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I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy-Mike

 

me: *looks at johnathan angrily*

johnathan: oh no I didn't, bitch.

 

teacher: now some people have to understand how it feels like to be Emily (in a story)

brian: *in a girly voice and raises his hand and shakes it in front of Kyle* don't go there girlfriend!

 

the last two quote thingys are from my class!

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Madd props go to Shadow_Serpent

::~proud member of the CoS::candle lighter~::

 

I'll drag your body to the car as blood races down my arms

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i am what i am, there is nothing to it - i forgot where i found this.... but i still like it!

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I am what i am, theres nothing to it.

COP's official killer dude

COS's Minister of Sacrifical Sacrifices

*will sell complements for rep!!!*

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"if u like us, will u flash us??"-Mr. Hahn

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Strength For Now, Nothing Later

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um.....

"In the end it doesnt even matter."

"Hey what's this?" SOmeone on Camera

"Red Light district." Mike

next scene

"Hey brad where you going" Mike

"Red light district" Brad

and

*Mike looking at camera trying not to laugh*

"Ok this guy is either crazy or he is jogging in place. Cuz he's been there for awhile."

or something like that.

[[melma]]

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chester: thats right! whitey can whoo

 

i LOVE THAT 1 ^^^

 

 

Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty."

Mike: "Chester?!"

Joe: "I remember this one!"

Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!"

Mike: "That was so not funny."

Joe: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!"

Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!"

Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."

Brad: "Lysol!"

 

love this 1 2 :p

poor Mike :(

HAHAHAhAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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melissa(me): Roger im tired.

Roger: me too im tired. *yawns*

Melissa: i didnt sleep at all.

Roger: Im tired.... Tired of being cool!

Melissa:*yawns*

Roger:*smiles*

Melissa:*laughs*

Roger: Let's go see how shitty you are at hacky sack.

Melissa:Shut up! at least I try.

 

You guys this was an actual conversation I had with my friend roger. :thumbsup: :p :D

[[melma]]

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my ict teacher: Sygy, you made so many mistakes in your mock Ecdl exam? i hope you do better in the actual exam.

Me: Sorry sir but my arse is dyslexic.

 

Tara: I'm a little fairy,ohh look at me.

Me: Wtf..that's quitoxic.

Tara: Sygy, stop useing big words.

Me: Fuck off...

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Splendid!! says:

whats new sis?

Broken Angel says:

uhm

Broken Angel says:

i'm wearing a new bra

Broken Angel says:

how about you? new boxers?

 

(i hate it when people as "what's up" or "what's new" dude, be original!! *rolls eyes*) hehe

 

another one:

 

Random Person: what was the person doing that reailized that cows could be milked?

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"I'm an angry white guy I have no soul. Fuck fucker!"

 

i lurv that one. then this one is one of my own.

 

I may be the one between heaven and hell releasing the demons but the teachers getting out wasnt on my shift.

 

oh for the love of chauser (i love that one)

 

I'm hearing voices and they arnt the ones I normally hear.

 

this is the bathroom today it smells rather fresh but thats not always the case. (rob)

 

today is really easy just a bunch of jumping around and flapping like idiots- chester

 

lets do the one where we throw brad off the stage- phi

 

did someone loose a shoe?- mike

 

thats it from me

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"You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel

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I have some, this one's great lmao:

 

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE

<Donut[AFK]> INSULT

<Eurakarte> RETORT

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT

<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE

<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM

<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES

<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD

<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

 

lol that one was a classic, this one's too XD:

 

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

 

^ that's brilliant :p

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Andrew: I'm a little fairy! *flaps arms*

Me: Interesting...

Andrew: shut up or I'm going to jad you in the eye with my magic wand!

Me: What kind of fairy are you?

Andrew: uhh....an ANGRY fairy! *slams on desk somehow making it fall over*

Me: Nice...*runs away*

 

Its not really funny but its all i got :p

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Starcraft:

Soldier: Hey, you! Give us the password or we'll shoot!

Enemy: Don't shoot, don't shoot! The password's... something (sorry, I forgot it)

*computer takes password and uncovers new land*

Soldier: thanks.

*firing shoots*

Soldier: Hehe. Uh, whoops.

 

A funny moment in a not so funny scene.

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I'm sorry I don't subcomb myself to your fashion

If life were simple, what'd be the point of it?

No, you got that backwards. I'm the one who's normal, stuck in an abnormal world.

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*Yo Quiero Taco Bell*

He he I love saying that.

Bow down to foamy, lord and master!!!

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you shall feel his squirely wrath!!!

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When lifes gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in peoples eyes and laugh at their misfortune-azk

 

Corey-If shes hot then im gay.

Brandon- get away from me u anal inhaler!

 

Hamid(Azk):MY IDCK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!

Sarah:NO Shit u fucktard im a chick

 

and last but not least

Azem:You can hold my weiner. Its nice long and juicy and u can put it in ur mouth

Shani:Perv

Azem:What i was talking about hotdogs..

¿whysoserious?
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ur myn untill ur 18 and when ur 17 i will know the end is near in which case i will work u like a dog!

 

 

O and A mike Quote

 

(slured and drunkenly)

 

This is our first kerrang awards and I couldn't even find a fucking seat!

But thanks for putting me on the floor.... over here

Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it.

 

Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.

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*allisons hair is swaying in the wind*

Jayjay: oh my gosh your hair is floating!

 

JayJay: My friend Kevin wants to know if you know someone who knows someone who knows someone.

 

JayJay: My friend Kevin wants to know if you're british.

 

Shawn: *out of no where* I'm COOCOO FOR COACOA PUFFS!

 

JayJay: My friend Kevin wants to milk your utters. *omg this one is so sick....my friends get a kick out of this one *

 

JayJay: You're british aren't you?

 

JayJay: What color is your toothbrush? Mine is clear. Its invisible. You can't see it. But I can.

 

JayJay: My name is Brandon. But I hate that name. So call me JayJay.

Emily: Brandon shut up.

JayJay: RESPECT MY AUTHORATORA!!

 

 

 

Yes, JayJay is an interesting person....

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