The COS- The Church of Shinoda

[MysteryLpChick]

Yeah, sure.. anything for Mike

[woodyloveslinkin]

okay heres some rules:

 

> No raping Mike unless granted permission from me or one of the ministers

> No licking Mike unless granted permission from me or one of the ministers

> Obey LPF Rules

> Don't Annoy any of the staff at the church

> No drinking the holy water

> No hurting the ferret under all cases

> No killling the ferret

 

 

 

Heres the status of ppl:

 

> Woody- President

> Pheonix- Priest

> Ravyn- Minister of Law Enforcement (i changed it)

> FadedBlue- Caterer

> Twi- Church Doctor

> Suicide King- Minister of Healing

> LP186- Minister of Making Rude Noises

>MysteryLPChick- Pheonix's left hand

> Omega- Minister of Sacrifical Sacrifices

> Stupidsoul1- Pet Ferret

> Session0677- Head of Security

[omega]

uuuhhhhh, no i dont, *lets the cat go*

im gonna find a lpf member to sacrifice.

[woodyloveslinkin]

oh yeah when u sacrifice things/members u have to write a report on it.

i.e: who what when where how.

[omega]

sure thing, ill include every detail, heheheheheh.

[session0677]

yes!! head of security lol ok everyone....remember though it may be hard please try to keep calm!!

[woodyloveslinkin]

damn right u will...and if u forget its the security guards that will be onto u or the minister cos u r putting the church's reputation at risk.

[omega]

can i sacrifice any traitors that happend to come sarah?

[LPGirl]

ohh cos, can plwease join?

[woodyloveslinkin]

can i sacrifice any traitors that happend to come sarah?

 

um in that case of a traitor leave it up to Ravyn for her decision. cos i think suicide king will try to heal them if he doesnt know.

just consult Ravyn and Session0677 first.

[woodyloveslinkin]

Heres the status of ppl:

 

> Woody- President

> Pheonix- Priest

> Ravyn- Minister of Law Enforcement (i changed it)

> FadedBlue- Caterer

> Twi- Church Doctor

> Suicide King- Minister of Healing

> LP186- Minister of Making Rude Noises

>MysteryLPChick- Pheonix's left hand

> Omega- Minister of Sacrifical Sacrifices

> Stupidsoul1- Pet Ferret

> Session0677- Head of Security

> LPGirl- 2nd in charge of Security

[woodyloveslinkin]

welcome to the church LPGirl..

[MysteryLpChick]

Well, I have to go. Thank you for letting me join. Now, I'm going to dream about Mike... not really but you know what I'm getting at

[woodyloveslinkin]

we need more security or the church will be robbed =(

[omega]

Hey sarah, i found our first sacrifice, he was a stripper in the "how old are you forum" i will make a detailed report when i am finished.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

eww..kill it already !

[omega]

*nick takes the midget to the alter of mike, he lays the blindfolded midget down and pulls out the rustyst axe he could find. nick pulls up the axe and....

(suspensefull moment)

swish!! the midgets head falls off and blood covers the whole forum.*

All hail Mike! All hail Mike! *Nick dances around the midgets corps*

[woodyloveslinkin]

now write ur report addressed to me.

[omega]

Sarah:well that was basically it. i did it today, i used a really rusty axe, the head fell off, and blood covered the whole forum. then i did the Mike worshiping dance! lol

[woodyloveslinkin]

wow! there goes my goddamn stomach for the rest of the day...

man...we r in need of security !!!!

[omega]

just doing my job ma'am. *cleans up the corps*

[woodyloveslinkin]

i appreciate that u r living up to ur duties. omega u rock the suicidal thoughts !!!

[omega]

thank you, *takes a bow* thank you, always glad to serve you sarah.

[woodyloveslinkin]

new rule:

> everyone approaches me as sarah

 

lol. glad to have u in my church omega.

[omega]

always glad to be here sarah.

*yawn* well im going to hang up the axe for tonight.

see you later sarah!!!