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What words do you want written on your gravestone?

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I told you I was sick!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Generate your own tombstone here!

 

Years ago when I first found that site, I made a very realistic tombstone with actual information (name, DOB, city, etc., and added a cross and my photo as shown above) and sent it out to my family. I thought it was an obvious joke but boy were they pissed at me! :p

 

Edit: Let's pretend there is a "T" at the end of "sweethear" :rolleyes: @ that eye-sore of a typo.

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Generate your own tombstone here!

 

Years ago when I first found that site, I made a very realistic tombstone with actual information (name, DOB, city, etc., and added a cross and my photo as shown above) and sent it out to my family. I thought it was an obvious joke but boy were they pissed at me! :p

 

You're so twisted, but your fierce photo shopping skills cannot be denied! ;)

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Edit: Let's pretend there is a "T" at the end of "sweethear" :rolleyes: @ that eye-sore of a typo.

I was gonna ask what a "sweethear" was...

I'm trusted by more women.
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I was gonna ask what a "sweethear" was...

 

I just checked. I did type in the T but it was cut off due to the text length. Anywhoo, I'm not near hated enough so it is time to make headstones for all of you. ;)

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Not that funny but enjoyable, nonetheless.

 

Sorry if it appears skewed. Photobucket has size limits.

 

I didn't do you Ali since you didn't have your pic posted here and I wasn't sure if you wanted me to use your pic on USM lol.

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I just checked. I did type in the T but it was cut off due to the text length. Anywhoo, I'm not near hated enough so it is time to make headstones for all of you. ;)

Sure, make me one. Just remember... How sweet I can be when I'm on the attack.;)

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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I want this. You can even put John if you want!

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I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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that is, if i'm not cremated....

Your stupidity is My weapon

 

WARNING! my mood and mental state are strongly influenced by music and T.V./movies..... i may seem the slightest bit insane.. just don't let me watch my favorite show and or listen to my music and it will all be alright. :D

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Hugo

 

May 20, 1958 -

 

I prefer that space for that second date remains blank.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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DEATH!!!!!

 

Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!

Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered

a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I told you I was sick!

 

Are you a Spike Milligan fan?

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.

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