Eminem vs. Pheonix791989

[LP Lager]

It seems that this Pheonix person thinks they can outdo eminem.....lets see about that...im calling u out eminem and pheonix...to write in 1 paragraph their purpose in this forum...pheonix has agreed im calling u out eminem...PEOPLE OF THE FORUM WITNESS AS BOTH OF THE MOST POWERFUL MEMBERS FACE OFF and its hosted by me the weakest member...u guys be the judges.

 

Pheonix must agree to commence the battle..

[Pheonix791989]

i agree because I wont ever back down from a challange but I am really calling you out Lager. i want to see what you can do not what eminem can do.

[Eminem]

My Purpose

 

I Agree to the terms.

[Dark Angel]

What is up with you Lager?! Is your job to just be annoying? Stop wasting everyone's time, it's very simple what their purpose is on here. I'm going to agree with Phi, I want to see what YOU can do. All I see you doing is critizing other people's works and writing one story that was sick. Do something useful for a change.

[Pheonix791989]

ok no offence to you eminem, i will gladly take you on as a challenge but as of right now I am refusing to battle against any one unless I get you Lager. I want to see what you can do and your style of writing and what lack of imagination you have, but apparently you are just a waste of my time.

[Sygy]

even though LP Lager is an annoying little shit. i am interested to see who wins this.

[LP Lager]

very well but 1st u have to battle eminem...8 sentences only.

[Eminem]

My Purpose

 

I'll agree to Pheonix's terms...I'll respond later today

[Pheonix791989]

so its about the puropse of us on the forums, ok I can deal with that. here it is

 

It dosen't matter what happens in the end, because on LPF, I know it will be someplace where I am always going to feel accepted no matter who or what happens on the site. I feel that it is my job on LPF to help people spread the word about LP because LP reaches everyone all around the world and no matter your age group, I feel like I am here on LPF to introduce my friends to a new type of music and to help new listeners continue their growth in their love of LP. I also feel that as an elite member it is my job to be helpful to the new members and to help others learn how to navigate the site. Also with the fan fiction site, it helps me grow as a writer and have other people share their thoughts and views on fiction. I also think that it is one of my jobs to uphold the rules in all of the parts of the sites. With the many members threads, including the Delson-shrine, that I try to help show that the Linkin park boys are just as human as we are. This is a site for making friends with one thing in common, LP, and that no matter our differences or opnions we respect one another in the name of LP. So its my job to hold up that respect for all of the members and not just myself, that is my job and purpose to uphold the love and respect for all things LP

[ForgottenKid]

^Great job Pheonix

 

LP_Lager your still pretty new, so im not gonna say anything exsept that calling out Pheonix and eminem to point out their purpose on this forum is not needed.

[Eminem]

The comedic representation provided by my posts produce imaginative worlds that cease to exist until they are unleashed on this forum. My creative ideas posted on this forum enable me to compose writing that advances into an much appreciated elaborative form appealing to a larger audience as my sporadiic thoughts shift from its crude form to reach to the mass diverse audience of Linkin Park's fanbase. In times of rejection and uncertainty I am compelled with an urge to return to a place of acceptance and hospitality. My material is a just and descriptive depiction of myself and what I choose to represent. The "Threads" provided to the LPF members allow all the influenced fans of Linkin Park to participate in an effort to uphold such musicians so that their support will allow these artists to excel in their field of artisitc expression. I have a name, I am a somebody, I have my space... I have advanced from the frivolous parodies of Shady Chronicles to enter the steep and eerie path of the Yellow Brick Road..It seems Like Eminem until I am serious will I get the respect I deserve

 

My thirst for growth increases as my stories appeal to the audiences and compells me to to excel.

[Pheonix791989]

hey nice one eminem. pretty good. I aplaude your work. you sure do use alot of fancy words but that isnt really my style but it suits you fine.

[LP Lager]

Aaaaaaaaaand time....Ill post the polls now

[MysteryLpChick]

Wow... um all I ever wanted to do was write. I mean like I said I don't have the best spelling and grammar... but, yeah LPF is the only place where I didn't get yelled at for having such crappy work. Its what someone told me on a certain site I won't name... and fanfiction.net, but they don't have band stories.

[LP Lager]

People post for the Lyrical Genius Eminem or THE Thoughtful CREATIVE PHEONIX.....may the best writer win

[Pheonix791989]

are you even going to put a time limit on this thing? cuz if you dont then you will have problems with deciding a winner.

[LP Lager]

its done...if u add more ur disqualified...

[LP Lager]

So people who won??????

 

People start postin!!!!!!!

 

Ill tell ya what....i promise to leev u guys alone if u vote now and fairly...

[LP Lager]

ok the poll doesnt end in a week, but we need people to post before 9 today to see who will win

[Vash_the_Stampede]

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[Hyper]

wow.. this is pointless. you can't judge a person on their writing ability when they explain their purpose on a forum. that would be judging their reasoning, not imagination or creativity.. gg.

 

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mmk, after receiving a PM from Lager.. showing his stupidity, i too would like to call you out lager. you act like you're king shit. judging me by the little stuff of mine you've read. it's not like i post everything here, jesus christ, pull your fucking head out of your ass. you have no grounds to tell anyone they suck, as far as i can see, you're trying to feel important eh. and stop the fucking half assed insults before i do somethin about em, they're getting annoying

 

--to anyone else who has no idea what's going on--

 

lager sent me a pm telling me i suck, this that, i'm stupid, i should stop tryin to act smart, phoenix and eminem are the best writers here, he hates them, wants to give them credit, blah blah, i'd post the whole thing, but that's not necessary.

[Pheonix791989]

hey eminem, i congradulate you. i know that your going to win. I think that you are an amazing writer and I am feeling honored to go against you. You have great skill and talent. I hope that one day i can become as good of a writer as you. i look up to you as a writer and you have my respect. I just wanted to tell you this.

phoenix791989

[azemkamikaze03]

Well, eminem is definately the best i dont doubt me on that one. But i feel that he has an ass load of expirience. That kinda puts Phi in an unfair corner. But she agreed to take him on so i give her props for that.

 

EDit:Em i gave you some reps buddy

[gaia89]

What is up with you Lager?! Is your job to just be annoying? Stop wasting everyone's time' date=' it's very simple what their purpose is on here. I'm going to agree with Phi, I want to see what YOU can do. All I see you doing is critizing other people's works and writing one story that was sick. Do something useful for a change.[/quote']

 

agree................

[Sygy]

well done Eminem