The COS- The Church of Shinoda

[LPShinodaFM]

I wonder what the next question will be for the next time... ejem' date=' Mr. Shinoda, you told us you're quite busy in the new FM album while you combine it with LP tour...This tense situation hurts your sexual relations with Mrs. Shinoda? Can she get the orgasm or she's starting to think that your machine is getting useless? :eek:[/quote']

 

Oh. God. D: if Mike gets asked a question like that I'd personally drive a chainsaw through the person who asked it.

[SakuraUchiha]

Oh. God. D: if Mike gets asked a question like that I'd personally drive a chainsaw through the person who asked it.

 

 

Stand in line. You are going to have wait until I am done with them first. Talk about embarrasing questions.

[LPShinodaFM]

Okay fine... I'll personally drive a chainsaw through the REMAINS of the person who asked it, after SakuraUchiha dealt with them. :[ It'll probably be like slop and goo after though (it'd BETTER be!!! xD), and there wouldn't be that satisfying rigidness in it as a proper person's body, but.... For Mike, it's worth it. :]

 

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FOR THIS MAN... IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING!!!

[andrea]

You got that right, haha.

 

I have one of the pictures you posted in HQ, here it is:

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[SakuraUchiha]

I wish I had any of the pics you posted.

[Usiel]

Oh, what a lovely, lovely, lovelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pics, LP~Shinoda~FM you kill me with these kind of pics, be sure!! I really like the last one. I love (:o ) this kind of shirts in boys!!:o :o I know it, I know it, in this kind of topics, I'm quite posh... but, careful!! I'm not following Beckams's way... I'm following Lorena's own way (that's a new one)

 

 

Stand in line. You are going to have wait until I am done with them first.

 

:lol: :lol: . It would be soo funny to see both of you driving a chainsaw through the person who asked him that... me? Well, I'll support you from the stand 'cos if this happens; I mean, if someone asked Mike something like this, honestly, I'd switch off the tv. I cant listen this kind of things!! And not because it's Mike, I cant listen this kind of thing of no one!! I know it 'cos when I listen some chats about private things of some people, these kind of conversations hurt me. I feel bad, soo sad. So, in that case, you'll ve my support, but I couldnt take part cos I wouldnt have listened it. Sorry, but in these facts, I'm soo weak. usiel's wigns are breaking in many tears with this (you cannot say this last sentences hasnt romanticism!! )

 

btw, before I can forget it; I've some news... well, actually, it's just only one, but for me it's so important, and I thought you liked to be the first one who knows it... you remember the story I told you here about the little girl and that band called "Meteora"... you remember it? Well, I've started to write the story but it has changed a little bit; it isnt a nu-metal band, it's a hip hop band... this morning, at 9:00 A.M I wrote my first lines... it's my new "project revolution". I hope one day it can see the light of the end

For this reason, I'll be busy (besides, next Monday I'll start again the faculty :'( ) so, if I cant answer all the posts, you know why. Forgive me!! Peace my angels!!:thumbsup:

[SakuraUchiha]

:lol: :lol: . It would be soo funny to see both of you driving a chainsaw through the person who asked him that... me? Well, I'll support you from the stand 'cos if this happens; I mean, if someone asked Mike something like this, honestly, I'd switch off the tv. I cant listen this kind of things!! And not because it's Mike, I cant listen this kind of thing of no one!! I know it 'cos when I listen some chats about private things of some people, these kind of conversations hurt me. I feel bad, soo sad. So, in that case, you'll ve my support, but I couldnt take part cos I wouldnt have listened it. Sorry, but in these facts, I'm soo weak. usiel's wigns are breaking in many tears with this (you cannot say this last sentences hasnt romanticism!! )

 

btw, before I can forget it; I've some news... well, actually, it's just only one, but for me it's so important, and I thought you liked to be the first one who knows it... you remember the story I told you here about the little girl and that band called "Meteora"... you remember it? Well, I've started to write the story but it has changed a little bit; it isnt a nu-metal band, it's a hip hop band... this morning, at 9:00 A.M I wrote my first lines... it's my new "project revolution". I hope one day it can see the light of the end

For this reason, I'll be busy (besides, next Monday I'll start again the faculty :'( ) so, if I cant answer all the posts, you know why. Forgive me!! Peace my angels!!:thumbsup:

 

I was going to do something alot more painful than using a chainsaw.:spiteful:

 

That is great Usiel, I can't wait to read what you write next and I bet with the changes it will be just as amazing as the last story you wrote. Good luck on your next story.:thumbsup:

 

So what do you mean by you'll be starting the Faculty again?

[littleblackstone]

haha!!! :rofl: what a conversation!!!!

 

yeah, privet things... it's not our business... :no:

but in some way I agree with mrsrobourdon.. "all that sperm gone to waste"... :'( lolol

 

if only her and that sexy man would have some babies...if she needs help getting his sperm she can always call me :lol:

 

siiiigggghhh... man, I'm not interesting on have children, but with THIS man, I wouldn't mind of having as many children as he wanted :yes:

 

but well... we know that it's impossible, cause the only woman in this world that eventually will have children with him is Anna... I just can say god luck to them.

 

I wonder what the next question will be for the next time... ejem, Mr. Shinoda, you told us you're quite busy in the new FM album while you combine it with LP tour...This tense situation hurts your sexual relations with Mrs. Shinoda? Can she get the orgasm or she's starting to think that your machine is getting useless? :eek:

 

Sure, I'm Mike, and I'd die if they ask me something like this (although, before dying, I'd kill them!!)

 

OMFG :rofl: :rofl:

srsly sis, u cracked me up your machine is getting useless?? :rofl: well, I really doubt it

but I REALLY hope it won't happen with him, poor Mike 8P

[LPShinodaFM]

:lol: siiiigggghhh... man' date=' I'm not interesting on have children, but with THIS man, I wouldn't mind of having as many children as he wanted :yes: [/quote']

 

HELL YEAH! xD The next thing that you cannot have too much of than Shinoda is Shinoda-babies!! :rofl:

[SakuraUchiha]

haha!!! :rofl: what a conversation!!!!

 

yeah, privet things... it's not our business... :no:

 

We never said you guys couldn't enter into the conversation,lol.

[littleblackstone]

We never said you guys couldn't enter into the conversation,lol.

 

no, i was refering about talking bout Mike and whenever he and Anna are going to have children or not is privet!

 

I heard the loveline thing, of course he was changing the subject! It's a privet things that he wasn't to keep privet.

 

get it?

 

 

HELL YEAH! xD The next thing that you cannot have too much of than Shinoda is Shinoda-babies!! :rofl:

 

lmao

I'd want to know how they look like...

[Usiel]

I was going to do something alot more painful than using a chainsaw.:spiteful:

 

That is great Usiel, I can't wait to read what you write next and I bet with the changes it will be just as amazing as the last story you wrote. Good luck on your next story.:thumbsup:

 

So what do you mean by you'll be starting the Faculty again?

 

Oh, thanks dear, you're very kind and your words give me too much force to follow with this project until the end.. although, I do not know why, but something tells me it wouldnt be very easy. Well, I'm not afraid; Of course I'm not a rapper and I dont know very well how this world works. Besides, Amish's culture isnt very easy and the information about them is quite limited nowadays BUT in spite of this, I'll continue the path, without matter if I'll have some complications (it's sure) or not (it's not so sure). After all, I've a long life for finishing it, havent I? and, btw, it's my dream; to be a recognized writer; I've been writing since I was six or seven years old, and with 14 years old I won my first success with a Christmas story about a sailor. I was the winner even when I hadnt it easy 'cos I was in a hard religious school (OPUS) and my beliefs are quite different... but, well, it's a nice story to remember as experience.

 

Oh, about your question. Well, I meant that this next Monday I'll start the faculty again; This will be my third year studying my degree in Seville... and my last one, 'cos the rest two years I'll be in Madrid.. Oh, MADRID, the city where I was born, I LOVE YOU!!! You know, if one day you come, you'll be welcome. I'll be your personal guide, so you'll be so lucky 'cos just for one time and only for all of you I'll be free!:thumbsup:

 

I'd want to know how they look like...

 

me too!! If they're twins Iwant to be the godmother of one of them....hmmm, that's would mean his machine works perfectly, you know, at top speed!! God, if it's work as fat as he raps...:o Oh, yeah, I Know, I love all kind of dirty jokes... well, it's quite obvious, isnt it? Oh, shit, at the end, I'm a naughty girl....?¿...?¿...that's great!!

 

 

P.S. Before this naughty girl who likes dirty jokes forgets it, I've to apologize for not writing before, but this naughty girl who enjoys thinking naughty things was ill, so I hadnt force even for writing (you can comprobe with this how horrible I was... fortunately, I'm better now; You see, dirty jokes are good from time to time):-P

[LPShinodaFM]

I'd want to know how they look like...

 

lol I'll make my (future) kids worship his (future) kids. xD

 

God' date=' if it's work as fat as he raps...[/quote']

 

Omg Usiel You're hilarious. :lol: God, just the thought.............

 

P.S. Before this naughty girl who likes dirty jokes forgets it' date=' I've to apologize for not writing before, but this naughty girl who enjoys thinking naughty things was ill, so I hadnt force even for writing (you can comprobe with this how horrible I was... fortunately, I'm better now; You see, dirty jokes are good from time to time):-P[/quote']

 

I'm sorry you were sick. :[ Hope you feel better now.

 

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Now without this man what would life be? Think about it. So I thought about it, and I wrote something. :o

 

Three Little Things

 

Your grin is like rays

Of saintly light from the celestial above

Penetrating through all thoughts,

Only silence is alive

Under your angelic blaze,

All and none is one

Unified under that glowing glare of white,

Life is a meaningless

Void

 

Your smile is like the sap

From a million year-old tree

This concentrate of only the most divine,

Cures me from all my

And washes away all my wounds

But left behind is bitter sweetness

For I can’t help but

Reminisce what is

Gone

 

Your laughter is like a flame

Implanting a fire within me

Burning eternally,

Fueling me to fly forwards without conscious

But eventually,

This perpetual fire

Will eat away

My mortal

Soul

 

And what would I be left of

Without my

. . . . . . . . .Silence,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cure,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And Fire?

 

Well okay I lied. This was actually for school. Yes, slap me for not writing this out my pure, devoted, passion towards Mike. :'(But screw, the passion was there. So, Well anyways I started my own "Thread" yes, like literally titled "Jess' Thread" o.o I'm original. I might like write stuff and put them in there. iuno, if you guys wanna look at it. hah...

 

Well it's here if you guys ever have too much time.

[littleblackstone]

me too!! If they're twins Iwant to be the godmother of one of them....hmmm, that's would mean his machine works perfectly, you know, at top speed!! God, if it's work as fat as he raps...:o Oh, yeah, I Know, I love all kind of dirty jokes... well, it's quite obvious, isnt it? Oh, shit, at the end, I'm a naughty girl....?¿...?¿...that's great!!

 

Oh my God :rofl: :rofl:

I can't even imagine that!! :lol:

 

sis, u crack me up, you nasty girl!!

 

 

P.S. Before this naughty girl who likes dirty jokes forgets it, I've to apologize for not writing before, but this naughty girl who enjoys thinking naughty things was ill, so I hadnt force even for writing (you can comprobe with this how horrible I was... fortunately, I'm better now; You see, dirty jokes are good from time to time):-P

 

oohh my sweetie thing... I realy hope u are better now *hugs a kisses*

 

 

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Now without this man what would life be?

 

I tell you... There would be no life, definately... at least to me..

 

 

Think about it. So I thought about it, and I wrote something. :o

 

Three Little Things

 

Your grin is like rays

Of saintly light from the celestial above

Penetrating through all thoughts,

Only silence is alive

Under your angelic blaze,

All and none is one

Unified under that glowing glare of white,

Life is a meaningless

Void

 

Your smile is like the sap

From a million year-old tree

This concentrate of only the most divine,

Cures me from all my

And washes away all my wounds

But left behind is bitter sweetness

For I can’t help but

Reminisce what is

Gone

 

Your laughter is like a flame

Implanting a fire within me

Burning eternally,

Fueling me to fly forwards without conscious

But eventually,

This perpetual fire

Will eat away

My mortal

Soul

 

And what would I be left of

Without my

. . . . . . . . .Silence,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cure,

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .And Fire?

 

Well okay I lied. This was actually for school. Yes, slap me for not writing this out my pure, devoted, passion towards Mike. :'(But screw, the passion was there. So, Well anyways I started my own "Thread" yes, like literally titled "Jess' Thread" o.o I'm original. I might like write stuff and put them in there. iuno, if you guys wanna look at it. hah...

 

Well it's here if you guys ever have too much time.

 

ooh my dear, of course your passion was there, everybody here knows it!!

I just love your poem, it's so.. intense and strong.. well, i cant find adjectives to describe it!!

i really love it, and of course I have time to have a look on your thread

(actually I'm still thinking of doing or not my own thread cause I've written new stuff, but IDK, maybe someday...)

[littleblackstone]

Please help me!!

 

I want this pic

in a bigger size..

 

anyone here has it?? andrea, are u there?? lol

 

thankx :thumbsup:

[SakuraUchiha]

no, i was refering about talking bout Mike and whenever he and Anna are going to have children or not is privet!

 

I feel kinda stupid now.:o

[LPShinodaFM]

ooh my dear, of course your passion was there, everybody here knows it!!

I just love your poem, it's so.. intense and strong.. well, i cant find adjectives to describe it!!

i really love it, and of course I have time to have a look on your thread

(actually I'm still thinking of doing or not my own thread cause I've written new stuff, but IDK, maybe someday...)

 

Thank you my love :] And yes, do make your own thread, I'd love to read your stuff too!!

 

Please help me!!

 

I want this pic

in a bigger size..

 

anyone here has it?? andrea, are u there?? lol

 

thankx :thumbsup:

 

Oh yes.

 

Wherefore art thou, andrea?

[Usiel]

Oh my God :rofl: :rofl:

I can't even imagine that!! :lol:

 

sis, u crack me up, you nasty girl!!

 

 

oohh my sweetie thing... I realy hope u are better now *hugs a kisses*

 

Oh, You confirm that! Ok, listen me everybody, my sis has confirmed what I was thinking for a long time, and now, there is no way back: I'M A NASTY GIRL!! :lol: But you should know something, do you know this "quality" about me has been an inspiration for some bands? have a look at this vid, you see, they met me and they thought... why cant we make a song about this girl??:rofl: :rofl:

 

 

(although, if I'm honest, pink isnt my favourite colour!!) But, it's ok. You know, after I dont know too many "angels" are nasty... and btw, who cares? After all, you have fun with me and my nasty and dirty jokes. So, it's great to know I'm the Mike's nasty angel (although, inside me I'm a goood girl... more or less), so, you want to enjoy? ji ji ji ji... 'cos if you say I'm a little bit nasty, I've to make honour to this name... I advise you, BE CAREFUL WITH IT 'COS THE MACHINE OF MIKE IS COMING....?¿... ?¿... Oh, dont be nasty (:lol: ) I wasnt talking about that machine (I told you I'm a good girl). I was talking about the hotness guy you know, 'cos he is a machine (and he has a "top speed" little machine, btw) with 1001 utilities ... :spiteful:

 

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Oh, thanks my two angels for asking me if I'm better. well, you see. I come back again (if not I wouldnt have force for saying jokes and foolish things...)... Oh, before I can forget it!! Oh, yeah, LP~Shinoda~FM this a beautiful poem and for me is so precious because you showed us part of feelings with a play of verses. My congrats dear!! *huge clap and kiss*:clap:

Today is a very important day, 'cos I meet an angel who had lost her inspiration and it has come back to show us she is a beautiful treasure of feelings.

[andrea]

Please help me!!

 

I want this pic

in a bigger size..

 

anyone here has it?? andrea, are u there?? lol

 

thankx :thumbsup:

 

Sorry. Unfortunately out of all the Mike photos I have that's one I didn't save *gasp*. I went to my secret photo place to look for it and the one I founded was the same size you posted. I gave up looking further because I started to neglect my homework.

[woodyloveslinkin]

lol i remember when i made this church up in year 10. I still love Mikey boy.

 

i have a program on my computer that allows me to take snapshots of dvds i have. Im gonna go do that to frat party and i'll most probably post some mikey pics when im next on.

[Usiel]

lol i remember when i made this church up in year 10. I still love Mikey boy.

 

 

Did you? I mean, were you? Oh, I didnt know it, although I've always been interested to know whom made this place, and what a great pleasure is knowing you were (I know you were the first one who posted the first comment, but well, it doesnt mean you had to be same mate who created it, innit? I dont know it ) well, anyway, it's my pleasure to know this now. Why did you make it? I mean, What did you stimulate for make this place or Church? What was the original idea? to make a place where everybody could have an opinion about Mike? A place for all Mike's fans? and why did you choose "Chuch"? After all, Chester hasnt a "Church". His place is called "FOC"... Ups! I'm so sorry. I'm quite curious and that could imply being too heavy for you.. but you see, I take part in a place that I'm sure it has a loong story and where lots of mates have taken part, as I do now... so, if it's a wise action to know about history in general, why not about this place that is like an album? A album that tell us the story about lot of mates, mates who still are here and others who I wont have the pleasure to meet. An album about feelings, fun, dreams, opinions, hope... An album that can be a nice book of knowledge about personal experiences around a man called Mike Shinoda.

 

P.S. Oh, sure, that would be lovely!! I cant wait to see you stuff. I'm sure this material is marvellous and it'll enrich our "home" :clap:

[LPShinodaFM]

Oh' date=' thanks my two angels for asking me if I'm better. well, you see. I come back again (if not I wouldnt have force for saying jokes and foolish things...)... Oh, before I can forget it!! Oh, yeah, LP~Shinoda~FM this a beautiful poem and for me is so precious because you showed us part of feelings with a play of verses. My congrats dear!! *huge clap and kiss*:clap:

Today is a very important day, 'cos I meet an angel who had lost her inspiration and it has come back to show us she is a beautiful treasure of feelings.

 

I loved that vid. Thanks for sharing!! The way he just.... does that "shhh" thing during the middle was so FUCKIN SEXY. And just the way he looks at the piano is so... xD :o I'm burning lol

 

And thanks for your such kind words :D:D I'm so very glad that you liked it. You are far too kind ^^

 

lol i remember when i made this church up in year 10. I still love Mikey boy.

 

Alas, the legendary creator of COS returns :O And well yeah, it's pretty much impossible to lose your passion for Mike lol. God, I remember it was me who dug up this grave like a year ago. But then after that attempt failed, Jos walked in (literally) two days before this man's birthday (I owe her so much <3) and then we kinda officially revived it on Mike's birthday!!!!! Of course we couldn't have done it without the help of our beloved andrea and her amazing pics (btw I'm sorry you're so busy with school. The COS without your essence is deflating...:[ ) Then trotted along many whom some are very active and some who drop in once every while.

 

Just to be weird, and I'm high right now... so I will acknowledge everyone who have contributed quite significantly to COS AFTER the revival :lol: Because it's definitely been awhile.

 

+ MrsBennington-Delson

+ mrsrobourdon [<^girls, it's extremely hard not to cheat, I know, i understand, but it's GREAT that you contribute!!]

+ andrea (OF COURSE... well I've run out of words to thank you already. So please tolerate me on that part )

+ The COB sistas [You know who i'm talking about ]

+ littleblackstone (I can remember it like it was yesterday when this lovely girl came in *sniff* all those wild times we've shared xD)

+ Scotty B [Yeah this awesome guy dropped in and posted a couple dozen pics or so]

+ SakuraUchiha [One of the most dedicated members of the COS!! :D

+ Usiel [it was like, BAM. What else is there to say?]

 

Okay so now that THAT's done, here's the motto of the day:

 

"You gotta dream Shinoda, eat Shinoda, sleep Shinoda, worship Shinoda, and live Shinoda!!"

 

That's all.

[woodyloveslinkin]

Did you? I mean, were you? Oh, I didnt know it, although I've always been interested to know whom made this place, and what a great pleasure is knowing you were (I know you were the first one who posted the first comment, but well, it doesnt mean you had to be same mate who created it, innit? I dont know it ) well, anyway, it's my pleasure to know this now. Why did you make it? I mean, What did you stimulate for make this place or Church? What was the original idea? to make a place where everybody could have an opinion about Mike? A place for all Mike's fans? and why did you choose "Chuch"? After all, Chester hasnt a "Church". His place is called "FOC"... Ups! I'm so sorry. I'm quite curious and that could imply being too heavy for you.. but you see, I take part in a place that I'm sure it has a loong story and where lots of mates have taken part, as I do now... so, if it's a wise action to know about history in general, why not about this place that is like an album? A album that tell us the story about lot of mates, mates who still are here and others who I wont have the pleasure to meet. An album about feelings, fun, dreams, opinions, hope... An album that can be a nice book of knowledge about personal experiences around a man called Mike Shinoda.

 

P.S. Oh, sure, that would be lovely!! I cant wait to see you stuff. I'm sure this material is marvellous and it'll enrich our "home" :clap:

 

It's a place where we dwell in the sexiness of Mike. I'm a Mikea, meaning I'm a fan of Mike. I am also a Bourdona, a fan of Rob.

[mrsrobourdon]

LOL

ok im going to make this clear and understandable:

 

i DO NOT like rob bourdon anymore. I love him as a drummer dont get me wrong, hes seriously the greatest. BUT I LOVE MIKE SHINODA 104294202932X MORE

who doesnt?

seriously that man is too sexy to not like

 

at the time i made my screenname i liked rob, but now im way too in love with shinoda

 

 

i need to get my name changed.pronto

[LPShinodaFM]

LOL

ok im going to make this clear and understandable:

 

i DO NOT like rob bourdon anymore. I love him as a drummer dont get me wrong, hes seriously the greatest. BUT I LOVE MIKE SHINODA 104294202932X MORE

who doesnt?

seriously that man is too sexy to not like

 

at the time i made my screenname i liked rob, but now im way too in love with shinoda

 

 

i need to get my name changed.pronto

 

WHOOT GO GIRL!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Mike is forever behind you!!! xD

 

Well I mean Rob is also lovable <3 He's got everything a woman can want, but it's personal taste.

 

This just proved that Shinoda power can change absolutely anything. :rofl: