The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

[Black_Angel]

Hmm... Rob in a movie. I see Rob as a kind of silent killer, so I'd probably put him as some lone serial killer. Hmm... *thinks* I've not seen many horror films.. erm... I dunno, but I'd put him as a crafty genious lone serial killer ^.^

[Ravynlee]

*laughs @ Phi's sister* Yeah, I understand that. Remembering that I was chaz's gal for four years before I 'suddenly' awoke to the Bourdon Briliance... yup, just literally like that *snaps fingers* Yeah, agreed, good choice. Rob rocks. Naturally. Else I would'nt be here so 'religiously', huh?

 

*laughs again @ Black_Angel* I think that's just perfect. XD He is the quiet type and it's the quiet one's you've gotta watch or so they say. I bet he's got a vicious temper too when provoked, but something tells me you'd really have to push him relentlessly to get a reaction, he's probably more inclined to shake his head and walk away from a mouthful of abuse before he lashed out in any form I'd think. (It's the Capricorn crede, trust me, my brother and step father are both Astrological goats and I know how frustrating they can be!)Having said that, I can so totally see Rob playing a psychopath in a movie. He'd be very good at it too. The 'look,' it's that perpetual frown man, *shudders* beautifully savage. *drools* Not to mention it doesn't hurt he's built like a brick sh*thouse, six and a half feet up and three across, big gentle giant that he is... *swoons* God he's lovely.

 

As for an actual 'character' in a movie? Hmmm... *thinks long and hard*

That's a very hard quest. He's not the Arigorn type and I don't see him in a Bruce Willis type movie, either, so looking at 'darker' films maybe he'd be good in a 'High Crimes' type movie. Was that the one with Ashlee Judd in it? He could pull off the executive type for his good legit front and be the menacing stalking psychopath lurking in the victims' garden when he gets all pumped up, like he does on stage. Man, that alone would be enough to make me scared. God damn, he's gorgeous... *laughs* Rob's a hot tomale.

 

Amusingly enough though, and I think I've mentioned this once or twice before, but he'd also look good in a period piece. Namely a religiously themed period piece, like, dare I utter it, a Jesus movie. Now I'm not religious, but when Rob gets all Lumber-jackie ;P both he and Brad look frighteningly 'archaic.' I can just see it, them both robed up in sandals following the Messiah all over the countryside... Yep, Rob would make a good Messiah, maybe even one of the Romans that persecuted said son-of-God? *s******s*

Forgive me, I've been 'studying' Judaism the last few days for my latest LP fanfic, part 2 (technically 3) to the last epic I penned, a romantic/erotic drama called 'Somewhere I Belong' in collaboration with ex-LPFer JammerG. Anyway, I'm not converting, not by a long shot, but I do have a newfound respect for their beliefs. It makes more sense in a lot of aspects than the Catholocism I was 'raised near.' Well, I'll get over it. But it's a heavy read. So's the story. *sob* Anyway...

 

As for the psychopath pose; check this out for a picture... XD

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/f7d309808e39b5d3a141eca3db56f685.jpg

Or this;

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/171c5884d658baa17b6b61815d6eae6d.jpg

or this well known one;

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/eead257874d0aa8f3283ba65df9cb70f.jpg

*shudders* Man, makes me freak... he does look evil... but still... *wipes chin*

 

And a 'Jesus' one? Sheesh... Brad's easier to envision, but if you use your imagination, try this...

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/21ba7ee87e61d82fe28c2fcb67e85f1f.jpg

or maybe;

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/751c1e01076a424212fb8da37daf4128.jpg

Hell, anything with a beard really. *laughs* He's got that rugged look downpat. Bless the big guy.

 

Okay, that's enough for one day. *Big Bourdie Bear hugs*

Take care guys, be good etc. Hope y'all enjoyed the drooling session, now go rehydrate yourselves before the next imminent drooling session .

TTYL,

 

-Rav

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

Do they vaccuum their own floors?

That reminded me of Scary movie...and Dewy (sp?) is like "Don't distrub me when I'm cleaning my room" heheheh :S:S:S ewww

 

I LOVE YOU THELEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Btw...lol at the 'Jesus' Rob...that should be the picture outside of CoB... if you get my drift

 

Man, speeking of CoB, a girl in my year had a T-Shirt (I only saw it from the back) but it said CoB!!!! I stared for about half an hour....it was a cool T shirt...nothing to do with Rob though

[Pheonix791989]

i can totally see Rob in that type of role. silent but deadly. reminds me of a fart in an elevator. (remind any one of anything) but i can see him as playing the dude from one story I red about a silent mass murder or yeah the silent crazy guy. (the hot crazy guy might I add.)

 

I have to agree with Rav on the temper thing though. After having three brothers and three sisters, it takes alot to get under my sking but I have a temper if you keep nit picking again and again. He does seem to me like the kind of guy to just shake his head and walk away. That just makes him more loveable. Its sweet kind of. (atleast I think so) well bye for now

phi

[Black_Angel]

Omg he looks bloody scary in those pics And in the first one it looks like hes posing for his prison convict photo (or whatever they're called). Major droolage at the last pic though...

 

Wow Ruth thats so cool ^.^ You should totally steal her shirt lmao

[brokenangel]

*feels soooo loved by everyone saying that they love me :D ...BIG HUGE squishy hug for you guys* hey rav...have you seen Donnie Darko yet? if you are, you should have atleast 24 hours to watch it. i had to watch it 3 times in order to actually GET the damn movie and i really really can't explain it .

 

what? we're talking about rob being in a movie? *huge smile* well, that's an image i can keep myself busy on.

[Ravynlee]

Hey guys!

Hey, love you Thelea! *laughs* Everyone else is saying it! *cough* sheep *cough* Hehehe...

 

Rusu, that cracked me up, the whole "Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!" thing.... *laughs* Though something tells me maybe Rob as a teenager may have actually said something along those lines once in a while, hehehe... And the whole Jesus pic out front of the CoB thing; yup, I agree, if I get creative I might splice together a few images and see if I can 'recreate' Rob's image more suitably to this theme *evil s******* Should be good for a laugh.

The CoB tee-shirt thing would have been freaky... wow... I'd almost forgotten about Phi ages ago I think it was tossing about plans to actually draft up something more official, so to see it, even when it doesn't actually pertain to 'us' collectively would have been freaky, if any of that makes sense? *raises a sceptical brow*

 

*Bursts out laughing @ Phi's fart in an elevator gag... literally!*

Man, that just cracked me up! And the temper thing, yeah, agreed, it's sweet to think he appears the kind of guy (mind you, this is all purely conjecture as I've no idea) to not just blow up and be all hot-tempered like many guys I know who react first then think later. Dumb. But you know the old adage; it takes a bigger man to walk away than to stay and fight? I'd like to think that has some merit. And let's face it, have you seen Robbie lately? He's a big (not fat but brauny) man... don't get much bigger, hey? *grins* He's a sweety. Looks like a mean motherf... but I reckon inside he's like a big kitten... look at his smile sometimes, you can just tell... *awww*

 

Black_Angel, prison pose looks appropriate. Hadn't thought about that before! *laughs* Very perceptive. Another good point; he could play a 'wrongly' convicted man in a jail movie, where he's all sweet and innocent (or appears) to begin with but as time progresses turns out to be a right-royal psychopath, that just needs the right button pushed if y'all get my drift... yeah... classic thriller there... hehehe

 

And brokenangel, no I have not yet seen the movie. I owe too much money at the video store so until there's another fine amnesty I probably won't be able to, either! *chuckles* Bad Rav, bad Rav! But I've taken your advice on board... I feel I have to watch it now, I'm intrigued, but when I get the chance I'll do my best to 'absorb' what I can. Make no promises tho!

 

Hey, anyone picture Rob in a romantic comedy? *laughs* It may be possible... he's got a loveable geek side. But he'd have to be cast well. Not so much a Harry met Sally thing, maybe... I dunno... more... *looks vague* Heck, I never said romanic comedies were my cup of tea! But still... I can see a forum full of women wanting to play the female supporting role opposite him, huh? *evil smirk* Go ahead, but I'll direct. And I get first dibs on the casting couch! *laughs manically* I'm so disgusting at times... hehehe

 

Well, take care guys. *big Bourdie Bear hugs* Who knows, maybe one day at a meet and greet one of us may actually get to recieve a real one, huh? *sigh* One day. Love to all,

TTYL

 

-Rav

[twilightcrimson7]

Hi guys!!!!! I'm sorry for my inactivty, i hope you haven't forgotten meee!!! >.<

It's school, BLAME THE SCHOOL. .. I've been kind of lacklluster and machine-like anyway lately... so I haven't been myself... >.>;;

I missed yall tho!

aww, that's a cute Idea Rav ^_^, I'd be interested in playing a mivor roll ^_^;; because I'm lame like that lol,

well, much love to you guys!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs and Bourdie cookies* <3

[meteora500]

Hmm..I missed a bit didnt I.

 

AHHH....I FRIKEN LOVE DONNIE DARKO!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

hehe....sorry for the caps, I just needed to get the point across. But Donnie Darko is my all time favorite movie! I <3 Jake Gyllenhaal! hehe...not as much as Rob, or any of the LP guys for that matter but yeah...still a hot mama...dada.. hot dada. That dosent sound right. meh

 

As for movie rolls...hmmm...maybe the charactor that lurks in dark shadowy corners, and randomly sneezes. Heh...yeah. Dark and shadowy, so I can sneak up on him...and rape his soul. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. No no. Thats not right. So I can walk up to him, and have a nice civilized conversation over tea, that just randomly appeared in the dark shadowy corner...yeah. ook... I think Im gonna stop now.

 

OH! Harry Potters coming out on Friday!!! wOOOOOOOOOt!

[Pheonix791989]

yeah the smile just makes it all good

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

We will never forget the Twi being apart of CoB! nice sig Thelea

 

Farts in the shower stink...don't do it :S

[meteora500]

Farts in the shower stink...don't do it :S

 

...heh...ok...hehe...your awesome ruth...and so is everybody else! (just so nobody feels left out)

 

I lurve the sig Lea...Mind if I call you Lea? I need a sig as you may be able to tell.

 

Oh...and its good to see you active again Twi!

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

^aww I feel loved, your awsome too

 

A sig with rob in it maybe?

[Ravynlee]

...farts in the shower... raping his soul...? WTF???

Hehehe... man, you guys just crack me up! I love comin in here and having a laugh, that's always guaranteed... sometimes, Hehehe.

*oops!*

 

But yeah, new Rob sig, that's the way to go. I'd love one of those moving video in pic sigs, but I'm just not that clever. Standard pic sigs I can do... I just never change it, that's all *grins* Cause that's a cute face and I just melt when I see it... *looks at her own sig and drools* Pathetic, huh? Ah, Idontgivashit... hehehe

 

Have been listening a lot to Fort Minor's new album lately, The Rising Tied. Man, it rocks. I have to say it, I'm impressed. I'll be interested to see how much of an influence this has on LP's next in-production album. Where'd you go is a beautiful song, I've said it. Yup. I can beleive that Anna cries when she hears it, it makes me misty too and I can't even relate to what she or Lyndsay or Talinda or Susan or whomever the LP guys are dating go through when the guys go on tour for 11/12+ months a year. Man, talk about hard. Anyway... it rocks. Really. Go listen, it's all good! Kenji and Highroad also brilliant. Check 'em out, y'all!

 

Well, got slack and took the night off work tonight! *uh-oh!* Nah, I have one more day then I get two days off anyway, but I just needed a break, the long nights are killing me... I'm getting old, you'll have to excuse the old girl here *laughs* plus I'm so into my latest fic that I'm kinda at the obsessed point. Must be, haven't played sims for a bit now. For anyone that remembers the old sims (sims 1) a talented artist over at MTS2 (the other website I frequent as much as this place) called Melly_Sim is recreating that old neighbourhood from old town, hot date, unleashed, superstar, making magic etc. Very, very awesome. But for now I just write and listen to Fort Minor. And LP's Rock am Ring 04. Man, Rob so rocks on that concert it aint funny. Is is droolworthy. *licks the tv screen then coughs as she chokes on the dust* Hehehe... take that Mr Bourdon...

 

Heya Twi! WB *hugs*

Hiya Hil, Thelea, Ruth, god damn it, I can never remember everyone's REAL names *feels bad* I'm confused enough with having two active names at work, three if you count my lesser known 'nickname' that a waitress kindly bestowed upon me *cough* Bumbie *cough* (as in bumble bee, why I have no idea, she's nuts! *chuckles*) Rachel and Ravyn. Weird. I have three faces. Four when I get home. I used to have schitzophrenia but we're okay now *laughs* Read that somewhere... cracks me up.

 

Anyway, hugs to all. Oh, *big Bourdie bear hugs*

Take care y'all. Enjoy your weekend. Be good, and if y'all can't be good, just be yourself. That should leave it way open, huh? *grins*

 

And, I guess... here's something to kick off your Thanksgiving parties (Thanksgiving? When is that? Forgive me, I'm an uneducated Aussie, hehehe)

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/dad8ee31bbbab3d0ca0ca5408110f0ae.jpg

I like to call this pic "I'm not lookin' at her ass!" cause that's the first thing I think when I see the expression on his face... man... talk about lurking in dark corners... hehehe... yeah Robbie, WE know what you're REALLY like, bud. You look innocent... yeah... *grins* Nice try.

 

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/1676ac5d558239f5ab6b723d37b0dd1a.jpg

This pic just validates the theory... he's seen the same chick's ass again (or someone with a nice appealing ass to him, I'm assuming), look at the grin!

 

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/40b9b2fe093b7870aa9666b0064925ed.jpg

And this pic is when he finally owes up to it. The "Yeah, I was looking" pic. Imagine the guys ribbing him for it. This is what you'd get.

So there y'go, Rob being naughty! *laughs* That was fun... making a story out of the pics... man, this writing bug has bitten hard this time, huh? *laughs*

 

Y'all take care guys. TTYL, peace out, end of transmition, this message will self destruct in five seconds... *idiot*

-Rav

 

(aka, Rob's ranting storyteller)

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

^ you live in Aus right??? FORT MINOR IS OUT HERE???? I mean I heard believe me on the radio but I didn't know it was actually out! fuck I'm slow!

 

Just call me Rusu if it's easiest for you, it's my nick name anyway...

 

*drools majorly at the pics, especially the last one* heaven is in CoB

[Pheonix791989]

XD you guys are friggen nuts. but i love the little captions. my sister rearange me pics and now everymorning when i wake up i have an angel lookig at me right in the face (drools.) god its a great wake up for any day to have rob's gorgeous peepers to look at in the morning

[meteora500]

I made a vow to myself not to download any of the songs off FM before I get my actual hands on the actual cd...so Ive only heard RTN, Petrified, Believe Me, and Spraypaint and Ink Pens so I only have to wait 3 more days!!!! woo! *dances*.

 

Yeah I sould get a Rob sig...Id have to have Chester in there too, I actually requested a sig with the two of them but it never got made *cries* anybody here willing to create one? Id give you a biiiig fat hug if you do!

 

But I hafta go, my friends are nagging at me, because they wanna leave to the Potter movie...

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

I'm not good with photoshop, so you don't want me making you a sig ><

 

so, FM isn't out??? I saw the MV for Believe me, fucking rocks...say who sings the chorus for that song???

[Ravynlee]

No, The Rising Tied isn't out yet, yes I did download it, well, 13 of the 16 songs anyway (my media player wont open .wma files *sob*) And yes I AM buying the album when it hits stores here Monday. Make that Tuesday. I get paid Monday night and the stores will be shut by then, so... yeah, Heh.

'Where'd you go,' is by far my A1 choice song there, you'll love it. Trust me *wink* But only hearing it makes me want the real thing even more. Mike's a very smart man, the way he's organised this release and strung us all along like puppets on a string... I wanna be a puppet... but Rob can be my puppetmaster, *grin* He already pulls my strings if you get what I mean, *dirty s*******

 

Anyway... Friggen nuts is right. Well, I am anyway. Can't speak for anyone else.

 

Hey, Hil, I can make you something if you'd like. I can't do moving ones, just standard pictures, but I can do something regardless. Tell me what you want or send me some pics or tell me where to find the pics or something and I'll take a stab at it. I'll give it the old psychotic try! That's the spirit! Can't hurt to try, right?

I have a few old ones, not all Rob believe it or not, one I have of Mike, Rob and Chester all together that I manipulated with Ulead and made it all kinda misty and sad... that was pretty. Should see if I can find it and post it one day. We'll see. Hehehe. That was when I was in my 'Bourbennoda' phase of Linkin Park. (Don't ask). Now it's considerably shorter to just 'Bourben' or as I like to think of it, 'Bourbon,'... Mmmmm, delish. Jim Beam white label, great stuff. But back to the band for a minute...

 

Ruth - If you listen to Believe Me with one speaker (tried it on headphones) you can actually hear Mike's baritone singing the chorus, but he's not alone. I think it's Mike and Ryu actually singing that, I can't hear Tak. Having heard both FM albums quite extensively these past few weeks I'm pretty sure it's Ryu and Mike. I could be wrong. Try it and see if you can extract the different sounds of each singers pitch, quite an amusing trick if you ever get sick for something to do... hehehe.

 

Having said that - On each of the LP albums all of the bandmembers are creditted with singing backing vocals but as hard as I try I can't distinguish one from the other, save for Mike and Chaz. Jammer told me she even saw Rob singing at the drums during a concert (LIT I think) but he's too busy beating the shit out of them and pulling faces to sing, I think. I could be wrong there too, never know, camera never stays on him long enough to actually see really *shakes fist at all the dodgy cameramen who've shot LP throughout their career* Y'all need to focus on Rob more, and I'm not talking about his nose of his hands (although...) like was done by some twat weilding a camear in RaR04. IMBECILE! *clears throat* Anyway...

Besides, given the low tenor of his normal speaking voice, Rob's singing voice would register low naturally and I don't hear that on any of the albums. Maybe he sings like Michael Bolton? *cough* Hack *cough* I'm gonna stab myself in the chest for having said somthing so profoundly insulting, sorry Rob, forgive me...!

 

Man I talk some sh*t. Makes me laugh though so I guess that's cathartic, right? And you're right Ruth; Heaven is in CoB. *sighs dreamily* The face of God... well, our god, my god, Lord Bourdon of the Drumkit, God of rhythm, Matix apparel, water imbibing and sculpted eyebrows that even Michelangelo himself could not have emulated better! Ha Ha!

Yes, well... have to go now. Filled my quota of bullsh*t for this post. *laughs*

 

Take care guys, *Bourdie bear hugs* TTYL,

BTW, Phi/Phi's sister, keep drooling at those pics hon, just keep drooling and know that I'm drooling there right along side you in spirit! We all are! Long live the CoB! Long Live Bourdie! *drops to knees and grovels at Rob's feet*

Don't worry, he's probably used to it

 

-Rav

[Pheonix791989]

i had a weird instance in art class the other day. I was working on my final projkt and i was in the 'zone' and i looked up and I swear on our great lord's feet that he was standing in the door way. and it was extreamly embarrassing because it was this kid named Jase that graduiated like three years ago but he looks like the spitting image of our lord in the earlier LP days >< so i can tell you that i was bright red.

 

On a different note, im going to be posting a new story about Rob and an OFC. if any one wants a part in the story, just PM with your name I need maybe about two people. hope y'all will check it out and hopefully like it. well im out for now,

peace,

phi

[twilightcrimson7]

Omg lol I would be exactly like you were, hehe go you ^_^

[Black_Angel]

Yay for droolage pics with funny captions!

 

I went to see the new Harry Potter film yesterday, it was pretty good, I really enjoyed it considering I'm not the biggest HP fan in the world. RON'S HAIR!!!

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

^ahhh I want to see that! I'm not expecting much, considering the book is so huge and how much they cut out of the other films. But, still, I'm easily impressed.

 

Okay, I'm incredibly slow...what is the difference between the Rising Tied and Fort Minor? I thought they were the same thing T__T

 

I'll be sure to check out your story, Phi. I'm sure it's going to be hella good

 

<3 to all (couldn't be screwed trying to remember anyones names)

[meteora500]

Harry Potter was awesome! I <3 HP, almost as much as LP but not quite...

 

i had a weird instance in art class the other day. I was working on my final projkt and i was in the 'zone' and i looked up and I swear on our great lord's feet that he was standing in the door way. and it was extreamly embarrassing because it was this kid named Jase that graduiated like three years ago but he looks like the spitting image of our lord in the earlier LP days >< so i can tell you that i was bright red.

 

Did you like freak out or something? Hehe...that would be funny, you freaking out over some stranger...heh...yeah...

 

And Rav if you could make me one, that would be great! I'll just pm you with details ok?

[Pheonix791989]

so would any one like to take the offer to be in my story? ah well its all good. ooo.... rob's on the TV now. (drool) hes gorgeous. I wuv him. God hes a real piece of work. I wonder what do you think he'd say if he stumbeled on this little place? in all real ness and what not. I think he'd either Die of laughter or slap a restraining order on all of us. XD.