Friðbjörn Posted September 12, 2005 Posted September 12, 2005 MK's hilarious, here's one by him about Azem's nickname: Man with large suicidal cock? Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
bam_bam_darkslide Posted September 13, 2005 Author Posted September 13, 2005 omg, you guys have foony ones. heres another one, not funny, but worth a try: andrew: *puts his pencil on my desk* go getchur own! me: what the hell andrew: don't start with me *in a girly voice* me: you guys can come over to my place. stephanie: cool! jane: when? me: at ten or eleven at night. thats when i sleep. stephanie: whats the point? me: you can molest me around that time. mike: you got a problem with that, officer? *whips his hair off his face* andrew: yo! i own that!! mike: *laughs* oh yeah...how does that work again? andrew: you got a problem with that...*lifts his shirt and pinches his nipple*..officer? me: what the fuck? put that shirt down, the teacher's there! Quote [broken External Image]:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/Shadow_Serpent/darkslidesig.jpg Madd props go to Shadow_Serpent ::~proud member of the CoS::candle lighter~:: I'll drag your body to the car as blood races down my arms
misspiggy Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 from a bugs life. the creepy caterpiller: Look! I'm beautiful butterfly! Quote [[melma]]
acdcrules04 Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 lmao, me and my mom were in the Fred Meyers parking lot Me: Holy Cow! the moon is bright! Mom: What? where? Me:Over there, by the car dealership! Mom: that thing behind the trees Me: YEAH! Mom: *pause* Taylor, thats the burger king sign... Me: o 1 Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bb2dcf01aaef6417df375864d8457158.gif myspace|peta2
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 This is from one of the Halo books, 'The Flood' "All right," Major Silva boomed as he strode out onto the center of the catwalk. "Listen up! Play time is over. Captain Keyes is tired of our company and wants us to leave this tub. There's a construct down there, complete with an atmosphere, gravity, and the one thing Marines love like beer - and that's dirt beneath our feet." The ODST officer paused at that point, allowing his bright, beady eyes to sweep the faces around him, his mouth straight as a crease. "Most of the crew - not to mention your fellow jarheads - will be leaving the ship in lifeboats. They'll ride to the surface in air-conditioned comfort, sipping wine, and nibbling on appetizers." "Not you however. Oh no, you're going to leave the Pillar of Autumn by a different method. Tell me boys & girls... How will you leave?" It is a time-honored ritual, and the ODST Marines roared the answer in unison. "WE GO FEET FIRST, SIR!" "Damned right you do," Silva barked. "Now, lets get to those drop pods. The Covenant is holding a picnic on the surface, and every single one of you are invited. You have five minutes to strap in, hook up, and shove a cork in your ass." Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone
Pheonix791989 Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 heres a new one I got from my first cheerleading practice as the mascot Sara:Who let the bitch onto the field? phi (me): I did, now if you don't mind.... (takes off shoes and sits in the grass) sara: What are you doing freak? Phi: I'm about to throw my left shoe at you. (throws shoe and it clocks her in the chest) Sara: that hurt, you said you were throwing your left shoe. Phi: that is my left shoe. Sara: But it says right on it. Phi:your suposed to know your right from your left. I write it oppasite to confuse people like you. Sara: what? (I pat her on the head) Phi: don't worry little girl some day you'll know as much as I do. sara: what are you doing now? (picks up shoe and puts it on foot) Phi: Me CJ Bessie and Nathan are going to donut dunk you into a toilet and then shove you in a locker. Sara: (runs screaming) Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
majinkamahl Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 I especially like these two: MSG: I <3 MK MK: I <3 MSG Quote Free Your Mind
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Dude, no offence. but you ever feel like you're taking it a little far? Sorry for the intrusion, Vash Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone
Hybrid Soldier Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Dude, no offence. but you ever feel like you're taking it a little far? Sorry for the intrusion, Vash i noticed the same Quote
Friðbjörn Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 hot ppl or good but some not-hot ppl are also good. meeh I just like rain lol I just thought that was funny Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Heart_LP Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 lmao well I mean that not-hot ppl can also be good, not that just some of them are Quote ♀ fighter ♀
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 "The bass, the rock The mic, the treble I like my coffee black Just like my metal" Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone
Pheonix791989 Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Flow like water, strike like a tiger, defend like a rock. that was what my sensei told me. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/905b4d5028c3e3d1ceb11b9069165e4b.jpg "You can't please everyone and trying to do so is the kiss of death."- criss angel
Friðbjörn Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 lmao well I mean that not-hot ppl can also be good' date=' not that just some of them are [/quote'] lol Sammi it was mostly the comment on the rain that cracked me up XD Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Heart_LP Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 whaat? I was thought you thought the hot ppl thing made you laugh why did the rain thing crack you up?? o.O Quote ♀ fighter ♀
Friðbjörn Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 well lol to a person who didn't see the whole convo, it must be weird to see you say something about hot ppl, and the just say you like rain XD like you're saying you don't want love, you want rain Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Heart_LP Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 oooh lmao! yeah it's funny XD damn I'm such a dummy head! :o Quote ♀ fighter ♀
Friðbjörn Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 lol no! you're very funny, not dumb XD :thumbsup: Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Heart_LP Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 Well when you're dumb, you can also "appear" funny Quote ♀ fighter ♀
Friðbjörn Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 lol... I guess that's true XD Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Heart_LP Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 so you're agree that I'm dumb?!? lol naww jk Quote ♀ fighter ♀
Friðbjörn Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 lol no, never! I just agreed with you, but I did not mean that about you lmao Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg
Heart_LP Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 lmao dont worry, I was jk Quote ♀ fighter ♀
Vash_the_Stampede Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 Matt(Misery) used to have this as his MSN name, "Float like a butterfly, stings when I pee." Quote Good bye, auf wiedersehen, adiós, sayonara Gone
brokenangel Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 imagine that you have an apple tree. i would rather sort out the bad apples from the good right out of the tree, so i wouldn't waste my time shaking the damn tree into one basket and THEN sorting everything out. weird metaphor about how to chose your friends. Quote
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