordon then told me that he was telling Sue *Nice old lady* that she's "too old to be working and should be retiring and how she probably can't do anything because she's old and stupid". Blah, it's one thing insulting us but to say stuff like that to an oldish lady?!?!! That's fucking rude and I wish I kicked the guy. We had a laugh about it at the end but the guy was psycho. I don't know who he is thinking he can put people down like that to make himself feel better. I'm sure he leads a very sad and bitter life.

 

Later on, the security guard and Jordon came down to see me and brought a long his criminal books. It's awesome, and has pictures of local criminals / shop lifters and nuisance people with little comments and everything lol! He then flipped to a page and pointed a picture out to me lol, Jordon grinned and asked me if I remember the dude lmao. Of corse. The comment says that the guy is mentally disabled, is known to cause grief but is otherwise harmless. Lmfao, he's now banned from the shop, but the guy should be locked up in a phycho ward.

 

Yeah very interesting lol. I said a few things but now I wished I could've just insulted his fat greasy ass o_0 Anyways lol.... tomorrow is my cousin Hannahs Birthday and our families are going to a restaurant to eat. I brought her a card and some pink playboy stationary because she loves it lol. I got her a pink playboy keyring with the letter H on it *Cost me £4.99 that little damn thing!*, a large pink and black playboy folder, and a little mini pink playboy book with mini pen! So adorable. Hope she likes it!

 

I can't believe sniper's banned =( Grr whats up with that. There wasn't even a proper reason! I hope he gets to come back! It sucks! Well I should head off to bed soon hehe! Byeee Night all ;)

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You made those? :eek: Damn, you talented ;)

(Noticed that when I scolled down on the first page quickly)

 

Haha yeah I did =P. Thanks a lot! I'm glad you like them! Hold on, I'll post a few more up. I've got hundreds on my site but I don't wanna give out the site url just yet because it's too girly at the moment and looks screwed up in firewall *looks fine in internet explorer though* but I'm trying to fix it!

If you like the doll ones, I can make guy ones too ^.^

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Sparkle ones that I did quite some time ago

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Others I made for msn:

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