Out come the Wolves

[Pheonix791989]

W00t its my new story. hope you enjoy it. its a story where the LP guys arn't Rock stars but profesional Assaisans (sp) and theives. w00t. hope you like it.

 

The korean's head was dotted with persperation as he watched his friend slip under and over the lazer beams with the grace and concentration of a gymnast. He held his breath as the blond backbended over the final beam. The korean let out a breath of relief as he let his death grip on the computer screen go.

"I'm in, Hahn, your turn for the disabling."

The blond said as he spoke into his head set. Joe Hahn watched from the computer screen as the blond hooked up two different wires.

"Careful there Chemist. You'll be in in about ten..nine...eight..seven...six..five..four..three..two.. your in. Tell Big Bad to watch his step."

The korean said as he watched the guy with the headphones step lightly to the steal vault door.

"out of my way Chemist."

He said as he set to work on the combonation lock that seperated them from their biggest pay check this year. There was a click.

"Yes..."

He hissed in triumph. The next friend of theirs threw in a disk that looked much like a CD. The five men covered their noses and mouths as a thin layer of Ice covered the ground disabeling any heat sencors.

"Nice work Akira. Phoenix, your turn to shine."

The man with a reddish brown gotee and bald head nodded as he walked like a cat creeping on the tip of his paws. He stuck a gloved hand out as he grabbed the computer chip. He put it in a case then in the black side pocket. The five men went back through the rooms and then up into the air shaft and were gone.

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They all sat down at the grubby round table in their dingy apartment kitchen. they all ate week old left over chineese food.

"Do you guys think after this we can retire?"

Rob asked as he twirled his chopsticks like drumsticks. Chester laughed.

"Dude we're only like 18 19 20 years old tops, we havent really began to live yet."

"Well Chemist, Robster has a point. for the Past two years we've run over five hundered opperations, including kiddnapping, murder of royality, stealing, truspassing, double parking, you know im gonna end up with grey hairs before I turn twenty three."

Mike said. Brad was dozing lightly with his guitar in his hands. Joe threw a chopstick at him. Brad jerked awake and said

"I agree with Rob."

He said stupidly and half asleep. The guys laughed.

"OK lets take a vote right here and now. All in favor of retirement....raise your hand." it was unamious. all of them raised their hands. so they became the world famous band Linkin Park.

 

thats it for now. you ppl know what to do, R and R

[Friðbjörn]

Good stuff, sounds interesting. Keep it coming.

[Pheonix791989]

Mission one: Round one Poop track and Mike's Cousin vs Jay-z

 

"MI-IKE!"

"WHA-AT?"

"Did you check the mail?"

"Yeah you got a letter from your dad."

"Really?"

The girl said darkly as she slid down the stairs with her dog at her heels. Her cousin Mike Shinoda handed her the letter. She was seventeen almost eighteen, still a junior at school since she always was out for surgery on her knee. She opened her letter up and gasped. Mike did a double take as he heard silence.

"What's wrong?"

He asked.

"My dad just gave you custody over me."

She gasped. Mike broke out into a smile.

"That's awesome. So are you going to hurry up so you can go to school?"

"Yeah are you going to pick me up today?"

She asked as she pulled her DC's on.

"Remember Brad's picking you up today. You have your video camera?"

Mike asked playing the role of father very badly.

"yes father dearest. I have it right here. My projects on there and the extra tape for tonight is in my bookbag. Don't worry."

Melissa said as her cousin flipped her off. She responded with the finger.

"Save it for your wife. God knows she wants it but for what reason i don't know why."

"Shut up and get in the car."

Mike retorted. They were more like best friends then cousins.

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"Jesus Mike what took you so long?"

Chester asked. Mike rubbed his eyes as he walked into the studio.

"Dropped Melissa off at school. Her father finally gave me custody over her."

"Bout damn time. Your more of a father then he is. you go to starbucks right? I ordered a frappichino where's my fucking frappichino."

Mike laughed as he opened up the files on the computer. Chester was busy in the recording booth waving his hands back and forth like an idiot.

"See I told you Mike whitey can whoop!"

Chester said as he walked out of the recording booth to grab his bottle of water. He took out a red sharpie and started writing something on one of the track lables.

"What are you doing Chaz?"

He asked as the singer looked up.

"Its the poop track."

"Oh we replaced the suck track?"

Chester laughed as he recapped the sharppie.

"Remember we sent the tracks to Jay-z and he said 'oh shit'"

"Yeah i dont know if that was a good thing. that might be like oh shit what have I gotten myself into."

Mike cracked his knuckels.

"Come on chaz we have alot of work ahead of us."

"Whats this we? you got a rat in your pocket?"

"Shut up fucker."

 

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"Hey Melissa over here!"

Brad called as he waved his arm out of the suburban window. She threw her bookbag in the back and pulled out the camera.

"What are you limping for? Your knee messin up again?"

Brad asked concerned. She nodded as she pushed a strand of blue hair out of her eyes.

"Brad step on it. The linkee boppers are on the prowl and here they come!"

Brad floored it leaving the group of teenies in the dust.

"Your birth day's comming up soon, what are you going to do for it?"

She shrugged her shoulders as she changed out the tapes for her video camera that Mike and the guys got her for her fifteenth birthday.

"I just want to have some of my friends over and watch movies. Nothin fancy."

Brad nodded.

"Oh by the way, Mike says that just so you know we're going to use most of the footage you shoot today."

"Yeah Yeah, are we there yet?"

She said as she did the bam wave of her hand.

"Yes so now get the hell out of my car."

He said as he laughed.

"Fro muncher."

She mumbeled as she jumped out and walked into the studio with her camera just in time to catch Chester doing his ferocious kitty face.

"Sponge monger."

He said. She rolled her eyes as she started video taping the goings on in the studio.

"Guys, he's here."

Melissa imedaitly went to the door to get a better shot of him. Jay-z walked in and knocked her down with out noticing.

"Hey!"

she cried as she fell painfully onto her bad knee. Rob helped her up. She and Rob were friends with huge benifits. No they haven't had sex yet but they were pretty close.

"Don't do anything stupid."

He warned her. Melissa frowned.

"Rob didn't you see that look of disgust that he gave me?!"

"I know just try to be the bigger person."

She picked up ehr camera to check it over and make sure that it was alright.

"I'm sorry but I cant deal with someone who is irratable because of LDS."

She snorted. Rob poked her playfully in the side. (btw LDS is little dick syndrome)

Melissa continued to film the studio.

"Hey Mike turn the Poop track off!"

Chester called as they started recording Izzo/ in the end. Mike turned the range down.

"Bring out the soulful chaz its a major instead of a minor chord."

Chester started to sing. Melissa then filmed him doing his hand waves.

"Hey mike who's the midget kid on the camera?"

Jay-z said with disdain. Mike was so absorbed in the computer screen he didn't hear it.

"My cousin Melissa. She's an expert on the band, camera crew, penut gallery when chester's recording, voice of the Street soldiers. She also records for me when I have to rap or play parts."

He explained. Melissa rolled her eyes behinde her camera.

"How long do we need to be here?"

Chester asked.

'' as long as we need to be. How many do you think you can do jay?"

Mike asked. Melissa felt Rob's hand snake around her waist as she filmed joe picking his nose.

"I just have creative bursts, that's how I work."

"I think that's pretty much how our drummer works."

'In more then one way' Melissa added silently in her mind.

"Hey joe, you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose."

Rob said.

"I wasn't picking my nose, I had an itch on the inside."

Joe said stubbornly. They finally decided to call it a night. Melissa stood up after putting her camera back in it's case, Jay-z shoulder checked her on his way out. Rob grabbed her by the shoulder to keep her from killing him. Jay-z might have been wearing a bullette proof vest, but he knew for a fact it wasn't Melissa proof.

"I hope you know this means war!"

Rob groaned inwardly. He could swear he had a more peacfull worry free life back when he was a thief.

[Pheonix791989]

Mission 2: WTF?! Jay-z vs melissa round two.

 

That night, Mike heard someone creeping around outside. He frowned. now there was no sound at all. He checked to make sure Melissa was alright. He looked at the lump on her bed. He smiled.

"Mike don't worry about her, she's fine."

Mike jumped at the voice. Anna placed a hand on his shoulder. Mike quietly shut the door.

 

Melissa took out a bobby pin from her pocket. She needed to get into Chester's secret stash of "Tricks" that he kept at Mikes house. She brought the lock to her ear as she listened carefully. This would be the perfect way of getting back at Jay-z.

"Your not suposed to be here."

A voice said. She jumped. Phoenix gave a soft chuckle as she turned and put her hands over her head.

"Oh its just you Sempai."

She said as she returned to her work. Phoenix rolled his eyes as he took the bobby pin from her.

"Remember, Mike's lock is tricky, Half turn right, quarter turn left the there."

He said as he demonstrated for her.

"I would have had it eventually."

Melissa said stubbornly. Phoenix ruffeled her hair.

"They way you were doing it you would have taken a year and a half. What are you doing down here anyways?"

Phoenix questioned her.

"I was uhh..... trying to find something to help me get back at Jay-z."

She said with her gaze casted downward. Phoenix's hard face broke out into a grin.

"What did you have in mind?''

"I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of ductape with the mic."

"Well here's what you want to do......."

He began to whisper in her ear.

 

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Melissa slipped into the sound booth where she saw the wires Phoenix described to her. Then she took a paper clip and twisted it around the two wires. then she stripped them both carefully. When she was finished, she put the wires back and slipped out.

"Where were you?"

Rob asked as he greeted her with a kiss. She gave him a mischevious smile as she pulled out the camera from her bag.

"You'll find out in a minute."

"You didn't kill Jay-z did you?"

Rob asked as Jay-z walked through the door.

"Nope just wait and see."

[ForgottenKid]

w00t go melissa and Pheonix791989 for writting it. Your storys are really great, keep up the good work.

[Jelly]

LOL...thats soo jkz...Jay-Z is soooo mean...he could at least have said sorry

[SpikeMinoda14]

I agree you do have really great storys,and

i love this one so far,keep it comin!!! :thumbsup:

[Pheonix791989]

Mission two Continued

 

"What the FUCK?!?"

Jay-z cried as his voice came out sounding like a chipmunk. Melissa began to tie her hair into a braid. Her long black hair came from her mother's side of the family. 1/2 japanese, 1/2 native american. Rob had himself in silent giggels. this was way too funny. She motioned her head for Rob to come with her. THey both ducked out of the studio and walked quickly to the sound booth. She un did the wires then put them back the way she found them.

"You are just too evil."

Rob said as they went back into the studio room. it was funny.

"Just wait till we go on the band camping trip."

 

(change sceenery)

 

He tried to get a good sniper position.

"Damn it, I can't get a good positon boss."

He mumbeled to the guy dressed in baggy black pants and a black wife beater.

"That's alright, we're just gonna have to get them when they take their camping trip"

The guy gave a laugh.

"They won't have too much to laugh about when we get them for what they did.......What did they do again? Double parking?"

The guy in black smacked the guy with a lap top across the back of the head.

"Shut up, they killed my brother. My Twin Brother."

 

(back to the studio After the concert.)

 

"I don't get you Melissa! you almost flunk the tenth grade but you can come up with shit like this?"

Mike exclaimed. She gave out a groan and sighed.

"You know maybe you should do something creative and constructive."

Mike started lecturing. She rolled her eyes.

"You know mike, maybe you should get a new lecture."

Mike's face softened.

"Do you do this cuz you miss your mom? Or is it something else?"

"Its a mixture of both Mike. Besides after you were a professional theif thought you of all people would get a kick out of the things I do."

She said as she looked at the picture of her and her mom on the reserve in North Carolina. when her mom died she had to leave the reserve to live with her dad.

"I do get a kick out of it....but first rules of the house, no more picking licks with bobby pins, they kill the springs, use a safty pin instead. Don't touch any of the rifles or sniper guns in the stash."

She crossed her arms.

"Mike I'm Native American, I don't like guns. I like Bows and Arrows."

[Friðbjörn]

lol your story's not only good, it has major laughs to it too :thumbsup:

[Jelly]

i love it so far!! great update!

[keza]

really cool!!

[Rae Rae]

lol don't use a bobby pin,use a safety pin lmao that was funny

[Pheonix791989]

Mission three: Stay the fuck alive

 

"Where did Melissa go?"

Chester asked as they hiked up to the clearing right beside the waterfall that was about twenty or so feet tall before it fell into the lake below. The six guys saw something run past them.

"BOOOOOOYYAAAHHHHHAAAAKKAAAAASSSSSHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!"

came the "brad taught" cry. Brad raised his hands in defeat.

"She only picked up the word."

Mike sighed as she flew off the waterfall. Mike rolled his eyes. HE set his backpack down by the cliff.

"I hate it when she does that. Looks like we're going to stop here. can someone go fish her out of the lake?"

He asked as he started setting up the tents. Rob pulled out a huge fishing pole and casted it down the waterfall. He felt a jerk on his line then pulled melissa up out of the water.

"You know rob that was compleatly and totally random?"

She said as she unhooked the fish hook from her shorts. She wetly plopped down beside brad and Phoenix as she squeezed her hair out. Melissa shook her hair out as Brad wrinkeled his nose.

"What i dont smell like wet dog."

"No you smell like wet mike"

[Jelly]

lol...that is sooo jkz

[ForgottenKid]

LOL wet mike. How does that smell like? Great update.

[Pheonix791989]

"come here Draven!"

The blond singer called his kid as the rest of the band set up their tents. Melissa was toweling off her hair over by the fire that Phoenix and Rob started. Chester picked up the kid. Draven squealed loudly as his dad picked him up and twirled him in the air. Chester set the three year old down and laughed as Draven walked tipsily to his Totoro book bag. Brad dusted off his hands and looked at the tents.

"Ok all the tents are up, who's rooming with Joe?"

"NOT ME!"

cried Brad, Phoenix, Rob, Melissa, and chester. Mike frowned.

"Why does it gotta be me?"

"Because your slow spink. Now that we know who is rooming with joe, who all is rooming together?"

Brad asked. The whole camp gave him a strange look that said 'what do you think?'

"Just to take a wild guess, ummm Chester and Draven, Mike and Joe, and Rob and Melissa. So that means that me and you brad are gonna room together."

Phoenix said. Suddenly bulletts wizzed everywhere. they tore threw the tents like a rhino through tissue paper. Draven started crying as chester swooped down on him and picked him up. Mike and Brad's reflexes were still good from the old glory days, they managed to grab the book bags and get behind the trees before anything else could happen.

"What the hell?"

Melissa said as she gripped Rob's hand tightly.

"Daddy I'm scared!"

Draven said as tears came down his face.

"Don't worry Draven, Daddy's not gonna let anything happen to you."

Chester said as he dug through the bookbags trying to find something. Melissa pulled out the japanese longbow that Mike had given her. Then taking an arrow from the quiver, she strung the bamboo bow as she bent the wood with the instep of her foot. She gave the string a few quick tugs before knocking the arrow (this means to put the tail of the arrow on the string) And sending it flying. There were shouts. from the other side of the camp where their attackers stood. Melissa pushed Rob off her as little Draven ran from his hiding place into open ground. She saw one of the men with black hair stand up from the rocky out cropping and take aim at Draven.

"We know your out there Guys, Give up now or the little Brat gets it!"

Melissa growled as Rob tried to stop her.

"Not on my watch."

She said as she took careful aim at the man. She sent the arrow flying.

"Fuck!!!!!!"

The man cried as the arrow was lodged in his thigh. Melissa Ran and grabbed Draven. She fired another arrow as she set Draven down behinde some rocks. Rob dodged bullets as he made his way over to them with a sniper rifle.

"Damn it it took you that long to find the damn guns?!"

She hissed at him. She fired another arrow and gave an evil grin as it hit it's mark.

"Its not my fault Chester lost a Duffel bag full of guns!"

 

(pause in story)

 

Chester- ok yeah I just wanted to interupt for a seccond, just to set things strait, I'm not the one who lost the bag of guns Mike did.

Mike-I did not!

[there is fighting in the background]

Phoenix791989- I'm really sorry for the interuption. I promise it wont happen again. But while we're here, would anyone like to start bidding on the ownership of Mike, Chester, Joe, or Brad? Ill start low, 25 cents.

 

(back to story)

 

"How Do you loose a fucking bag of guns?!"

Melissa shrieked as rob started loading up the gun. four shots were fired each hitting the fallen log where Rob was sitting each closer to his head. Melissa growled as she grabbed Rob by the shirt collar and pulled him closer. The bullette missed him by an inch. She hurriedly stood up as she let another arrow loose. Rob finally clicked the saftey off of his gun then started shooting. He was hitting everything but the guys in black.

"Rob if you can't do it in one shot don't shoot!"

Phoenix shouted. Phoenix threw himself over where there was a clearer shot.

"What do they want?"

Suddenly there was silence. Everyone still had their weapons ready as they emerged from their hiding place.

"They're gone!"

Chester called out. Dravne gave a squeal and ran to chester. Melissa dropped her bow and practically jumped into Rob's arms. Mike spit bitterly on the ground.

"Mike, what did they want?"

Melissa asked timidly. Mike rubbed his temples and sat down on a rock.

"I don't know. I really don't know."

"Let's get the hell out of here."

Chester said as he scooped up his son. The rest agreed silently.

[ForgottenKid]

Great update on the story.

[Jelly]

Omg...what Did They Want?!??!?...poor Draven!!...great Update Btw

[Pheonix791989]

ty ty i will up date more later but now breakfast

[Spike_1412]

How about all of them for $2?

 

Great story! Keep updating!

[Pheonix791989]

$2? do I hear $3 ....maybe $3.50? ill go as five for the lowest for chester

[SpikeMinoda14]

Great updates!!!

 

 

P.S. i got 10 for Joe right here!!!! :thumbsup:

[Pheonix791989]

sold to spikeminoda14 ! proud owner of a new joe lol. im currently typing up the new part so hope you enjoy it.

[SpikeMinoda14]

Ohhh,i can't wait!!!

**hold onto Joe**

your coming home with me!

[Pheonix791989]

lol thats funny