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Mothers, ey? =(

Just lie and don't go!

 

no she made me to do it allready -.-

 

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she said she would put the hot iron on your face while your sleeping, what kind of mother is she!!!! i'd rather kill myself than hurt my girls.
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well shes my mother, she says stuff like that! haha, funny if you think about it, in a weird fucked up way! :)

 

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well she hasnt done it has she only threaten.

 

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my mother came to my school day!i have never been more embrassed in my whole godforsaken life!

 

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no its not, not when your mther is wearing all red with bright red lipstick looking like a nutter whilst calling you by your family name and then giving you food, its embrassing.

 

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no its not, not when your mther is wearing all red with bright red lipstick looking like a nutter whilst calling you by your family name and then giving you food, its embrassing.

 

Oh I see...that must be embarassing

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lmao, sygy that made me giggle, i had visions of you hiding behind the bin in the corridoor to avoid the embarasment tht was going to make u go ruby red infront of all your friends.
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^ that was it untill i just gave in, loads of peeps were giving me weird looks -.-

 

oh i forgot to talk about the penis stone in geography. Basically, we were talking about hardrocks and how some are so hard (forgotten the actual term) that they stick put of the ground and thats why we get natural ridges in the earth (from the old volcanoes hardening) Anyways, the teacher put on a video and unfortunatly the rock comming out of the ground was well phallic shaped! so there were a few giggles from the boys (well how else? :p) then even worse, the phallic shaped rock then started to expand. well you can imagine what the class was like. it was HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA everywhere and pointing. and then the boy ant whos get everything abut 3 minutes after eeryone says 'ooh it looks lke a willy' and what i answered 'ooo well done'. so the teacher was giving us dirty looks and was telling us to quite down. BUT THEN, on the video, the naughty rock pushed through the surface and well even i started laughig really loudly out loud :o! then the voice on the video said 'the rock is very hard' and i think josepj shouted ' you bet it is'...well that was the last straw for mrs smith who had us sit in silence for 5 mins.

 

 

hehehehe, very diguishigh and immature i know. but still, it was an unfortunatly shaped rock.

 

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ow the hell do they expect you to not laugh!!! i'm an adult and i would have laughed my ass off. i bet your teacher was ughing inside, he just couldn't do it outloud because he has to be all professional.
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yeah i know it was great!

 

well update for today, mum called me fat so i may have come into school crying :O but then i cheered up! i had a double free this morning, this meant bully Reggie time (muhahah) today i called him gay and smacked him a lot..on the head with my ruler of doom! ^^ ah also it meant jamie watching time, then i actually spoke to him and then i got shuted at for ebing on my phone in school property (big deal) so jamie and chase shouted the evil teacher.

 

ermmmm, History was acetings bc i got 22/23 on my russian history test, which then made me feel super duper bc i got an A in my politics essays about 'what is politics'. muhahaha. Oh i love Tsar alexander the second, i think he was utterly dandy, he was the most progressive and open minded tsar and his heart was in the right place. i just felt that it was bad he got assinated and the manner of it too! basically, some ppl threw a bomb at his carriage but his carriage was like gun and bomb proof bc it hits the horse driver person, so tsar alexander runs out to help his driver man and then gets another bomb throw at him and his legs blown off. :'( NOOOOOO

 

oh and yeah i auditioned and got into the school choir, meh.

 

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yay on your super duper points/grades!! lol

 

and now since your in the choir you should record some stuff and maybe Jeezy could do some funky beats to that! xD

that'd be ace lol

 

 

haha...yeah that would be cool

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jos could i have whatever your smokeing? did u get the letter btw?

 

anyways, update!

 

i have a new bedtime its 9:30 bc ive been late twice this week and my mum is mega pissed about it! my mums so annoying. -.- oh and i lost my cheque for 250 pounds and my dad is being a cunt about it and wont send me a new one, so ive got to beg him. Hes so annoying, at the moment hes in a spa resort near the new forest where all he does is bike ride or hike all day and then go back for a massage and a hot tube. soo unfair..

 

ermm, oooh i love mr akroyd hes hilarous, i want his babies. he has like this fat pony tail and hes sooo funny. he was talking about how without abrasion a trip to the beach would be like saving private ryan, bloodwise! omg soo funny and he just jumps around and gets hyper about geog-geog as we know call it. LOL

 

oh and anthony of oooohh its looks like a willy got sent out of assembly for talking and had to sit onthe naughty chair outside the heads corridor! hahaha, so he missed geo, we were all trying to convince akroyd to let us out of the room to go and laugh at him...ahhhh good time.

 

Erm, what else happened? oh loads of peeps were smoking in the green, it made my cravings go MAD!!! :(

 

oh and apartly there was so massive fight today and some random girl who tried to break up the fight which was in the dinning hall, got stabbed in the tit with a fork

 

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