The CoB - Church of Bourdon Thread!

[crazy robster]

Jos!! Don't keep us in a strain! You know we are all anxious to hear your plan! So, what's on your mind?:spiteful:

[littleblackstone]

wow, after this whole conversation i've got to say something...

first, YEAH!!!!! ROB did a great job in this album, he's prolly ma fav drummer on tha world! fucking ROCKZZ!! :clap:

sec, I'd love to see all (or at least some of) LPF members at a lp show, and at a meet&greet... that would be great!!! :yahoo: (like Ravy hav said... dream on! lolol)

but actually, i dont even imagine what could happen when you 2 (Rav n Jojo) come in front of Rob...

 

and Jos.. what tha hell r u doin on tha laboratory?? TELL US! we want to know ur brilliant idea...

[Ravynlee]

but actually, i dont even imagine what could happen when you 2 (Rav n Jojo) come in front of Rob...

 

*LOL*

 

In being this is a public all-ages forum I wont say what I'm really thinking but I will say one word instead that might sum that scenario up - *droolage* LMFAO Hahaha

 

Well first sis and I will conquer Greece, then America, then the rest of the world, we have things for the most part sorted. Rob can run for sure esp with those long legs of his but there's not gonna be many places left for him to hide between Jojo and myself... especially if we enlist some help from you guys *muahahaha*

 

But anyway, back to reality... yeah Jos, just what the hell IS going on in that evil little lab of yours?? Whatever it is am waiting here in breathless anticipation... (better stop staring at the Rob pics and I might get said breathing back to normal huh? hahaha awww )

 

Peace y'all <3

[Usiel]

Ok, here I am... Ammm, well, you know, I'm quite new in this forum, and totally new in this thread :o , but I'm glad to see I have the chance to be here... besides, there was a nice mate from here who encourage me to take part in "The Cob-Church of Bourdon"

So, well, this is my first reply, and I've thought to start with a nice view (actually along the forum I've seen some beautiful and awesome views of a nice... .well, not just nice, if not an incredible handsome who is also an incredible drummer musician!!:clap: You know about whom I'm talking to.. anyway, I want to take part in that plot, so, dear crazy robster, dont forget me!!:thumbsup:

 

Ok, this is my little view for all of you: *Hugs*

 

[crazy robster]

Hahaha WELCOME my friend!! You are welcome in here!!! *hugs* And yeah you can all take part in the plot, the more people the better!!! Thanks for the photo!! Photos of our beloved Bourdie are always welcome in here! *hugs*

[MrsBennington-Delson]

Thanx for the pic Usiel! and welcome to the COB!!

 

and Jos.. what tha hell r u doin on tha laboratory?? TELL US! we want to know ur brilliant idea...

But anyway, back to reality... yeah Jos, just what the hell IS going on in that evil little lab of yours?? Whatever it is am waiting here in breathless anticipation... (better stop staring at the Rob pics and I might get said breathing back to normal huh? hahaha awww )

 

ok so I'll keep it short: I'm planning some kinda meet up of some of us... not everyone is welcome tho nah jk...

the plan is in a "progress-phase" and there is one big problem which has to be solved first and then the little ones are not really problems anymore... thats all I can say for now *muahaha*

[Usiel]

THANKS YOU TWO!! MUAH!! I'm glad to be here... I see that everything is perfect: nice and kind mates, nice pics of a... well, I dont have enough words to describe him. My mind doesnt have this power... yet I hope we can spend good time together. First of all, I'm happy to see that you like this pic (I've had to fight a little bit against it because it didnt want to show itself!! You know,he is shy!! XD) but, fortunately, I got it!! You know, I'm very obstinate, so I dont stop doing a thing until I get it!!

 

I'm planning some kinda meet up of some of us... not everyone is welcome

 

Dear Jos, I hope not be the "x" person who is not welcome here...

[MrsBennington-Delson]

Dear Jos, I hope not be the "x" person who is not welcome here...

Well I wanna be honest (bc i learnd that from big problem nr.1 - Jojo knows it ) and I can't tell that yet... It all depends on how our whole relationship will be... bc I know some ppl on here for now almost a year... but I really can't say anything bc first the lets say it VIP's (gosh that sounds so arrogant) have to make a plan etc.... -nuff said-*mouth shot*

[crazy robster]

Hahaha lol dear Usiel, glad you like it here! Robbie's church is the most loving place and people who love Robbie are always our friends! At least I know they are MINE! I'm always thrilled when new people join this place! And don't worry, Jos likes to joke ^^ lol Everyone is welcome here! Cause when we meet up we'll go to an LP concert and then we will kidnap Rob and make him... MARRY ME! Lmao Yeah anyway... And we adore EVERY single picture anyone posts in here!! This is the so-called "Bourdonemia" The disease which makes you feel you can never get enough of Robbie! <3

 

Oh by the way, I found a new pic at LPtimes, he looks very serious again (I wonder why that guy looks so serious lately...hmmm we have to investigate...) but anyway it's ROBBIE so I'll post it as soon as I upload it

[MrsBennington-Delson]

hehehehe yeah

 

 

oh please Jojo post it!!!!!

[crazy robster]

Yeah I'm posting it, though seriously I'm starting to worry about him... he seems so sad these days... My poor baby... <3

 

 

For more photos, go to LPtimes

[littleblackstone]

Well I wanna be honest (bc i learnd that from big problem nr.1 - Jojo knows it ) and I can't tell that yet... It all depends on how our whole relationship will be... bc I know some ppl on here for now almost a year... but I really can't say anything bc first the lets say it VIP's (gosh that sounds so arrogant) have to make a plan etc.... -nuff said-*mouth shot*

 

Yeah, I understand it, Jos....

But when that plan is done, tell us!!!!!

 

 

Jojo... GREAT PIC!!!!!

But I noticed that, too... He became very serious these days, i really don't know why...

[MrsBennington-Delson]

sure ill do ^.^

 

 

oh!! aaaawwwwwww!!

honestly I cant really think of Robbie being sad... maybe he's thinkin: "My hottness is so hot that even Brad thinks I'm hot" lmao

a bit senseless tho XD

[crazy robster]

sure ill do ^.^

 

 

oh!! aaaawwwwwww!!

honestly I cant really think of Robbie being sad... maybe he's thinkin: "My hottness is so hot that even Brad thinks I'm hot" lmao

a bit senseless tho XD

 

HAHAHAHA you crack me up! +Rep for that! Yes...hmmm maybe he's thinking that... We'll tell sis (who as you all know is a wonderful writer) to write a book entitled: "The Unbearable Hotness of Rob" :spiteful:

[MrsBennington-Delson]

HAHAHAHA you crack me up! +Rep for that! Yes...hmmm maybe he's thinking that... We'll tell sis (who as you all know is a wonderful writer) to write a book entitled: "The Unbearable Hotness of Rob" :spiteful:

hell yeah do that Rav!!!!!!!

 

omg so awesome!! *faints* I'm totaly into Rob right now I mean like... idk lool

[Ravynlee]

Awww - he looks so... serious. Maybe it's his 'I am mature now, this is my grown up face' or sth... maybe with this newer 'edge' the guys have taken with M2M he's playing to some specific role, be damned if I know what it's all about - his other half is the actor in the family (sorry, actress) so maybe she could shed some light on the situation...?

 

*thinks about it*

 

*thinks about it some more*

 

*watches a tumbleweed roll by*

 

*laughs hysterically*

 

(Note to self Rav - retract them claws!! haha Meow!! haha)

 

SIS!! *smothering hugs* Thanks for the visual masterpiece!!! As always you're earning your wings in your place of higher learning <3

 

Oh but anyway yeah, regardless he's still a fine piece of a- I mean art Haha. Good thing he's talented too, always nice to have a fallback incase being a total dropdead gorgeous piece of eyecandy ever fell through for ya... Tough luck Mr Bourdon, wonder what you really have to be so grave-faced about??? *bawls*

 

Oh and hi there Usiel, welcome to the House 'o Love (even if it is overwhelmingly one-sided in this relationship, being Rob and the rest of us in this establishment collectively. Not what you would call a mutually exclusive relationship, but hey, if we all alternate weeks I'm sure we could get a fairly even share of Bourdiliciousness throughout the average year? XD) Enjoy your stay

 

And to Jos - 0_0 Me wants in on this kidnapping plot!! I mean... no... just... whatever plan you have, evil or not, I'm eager here... want answers! Dont keep us in the dark!!! haha

[MrsBennington-Delson]

 

And to Jos - 0_0 Me wants in on this kidnapping plot!! I mean... no... just... whatever plan you have, evil or not, I'm eager here... want answers! Dont keep us in the dark!!! haha

*muahahahahha*

 

well as I said im my (and not to forget Pete's bc you can just have us in a double pack- random XD) Journal I first need to talk to my associates... lmao

 

But Jojo can tell you what's up

[crazy robster]

LMAO Yay my sis' rants have returned! YAY! No problem about the pic my beloved, any time ^^ Yeah I'm actually thinking that his smile has frozen or something due to extreme freezing conditions he has to deal with every day...*ahem* If you don't know what I mean people ask my sis, I'm not gonna elaborate in public cause I just CAN'T! lol And sis... THE UNBEARABLE HOTNESS OF ROB! Come on now you know you wanna do it! Start writing! Please! That'll be the CoB book, the official one! Distributed along with a CoB shirt to all new members...LMAO So what do you say? <3

 

Oh as for the plot... Yeah I'll let her know about it in detail Jos

[littleblackstone]

bc you can just have us in a double pack- random XD

 

ROFLMAO :lol:

[MrsBennington-Delson]

*hand up* I'm for the shirt

[MrsBennington-Delson]

 

ROFLMAO :lol:

im sorry but thats true...

 

 

and sorry for the double post

[Ravynlee]

HAHAHAHA you crack me up! +Rep for that! Yes...hmmm maybe he's thinking that... We'll tell sis (who as you all know is a wonderful writer) to write a book entitled: "The Unbearable Hotness of Rob" :spiteful:

Aww my sweet - thanks for the free publicity! haha awww <3<3<3 I'm not even sure I could do justice to such a man, it would be like mankind in general trying to write about God or sth (not that Rob is God, he is A god, but in being I am pagan he isn't THE ONLY god... he's just really high up there on the chain of command is all haha Well okay, we call him The Lord, so maybe he aint God he's Jesus, sorta a Los Angelican modern day messiah of sorts, saving all our souls and the souls of the willing with his apostles Mike, Chester, Brad, Joe and the flaming bird Phoenix *lmfao* (of so yeah, from a band of musicans to a band of evangelists??? hahaha Oh God I really AM having a Bourdonemic crisis!! Sis, Holy Water! Holy Water! Some of whatever that man's carrying around in that bottle of his I'll take, and if he's not looking steal me a quick smooch too haha awww... Perversion and piety, only in the CoB folks... let the madness ensue hahaha)

 

So like... what was I raving on about again?? Oh yeah, the book! The Unbearable Hotness of Rob!!

Well the world is all focused on climate change innit?? Unbearable hotness defines this man! HE must be the reason the polar ice caps are melting! The hotness of Rob has taken this planet over, the evidence is everywhere! Sure, I could write a book, I could write an epic, a saga, a factual account of the awesomestness *giggles* of this tall hunk of a man... even if he looks pissed off half the time nowadays. BUT it would only be a tiny spark, a fleeting ember trying to capture the essence, neigh the blistering intensity, the bonfire of Bourdon (oh brother! *rolls eyes*) There arent enough words! There isn't enough comprehension in the span of human existence to grasp the essence, the heart of what makes this man so... really really really ridiculously good looking XD (thanks Zoolander) :rofl:

 

UHR - sounds like a grunt when you say it like that. I think that was almost deliberate, was it sis?? Very... appropriate. RAWR! haha awww... The wild lands of Bourdon... *dreamy sigh* Make a good spin-off tv series too by the sounds of that. haha

 

So yeah, hey, sign me up for the tee-shirt too! I want the whole deal! I want the lifetime membership, the book, the shirt, the tattoo, microchip implant and 24hr satalite tracking thingy too, cruise control, ABS brakes, and a BASS sound system that 'Bumps'... hahaha In fact I want THAT man! *points to avatar* *snuffle* Damnit Robbeh cheer up!!

If it makes the man smile again I will dagnammit!! But first I'm gonna need to have a sit down interview with his hawtness to get the scoop... and I aint gonna make a good first impression passed out in a puddle wearing an adult-sized diaper with drool dripping off the chin... kinds sets the wrong mood I reckon. Think I'll need some help. Any volunteers?? Hahaha

 

Ooooh Lordie!!! :rofl:

[MrsBennington-Delson]

OMG! Rav!! :rofl:

you crack me up!!

[Ravynlee]

OMG! Rav!! :rofl:

you crack me up!!

Why thank you *bows* haha

[crazy robster]

ROFLMAO!! Ain't my sis the bestest??? OMG that was the best rant I've read in years!!! I bet even Rob who likes to pout so much these days would giggle uncontrollably reading this! My supertalented sista! If you DID write that book sis it would easily become a best seller I'm telling you...You GOT SKILL!! As for the shirt and membership and all, I CAN promise you a shirt, same as the one I have.. Once you're here we'll go nuts! LMAO *muahahahaha* *hugs hugs hugs*