The COS- The Church of Shinoda

[woodyloveslinkin]

okay i edited it

[MysteryLpChick]

I would like to join...if your going to rape him you have to drug him first.

[omega]

hey sarah, i would like to join. i like killing, can you give me a status with that?

[woodyloveslinkin]

ok recheck the list ppl.

[Ravynlee]

*laughs* wow, I didn't even apply and I was handed the position! (feels privelaged) But are you sure you want me as law enforcement when technically I'm about as authoritarian in rank here as a one-post noob? *raises sceptical brow*

[omega]

awesome, i get to sacrifice stuff!

*looks hungrly at ss1, the churches pet ferret.*

[Suicide King]

Anyone need some healing?

[woodyloveslinkin]

Another rule:

> No hurting the ferret under all cases

> No killling the ferret

Or the minister of healing wont be happy. cos ferrets are hard to heal.

[MysteryLpChick]

Sweet we have a ferret! Can we name is Mikey? *Puppy dog eyes*

[woodyloveslinkin]

any names for the ferret? what about Nick cos thats Fiona's other nickname

[MysteryLpChick]

Winkie, that's my ferrets name... it winks at people, really it does

[LP186]

*fart*

excuse me

[woodyloveslinkin]

yeah im fine with that..

Winkie is the ferrets name..ok who wants to be the male ferret?

[woodyloveslinkin]

*fart*

excuse me

 

 

pls ravyn get him out b4 he stinks up the alter....

[omega]

i dont want to be the male ferret, im afriad i might try to kill me! lol

[LP186]

some1 pull my finger

 

i have 2 go 2 work now

see u all soon

[MysteryLpChick]

I hope it isn't a ferret that fights with the house cat like mines does. Then if it does we can get money for that. It pay for trips and stuff

[woodyloveslinkin]

well everybody's invited to The Church of Shinoda...no cats=no furballs.

[Ravynlee]

Uh... okay *looks about unsurely. Clears throat and saunters up behind LP186* Um, please move on, you're kicking up a stink. *smirk* Thanks.

That's the best I can do. *shrugs at Woody* Imagine a grey-nooby-member telling a green member where to go, oh the travesty! *chuckles* But I did try and use my big-girl voice, was that good enough?

[MysteryLpChick]

I guess it's true what my father use to say: "Always the cat."

[woodyloveslinkin]

yeah at least u tried...damn need security guards badly..

[omega]

*pulls in a cat to sacrifice*

oh, is this the wrong time?

[MysteryLpChick]

No not really, my ferret kicks my cats ass all the time. I don't even like it, so sacriface away my friend.

[woodyloveslinkin]

do u really want to sacrifice a cat?

[session0677]

im in but i dont want to rape mike lol