The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

[Ravynlee]

fruits better for you. lol. and it was you and me in the beginning of this bourdist cult remember? and as far as judgement' date=' I pass it now. I plead insanity and the fifth[/quote']

Lucky you, we don't have a constitution to hide behind here, so I'll plead all out insanity. Shouldn't be all that difficult to prove. Hey cool, my therapist agrees with me. Noice! XD

As for the genesis of the CoB, like d'uh you were appointed number two for a reason my sweet, cause you were here from the beginning with me, hence number two (said in a Dr Evil voice-over with pinky finger to corner of evilly smirking mouth) Muaahahahahahaha... 0_o

riiittte

 

As for fruit being better? Try smearing fruit all over a.... uh... never mind :o

Hahaha

0_0

[Pheonix791989]

oO jesus rav and I thought I was bad. youre ten times worse.

[Chipmonk21177]

Haha *bows* Why, thank you.

 

Just making it known to those that feared it that I have not abandonned my flock. I'm a Bourdist to the bitter end (disregard the other face in my sig there, kinda like 'God' and 'The Devil' going on there between the avatar and sig, but it's all good XD)

 

Oh and forgot to mention Chip, lovin' the Rob sig of yours too! Rob and the apple... kinda like the biblical Adam aint he? There's easily what 20 of us from this very thread alone that wanna be his biblical 'Eve' - Dang. How did I wander on to this whole 'religious thing' anyway... *thinks about it then slaps forehead* D'uh!

Anyways, just wanted to say that about your sig and yeah... thanks for helping the janitors too. Overworked and underpaid as usual. But even though we're a non-denominational organisation and charity based community (I'm a basketcase, does that count? XD) I'd like to think those that 'work' here do a service out of love for Our Tall Quiet Lord and that his pics and so forth more than compensate for any labours they put in behind the scenes here. Maybe not, but thanks to the wonders of paper towels and so forth we can still drool in relative comfort safe in the knowledge that our drooling wont drown us before our mutual insanity eventually does... probably. 0_o

I'll reserve judgement on that at this time.

 

*still staring at the awesome display of green apple rotation that our lord has mastered with wide-eyed wonder* (trying to read his lips) I suddenly feel an overpowering craving for fruit... damn... why can't he be playing around with a chocolate bar or something...? *lmao*

 

ha! thnx, rav! i randomly found that and i figured all of you would like it lol. wow.. you wandered from Rob, to Adam, to Eve.. your crazy! lol

as for your craving for fruit, i agree with phe, it's good for ya! ha

[Chipmonk21177]

Hehe' date=' no I won't call you blonde, I'll just prompt you to look a bit harder in the page I sent you...post by post...you'll see a post by my sis called CoB dictionary... :thumbsup:[/quote']

 

ok call me stupid .. but i'm still not seein it! lol

[Pheonix791989]

you have to kindda look back on the pages. im not sure how far back but its there.

[crazy robster]

ok call me stupid .. but i'm still not seein it! lol

Ok chip here are the links to the specific posts related to the dictionary...

 

http://www.linkinparkforums.com/showpost.php?p=389057&postcount=1447

 

http://www.linkinparkforums.com/showpost.php?p=389188&postcount=1448

 

http://www.linkinparkforums.com/showpost.php?p=390709&postcount=1450

 

http://www.linkinparkforums.com/showpost.php?p=392006&postcount=1452

[Ravynlee]

oO jesus rav and I thought I was bad. youre ten times worse.

Really? Last I heard you fell out of favour with Our Lord because of my family story, wasn't that so? I brought you into the fold and then aparently forced you out again... and that blows. Really, if my story made even one person turn AWAY from Bourdonism then I ought to stop writing right now!

*silence*

Hell, I can't not write like I can't not rant. Well, the ranting I can ditch when I choose to do so, I just never really see the need to do so. *shrug*

Dang... I feel somehow... unholy right now... (like that's a new sensation for me, sheesh! *blinks down at sig* yeah... guilty as sin, as usual. Hey, I never said I was perfect! Do as I say people, not as I do! Said like a true dictator! XD )

Gawd.

[Pheonix791989]

its all good rav I still have the mountains of drool logged pictures of said lord but one cant really turn away from their first celebrity crush.

[crazy robster]

And if you ask me guys, WHO could turn away from Robbie? I mean, in my opinion it would be absurd to say the least!!!! How can anyone NOT be Robsessed? I mean, lots of guys are good looking or whatever but NO ONE can reach our Lord's perfection... I dare anyone to identify at least ONE guy who can beat Rob... Come on...even my mum who is 30 years his senior has said repeatedly that he is the definition of the perfect looking, gorgeous hunk!! I mean...please!!!! I'm passionate for a reason!!!! Not many guys have all these unique characteristics all in one!!! Tall as hell, well built, dark and sexy, mysterious natural frown, low deep voice, stunning smile... see, now I'm getting hot even by describing him!!!! *fans self* Bless our one and only Lord Bourdie!!! :thumbsup:

[Ravynlee]

First celebrity crush? God... I can't even remember who mine was it was so long ago! XD Rob was neither the first, nor the longest, nor even the most recent... Jesus, the more I think about it even I have to question myself for a minute. Well, the important thing is he is the most current, not so much Mr Right, more Mr Right Now. But it's all good. I'm a proud Bourdist and anyone who wants to take the issue up can see me in the carpark at the end of the show and we'll settle it like they did on the old days... Sounds militant doesn't it? XD

Dang.

I don't remember getting THIS worked up about my other 'crushes' though, not even the one's that lasted for decades (yes, you read that correctly, I'm a Granny, remember? XD) What was I ranting about again? Oh yeah... defending my Robsession. Gawd I aint explaining it, I aint even questioning it. I eventually came to my senses and saw the proverbial light (like a prisoner usually finds salvation in God) and I awoke to the Glory that is Bourdie... Can I get an Amen sisters? Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

Hahaha

 

*deep breath*

 

So was there a moral to my rant? No, not really. Just... ranting for the sake of it, as usual. And doing so in HIS name, which is arguably worse (for non-Rob fans, and if such heathen's be reading this I cast Ye into the Fiery Pits of Condemnation - also known as pop music, lead by the wicked demon Yon Britney Spears! Be afraid people, the devil is real I tell ya!! - note to self; why pick on Britney? She never did nothing to me... Answer; *shrugs* I dunno. Fair enuff) and like... damn! I keep wandering off the beaten path here don't I? God damn it!

Hehe. Can't go one minute without being blasphemous. It's in my nature.

 

Oh I forget what I was saying again. Let's end this rant before someone gets hurt... probably me. Especially me. Sermon over, class dismissed, this page will self destruct in five seconds, end transmission, over and out...

 

*sigh*

 

I wonder if every religious zealot has these very same issues...? :\

 

As for taking up the challenge there sis... I'm afraid I can think of none. Bourdie is best. That's a no-brainer

[crazy robster]

Yay!!!! Go sis go!!! *cheers wildly* Rob ranting at its BEST!!!! You rule!!!! Rob rules!!!!

[Ravynlee]

Yay!!!! Go sis go!!! *cheers wildly* Rob ranting at its BEST!!!! You rule!!!! Rob rules!!!!

I dunno about that so much (Best? I'm sure I could do better if I set my mind to it I'm just... not right now ) but thanks anyway my sweet!

Yeah... the power of the rant left me for a while there... I'd like to think though that when I eventually do pass on to wherever it is that the 'next life' takes me (0_0) that at least one of you here will carry on in my place. My successor of sorts. Oh have no fear, I don't plan on going anywhere for a long while yet (unless Rob starts going all Clark Kent on us - AIM chat injoke there) but we have to prepare for the worst so that the church and all we have created does not fall to ruin and Bourdie is not forgotten in the hearts of (wo)men the world over. That... and I enjoy reading rants too, only ppl don't seem to rant here as much as I appear to... damn... maybe I oughta shut up for a while and let someone else get a word in every now and then huh? XD

 

And as for me ruling? Aww, sweet of you to say my sweet, but we all know who really rules in this establishment... I work for a higher power (Yeah, some 6 and a half odd foot high or there abouts ) Not that hard considering I have to stand on a soap box just to be seen when I stand up here on the podium and start going on all Televangelist like at the foot of our Double-Life-sized Solid Gold replica of Our Lord in his shirtless glory XD

And they say going to church is boring... people have obviously been going to the wrong ones all these years!

Picture this;

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/7e5bb7ac6011f48f804788f1e3aa3757.jpg

Oops!

I meant;

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/ef5f1dff3268aca5b8b6d309722e48bc.jpg

In Solid Gold at the front of the Church... and see why we drool...

Any questions? XD

Good.

Bourdie Bless y'all. Go in peace

*hugs*

~Rav

[crazy robster]

Oh dear, oh dear!!! What priceless pieces of ranting are these? I wish I could gather all of them and make a book - Rav's anthology!!!! And don't worry sis!!! I would never let our holy establishment fall apart!! Only over my dead body!!! Hahaha!! Oh the pics are simply gorgeous, I'm speechless once again!!! *remains silent and keeps drooling uncontrollably* Bourdie bless us!! *hugs back*

[Pheonix791989]

*hands rav the soapbox and starts making the statue* you said solid gold right? *runs back in with the statue* where do you want me to put it?

[Ravynlee]

Anywhere you like... preferably where it will get the best views by everyone within a hundred-mile radius, this thing's over 12ft tall it's gonna stop traffic if nothing else! XD

[Pheonix791989]

*puts it in the front doors of the church* how's that?

[MysteryLpChick]

Wow, you miss a lot when your are asleep. There's always something glorious happening around here, a favorite spot to worship, of course.

[Pheonix791989]

*kidnaps mystery and throws her in the front pew* hey long time no see chicky

[Chipmonk21177]

thnx jojo! lol

 

wow, seems like a lot has been going on lately!

[MysteryLpChick]

Thanks for the love, Phi.

[crazy robster]

thnx jojo! lol

 

wow, seems like a lot has been going on lately!

 

NP Chip dear!! Any time!!

 

 

Hey Mystery!! We've missed you!!! Welcome back!!! :thumbsup:

[MysteryLpChick]

Yeah, I was, and still little depressed mood for a couple of months. But that doesn't matter, all my sadness washes away whenever I see our lord. He brings a smile on my face, and makes me want to dance with a bucket on my head... he makes me go crazy! Yeah!

[crazy robster]

Hehe... His Holiness has healing powers!! One more reason to worship His Greatness!! Anyway, glad to hear you're OK honey! Bourdie bless you!! lol

[Pheonix791989]

oO you are crazy lol. dont worry we all are. come to the dark side of the lord, we have cookies

[MysteryLpChick]

Thanks you two. ::bows::

 

YEAH COOKIES! COOKIE! COOKIE!

 

Cookies make everybody feel better!