The COS- The Church of Shinoda

[SakuraUchiha]

*falls from chair*

OMFG!! 1 more time.. thank you a lot andrea!!!

 

 

I know Mike is really hot and sexy but try not to hurt yourself,lol.:lol:

[LPShinodaFM]

I know Mike is really hot and sexy but try not to hurt yourself' date='lol.:lol:[/quote']

 

Well I can tell you it's EXTREMELY EXTREMELY difficult. IMPOSSIBLE, actually.

 

 

Thank you SO much Andrea!! xD really needed that to make my day. Glad you're back!

[Usiel]

My future ambition is to marry Mike. If not, then someone who's similar to him. Or if STILL not, quite tragically, I'll just settle on someone named Mike. :'( lol

 

Oh, God, you're a total Mike's angel, sure!! Nice ambition, but, I think it's a little bit complicating to make them real, at least the two first ones!! Well, if at the end, you dont get married with Mr. Shinoda ( It's funny to think about him with "Mr.") you can call Mike one of your sons. So, you see, after all, your ambition isnt impossible!! (although, well, if I'm honest I dont know what your future husband'll think about this... You know, if someone ask him why Mike has been the choice for your baby's name, I think it sounds a little bit mad to say: His name is Mike 'cos my wife loves Mike Shinoda!! Eeeiiihh??

 

But, anyway.... I suppose the real Mike Shinoda'd be glad if one of his angels call Mike to her son. I'd be very proud and happy if I were him:D

However, although this situation could be quite interesting (and funny too, btw) there's something that surprise me, just a little bit... I hope this ambition isnt the only one. I mean, if you ambition is to marry him, perfect (I hope you invite me to the wedding) but you know, this is a unrreal ambition. I think before this, you should have others. For me, it's essential to travel, to meet new people, new cultures. I want to learn lots of things and become in someone wise who can help people in troubles... you know, in definitively, I want to enjoy my best present, my life. I want to live over everything and after this... Mike Shinoda can come to me!!! I think this a clever planning, isnt it?

 

 

Oh, before I forget. Thanks Andrea lovely pics... You know, I dont have words, 'cos well I think it's useless to repeat what my mates've already said (they're so egoists, you know, they didnt leave me anything to tell you! :-P but you know, I love them, anyway and you too, of course) and ahh!! girls, please BE CAREFUL with hard these kind of hard feelings.. and with your chairs btw... Please, the last thing I want is to be orphan of my angels :'(

[SakuraUchiha]

please BE CAREFUL with hard these kind of hard feelings.. and with your chairs btw... Please, the last thing I want is to be orphan of my angels :'(

 

I doubt that will happen.:-P

[LPShinodaFM]

Oh' date=' God, you're a total Mike's angel, sure!! Nice ambition, but, I think it's a little bit complicating to make them real, at least the two first ones!! Well, if at the end, you dont get married with Mr. Shinoda ( It's funny to think about him with "Mr.") you can call Mike one of your sons. So, you see, after all, your ambition isnt impossible!! (although, well, if I'm honest I dont know what your future husband'll think about this... You know, if someone ask him why Mike has been the choice for your baby's name, I think it sounds a little bit mad to say: [b']His name is Mike 'cos my wife loves Mike Shinoda!![/b] Eeeiiihh??

 

LOL that made me laugh xD

 

But' date=' anyway.... I suppose the real Mike Shinoda'd be glad if one of his angels call Mike to her son. I'd be very proud and happy if I were him:D [/quote']

 

If I DO go around naming my kid Mike... (which may be less likely since 1. cough my future husband, 2. she might be a girl... well i don't have problem with naming girls unisexual names, (such as my own) but Mike isn't exactly unisex. :[ And 3. if I may say so, only Mike Shinoda can make such a simple name glow with such heavenliness. Which is why I would think that a normal child [or an ingenious child since he is MINE :rofl:] would need a bit more glorification in his name... which Mike SHINODA does not because 1. He is perfection, he does not need more glory. 2. HOW many wicked last names out there such as Shinoda would fit a name such as Mike so PERFECTLY? Anything else placed at the end would just sound kinda... normal. And I can't think of a first name perfect enough other than Mike to be placed in front of Shinoda, either. [cough. Anna, for one... isn't coughcoughcough]) So now that I'm done with analyzing Mike's name ... back on what I was saying:

 

So if I DO go around naming my kid Mike, I'm gonna... iuno take him to a LP concert (YES I'LL BE A COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE MOM BY TAKING MY KID TO A CHAOTIC LP CONCERT) and tell Mike to say hi to Mike. ^^ lmao that's all. See how much I've built up just for this simple ending? Well i feel very sorry for the one who will be my husband in the future. :rofl:

 

However' date=' although this situation could be quite interesting (and funny too, btw) there's something that surprise me, just a little bit... I hope this ambition isnt the only one. I mean, if you ambition is to marry him, perfect (I hope you invite me to the wedding) but you know, this is a unrreal ambition. I think before this, you should have others. For me, it's essential to travel, to meet new people, new cultures. I want to learn lots of things and become in someone wise who can help people in troubles... you know, in definitively, I want to enjoy my best present, my life. I want to live over everything and after this... Mike Shinoda can come to me!!! I think this a clever planning, isnt it? [/quote']

 

Oh, I'm afraid we thought differently. My ONLY ambition in life is to marry Mike Shinoda. Without that succeeding, there wouldn't be much of me anymore. I am very extremely 100%ly serious about this.

 

lol I was kidding. Of course it's only a simple thought xD (hard not to be thought of, though)

Really, I haven't ever even thought of how it would sound by putting Shinoda at the end of my name. lol now that i'm at it, I shall try.

 

Jessie Shinoda

 

 

O.o that. is. damn. weird. lol I don't think I'll eve do that again................

[SakuraUchiha]

Jessie Shinoda

 

 

O.o that. is. damn. weird. lol I don't think I'll eve do that again................

 

 

It doesn't sound that wierd lol.8P

[Usiel]

 

 

If I DO go around naming my kid Mike... (which may be less likely since 1. cough my future husband, 2. she might be a girl... well i don't have problem with naming girls unisexual names, (such as my own) but Mike isn't exactly unisex. :[ And 3. if I may say so, only Mike Shinoda can make such a simple name glow with such heavenliness. Which is why I would think that a normal child [or an ingenious child since he is MINE :rofl:] would need a bit more glorification in his name... which Mike SHINODA does not because 1. He is perfection, he does not need more glory. 2. HOW many wicked last names out there such as Shinoda would fit a name such as Mike so PERFECTLY? Anything else placed at the end would just sound kinda... normal. And I can't think of a first name perfect enough other than Mike to be placed in front of Shinoda, either. [cough. Anna, for one... isn't coughcoughcough]) So now that I'm done with analyzing Mike's name ... back on what I was saying:

 

So if I DO go around naming my kid Mike, I'm gonna... iuno take him to a LP concert (YES I'LL BE A COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE MOM BY TAKING MY KID TO A CHAOTIC LP CONCERT) and tell Mike to say hi to Mike. ^^ lmao that's all. See how much I've built up just for this simple ending? Well i feel very sorry for the one who will be my husband in the future. :rofl:

 

Oh, Godness, LP~Shinoda~FM...!!! :eek:

Believe me, I'm 21 (I know it, I know it... I'm tooooo old :'( ) but in all my life, I've never seen a similar familiar future's analysis like you've posted here. Heavens!! Do you have something which you havent had thought about it yet? That's amazing... and I though I was the worst one about planning everything (well, in my future plans I even have an idea how my wedding dress would be, and of course how many children I'd like to have and such kind of things....:lol: yeah, I know it, I'm mad, but you're not less than me! What a deep analysis, for God's sake... ?¿.... ?¿... You see, today, I've a religious soul. I seem a fanatic nun; all time saying "God", "Heavens"... :-P

 

But anyway, and leaving out "nuns's topic" (one day, we've to go back to it!! I think it could be quite interesting, even more for me 'cos when I was a kid, and I dont know why, but for some time I wanted to be a nun!! You see, I've a dark past!! lol lol) I've to recognize that was very funny, and dont worry about it, 'cos I said before you're not the only one... Look at me!! I've everything "ready", even my twins's names and well, if I've them, I'm so sorry but I wont call one of them Mike, 'cos Mike in spanish, the translation, isnt very nice. I live Michael, but not Miguel... buff, not!!!

 

Oh, I'm afraid we thought differently. My ONLY ambition in life is to marry Mike Shinoda. Without that succeeding, there wouldn't be much of me anymore. I am very extremely 100%ly serious about this.

 

lol I was kidding. Of course it's only a simple thought xD (hard not to be thought of, though)

Really, I haven't ever even thought of how it would sound by putting Shinoda at the end of my name. lol now that i'm at it, I shall try.

 

Jessie Shinoda

 

 

O.o that. is. damn. weird. lol I don't think I'll eve do that again................

 

Oh, you scared me!! When I read the first paragraph, I was near to fly to EEUU for carrying you to a psychologist. I was near to have ready the suitcase. Dont give me such kinds of scare if you dont want to kill me!! You see, it's too sad that someone, not you, of course, 'cos at the end it was just a joke (a dangerous joke,btw... one more as this, and for the next time, I'll see you in the Heaven) but I'm still thinking that if someone thinks like this... Oh, what a poor mind he/she has!! You know, in that case, everything around him/her would have only one reason. Everything in his/her life would have one reason for being a well served life or not... Ahhh! God! This is the hardest groupie idea I hear.... and, honestly, I'm a big fan of Mike Shinoda, but not a groupie. I've my pride as a person, dont you think this?

 

Ah, before I can forget it; Nice name, btw: Jessie... Does it come from Jessica? Pretty nice, sure and it fits quite well with Shinoda... Jessie Shinoda, it's great!! hahaha, let me see with another one: Andreia Shinoda... hmmm, nice too, Beautiful.... Lorena Shinoda... UAAAAGGGG!! HORRIBLE!!! Although if I try it with my name's english translation... Lorraine Shinoda... umm, I stil have doubts about it!!

[littleblackstone]

If I DO go around naming my kid Mike... (which may be less likely since 1. cough my future husband, 2. she might be a girl... well i don't have problem with naming girls unisexual names, (such as my own) but Mike isn't exactly unisex. :[ And 3. if I may say so, only Mike Shinoda can make such a simple name glow with such heavenliness. Which is why I would think that a normal child [or an ingenious child since he is MINE :rofl:] would need a bit more glorification in his name... which Mike SHINODA does not because 1. He is perfection, he does not need more glory. 2. HOW many wicked last names out there such as Shinoda would fit a name such as Mike so PERFECTLY? Anything else placed at the end would just sound kinda... normal. And I can't think of a first name perfect enough other than Mike to be placed in front of Shinoda, either. [cough. Anna, for one... isn't coughcoughcough]) So now that I'm done with analyzing Mike's name ... back on what I was saying:

 

So if I DO go around naming my kid Mike, I'm gonna... iuno take him to a LP concert (YES I'LL BE A COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE MOM BY TAKING MY KID TO A CHAOTIC LP CONCERT) and tell Mike to say hi to Mike. ^^ lmao that's all. See how much I've built up just for this simple ending? Well i feel very sorry for the one who will be my husband in the future. :rofl:

 

ROFL :rofl:

That really cracked me up!!!

but u totally right... the name Shinoda is... is.... unique!!!

AND i think u'll be a great mum taking ur son to a LP concert... if I have children, one day I'll do the same!!!

 

Oh, I'm afraid we thought differently. My ONLY ambition in life is to marry Mike Shinoda. Without that succeeding, there wouldn't be much of me anymore. I am very extremely 100%ly serious about this.

 

lol I was kidding. Of course it's only a simple thought xD (hard not to be thought of, though)

Really, I haven't ever even thought of how it would sound by putting Shinoda at the end of my name. lol now that i'm at it, I shall try.

 

Jessie Shinoda

 

 

O.o that. is. damn. weird. lol I don't think I'll eve do that again................

 

weird??!!

so what about.... Andreia Shinoda??!! WTF

 

Andreia Shinoda... hmmm, nice too, Beautiful....

HOW can u say that??!!

[LPShinodaFM]

haha I'm glad my little piece of insane rant about Mike's name and my future son made you guys laugh. xD And no, Jessie isn't actually short for Jessica, as a lot of people thinks. lol (no offence to ANY jessicas out there... but I find Jessica the name with a tinge of strangeness, like a bump in a line, if you know what i mean. And often a lot of people ask me if I'm actually Jessica lol)

 

 

Ah' date=' before I can forget it; Nice name, btw: Jessie... Does it come from Jessica? Pretty nice, sure and it fits quite well with Shinoda... Jessie Shinoda, it's great!! hahaha, let me see with another one: Andreia Shinoda... hmmm, nice too, Beautiful.... Lorena Shinoda... UAAAAGGGG!! HORRIBLE!!! Although if I try it with my name's english translation... Lorraine Shinoda... umm, I stil have doubts about it!! [/quote']

so what about.... Andreia Shinoda??!! WTF

 

:rofl: now I've got you guys all trying it out

[andrea]

:rofl: now I've got you guys all trying it out

 

Not all. Lol.

[SakuraUchiha]

My name wouls ound really wierd paired with Mike's name....Jackie Shinoda

[Usiel]

My name wouls ound really wierd paired with Mike's name....Jackie Shinoda

 

hahaha... not as worse and wierd as "Lorraine Shinoda":o ... you see, at the end, I think Anna is the best one; girls, she has won us in it, but, I think it's a great pride we've competed with her (although the battle wasnt easy for her, I'm sure). But, well, SakuraUchiha, at the end, I thin you're a lucky girl... I hope you wont be furious with me about this joke; you know, I'm just kidding, and maybe it would better if I keep my mouth shut... but I cannnttt, and less in this case, when as soon as I knew your name, I couldnt stop to think about it. Look, maybe you think Jackie Shinoda sounds a little bit wierd but, as I told you before, you still are a lucky girl, 'cos I've found the perfect pair:

JACKIE + CHAN= JACKIE CHAN!!! look, it pairs perfect!! Besides, if I'm not wrong, you love japanese cartoons... dont you? And Mike has some japanese descendant... you see, the logic chain is perfect:

 

JAPANESE (CHAN + MIKE + CAARTONS) + LP (CHAZ)= SAKURAUCHIHA!!!

 

(and then, people say I'm horrible in maths... ainsss :-P )

 

Not all. Lol.

 

lol lol... Oh, btw, and before I can forget it... Is Anna Shinoda the girl (or should I say woman??) who is with Mike in your signature? Oh, God, she has changed a lot... She reminds me Meryl Streep... or, well I dont know, but she has changed a lotttt, that's sure and not my blindness's fault!!!

 

[SakuraUchiha]

hahaha... not as worse and wierd as "Lorraine Shinoda":o ... you see, at the end, I think Anna is the best one; girls, she has won us in it, but, I think it's a great pride we've competed with her (although the battle wasnt easy for her, I'm sure). But, well, SakuraUchiha, at the end, I thin you're a lucky girl... I hope you wont be furious with me about this joke; you know, I'm just kidding, and maybe it would better if I keep my mouth shut... but I cannnttt, and less in this case, when as soon as I knew your name, I couldnt stop to think about it. Look, maybe you think Jackie Shinoda sounds a little bit wierd but, as I told you before, you still are a lucky girl, 'cos I've found the perfect pair:

JACKIE + CHAN= JACKIE CHAN!!! look, it pairs perfect!! Besides, if I'm not wrong, you love japanese cartoons... dont you? And Mike has some japanese descendant... you see, the logic chain is perfect:

 

JAPANESE (CHAN + MIKE + CAARTONS) + LP (CHAZ)= SAKURAUCHIHA!!!

 

(and then, people say I'm horrible in maths... ainsss :-P )[/Quote]

 

Why would I be furious with you?

 

I thought what you said was very funny, in a good way, and it made me smile.( which is a rarity for me nowadays) Anyway, You are right is a perfect pairing and I am kinda lucky aren't I? I do love Japanese cartoons, which are called Anime and not cartoons btw, I seem to have something of an affinity for Asian men ( Japanese, Korean etc) but they still have to be cute or in Mike's case sexy as hell. Thank you for saying those kind words, I apprecieat them so much.

 

( btw, you can't be any worse then I am in math,lol):-P

[andrea]

lol lol... Oh, btw, and before I can forget it... Is Anna Shinoda the girl (or should I say woman??) who is with Mike in your signature? Oh, God, she has changed a lot... She reminds me Meryl Streep... or, well I dont know, but she has changed a lotttt, that's sure and not my blindness's fault!!!

Yes that's Anna. You can see the full picture above in the pictures I posted from the VMA's.

 

Oh and mine would be Rashell Shinoda. Huh? My username sounds better then my real name.

[mrsrobourdon]

no way rashell is a hot name!

 

 

-anna is hot as hell...if only her and that sexy man would have some babies...if she needs help getting his sperm she can always call me :lol:

[Usiel]

Why would I be furious with you?

 

I thought what you said was very funny, in a good way, and it made me smile.( which is a rarity for me nowadays) Anyway, You are right is a perfect pairing and I am kinda lucky aren't I? I do love Japanese cartoons, which are called Anime and not cartoons btw, I seem to have something of an affinity for Asian men ( Japanese, Korean etc) but they still have to be cute or in Mike's case sexy as hell. Thank you for saying those kind words, I apprecieat them so much.

 

( btw, you can't be any worse then I am in math,lol):-P

 

Why did I think you could be angry about this foolish joke? Well, if I'm honest, I'm not sure :o. Maybe I thought that 'cos I've a kind of irony not everybody can catch the funny sense of this. Fortunately, you've caught it quite well but, maybe, it might not have been like this. After all, if you analyze it, I was kidding about your name (but in a good and healthy humour sense. The last thing I wanted is to hurt someone, you know it).

But, well, you've enjoyed it... Even more! 'cos you said I got a smile (really? Well, the way you said that made me think you were sad, was it true? Well, dont be sad, whatever the problem is. It doesnt deserve it. You're losing a precious time in the sadness, if you really are sad. I'm just supposing it

You know, I've always said that if there are problems in this life is 'cos there are solutions for them, if not, they wouldnt be problems!! it's a math certainty... we can check them in the 90% of the cases... and if your problem is out of this percentage, I'm here to give you some fun, although for this, I've to use my ironic strategy!!:-P

 

P.S. It's impossible you can be worse than me in maths (that's another maths certainty) 'cos if you really are worse than me... you dont even know how to write "MATHS", and in fact, you know it!!!

 

 

no way rashell is a hot name!

 

 

-anna is hot as hell...if only her and that sexy man would have some babies...if she needs help getting his sperm she can always call me

 

Yeah, you're alright. Rashell is a very pretty nice name. I like it very much (in spanish would be: Raquel ) and about Anna... well, she is a pretty girl (actually I dont have my likes for women very developed). I think she has a sweet face... but, well, on the other hand, I think babies can wait a little bit. They're too young, from my point of view, of course. After all, this is part of their personal lifes and I dont have nothing to comment about it (I think I've already spoken too much). It isnt my business!! :no:

[LPShinodaFM]

Okay, NOW I've got you ALL trying it out. :rofl:

 

@mrsrobbourdon: you cracked me up once again. lmao

 

You've all got some very nice names. [And I'm still not convinced Anna Shinoda sounds better than anything we've said before... slap my stubbornness, lol]

[SakuraUchiha]

if she needs help getting his sperm she can always call me :lol:

 

Oh I don't think she needs any help with that now.:rofl:

[mrsrobourdon]

oh i think she does

she obviously hasnt popped out any 75% white/25% japanese babies!!!!

[LPShinodaFM]

AAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOO!!! Just the THOUGHT!!!

 

*jumps out a window*

[andrea]

Thanks for the comments about my name. I really like it too, but to me it sounds weird with Shinoda.

 

Oh I want them to have a kid soon too, in fact I pray every night for it to happen, okay no I don't, lol. Yeah there both in the early 30th and are really busy, but they only been married for 4 years, so in time it'll happen. I'm going to guess in another 4 years. They'll be around 33/34, in my opinon the prefect age.

AAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOO!!! Just the THOUGHT!!!

 

*jumps out a window*

What going to happen when it really happens?

[LPShinodaFM]

God will only know. lol

[mrsrobourdon]

it wont happen.

 

mike was asked at the loveline chat if he would bring some sperm home to his wife, and he totally changed the subject!! you could tell he was definetly uncomfortable talkina bout sex cuz he kept on changing the subjects to projekt rev

 

if anyone wants the audio i got it

 

and think about it. anna is a childrens author , not to be stereotypical but most childrens authors dont have kids

and on her website it says shes fine with having so many nephews and nieces

 

sighhhh....all that sperm gone to waste

[andrea]

I heard the loveline thing, of course he was changing the subject! It's a privet things that he wasn't to keep privet. Would you want him turning into Billy Bob Thornton and Angeline Joelie and announce that he had sex before coming to an interview or something? I wouldn't. I don't want to know that. Gross. Plus Anna was in the other room during the interview which things more uncomfortable.

 

Her website doesn't say that, it says:

Anna married musician Mike Shinoda in 2003, and although they do not have any children, she has no shortage of kids to be inspired by, thanks to her ten nieces and nephews ages 2 to 26

 

I'm not giving up on the hope though.

[Usiel]

it wont happen.

 

mike was asked at the loveline chat if he would bring some sperm home to his wife, and he totally changed the subject!! you could tell he was definetly uncomfortable talkina bout sex cuz he kept on changing the subjects to projekt rev

 

 

*cough, cough, cough*... did they really ask that to him?? Oh, God!! I'm not surprise if he changed the subject. You know it, I know sex is something very natural and I think we're a little bit old for knowing that it's a stork who brings babies to their parents... or, Santa Klaus (Yeah! I've heard that too, and I was like... einnnhh? Babies come from Pole North??? lol lol) but, please, and as Andrea said very well (from my point of view) that is privet things, too privet!! I'd be very surprise if he had answered the question!! You know, this is soo incredible, and I dont mind to talk about sex. I even have chats about this subject with my parents. I like to talk with them about it 'cos it means there isnt any hard wall between me and them... but I think this went too far away with this kind of questions. One of the most important thinf for a person is to respect him/her as the person he/she is and to respect his/her private life 'cos everybody has the right to privacy, and we break this with these questions. Besides, it's a wasted time, 'cos Whom are going to answer this?

 

I wonder what the next question will be for the next time... ejem, Mr. Shinoda, you told us you're quite busy in the new FM album while you combine it with LP tour...This tense situation hurts your sexual relations with Mrs. Shinoda? Can she get the orgasm or she's starting to think that your machine is getting useless? :eek:

 

Sure, I'm Mike, and I'd die if they ask me something like this (although, before dying, I'd kill them!!)