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Ok, so twas the party last night.

So i brought

 

2 crates of stella artois so thats 40 beers.

2 smirnoffs

2 big bottles of barcardi breezer

1 litre of strongbow.

 

that was to just start ppl off! Then KG brought more strongbow! So it was like booze-arific!

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So the first batch of like 15 ppl arrived at 8.30 and started drinking. So it was uber quite untill the Michalski crew showed up with an ipod and those huge blasters which come with it! cue, loud blasting hip hop. During that time i was just lying on the floor with y head spinning from a weed concoction of cider, beer and smirnoff! w00t!! So after getting quite pissed we all started dancing and i was sandwich between Jason and Matt omg, the dancing got so dirty, I dont usually dance but i was pissed so i did it!muhahaha

Then more ppl came i was like whoes this? whoes that? ohh who cares! more drinkage. Then i tottered into the my garden where i met a delightful girl called Keely whos bumchums which Cydney Morgan from Economics. Yeah so she smoked, i smoked the tabacco then some weed with the Chase and this other boy he brought!

so yeah umm pics?

 

 

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^dancing!!!!

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Jason's arse!

 

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KG begged me to delete this photo

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Keely and Mohammed leaving

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bowl of what we hoped was beer but turned out to be something much much worse!!!

 

 

 

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^god bless the german race and their abliltiy to drink a whole bottle of barcardi by them selves after 4 vodkas and cokes

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we felt like chips early in the morning

 

 

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me and the core-friends winding down..at 4am

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Update

 

Last night was interesting to say the least.

 

Well my mates best friend Jack came up from Cornwall. (hes parents are divorced and his mum lives in Cornwall where he goes to school and his dad lives in London and he now comes up every holiday, hence his presence as it is half term). So, aparntly, he had been wanted to meet me for ages after hearing al the stories of my 'antics'. So we got in contact and we've arranged some meetingfs up/gatherings for the halfterm. Anyways, the first one was last night in camden, firstly to see the damage and secondly to get cheap vodka.

 

So me Leah, Masiko, Alice, Shauna, Max, some emo called Paul, some random dude with an afro and drum symbols and last but not least Jack met at the station at 5pm. (w00t). So leah, jack and i went to buy said cheap vodka. Oh yeah, a litre for a tenner!!! We anyways we were like walking down the camden road and Jack was like holding my hand. So jack when to get the boze bc hes like 17 but has like some id which he could pass off as making him older. So, Leah and i were waitig outside and she told me that jack gave harry (remember blonde swedish harry) a blowjob at new years. so we were like cracking up about that adn being genuinely immature.

 

So the three of us walked back to the rest of the crew with thte vodka when half of them spilt bc like Leahs mum found out that she had gone to camden late at night instead of the cinema. and well Leahs mum then rang some other peoples mums and well that was uber gay! mums eh?

 

So me, max, shauna and jack decided to head off to starbucks in central and then later Soho (woot woot). So we ordered al these hot chocolates with extra cream and well then the drinking comenced. So jack and i were drinking vodka out of a straw in starbucks, very mature eh? So we i was getting drunker and drunker was like getting all hot and was like lying on the sofa in starbucks and Jack was like lying across me.(lol)

 

and god, so max and shauna were like mucking around so jack and i were talking about Politics bc he does politics as well (also does geog lol) Basically, we have a good chance of being able to vote in the next general election (thats if Brown stops arsing around). Anyways, hes conservative and really conservation and well im incredibly left wing (think of voting socialist workers party). so i called him 'the typical white countryside tory' and he called me a 'filthy trade unionist'. LOL, so much fun then we were just talking about the state of the British Economy and the forecasted impending global recession.

 

So drunker by the second we decided to get a move on to go to Soho bc Jack like desperatly wanted to see the infamous red light district and Gay quater. (lol its so hilarious how he finds London amazing) So max (who has two mums) showed us all the lesbian cafes. lol So, jack and i were kinda getting closer and closer. So umm yeah we were like making out outside of the costa coffee (damn costa coffee, we both came to the conclusion that its gay and a cheap imitation of starbucks.)

 

But then we was going on about how hes never met someone like me and how within a week he could be totally in love me. so i was like awwww. Anways, b ths point we were so drunk that we kinda lost shauna and Max an we just running like crazy people through the maze-like streets of Soho. And we just ran untill we ran out in China town and througt China town to Piccardily. we were like crashing into all these tourists be we didnt really care! So we continued to ran down Shaftsbury avenue untill e got to traffy when i realised the time and exclaimed 'shit! i have to go home, this is such shit'. So i went on a bus to the victoria terminal to get a train back to fucking shitty Norbury:( so i kissed him goodbye and when.. :(. Im going to a rave with in on the hackney downs which i organised on tuesday and afterwards im going back to his house to ermm...sleep over? well yeah, he texted me this morning asking if i was alright and got back to norbury safely.

 

yeahh, so that was my night. Sorry theres no pics.

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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yeah hopefully i remember how to work the camera next time! LOL

 

but yes, so looking forward to raving in the hackney downs with jack and all that lot

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Posted

its ok, thanks.

 

you can post here if you like.

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Posted

Update

 

 

Worst fucking night of 2008! There was heartbreak, mind games, an actual physical fight, me vomitting on Max's floor and down his legs, dog shit and piss on the bed sheets, and me almost breaking some bitch's back. Oh yeah and i may be getting done for assult tday so im not answering my landline, mobile or answering the door!

 

 

So first on the agenda for my bitching. jack. Sorry i think its totally unacceptable to get with someone lead then on, call them twice a day sayin how much u like them. Tell them that you were falling in love with them. Ok, i may be horrid sometimes, but THAT was just CRUELTY. Yeah, ok so dont get with some fucking sluttly girl in front of me then smile to my face and asking me whats wrong. Then that bastard had the audacity to tell me that i was overreacting and that he really does like me. FUCK OFF!! What an arsehole, i really should have listened to charlotte when she said that he was a cunt, godm why dont i listen to people. I really would get myself out of a lot of bother if i just listened.

 

Fighting. we'll i ended up have a full blown punch up with him, there was hitting and i he was strangling me whilst i was pullin out large amounts of his stupid emo hair. He gratefull retunred the favour. I thought it was oh so hilarous when i was getting my face smashed into the pavement :) GOOD TIMES!! Then after all that he had the nerve to be like 'ive never met anyone like you, your just a horrible person, seriously, i wish i never met you'. I said ' the feelin is mutual' then i let go of himandhe kinda glared atme strangly.it was thenthat i noticed that i hadallthis blood comingout of of my nose. LOL. He walked off. I got up from the ground and made sure to get that slag a good hard kick in the back before walking off.

 

So, by this time im was pretty shaken and the forced cool of the tempo of my walking quickly hastened. So i was in like field all the way up in North London and i was just running and i didnt know where to go. So i decidedto go into some greasy spoon cafe. Godfor theppl sititng thereit must of looked to peculiar! But anyways, thanking in there was Emo paul, Alice, Shauna, Weezy,Lizzie and Max they were just like OH MY GOD. so i kinda explained what had happened and of course everyone was soo stunned and was silent for what seemed like hours. Untill finally max broke the silence and said 'what a cunt'.LOl, gotta love max.So max decided that we shoudl all just go back to his house and sleep there. We were all pretty fucked off our faces as well (come one we were at a rave in a field).

 

so we all we went to maxs house who is soo cool. His mum is a lesbian and theres all these pornographic paintings in his house. The best one has to be the one of his mum have a wank which was put up in the living room. mega-lol. So we all went up to his room and well we all felt pretty rotten but we busted open the music and were listeng to milkshake and Britiany spears and Nirvana (all the good stuff!). So i like the depressive little alcoholic that i am just carried on drinking. before i had had wine, 2 beers and smirnoff ices and well i got a little squiffy (if u folloe my drift) Nothing hardcore though!i wish i had. So anyways at maxs i had some vodka shots and drank all this cider byselfinthe corner. Well haha, u can imagine whats coming, I threw up all over max's floor. then when max can over to help me to go to the bathroom i threw up down his legs.:s:o So hewas like ' i think its time someone goes to bed!'. i merely nodded.then he was helpingmeup and he saidsomething that was the truth but at the same time, oh so hurtful. he waslike 'i know what your parents todo you, its notgood personally ithink u've come up fine however syg-wigs, drinkinh yourself stupid every weekend wont solve anything'. GOD! so i went up into the bed and just listened to the other talk and laugh so i quietly cried over Jack and what Max just said. then ifell asleep.

 

I was woken this morning after hearing 'fuckinghell. why does the dog always do this'...aparntly everymorning in Max'shouse the dog pooes onthe carpet eventhough it has a little dog flap so that it cango inot the gardenLOL! So i groaned and rolled over. Got up and stepped over my sleeping friends so that i could have a littlequick wash. LOL. there was some random manlying in the bathtub! ^^i thought it was so funny.

 

So i did my stuff and went back into max's room andwaited for shauna and alice and Emo paul to get all there shit together so that we could make a move. So we kissed Weezy good bye as she wa still asleep and Max let us out and we stepped into the bright but freezing morning. god, we must have looked like a right sight. walking through this quite residental area in well totally raving clothes for. short skirt weird legging and wellington boots with peaches on them. Whilst shauan in all her gothic glory with dyed purple hair and alice and paul both looking like the 'super emo' orsomething!

 

lol, wwll when we all got onthebus these poor old women looked so terrified. we all lookedlike crack heads! >.< we igot off thebus to get the overground train to fucking Norbury. And now im home. Well i told my mum what happened. i was thinking i have to just come clean right now bc its going to me worse if the police come. yeah, shesurprising wasnt angry. she was just like 'well atleast uve told the truth and im dissopointed that you went a rave and drank untill u vomitted. however, u came clean and that jack sounds like a git'.

 

ahhh wellso that wa last nights

 

anyone wanna say something?

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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LOL dont worry jos,its all good. mymatesand i are now plotting his demise!

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Posted

Guess what?

 

I have serious blood posioning! W00t!! so im going to hospital at like 2pm.

 

 

 

:)

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Posted
Yeah she is ok now.. she got her injections so everything is back to normal

 

 

yeah, thanks for updating for me m'love!

 

yes, so im all cool now. Thanks for asking. Im just getting more injections tommorrow and some medication. I dont actually really need the medication its just that i have 3 trips coming up and the doctors said that because of that they just want to be sure when u go away.

 

i have some skanky bruises though. theyre green! :mad:

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Posted

huh?

 

im confused! dont u guys get green bruises?

 

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