The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

[Chipmonk21177]

i know i dont know a lot bout Limp Biskit and the reason for that is, that i dont like that band every much. listen sry for tearin at u it's just that when some1 disses something that i care bout, like my friends (CoB), then i get really defensive and lose my cool. i'm sure ur a cool person too, and like i said i'm sry for tryin to diss u. and yeah, we'll whipe off our mouths b4 we go to sleep, lol. again sry for freakin out on u.

[dany]

A few people. Lets say..err.. millions? And dont discuss with me about Limp Bizkit because I know more about them than you do. I wasnt actually trying be hostility but seems like it turned out like that. I bet you all are awesome, nice, cool, funky, and all that other shit. And of course i respect your opinions, but tearing in me like I was tissue paper? Come on. Feels like you're kinda offended.

 

Anyway. I'll just let you guys drool in peace. Dont forget to whipe it off when you go to sleep or you might sufficate in it.

 

*makes one of those ubercool-looking westside handflashes that makes you look cool*

well,u have to know we all droll,i droll for chester and some of u here,for rob

so if he likes limp bizkit let him droll

i used to like limp bizkit too,but now not anymore....it's like they've really become old.....

[Chipmonk21177]

ur right dany, Chris i accept the fact that u like Limp Biskit and i promise i wont diss them any more just for u! lol, and dany, wow ur like a peace maker! lol jk i just wanted to say that

[Yackiestinger]

I'm not starting any arguing or kind of discrimination,just askin..

 

I think Rob is jewish so maybe you could write it Sinagoge of Bourdon, cuz ,you know,church is catholic thingy

[dany]

I'm not starting any arguing or kind of discrimination,just askin..

 

I think Rob is jewish so maybe you could write it Sinagoge of Bourdon, cuz ,you know,church is catholic thingy

yeah,u're right

rob is jewish and also brad.....nice idea....with the sinagogue he he he

[Chipmonk21177]

lol! sinagoge of Bourdon, lol!! i'll talk to Ravynlee, lol.

[Yackiestinger]

as you wish..I just said my notice..that's all

[Chipmonk21177]

lol, i think it was...uh... well to be honest i got a pretty good laugh out of it. but yeah Rob is Jewish

[Chipmonk21177]

anyway, Ravynlee i was looking at some web sites and this is what i found:

Mike Shinoda- married to Anna

Chester Bennington- divorced (rumor has it, is currently dating Talinda)

Brad Delson- married to ?

Rob Bourdon- dating Susan (supposedly)

Phoenix- married to Lindsey

Mr. Hahn- dating Karen (supposedly)

there that's what i found, but i dont know if its all accurate. oh and i found some great pics of Rob and, call me blonde (i'm a brunette), but how do u post pics?? oh well, it's all good for now!

[JammerG]

A few people. Lets say..err.. millions? And dont discuss with me about Limp Bizkit because I know more about them than you do. I wasnt actually trying be hostility but seems like it turned out like that. I bet you all are awesome, nice, cool, funky, and all that other shit. And of course i respect your opinions, but tearing in me like I was tissue paper? Come on. Feels like you're kinda offended.

 

Anyway. I'll just let you guys drool in peace. Dont forget to whipe it off when you go to sleep or you might sufficate in it.

 

*makes one of those ubercool-looking westside handflashes that makes you look cool*

 

Chris you are Mad (As in sic, kewl, supa funky) I am not a Rob Obsessor like the others here, but what this thread is for it to devote time to talking about the Hunky Rob Bourdon (HAIL TO THE DRUMMER) Me myself Like the guy off your sig especially when he sings CLOSER live... Hmmmm. anyway, let them drool, I clean up the pews and hand out the water.

 

They all know they will never be the significant other in any of the band members lives. This is their little way of dealing with it. Me, I relax, laugh and go with the flow. And as the tall one would say:"IT'S ALL GOOD!"

 

PS Chris: i am a 36 year old Linkin Park fan with 3 children, Who knows she will never have a chance with the hunky MR HAHN, OR SHINODA OR DELSON... but I do dream!!!

*Jammer s******s nastily and drags her mind out of the gutter Before walking into the Synogogue of Bourdon...

 

There she picks up the empties, restocks the water urns and picks up the wet towels off the pews. "You women really need to do something about the amount of drool and whatever else it is on these, because the laundry bill is yet to come in.." Jammer sighs wearily and puts a load of washing on...

 

She walks quietly up to the shrine and lights a drumstick shaped candle and has a quiet time talking to the divinity of "Rob" before letting out three "HAIL TO THE DRUMMER." CALLS AND RAISING HER LEFT HAND IN THE "ITS ALL GOOD!" HAND SIGN.

[Vash_the_Stampede]

Just perusing through, if you want the named changed, tell me, & I can do it for you.

Vash

[Chris]

i know i dont know a lot bout Limp Biskit and the reason for that is' date=' that i dont like that band every much. listen sry for tearin at u it's just that when some1 disses something that i care bout, like my friends (CoB), then i get really defensive and lose my cool. i'm sure ur a cool person too, and like i said i'm sry for tryin to diss u. and yeah, we'll whipe off our mouths b4 we go to sleep, lol. again sry for freakin out on u.[/quote']

 

About the tearing part, it was aimed at that other person. But ohwell I know what you mean. If someone says that one of my friends should die id beat him to dead. lol

 

As long as everyone keeps in my mind that they cant marry Rob, Chester, Mike or whoever, you guys have my blessing. I'll even join the club. I'll just pass out candy.

[Ravynlee]

bump up their post count? if i want to do that id post in every thread but i dont.

 

Seriously. A church of Brad? Sexy? BEST DRUMMER? Riiiiiight. Some people really need to listen to other music. He's just sexy because he's in the band. John Otto of Limp Bizkit is an better drummer than him. And it seriously is.

 

You guys really need to stop fantasizing about someone you cant reach. "Thinking of Brad is a workout"? COME OOON PEOPLE! I thought i was hopeless. GROW UUUUUP! FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITYYYYY!!!

 

 

*dies*

*shakes head* Okay I know this is kinda late but it stirred something in me so I'm gonna let fly, too... um, for the sake of clarification, it's Rob, not Brad, (D'uh), and you obviously don't read a great deal around here either because as it turns out surprisingly what I have been listening to by way of other music lately is Nine Inch Nails With Teeth, just so you're informed. And, ask JammerG, I actually used to watch Dr Phil a while back (before discovering LPF, coincidentally) AND I am in therapy (for unrelated issues) and even my personal therapist doesn't have as many issues with it as you seem to. Basing a religion on Rob... as has been said, this is refered to as a religion because I didn't know what else to refer to it as (plus, when I originally came up with the CoB concept, I never imagined it would spill over into an actual gathering. It was just me fantasizing because I could, basically).

 

As for Rob being sexy because he's in the band, that definately helps and let's face it, it is a Linkin Park fan site, (D'uh, again), but I'vebeen through other band obsessions before, I think we all have on and off at some point (I was Trent Reznor's B**ch in high school, so's you know) and a mad Stone Gossard obsessor (or Pearl Jam fame for 12 years before discovering Jeff Buckley and after his untimely death *sob* Linkin Park) While no one's disputing Mr Otto's talented, talent like beauty is in the eye of the beholder as far as I'm concerned and so is people's tastes in music or rock idols for that matter. If you'd bothered to read my previous post you'd see I vehemently argue this teeny-bopper mentality of 'getting with' any band member (as if! *rolls eyes*), IT IS ALL FOR FUN and so while no one's getting hurt, why should it matter to you what we say or do here?

 

I agree with Chipmonk, that if you have nothing constructive to say or you simply don't agree with what we're doing/saying/posting here, don't visit, no one's forcing you to. If we frustrate you, avoid us, simple. I respect you're entitled to your opinion, but if you have nothing constructive to say, why say anything? Remember, it is better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Thanks to The Simpsons for that philosophical quote) *grins*

 

We could continue this diatribe for ages yet but frankly I'm weary of it. It's all been said anyhoo... *sigh* So yeah... seeing as how you've all reached an admirably amicable agreement without me, I'll let it go at that. Opinions are like @$$holes; everyone's got one, not everyone shows 'em off (unless you're particularly fond of 'mooning' people like our dear Chazzy Chaz, apparently). But thanks for the heads-up on the whole wiping our faces before we go to bed at night save drowning in our own drool, I appreciate that sentiment. And so's you know, I've like dreamt of Rob once in 4 years, so there's no fear of me drowning in my drool. Ask JammerG who see's me on a daily occurance (as my poor housemate) I'm not as obsessed in RL as I appear to be here, (though, sometimes I wonder myself...)

 

*Whew!* Now, anway, I've gotten that off my chest... (c'mon, folks, you know I can't simply post small posts... I've tried! Honestly, I have!) Anyway, let's address a few other issues...

 

Jammer notified me regarding the Synagogue thing. To be honest I considered that from the very begining, (again, who'd have known this would have actually taken off to it's own thread!) knowing that both Brad and Rob are both Jewish, but apart from the fact I know very little about the Jewish faith (and for the sake of clarification, have no desire to convert just because my fav. band member is, sorry) and have issues with spelling the word *laughs* my biggest issue by far with the whole name change is this;

 

Abbreviate the Church of Bourdon and you get this: CoB.

Abbreviate Synagogue of Bourdon and you get this: SoB.

 

Now I don't know what connotations SoB brings to your minds, but to me it's the not-so-nice (son of a b**ch) or, conversely, *sob* as in crying. And lets face it we drool more than cry around here... (and ask our dear janitors, that's an excessive drooling problem, well, is on my part anyway *grins guiltily*) I know it's not a big issue, but seeing as how I don't have much of a life (gee, can you tell? *raises eyebrow cynically*) I refer to this 'organisation' (for want of a better word) a fair bit, and abbreviate it accordingly. Robbie's not a SoB! And he's not worth crying over, either (well, that depends) but... *shrugs*

 

I guess if we all come to the agreement, then it can be changed, either way it's all good. As far as I'm aware we have one or two Jewish folk amongst our ranks anyway, and while I was raised Anglican I adopted the Wiccan faith quite a number of years back, so I don't actually answer to the Christian doctrine anyway, but Church is so much easier to say than Synagogue... plus it rolled off the tongue better when you pronounce it...*laughs* Oh well, maybe we should just have a show of hands? Tell me what you'd prefer (and thanks to the wonders of Vash! We here love you Vash, you ever helpful soul you! *grins*) it will be altered accordingly if you so decree it. Not that Rob himself will ever see (but he knows now, doesn't he, Pheonix?!?) *grins uneasily* (I can see a lawsuit arising from this in the not-to-distant-future!) *laughs again*

Ah, it's all good!

 

And tell me, Chipmonk, did you get the picture posting issue sorted or do you still need help with that? PM me and I'll help if you like. Sweet!

 

Well, anyway, long enough post for now. Will go and catch my breath after this latest rant-session. BTW, someone has to tell me what's a Jewish priest called? A Rabii, isn't it? Will I become Rav the ranting Rabii from the Synagogue of Bourdon? (Hey, now you put it like that, is does have a nice ring to it, huh? *grins*) Like I said, let me know and we'll do that, sweet?

 

Take care peoples, yes, even you Chris, as much as you fired me up. But you're a NIN fan so I can't stay mad at you... afterall, you've obviously got taste, so, y'know... *grins* If you want to hand out candy so be it. As we all like to repeat ad nauseum around here, "It's all good!"

 

*Big bear hugs* and TTYL,

-Rav

[stupidsoul1]

wow it seems i missed out quite a bit *cleans up the drool for not just rob but for limp bizkit and brad fans too*

[dany]

anyway, Ravynlee i was looking at some web sites and this is what i found:

Mike Shinoda- married to Anna

Chester Bennington- divorced (rumor has it, is currently dating Talinda)

Brad Delson- married to ?

Rob Bourdon- dating Susan (supposedly)

Phoenix- married to Lindsey

Mr. Hahn- dating Karen (supposedly)

there that's what i found, but i dont know if its all accurate. oh and i found some great pics of Rob and, call me blonde (i'm a brunette), but how do u post pics?? oh well, it's all good for now!

brad's wife name is monica but no one saw her in a pic or with brad

that's strange

[acdcrules04]

*raises hand* can i be in CoB? ALL HAIL BOURDON THE AWESOME DRUMMER MAN!!!!!!!!!

[Ravynlee]

Members update

 

Rav (me) - Reverend/Rabii type person/head chick

TwilightCrimson7

Pheonix791989 - Assistant obsessor/2IC

Shahfire

Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever - official (and much overworked) Janitor

JammerG - official towel/water Girl

4everLP_Shinoda

Chipmonk21177

Woodyloveslinkin

StupidSoul1 - our other offical (overworked) janitor

FadedBlue

acdcrules04 - our newest member! *yay*

 

*Big Bourdon-bopper bear hugs to you all* WELCOME!

 

Hey, thanks guys for posting, and hell, for defending the congregation when I was off doing menial chores in the real world *laughs* You all need super hugs, water, cookies, drumstick-shaped candles, heck, whatever takes your fancy as rewards! Kudos to the lot of you, I'm very moved and proud *wipes tear from her eye* Thanks again for defending our pretty bizarre and arguably unhealthy obsession with one of our favourite musicians of all time... *runs off to hug Rob's knee appreciatively* Bless ya' Bourdie... *sigh*

(Oh, and just to get on to that subject for a second, as much as I adore Rob's drumming and percussionistic abilities, I have to say (and I believe I've said it before) that IMHO, Lars from Metallica is my fav. drummer of all time. Rob's number two. But the fact he's a super-hunk and seems like such a quiet, down to earth, all-round nice type guy you could proudly take home to Mum *laughs at that insane notion and the images that conjures* (my Mum's 5 feet tall, period, I'm 5'3" so I imagine there'd be a lot of knee hugging at that introduction! *chuckles*) yeah, that's why he get's my vote. Anyway, moving on...

 

I'd like to introduce our latest member; acdcrules04 Welcome to the club. I think we're experiencing a name-change at the moment, but hopefully you'll enjoy it here and all that once the madness settles down a bit (will it, like, ever, really?!?). We're a strange bunch (as if you couldn't tell already) but we're relatively harmless, laid-back, friendly types. Excessive drooling isn't a requirement but you'll feel right at home if you suffer from this terrible affliction like I myself, and a majority of the humble congregation also do. *grins*

 

Anyhoo, thanks guys for the interviews and the info and the pics and whatnot, this place is starting to look healthy again!

 

Dany, in regards to the Brad/Monica thing, I know, it's weird having no pics of "Monica" on the entire Internet with which to go by... just weird. And it's funny how all the guys at one point or another have/do take their respective partners out to shows or concerts or whatever, but there's just nothing of his apparent "wife"... hmmm... *frowns concernedly* Maybe she's just shy?

I understand that. Can't say fame is something I'd particularly want impeding on my life or whatever either, I guess as a celeb you kind of have to get used to it, it's part of the job afterall, but being the significant other of a celeb must really suck at times... don't wish that kind of sufferance on anyone, except maybe my enemies, but *shrug* why give them anymore satisfaction, huh? *grins*

Anyway, thanks for that.

 

Well, haven't posted a pic for a bit, as I'm oft in the habit of doing. And seeing as how I've put everyone through enough of my ranting for one day, I'm offering this as a reward to show my appreciation. Hell, let's see if I can find another nice one amidst the collection and post more, huh? *grins* Remember, it's a thumbnail folks, click image for full glorious droolworthy detail.

 

Rob's interpretation of the going's on in this place *laughs*

 

Still a gorgeous pic... I mean person yeah, person that he is/must be... ah, whatever! *grins*

Look, I don't know the guy, I just have lots and lots and lots of pictures of him, that's all... (Brain to self: y'know, in any other state that'd almost be considered stalking, wouldn't it?) *looks blank for a minute then laughs* Thay have to catch me first! *Runs off laughing maniacally*

 

Well, thanks SS1, Rusu, I just know there's gonna be lots to keep you guys busy after that visual feast *drools... drools some more, almost to the point of developing a rash on her chin like a teething infant* (eww! That's gross! But funny for a blatant bare-faced lie) Hope you don't mind... *hugs for our much appreciated janitors*

That reminds me, we need security personnel. Pheonix (our second in charge) and I had a few PM's regarding this matter earlier... any takers? For those of you who don't know what you want to contribute to the flock, consider the vacancy. Thanks. Will let you know as positions arise, or conversely, let me know what you'd like to do and we'll scribble it onto the members list alongside your name. *grins* Like I said before in an earlier post, y'don't need to, but some have chosen to show their affiliation with this lovable bunch of Rob-obsessing miscreants by adding it to their sigs, choice is yours.

We love ya, no matter what. But not as much as we love Rob, he's the reason we're gathered here today (and every other day), after all!

 

*wanders up to the shrine and lights drumstick-shaped candles alongside Jammers, while pondering the wall of Bourdon, a collage of about 1000 pics we've scratched together from varying sources.* Hmmm... nice view! *chuckles*

Anyway, that's me done for now. I'm off to go have some dinner! Take care people's, will catch up again soon. You know I'm never away for long.

 

-Rav

(Soon to be known as Rav the Rob-ranting Rabii from the Synagogue of Bourdon, rite?) *grins as she rolls her eyes* Idiot

[dany]

oh my god...u all are really rob osbessers

[dany]

 

Dany, in regards to the Brad/Monica thing, I know, it's weird having no pics of "Monica" on the entire Internet with which to go by... just weird. And it's funny how all the guys at one point or another have/do take their respective partners out to shows or concerts or whatever, but there's just nothing of his apparent "wife"... hmmm... *frowns concernedly* Maybe she's just shy?

I understand that. Can't say fame is something I'd particularly want impeding on my life or whatever either, I guess as a celeb you kind of have to get used to it, it's part of the job afterall, but being the significant other of a celeb must really suck at times... don't wish that kind of sufferance on anyone, except maybe my enemies, but *shrug* why give them anymore satisfaction, huh? *grins*

Anyway, thanks for that.

 

yeah,...................monica shy........brad shy......... funny

i think maybe his wife is too beautiful and that's why we never saw her...maybe he's afraid someone will steal her

[Chris]

*passes out candy and leaves*

 

Hey. Im a volunteer.

[Pheonix791989]

nice change frm the CoB rav. i have web academy right now so I will return later to go on with my rob rants as 2nd in command. lol.

[FadedBlue]

MONICA? WHAT THE FUDGESTICLES?

Ive never heard of her..meh.

 

Lmao, the sinagogue of Rob:p

[Pheonix791989]

does any one know what type of sticks Rob uses? I think they r vatars but im not sure

[Chipmonk21177]

idk what type of sticks he uses, sry. anyway about the whole synagoge of Bourdon thing, i personally, for one, think its hilarious, and two, i think it could just be an inside joke with the CoB?? idk... btw Ravynlee, could i possibly be part of the security for the CoB? like the head of the security? idk i just want to hav something next to my name, lol, and i think that "head of security" would look cool, lol.

[Pheonix791989]

lol that would be nice to have some security. I'm pretty sure that its vatar. im back for now. Drum lessons start in almost an hour. I like the idea of an inside joke, lol. im excited to start playing drums. w00t.