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OOh, thank you Phantom. I'm very tempted to write "witty cunt bag" under my username, but I think at this juncture in my career it's more important that I help Randy take it back.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I hear that Water Wings are really hot right now, Tori.

 

You should totally get some of those :D

 

Either them, or Cucumbers!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I hear that Water Wings are really hot right now, Tori.

 

You should totally get some of those :D

 

Either them, or Cucumbers!

 

My faves are a cross between the underchinners, and the balloons.

 

But if she gives good head, Peaches, Pears and Beestings are also welcome to Chez Stormin.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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I hear that Water Wings are really hot right now, Tori.

 

You should totally get some of those :D

 

Either them, or Cucumbers!

 

The lemon lady looks suicidal...

I'm trusted by more women.
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The lemon lady looks suicidal...

 

LMAO! Poor thing.

 

But at least she's not homicidal, like Miss Pears.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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My faves are a cross between the underchinners, and the balloons.

 

But if she gives good head, Peaches, Pears and Beestings are also welcome to Chez Stormin.

 

In that case, I'm going to get myself a pair of Pears ........

 

And then I'm going to kill you with them.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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LMAO! Poor thing.

 

But at least she's not homicidal, like Miss Pears.

 

The cupcake lady looks like a blow up doll...

 

 

not that I have one in my closet or anything...

I'm trusted by more women.
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The cupcake lady looks like a blow up doll...

 

 

not that I have one in my closet or anything...

 

Eddo, if your blow up doll looks anything like cupcake lady, I'm begging you to lock your closet and never let her out.

 

She's a ghoul, dude.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I partial to the coathooks. At least they have a secondary use. The balloons might also come in handy if I'm ever thrown over the side of a ship.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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The balloons might also come in handy if I'm ever thrown over the side of a ship.

 

No way, balloons deflate!

 

Look into my eyes, Tori. Go with the water wings.

 

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The water wings ......

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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