LPGirl Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 i thought i'd make a comdey fic up so here it is, R&R ppl, waffles for all reviewers..:D "where is the remote?" ask mike "i don't know where is the remote?" said phi in a kinda mocking tone "shut up!, Phi, where the hell is the remote..?" said mike starting to get pissed off "i DON'T know mikey boy haven't seen it in three days" replied phi "three days!!" yelled mike "three days what now?" asked chester as he walked into the room "i ask phi where the remote was and he said he didn't know, but he saw it three days ago" said a very pissed off mike "didn't the dog take it"? replied chester "WE DON'T HAVE A DOG!!!" screamed mike "that sucks!" replied phi "fuck you all!!" screamed mike even louder then last as he stormed out of the room "what's his problem?" ask chester "dunno.." said phi "what all this hubbub about, i saw mike storm out he looked pissed off, did someone take his happy pills?" said joe "we don't know wrong with him, he was all pissy cuz i don't know where remote is, and did you we DON'T have a dog!!" said chester "well that's just mike he get all bitchy for no reason, we DON'T have a dog, i thought we did?, what im i going to do with this dog bowl then?" said joe holding a dog bowl up "i don't know, maybe we could us it to hold waffles" said phi "or maybe we could use it to hold potato chips" said joe jumping up and down in excitement at the very thought of it Quote
Mikes_Shadow Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 very very very very very very random Quote hurr durr [broken External Image]:http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3860/dffhgfhfghfgfghhg.jpg http://www.last.fm/user/fAgalloch
LPGirl Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 very very very very very very random yeah the idea just kinda poped in to my head so i started writing it, lol *gives ms a waffle* Quote
stupidsoul1 Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 LMAO that is so cute! hubbub whoa! i havent heard that word in like forever... Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/25cb22d29f0c2f027cf1acc5b7bf6cf4.png http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/459bb3c6fed65d05781dbdae0319d254.png http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/0dcf45273040e11bc56a99d4601a58d5.png http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bfdf068f8fa963062b979cec565ff7f7.png Fiona is teh Fionizzle... and we all love her ^^
LPGirl Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 LMAO that is so cute! hubbub whoa! i havent heard that word in like forever... lol, yeah.. i love that word..*gives waffle to ss1* Quote
Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 YOU WAFFLE! ur so waffley! Quote HAHAHA i love you ruth! [broken External Image]:http://img84.exs.cx/img84/1907/rasu.jpg <3Steph|Shabana|Fiona|Renai|Gemma|Al|Azem|Ahmed|Vero|Chantal|Heather|Basmah|Tina|COB kids<3
LPGirl Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 YOU WAFFLE! ur so waffley! yes yes:p *give waffle for reviewing* Quote
Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 yes yes:p *give waffle for reviewing* AWSOME! I feel so special...btw that story was really random...yet funny Quote HAHAHA i love you ruth! [broken External Image]:http://img84.exs.cx/img84/1907/rasu.jpg <3Steph|Shabana|Fiona|Renai|Gemma|Al|Azem|Ahmed|Vero|Chantal|Heather|Basmah|Tina|COB kids<3
LPGirl Posted April 4, 2005 Author Posted April 4, 2005 i thought i write an other chapter, lol R&R plz mike comes running into the tv room "WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A COW IN OUR BACK YARD!!!???" yelled mike "he followed me home" said rob "he followed you home..?" asked mike kinda puzzled "yep!" said rob "where the HELL were you, when he followed you home..?" ask the yet again pissed off mike "i was on a farm, of course, where else are there cows.. mikey..? replied rob "i dont know!!, but why the hell were you on a farm..? we live in the city, the nearest farm is forever away.." said mike "i dont know, i felt like it, i woke up in the morning and said to myself i wanna go to a farm.." said rob as if it was normal to do these thing, which it maybe it was, mike just didn't know any more. "how did the cow follow from the farm to here..?" said the now very ticked off mike "ohh.. he followed me to my car, probley cuz i had hay in my pocket but anyway then, i kind put him in my boot and drove home" said rob "YOU PUT A COW IN YOUR BOOT!!! omg.. im living with morons" said mike as he walked out of the room and to the back yard. "hey rob why is there a cow in our yard" asked brad "he followed me home" replied rob "ohhh ok, cool WE HAVE A COW" yelled brad joe walks in and scream "we have a cow!! HOW COOL IS THAT!! free milk" he starts to jump up and down again, but this time with his stuff animal "Froggy" mike come in and says "the cow is eating my roses..!!" "me and froggy say so what mikey" "so what..? SO WHAT..?? i was growing them to give to my gf, for her birthday.. WHICH IS TOMORROW!!!" scream the very frantic mike "give her some milk, we have heaps of that now.." said joe "well MAYBE i dont want to give her milk" said mike as he stormed out like always "im surprised he even has a gf, with the way he acts.." said chaz as he came into the room and pats froggy on the head. Quote
LPCreeperDuck Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 oh the nubieness whhhhhhhhhhhhoaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!....im a nube!!!!......oh my...look at my nubieness....amyway, nice story again...*pats froggy on da head*....nice froggy too... Quote
shahfire Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 i thought i write an other chapter, lol R&R plz "ohh.. he followed me to my car, probley cuz i had hay in my pocket but anyway then, i kind put him in my boot and drove home" said rob "YOU PUT A COW IN UR BOOT!!! omg.. im living with morons" said mike as he walked out of the room and back to the yard. ""ohhh, ok, cool WE HAVE A COW" yelled brad joe walks in and scream "we have a cow!! HOW COOL IS THAT!! free milk" he starts to jump up and down again, but this time with his stuff animal "Froggy" mike come in and says those 3 yellow lines set me off laughin my head off. Quote [broken External Image]:http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/190/02/shahsig.psd Proud member of the CoB Thank you IK for the sig!!
Heart_LP Posted April 4, 2005 Posted April 4, 2005 omg lol I loved this part give her some milk, we have heaps of that now.." said joe whahaha it´s awsome Quote ♀ fighter ♀
LPGirl Posted April 10, 2005 Author Posted April 10, 2005 here the next chapter, i fix the few errors up in the 1st, 2nd chapters.. and i like to thank vero for being my beta for this chapter.. *few days later* mike walks in after being away for a few days and finds chester watching a cardboard box and no furniture "WHERE our furniture?" asks mike "I sold it" said chaz still look at the cardboard box "im gone for three days i come back and you'll SOLD our furniture!!! WHY?" yelled mike "i needed money, for a party" said chaz still staring at the box "we HAVE millions in the BANK, and WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT A CARDBOARD BOX" reply mike, yelling & throwing his hands about. "non of us had our keycards, so we had to sell everything and the cardboard box is our tv, well the box that it came in.." said chaz trying to change the channel with a piece of pizza "WE HAVE CREDIT CARDS!!!!!! GO BUY A NEW TV YOU IDIOT!!!!!" screamed mike as he left the room. "i FORGOT" yelled chester in replied with his eyes still glued to the cardboard box. he went to the yard and saw the rest of the guys "why are you guys out here?" asked mike "we are looking after moo moo" said joe "ohh moo moo, WAIT what the HELL am i saying, why did you call the cow MOO MOO?" said mike "cuz duh mikey its say moo moo" replied brad mike rolls his eye and sighs "ok what ever, where's phi?" said mike "i think we sold him to antic furniture shop" said rob "WHAT!!!!!! why didn't you guys go get him?" yelled mike "because HE was asleep, you cant wake phi up or he get pisses like you!" said brad "IM not pisses" said mike as he ran up to his now empty room Quote
Mikes_Shadow Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 omg its adorable!!! Quote hurr durr [broken External Image]:http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3860/dffhgfhfghfgfghhg.jpg http://www.last.fm/user/fAgalloch
misery Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 Best. Story. EVER! "WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A COW IN OUR BACK YARD!!!???" yelled mike Lmfao. Mike's such a spaz. Keep writing!! Quote [broken External Image]:http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9403/untitled28ic6.jpg [broken External Image]:http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1118/22wc5.jpg [broken External Image]:http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2756/7mi3.jpg
DJ BloodFrost Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 LMFAO This has got to be the funniest story I've ever read. Post more! Quote [broken External Image]:http://xerofocusstudios.com/xfs_lpf.png Frost. Here's the deal. Either you give us an EP now' date=' or I kill Mark and all the hot ladies in the world...you pick. [/quote']
cmlp Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 OMG post more! This is the funnest story ever. Quote [broken External Image]:http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/mizuki69/sig.jpg
Mike Shinodas Gurl Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 XD haha This is the funniest thing a majig I ever read!!! ^__^ I love it! haha COWS ROCK MY SOCKS DUDE!!!! Quote Rawr. I moved to this account Sayoko
4everLP_Shinoda Posted April 10, 2005 Posted April 10, 2005 It wasn´t a prob at all 2 help ya Renai^^,I´m glad u asked me 2 to be your beta. Great and funny story,keep writting it,and if u need my help just tell me oki;)? Quote
LPGirl Posted April 12, 2005 Author Posted April 12, 2005 i cant update today mabe tomoro(if lucky) or the next day, srry Quote
Heart_LP Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 lol I love it! well post as soon as you can :thumbsup: Quote ♀ fighter ♀
FadedBlue Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 LMAo!!! Renai, this is the funniest thing i have heard in a while! HAHAHA!! Excuse me while i laugh me head off please:D Quote Last.fm
LPGirl Posted April 13, 2005 Author Posted April 13, 2005 well i dont think this chapter is as good or as funny as the others, but rusu says it is.. so yer, and i'd like to thank her for being my beta today.. THXS RUSU.... now PLZ R & R(read and review) thanks... *next day*mike wakes up, walks to the shops and gets the latest rolling stone mag.He walks home to find everyone(but phi) in the kitchen.. "Hey mikey boy" said everyone at the same time as they when up to him and started pinching him. "Oww.. DAMN IT!!! FUCK OFF!!" yelled mike as he jumped on the table to get away from them all. "But it it's St Patrick's day and your not wearing GREEN!! So we have to pinch you from every second that your not in green" said Rob. "But Joe's not wear green" whined mike as he rubbed his very sore pinched to death arms.. "YES I AM!!" yelled Joe as he stupidly waved froggy around. "BUT.. That's not fair..." said mike as he got cut off by Chaz "yeah I know mike-o, but we all know he's like glued to his arm..." "Yeah.. I suppose... Chaz.." said the calm but sore mike as he still stood on the table too scared to get down. "Wait a minute MIKE-O! WTF CHAZ??? NOOOO... I CAN DEAL WITH MIKEY BOY BUT NOT MIKE-O, I SOUND LIKE FUCKING RETARD-O THE CLOWN" said the very frustrated mike. "Well that's your problem for being called mike, blame your parents!" said Chaz in reply. "Heehee mike-o the clown" giggled Joe as he ran around with froggy *he must be on a sugar high, Dam just wait till Easter*. "Well. whatever froggy-o boy... I just came in here to TELL you guys before you ATTACKED me that last year we made $69 million dollars... I read it in a rolling stone mag" said mike. "HOLLY HELL!!!" said brad, with his mouth open in shock. "Shopping spree" squeaked joe in a girly voice. "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRST WE ARE GOING TO RE-BUY EVERYTHING THAT YOU IDIOTS SOLD FOR THE PARTY!!!" said mike in a motherly tone. "Yes mommy..." they all said as they ran out the door to their car to buy things like mad. "GREAT ITS UP TO ME AS ALWAYS TO DO EVERYTHING!!!" yelled mike to the NOW very empty house as he ran upstairs to get changed into green. Then he ran to his own car to speed after them all. at the next red light he finally caught up... Then they all sped away again and then got pulled over by the police... He walked over to mikes car first and only let him off because he was in LP. This happened to everyone who was driving, but Joe was still crazy because of his high sugar intake, so when the cop came up to him he smacked his hand and yell "BAD COP, NO DONUT!!" then he started laughing. The police man got really pissed off and was about to take him away when lucky thanks to Chester's quick talking he got Joe out of it and once again they were all off to the mall... Quote
cmlp Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 OMG how was that not as funny as the others? IT WAS GREAT!!!! Can't wait for more! Quote [broken External Image]:http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/mizuki69/sig.jpg
Rae Rae Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 BAD COP,NO DONUT! lmfao omg that's hillarious Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/b50caeb34e2a30cf9cf6b2e1d1d4b48d.jpg Asian Hotness!
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