test ur self

[Crawling]

i just read this one in one of the forums ... i found it funny so wanted to share

 

take the following test presented here and determine if you are

losing ur brain or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.

 

1. What do you put in a toaster?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something

else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

 

 

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the

next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.

 

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"

what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

 

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over

Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors ... East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.

 

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to

Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on in Carmarthen, six people

 

get off and three get on. What was the name of the bus driver?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?

[Vash_the_Stampede]

that's pretty good.

[Dark Collision]

Hahaha, that was a good one. I'm totally losing my brain.

[misery]

I got #2 and #5 wrong. I feel stoopid. lol

[Crawling]

i got only numer 2 right

[KillMeImIrish]

i got # 3 right.. the greenhouse thing. but that's all. the last one is shit because i kept counting and that had NOTHING to do with it. haha. i lost count like 20386 times.

[Victim]

I only got the last one wrong because I have heard the rest like 20 million times

[Mike Shinodas Gurl]

LMAO......Omg...I feel real dumb.

 

I got all of them wrong. XD

[linkinpark-1]

I got them all wrong except #4

[MrRandomGuy]

I got all of them wrong, and the sad thing is that I've done these before

[shahfire]

it said not to jump to the next questions if u didnt get the previous one correct but....i did. i got all of them correct except #2...the cow thing.

[stupidsoul1]

i heard them all a billion times XD so im pretty much safe...i never fell for the cow one because well...meh

 

i didnt even attempt the last one because it looked like it had maths in it....

[Crawling]

I got all of them wrong' date=' and the sad thing is that I've done these before[/quote']

loool

that was damn funny mate :thumbsup:

[Heart_LP]

I got 2 and 3 wrong lol

It was fun tho :thumbsup:

[o0SugaxNxSpice0o]

Hahaha nice! I've heard them all before so I got them all right. Nice trick though =)

[uwantme2b]

LOL I got 1, 3 and 5 wrong lol

[shirakawa_otori]

I got #2 wrong, but some of the others I already knew, so I guess I was already expecting what the answers would be

[Dark Collision]

The only question that I got right was the first one.

[Suicide King]

I got all of them right. Awesome.

[KillMeImIrish]

^ shut up.

[Silver_Wolf]

Lol nice! I feel really dumb

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

That was kool! thanks for sharing!!!

[Crawling]

no worries

hopeu guyz enjoyed it !!

[cmlp]

I got all of them wrong, but the one with the green house. That was actually a question my teacher asked the class.

[iloveben]

I got #3 wrong but the rest were right!!!lol for every1 who didnt get any right i hope you do better next time!