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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

 

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"I dunno, press the button and find out."

 

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

 

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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"What the Fuck are YOU looking at?!?!"

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

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Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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I swear honey.. I've never seen that women before in my life!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I swear honey.. I've never seen that women before in my life!

 

 

To close to home there.

 

" see ya later" I never say goodbye on the phone or in person. So my last words will be "see ya later". When i die it will be an auto accident, that i won't see coming, or i fell asleep at the wheel, so no words will be said.

AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
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Bet me $20 ?!?!

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

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Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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"Cmon... It's just Talc! It can't hurt you... lick SHIT!.... Why would anyone mail me talc!?":confused:

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Arthur: What does it say?

Brother Maynard : It says: "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramethia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of AAAhhahhhhahhaaa."

Arthur: What?

Brother Maynard : The Castle of AAahaahhaaaaaa.

Sir Bedemere: What, he's dead?

Brother Maynard: He must've died while carving it.

Arthur: Oh, come on!

Brother Maynard: Well that's what it says.

Arthur: Look, if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve "Aahhaahaaaaaa." He'd just say it.

Brother Maynard: Well that's what's carved in the rock.

Sir Lancelot: Perhaps he was dictating.

Arthur: Oh, shut up.

 

From my favorite movie.

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Don't worry.. I've taken this much before.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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From my favorite movie.

 

the holy hand grenade!

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

 

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"It's probably just a rash."

 

 

Which is funny because I'm just like that.

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I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

 

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"It's probably just a rash."

 

 

Which is funny because I'm just like that.

 

You mean you have rashes a lot? ewwwwwwwwwww

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I'm trusted by more women.

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