bam_bam_darkslide Posted August 31, 2005 Author Posted August 31, 2005 I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy-Mike me: *looks at johnathan angrily* johnathan: oh no I didn't, bitch. teacher: now some people have to understand how it feels like to be Emily (in a story) brian: *in a girly voice and raises his hand and shakes it in front of Kyle* don't go there girlfriend! the last two quote thingys are from my class! Quote [broken External Image]:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/Shadow_Serpent/darkslidesig.jpg Madd props go to Shadow_Serpent ::~proud member of the CoS::candle lighter~:: I'll drag your body to the car as blood races down my arms
brokenangel Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 "What do you do when life give you lemons?"-Azk "Make lemonade?"-Sandy "Yes! Then you pee in it and give it to your friends to drink."-Azk still my favorite Quote
omega Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 i am what i am, there is nothing to it - i forgot where i found this.... but i still like it! Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/d25e02889a836aafb14245b885131707.gif I am what i am, theres nothing to it. COP's official killer dude COS's Minister of Sacrifical Sacrifices *will sell complements for rep!!!*
ImTheOneThatFalls Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 chester: thats right! whitey can whoo Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/49c716f74fa996e7008ed59929468159.jpg
LP186 Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 "if u like us, will u flash us??"-Mr. Hahn Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/9b1d0afefd59e62cbc922a85528ba928.jpg Strength For Now, Nothing Later
misspiggy Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 um..... "In the end it doesnt even matter." "Hey what's this?" SOmeone on Camera "Red Light district." Mike next scene "Hey brad where you going" Mike "Red light district" Brad and *Mike looking at camera trying not to laugh* "Ok this guy is either crazy or he is jogging in place. Cuz he's been there for awhile." or something like that. Quote [[melma]]
Friðbjörn Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 Sperm bank spokesperson: "What we'd like is a helping hand from sperm doners..." Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Vash_the_Stampede Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 "I'll show you how, official midgets jack me off." - Mindless Self Indulgence - I Hate Jimmy Page Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone
diva__007 Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 chester: thats right! whitey can whoo i LOVE THAT 1 ^^^ Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty." Mike: "Chester?!" Joe: "I remember this one!" Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!" Mike: "That was so not funny." Joe: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!" Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!" Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener." Brad: "Lysol!" love this 1 2 poor Mike HAHAHAhAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/1053844dc081773acc8cbd24ca64f574.jpg
misspiggy Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 melissa(me): Roger im tired. Roger: me too im tired. *yawns* Melissa: i didnt sleep at all. Roger: Im tired.... Tired of being cool! Melissa:*yawns* Roger:*smiles* Melissa:*laughs* Roger: Let's go see how shitty you are at hacky sack. Melissa:Shut up! at least I try. You guys this was an actual conversation I had with my friend roger. :thumbsup: Quote [[melma]]
Sygy Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 my ict teacher: Sygy, you made so many mistakes in your mock Ecdl exam? i hope you do better in the actual exam. Me: Sorry sir but my arse is dyslexic. Tara: I'm a little fairy,ohh look at me. Me: Wtf..that's quitoxic. Tara: Sygy, stop useing big words. Me: Fuck off... Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg
brokenangel Posted September 4, 2005 Posted September 4, 2005 Splendid!! says: whats new sis? Broken Angel says: uhm Broken Angel says: i'm wearing a new bra Broken Angel says: how about you? new boxers? (i hate it when people as "what's up" or "what's new" dude, be original!! *rolls eyes*) hehe another one: Random Person: what was the person doing that reailized that cows could be milked? Quote
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 4, 2005 Posted September 4, 2005 'History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, & revolution continue on forever.' - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone
brokenangel Posted September 4, 2005 Posted September 4, 2005 *feels stupid* wow, good one vash. you got me thinking about that for a good 2 minutes (not being sarcastic or anything) Quote
Stllmn8j Posted September 4, 2005 Posted September 4, 2005 It's time to sink or swim,to see who gets scared when the lights go dim!-Points of Authority (SuperDemo Remix) Quote
Pheonix791989 Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 "I'm an angry white guy I have no soul. Fuck fucker!" i lurv that one. then this one is one of my own. I may be the one between heaven and hell releasing the demons but the teachers getting out wasnt on my shift. oh for the love of chauser (i love that one) I'm hearing voices and they arnt the ones I normally hear. this is the bathroom today it smells rather fresh but thats not always the case. (rob) today is really easy just a bunch of jumping around and flapping like idiots- chester lets do the one where we throw brad off the stage- phi did someone loose a shoe?- mike thats it from me Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
Friðbjörn Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 I have some, this one's great lmao: <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS lol that one was a classic, this one's too XD: <Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you. ^ that's brilliant Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
thenumbluver Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 I'm a loser with a dream but I'm a loser who's going to try and make that dream come true. -Me- Quote
linkinpark91393 Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Andrew: I'm a little fairy! *flaps arms* Me: Interesting... Andrew: shut up or I'm going to jad you in the eye with my magic wand! Me: What kind of fairy are you? Andrew: uhh....an ANGRY fairy! *slams on desk somehow making it fall over* Me: Nice...*runs away* Its not really funny but its all i got Quote
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 "Dear humanity, We regret being alien bastards, We regret coming to Earth, And we most definetly regret the Core just blew up our raggity ass fleet! O-RAH!" - Sergent Johnson - Halo 2 XDD Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone
Dark Angel Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Starcraft: Soldier: Hey, you! Give us the password or we'll shoot! Enemy: Don't shoot, don't shoot! The password's... something (sorry, I forgot it) *computer takes password and uncovers new land* Soldier: thanks. *firing shoots* Soldier: Hehe. Uh, whoops. A funny moment in a not so funny scene. Quote [broken External Image]:http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/fantasyhorse/NnyBanner2.gif I'm sorry I don't subcomb myself to your fashion If life were simple, what'd be the point of it? No, you got that backwards. I'm the one who's normal, stuck in an abnormal world.
ninas_wings Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 *Yo Quiero Taco Bell* He he I love saying that. Quote Bow down to foamy, lord and master!!! [broken External Image]:http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/breath_of_fire/Foamyban.jpg you shall feel his squirely wrath!!!
azemkamikaze03 Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 When lifes gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in peoples eyes and laugh at their misfortune-azk Corey-If shes hot then im gay. Brandon- get away from me u anal inhaler! Hamid(Azk):MY IDCK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS! Sarah:NO Shit u fucktard im a chick and last but not least Azem:You can hold my weiner. Its nice long and juicy and u can put it in ur mouth Shani:Perv Azem:What i was talking about hotdogs.. Quote ¿whysoserious?
Stenners Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 ur myn untill ur 18 and when ur 17 i will know the end is near in which case i will work u like a dog! O and A mike Quote (slured and drunkenly) This is our first kerrang awards and I couldn't even find a fucking seat! But thanks for putting me on the floor.... over here Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions.
linkinpark91393 Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 *allisons hair is swaying in the wind* Jayjay: oh my gosh your hair is floating! JayJay: My friend Kevin wants to know if you know someone who knows someone who knows someone. JayJay: My friend Kevin wants to know if you're british. Shawn: *out of no where* I'm COOCOO FOR COACOA PUFFS! JayJay: My friend Kevin wants to milk your utters. *omg this one is so sick....my friends get a kick out of this one * JayJay: You're british aren't you? JayJay: What color is your toothbrush? Mine is clear. Its invisible. You can't see it. But I can. JayJay: My name is Brandon. But I hate that name. So call me JayJay. Emily: Brandon shut up. JayJay: RESPECT MY AUTHORATORA!! Yes, JayJay is an interesting person.... Quote
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