The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

[Hahninator]

*eats a Hahn Burger*

 

[twilightcrimson7]

Oh wow I missed a lot O__O lmao rob-shaped food!? XDD how fun

do we have a COB chef?? X)

well, I haven't much to say... o.o have a rob-tastic day everyone!!

[Vash_the_Stampede]

Weew! I love it when random boredness turns into something almost productive. XDDD

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/81550aba1299ce1b152f1622b2a4bb50.jpg

[Clogz]

Dude that is awesome. That should be your guys' flag! Now, all you need is an anthem.

[Pheonix791989]

i made an 80 a piece on my exams both in cal and in world history w00t!!

[Vash_the_Stampede]

Congrats! Good job, I think I would bombed them both, lol.

[Pheonix791989]

i dont think u would have bombed, ur a really smart person vash.

[JammerG]

Hey Guys!!! Jammer looks at the empty chilling urns and looks at the bottles lying all over the floor of the CoB... frag it why do I have to clean all this up." Jammer gets fresh water bottles and stacks them in the urns and starts cleaning. she sighs as she works wishing she had more time to come and clean and worship and very quietly DROOL INTO A TOWEL!!!! they are supplied for that purpose and others (S******s and gets her mind out of the gutter) It's all good... It's really strange and I know that we are just one big family but shit I miss you guys when I aint here!!! Not to worry.

 

Jammer lights a drumstick shaped candle and walks up to the Idol that stands in all it's ROBNESS!!! HAIL TO THE DRUMMER!!! May all others keep up with the beat!!!

 

Jammer smiles wipes her chin and walks out whistling...

[Ravynlee]

Hiya guys! *group hug moment* Awww...

I know I haven't been here for a while, like, maybe 2 days or so *gasp!* but a freaky thing has happened to me this last week... I've been working! (a hushed silence falls across the congregation) Yeah, weird, I know... it's been a while. Kinda explains why I haven't been online much at all these past few days, I'm actually busier now in RL than I can remember being in quite a while, so while it's good in one respect it's bad in another; it's keeping me from you guys and this place and my beloved CoB. *sob* Hopefully y'all can forgive me and hopefully things will settle down into some sort of routine soon so I can actually get back here more often like I usually do/have done...

 

Anyway. OMFG, look at this place! I love what QWest and the mods have done to this place! *jaw drops* It's great... feels like Christmas (or non-Christian equivalent) I can't wait to go check it all out again and get up to no-good in ppl's journals again *insert evil laughter here*

 

Anyway, quickie tonight, just to let y'all know that I'm not dead *gasp again!* and that I fully intend to be back for real in another 12 or so hours (I have 2 days off! Woo-hoo!) so look out, the ranter will be back to terrorize. Also a huge thanks to everyone for keeping this place alive and kicking (love y'all) and that I love our new 'flag' by Vash, quite creative *hugs* and thanks also to our wonderful Chef for the Bourdie-Bourbons -

(Bourbon as in the sweet bickie, as opposed to the sweet spirit that I've been ingesting probably a bit too-much of as of late, every night after work *drunken grin* Love my Bourdon and coke, oops! I mean, Bourbon and coke... or just skip the coke and give me the Bourdon... *drools*)

- and to all the wonderful staff and CoB congregation that works tirelessly behind the scenes, posting drool-worthy Grammy pics and lighting drumstick shaped candles and so forth... It's all very humbly appreciated.

 

*Big Bourdon bear hugs* to all of you.

 

And a huge hi to my number 2 who's naturally bright and congrats on your exams. BTW, have you managed to solve issue with logging in/out yet? If not you may need to do what ATLien told me to do and clear your cookies from your hard drive (which worked, and I feel like a doofus cause I didn't know). Don't know how? If you need step by step PM me and I'll walk you through it. If sorted ignore most of the above. Except for smart bit and congrats bit. You earned it. *hugs*

 

Heya Vash miss our chats. Hi Clogz, thanks for stopping by. Hiya the rest of the CoB crew Phe, Jammer, Twi, Meteora, black_angel, brokenangel, Hahninator, Chipmonk, SS1 thanks for stopping in and mingling and heya to anyone else who's been by and I haven't mentioned yet! *whew!* Well, look forward to catching up again real soon (I mean, real soon if I get my way) but I've finished my shift, had a shower, had a feed, now I'm off to bed I think, I'm totally beat. Can't even face Sim-Rob and Sim-Rav's hectic lifestyle tonight (Did I tell you they got married? *laughs* Now have 3 boys, all under 2y/o *pulls hair out* It's a long story, don't get me started or this post will never end...) Anyway, on that note...

 

Take care guys. *hugs* TTYL, promise,

-Rav

 

aka Bourdie's B*tch Back off Jammer! *grr* (laughs @ private joke)

[brokenangel]

hi rav...nice to have you back!! glad to see you're keeping yourself busy with work... that's better than being busy with something else... *evil grin* but anywho... i love the boudie-flag! it's very creative and we can use a flag...flags are good to have..so anyway *takes a bourdon-bourbon and walks around*

[FadedBlue]

I agree with twitwi, we need a COB chef.

Great to have you back ravy.*pokes you*

 

That would be an awesome flag!!

Its so..brilliant.^_^

 

Hey, brokenangel. Do you think Rob would mind if we raped him?LMAO.*inside joke*

You can move to Switzerland with me:p

[Chipmonk21177]

glad to see ur back and hangin around here, Rav! and Vash, great flag!! i'm just stoppin in cuz i hav to get back to my game of Sims! *gasps*! yes i play the Sims as well. but i'm not very good at, like the time i was playin with my cuzin Rachel, we made me and her (and Rob!), and she went upstairs to get something to eat and told me to make sure everyone stayed alive and healthy, and i accidently killed her (not in real life, in the Sims game) cuz she fell asleep in the pool......*coughs* anyway.....i'll talk to u guys later...

[Pheonix791989]

wb rav. i was able to log out but i cant register my brother because we share the same email address. oh well. he says he'll just insert little comments in my posts so if it dosent sound like me its probably my brother Deryk. By the way thanks for the congrats rav.

Deryk: hi every one!! im Phi/Melissa's twin bro. i like rob as a drummer hes a really cool guy. so can I be a member please?

[Vash_the_Stampede]

No worries, I shall assist you.

[DerykInuTaishou]

hi i finally got a SN thanks to vash. Im Deryk, Phi's older twin bro. so hi to everyone.

[brokenangel]

Hey, brokenangel. Do you think Rob would mind if we raped him?LMAO.*inside joke*

You can move to Switzerland with me:p

heck yeah! *cancels mexico and books switzerland* ..i'm about done with gerard, so we're gonna have to hurry up! lol

 

...anyway...welcome phi's twin brother! hope you enjoy it here! are you also an official CoB member now? we can always use more members....

[o0SugaxNxSpice0o]

Hey and welcome to the forums and to the wonderful CoB Deryk xD! Twins! That's so cute heh. I like the way your name is spelt, it's a lot more interesting haha.

 

I haven't been here much myself. I guess I must've smelt the ROB SHAPED COOKIES (How sweet is that?!) which drove me here heh. I've been on a cookie indulgence spree myself this week so that really made my day! *Imagines all sorts of cookie shaped things* *Drools* Argh! Rob looks so manly and sophisticated in his suit! Very smart indeed =)

I will work on some tiny graphics soon though xD! I've missed a lot *Gasps*. Nice job on the flag Vash

 

***Gives more hugs back to Rav***

I'm glad you're back even though it was just 2 days heh! Feels like 2 weeks seriously >.< Where does time fly these days. Yeah this place looks a ton better and feels like there's more interaction and new facilities going on! It's amazing isn't it xD! Wo0t, well I'm glad you're not dead, and you're truely alive and kicking! Keep doing what you're doing Byeee!

[Black_Angel]

Welcome back Rav *hugs back*

Awesome flag there Vash, it shall be flown with pride above the CoB

Hello to everyone else, and to Phis bro *waves*

[Ravynlee]

Do you think Rob would mind if we raped him?LMAO.*inside joke*

Don't know the joke but like totally understand the sentiment! *chuckles evilly* Oh, the amount of times I've contemplated that very thing... uh, not that I actually advocate that sort of behaviour *innocent smiles* Of course... moving right along...

 

BTW, *pokes FB back and laughs* missed y'all too! Yep, agree flag rocks.

Chipmonk; as for Sims, are you playing 1 or 2? If you're interested I know of some 'novel' ideas for killing Sims *insert more evil laughter* and have you been over to Mod the Sims 2 recently? Love that LP set AnimalYeah101 created for me, huh? Have more coming hopefully in the next few days, so will keep you posted there...

 

Hiya Deryk! Welcome to the club. A twin? Sweet. We here all love your sis, my number 2 in charge, Phe. *Awww* She rocks on the drums too... as you'd know *laughs* Would love to hear what you do sometime, yeah? Anyway, we're nothing fancy here at Rob's humble little gathering of devotees and a little crazy at times (some would argue most of the time) but if you can handle that (and the amount of drool we give out on a regular basis) then I'm sure you're gonna love it here as much as we all do, well, I do at least. *welcoming hugs*

 

Hiya Jen! *squeeze hugs* Man, we never catch up anymore! *sobs* But it's good to be missed, errr... did that come out right? *laughs* Prob not. Oh well, glad your cookie-fetish lured you in, we love all things sweet and Rob-related here *drools* I was gonna say Rob-shaped but seeing as how this IS a public forum and we do have minors present, I need to keep my mind relatively free from the gutter... *ahem* (yes, well) I'm wondering if maybe one day amid your busy schedule you'd do me a lil vid sig thing of Rob playing the drums in the studio from LPTV ep 1 (?) but maybe down the track perhaps... We'll talk details later if maybe...? Anyway, glad you're here too. *more hugs* And great job also for your part on new revamping... sweet-as!

 

Hiya Vash, Brokenangel, Black_Angel, everyone else *more hugs* Will catch up soon!

 

Anyway, will go now. Will post members update soon, just need to PM Phe and see what I've missed as of late (I have a memory like a sieve, seriously, it's old age creeping up that's what!) So once I get details sorted I or she will update okay? *more back-breaking, nose-bleed-inciting squeeze Bourdie-Bear hugs* (cause what other hugs would you expect from a big burly bloke like Robbie? - drools at the thought... wipe chin, damnit! Oops, sorry, where was I? Oh yeah...)

 

Take care guys, as always TTYL,

-Rav

[brokenangel]

hey rav...*hugs back* and twilight...we have a caterer, which, i think is pretty close to being a chef (meteora500 is the caterer) ..wait..can i be a waitress then? i mean, the place is filling up and we're creating more and more rob-shaped food... i don't think m500 could handle all of that alone... SO I WANNA BE THE OFFICIAL COB WAITRESS!! *calms down and looks at phi and rev with puppy dog eyes* pleaassee..can i?

[Ravynlee]

Sure, why the heck not? I'm sure Meteora500 would appreciate the help! *laughs* Phe and I are working on the member's update list as we speak. Hopefully we'll have it done between us in the next day or so. Hold tight, will update that info when we can. *hugs*

[brokenangel]

thank you!! *goes out to make an official CoB waitress outfit and badge*

[Ravynlee]

thank you!! *goes out to make an official CoB waitress outfit and badge*

*laughs* An admirable position too, to be sure. Wasn't Rob once a waiter? Hmmm... suddenly feel the need for a coffee...

[brokenangel]

*lets all of the material for the uniform fall and runs out and hurries back with a cup of coffee for Boss Lady* hope you like it.... it's called 'bourdaccino'...(bourdon cappicino (sp?)) lol

[Pheonix791989]

Rav - Bourdie's B*tch

Pheonix791989 - Assistant obsessor/2IC

TwilightCrimson7

Shahfire

Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever - official (and much overworked) Janitor

JammerG - official Towel/Water Girl

4everLP_Shinoda

Chipmonk21177 - Security/Advert Rep

Woodyloveslinkin

StupidSoul1 - our other official (overworked) Janitor

FadedBlue - Security

acdcrules04 - official Bucket Holder

Jelly - Security

Vash_the_Stampede- Head of Security/official Counsellor

Hahninator- Security

Black_Angel-

brokenangel- waitress

Meteora500 - our official Caterer/Chef

o0SugaxNxSpice0o - official Technical wiz

DerykInuTaishou - our latest member!

 

i got your updates and here is the members list. welcome dearest big bro. *cough* moron*cough* im gonna so kick ur ass later for that prank. i know it was u. but any who. i made a wall paper for the contest and the links overthere i have 2 wallpapers and the first ones rob. major droolage!

 

edit:i am so sorry broken angel. i didnt realize it till deryk said sumthin. plez forgive me?