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ok. ya'll are making this corny. c'mon. use the random section of your imagination. this isn't supposed to make sense, you know.

give me your eyes for just one second

give me your eyes so i can see

everything that i've been missing

give me a love for humanity

give me your arms for the broken-hearted

the ones that are far beyond my reach

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his friends ran out the door crying. They then sealed the door shut from the outside with their poo, locking Jim inside. Jim then...

 

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shovelled his puke against a wall. It burned through the wall because all of his stomach acids. He then..

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said "holy shit man" because usually his barf turned to stone. he crawled out the hole, then felt a weird.... feeling. he looked at his fingernail and saw

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a huge booger that had eyes, a mouth, and two little arms. It said 'Hey, asshole, don't even think about going near a kleenex box.' The booger then..

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"AH! it's gotta be a dream!" and he woke up covered in leaves. he realized he had fallen asleep in the woods some time ago. he then saw a UFO with a sign that said "Ugly Fucking Orgys" coming his way.

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me started drool green dirt. He had on idea why but it was awesome. He closed his eyes and started dreaming about dry-humping....

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