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Hey y'all watch this!!!

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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"I have not yet begun to fight!"

 

Right before charging at a guy 6'8" and weighing 300 lbs.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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"I NEED to get laid, that'll make me feel better"

 

I got laid soon after saying that and she turned out to be a fucken psycho bitch from hell...hindsight I should've just cut my goolies off with a rusty hacksaw blade, would've been less drama....death threats to me and my housemates, AVO's, set up a stalking file on her, moved 3 times, cleaned ALL SORTS of shit off my car, ended up moving to the country....she hasn't found me yet.

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"HAHAHA what does it eat?"

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

  • 1 month later...
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It's all pink inside.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Dog food is even cheaper than potted meat!

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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You damn bikers are a bunch of fuckin' socialists.
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The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Yo momma....

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Make yer own fucking iggz

 

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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You can't kill me with your iron-blasting device! I am Celegorm, Son of Feanor, and I am wearing +3 Chain mail and I carry the Amulet of the Dragon!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
Just put in this whole here?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

Posted
Feanor was gay.

 

So you are the son of the milkman, whose name was Roderick, the lame.

 

Feanor was a bad-ass! He stood up to the Powers of the West, chased Melkor to Beleriand!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Feanor was a bad-ass! He stood up to the Powers of the West, chased Melkor to Beleriand!

 

Sounds like my kind of hero.

 

Scratch the Roderick comment.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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