Azem's journal

[azemkamikaze03]

lol im getting this for my birthday

 

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/6762f62e5efc5f18f58a5ff15664d238.jpg

cept mine is more iced out and i have a better chain. :thumbsup:

looks cheap there but in real life its SEXA

[woodyloveslinkin]

omg... im ashamed..hi...

[azemkamikaze03]

WOOSH NEW SIGS!!! woody if u really wanna sig i willnt make u one

[woodyloveslinkin]

nah . i prefer stealing them.

 

have u stopped scratching your legs now?

[azemkamikaze03]

 

No

 

edit: heres a better one

 

Ive reached my boredoms max

[woodyloveslinkin]

oh god azem. stop putting crap in my head.

 

OMG u told me u werent doing stuf with my fav lines...

[azemkamikaze03]

woooosh just be happy...i love the colors in that sig..im gunna steal it

[woodyloveslinkin]

okay i see the difference now. the 2nd one is lighter at the bottom. sorry azem i like Ryan's one. if you resize it i'll put that in my sig as the 2nd pic.

[azemkamikaze03]

well then im making it into mine..i just love the colors man...so awesome

[woodyloveslinkin]

why dont you extract the peace symbol and post it here so i can use it as my Emotive symbol?

[azemkamikaze03]

to much work next friday maybe

[woodyloveslinkin]

sigh.. i explained it in the love topic.

[Shadowed Heart]

O.o ur bday thing is hott hamid

[stupidsoul1]

o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o shinnyyy

[azemkamikaze03]

Yeah i know lol

[brokenangel]

how's you change the world thing coming along, hun?

[azemkamikaze03]

Slow but good

[brokenangel]

good enough . the ladies are interrupting with the plans, aren't they? lol...i sound like a mom

[Shadowed Heart]

U r a mom j/j.

[azemkamikaze03]

No ive just been taking a break to meet the ladies you know me

[brokenangel]

O.o...No, thank you - that was to riss

 

well, azem if the world explodes tommorow because you were taking a 'break to meet the ladies', you should be proud lol

[Shadowed Heart]

:):)

[azemkamikaze03]

Session Start (Me:Her): Sat Nov 12 19:35:36 2005

[19:35] Me: Ha chooo

[19:36] Me: its me the magical genie known as Texas

[19:36] Her: ahhh

[19:36] Her: sup tex

[19:38] Her: This is the same Texas i kno right??????

[19:40] Me: No its another texas

[19:40] Her: syke

[19:40] Me: ahhh

[19:40] Her: stupid

[19:40] Me: hehe thats what they tell me

[19:41] Her: so sup?

[19:41] Me: Nm u?

[19:41] Her: same

[19:41] Me: R u still going to the stadium on Tues?

[19:42] Her: i dont think so

[19:42] Her: y?

[19:42] Me: Becuase like I dont know anyone who is.

[19:42] Me: Im going.

[19:43] Her: my sisters going

[19:43] Her: what would you like to spend time with me again....hm....

[19:43] Me: Lol well im not trying to be all alone without anyone I know

[19:44] Her: hm.... sorry cant help ya honey

[19:44] Me: lol its ok ill bring my pet rock

[19:45] Me: Me and him will have fun

[19:46] Me: What sucks is that my pet rock is gay. So like im afraid he checks me out.

Session Close (Her): Sat Nov 12 19:46:43 2005

 

 

Session Start (Me:Her): Sat Nov 12 19:47:06 2005

[19:47] Her: heheheheheheh

[19:47] Me: seriously like I always make him walk in front of me so that he doesnt stare at my ass

[19:47] Her: heheheheheheh

[19:48] Me: I coulda sworn I saw him staring at me while i was in the shower this morning

[19:48] Her: hehehehhehehehe

 

[19:54] Her: " , "Susanwk"

Subject: Fw: Some good questions

Date: Wed, 2 Nov 2005 03:04:11 +0000

 

 

 

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)

OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

 

 

 

 

12 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

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13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

 

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14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

 

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15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

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16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for their final exam.

 

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17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

 

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18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

 

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19 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

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20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

 

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21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

 

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22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

 

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23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

 

 

 

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells

"THEIRS"?

[19:54] *** "Her" signed off at Sat Nov 12 19:54:36 2005.

[19:55] *** "Her" signed on at Sat Nov 12 19:55:24 2005.

[19:56] Me: lol random

[19:57] Her: like you arnt

[19:57] Me: Well you can expect ti outa me

[19:57] Me: I like send out a warning flare

[19:58] Me: Im like Hey Amanda im gunna say something random

[19:58] Me: And then i say it

[19:59] Her: ahh sorri

[20:00] Me: Lol wait if I warn u that im gunna be random

[20:00] Me: then technically im not random

[20:00] Her: true

[20:01] Me: You jinxed me by the way.

[20:01] Her: how

[20:02] Me: Like when U said I keep staring at ur sis(which i never did) i started doing it by accident. Like now every time i look up shes near by. Now i keep staring before i realize what im doing. then im like crap im staring again

[20:02] Her: sorri she said you were

[20:03] Me: Lol its kool(i wasnt) but know I am. Its gay I feel like a stalker.

 

 

This is an akward convo between Amanda and I. Note the Bolded.

Edit: her sis is hot though

[stupidsoul1]

hahaha

that makes so much sence

 

nice nice

[Shadowed Heart]

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)

Really....

 

lmao, that was an awkward conversation:p