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Just out of curiosity, is there supposed to be a poll with this thread? After all, this is the polling booth, is it not? Did you never plan to have an actual poll with this thread, or did you just get lazy?

 

I was just thinking the same thing... maybe I will make a poll.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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You sly devil you. Thanks for reminding me why I like aussie babes.

 

You mean you forgot? :eek:

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Just out of curiosity, is there supposed to be a poll with this thread? After all, this is the polling booth, is it not?

 

Holy shit, it is the polling booth! This is a major infraction. Don't let it go by without scolding me. And certainly don't forget to flare your nostrils.

 

Did you never plan to have an actual poll with this thread, or did you just get lazy?

 

Considering it's more of a census than a voting poll - yes, and no.

 

You'd better ban me, Tori. I'm causing trouble again!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Holy shit, it is the polling booth! This is a major infraction. Don't let it go by without scolding me. And certainly don't forget to flare your nostrils.

 

 

 

Considering it's more of a census than a voting poll - yes, and no.

 

You'd better ban me, Tori. I'm causing trouble again!

 

 

i think they keep a whip, chains, and ball gag for just such an occasion :rolleyes:

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You mean you forgot? :eek:

 

Negative. But it is good to be reminded over and over. I'd take an aussie home in a heartbeat. Or not return to America...

 

I seem to be popular with single aussie chicks for some reason.

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i think they keep a whip, chains, and ball gag for just such an occasion

 

I was actually hoping for a studded paddle, but the whip and chains will have to do.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Negative. But it is good to be reminded over and over. I'd take an aussie home in a heartbeat. Or not return to America.....

 

I give this post two very enthusiastic thumbs up.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Negative. But it is good to be reminded over and over. I'd take an aussie home in a heartbeat. Or not return to America...

 

I seem to be popular with single aussie chicks for some reason.

 

And the taken ones too!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Holy shit, it is the polling booth! This is a major infraction. Don't let it go by without scolding me. And certainly don't forget to flare your nostrils.

Considering it's more of a census than a voting poll - yes, and no.

 

I just assumes it was one of those 'Phreak' moments. Just wondering. It could have been made into a poll.

 

You'd better ban me, Tori. I'm causing trouble again!

Come on now. Are you ever going to let that go? I haven't wanted to ban you for over a year now. Granted you weren't here for about nine months of that, but really that is at least three legitimate months of not wanting to ban you.

 

However, if you are dead set on punishment I guess RO could take you to the basement where we keep the torture chamber. After all, he noticed too.

 

I was just thinking the same thing... maybe I will make a poll.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I just assumes it was one of those 'Phreak' moments. Just wondering. It could have been made into a poll.

 

 

Come on now. Are you ever going to let that go? I haven't wanted to ban you for over a year now. Granted you weren't here for about nine months of that, but really that is at least three legitimate months of not wanting to ban you.

 

However, if you are dead set on punishment I guess RO could take you to the basement where we keep the torture chamber. After all, he noticed too.

 

Ratched, I was just teasing you. :)

 

Now, hurry along for we have far more pressing issues to discuss.

 

Namely, your boobs.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Dont be sucking me into your little bitch-fest. ToriAllen is alway correct on any subject just because she is ToriAllen.

 

How cute!

 

But there's no need to get upset, Nazz. Tori knows I adore her. This is hardly a 'bitch fest'.

 

And, frankly, I'll quote your posts whenever I want to, so you're going to have to learn to deal with it.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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How cute!

 

But there's no need to get upset, Nazz. Tori knows I adore her. This is hardly a 'bitch fest'.

 

And, frankly, I'll quote your posts whenever I want to, so you're going to have to learn to deal with it.

 

 

Well...... OoooKkkkk your right.:D

 

 

Thank you. ;)

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted

How cute!

 

But there's no need to get upset, Nazz. Tori knows I adore her. This is hardly a 'bitch fest'.

 

And, frankly, I'll quote your posts whenever I want to, so you're going to have to learn to deal with it.

 

Well...... OoooKkkkk your right.:D

 

Thank you;)

 

Your welcome:p

 

See? We can be civil :)

 

And our little smilies are making the cutest little rainbow!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Ratched, I was just teasing you. :)

 

Now, hurry along for we have far more pressing issues to discuss.

 

Namely, your boobs.

 

Bitch:rolleyes:

 

If you are going there, you might want to start a whole new thread.

 

Dont be sucking me into your little bitch-fest. ToriAllen is alway correct on any subject just because she is ToriAllen.

 

And here I was thinking you liked being in the middle.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Bitch:rolleyes:

 

If you are going there, you might want to start a whole new thread.

 

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So if I start a thread called "Tori's Boobs" you won't delete it? :D

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I'll take that as a yes!

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?t=186713

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I've seen that... And it's the only image online right now that's been able to disturb me. Cause, you know, what the hell and stuff.

 

I'm not going to do the whole list thing, and I know I'm late for the thread. I'm just going to say that GF is the most delightful candy-box of f(ph)reaks I've ever seen. Phantom, Kathy and Nazz... Quite notable indeed.

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Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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And the taken ones too!

 

Yeah seriously. That pisses me off. I had a aussie chick break up with her boyfriend who was stationed in Korea (he was American) just to talk to me. She even contemplated coming to see me. Of course like most chicks who say "I am coming to see you." she didn't live up to her end. Then again I didn't even try. I was just being nice to her and apparently her man never bothered to talk to her much.

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Yeah seriously. That pisses me off. I had a aussie chick break up with her boyfriend who was stationed in Korea (he was American) just to talk to me. She even contemplated coming to see me. Of course like most chicks who say "I am coming to see you." she didn't live up to her end. Then again I didn't even try. I was just being nice to her and apparently her man never bothered to talk to her much.

 

Maybe she was pissed off at you for not trying.....

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Anna Perenna: Don't know what to think of her. She seems a bit wild and crazy.

 

I can't believe I missed this description. In real life I am very quiet, nerdy, and reserved. You might even think me conservative ....

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Posted

People's personalities on GF...

 

I only have two categories...

 

People I totally disregard (you know who you are)

 

AND those I don't (you know who you are)

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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People's personalities on GF...

 

I only have two categories...

 

People I totally disregard (you know who you are)

 

AND those I don't (you know who you are)

 

 

 

Eeeeeeerrrrrrrntttt. Wrong.

 

 

The two categories are;

 

1. The people who don't know your form.

 

And 2. Those who know you, and avoid you like you have the black plague.

 

Oh, but still, continue posting. Without your knee-jerk reactionary drivel, certain threads would simply die.

 

We shouldn't have that now, should we?

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Oh, but still, continue posting. Without your knee-jerk reactionary drivel, certain threads would simply die

 

Pot. Kettle. Black.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Pot. Kettle. Black.

 

If it was Pot/Kettle/Black, I would be much more specific, and the kiddie protection factor would be upped to the R3 rating.

 

Grow some balls, Anna. :rolleyes:

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted
I can't believe I missed this description. In real life I am very quiet, nerdy, and reserved. You might even think me conservative ....

 

I last saw you driving down the street in the back of a Ford convertible, and though I did my damndest to put the crosshairs on your head, your sister kept fiddling with my dick, which was (though I'm thoroughly professional) quite distracting.

 

The upshot is, I gave up on a career as a hitman, and now I sell life insurance.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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